Things Guys Do, That Girls Can't Stand

[JaymeTaylorGriffin]

Ok guys, want some relationship advice? Maybe you're going about it all wrong. Here's some UNFORGIVABLE things that you do that maybe driving us away..

#1. Farting & Burping in public. (Do I even need to explain? Gross! I don't care if you do this at home, just not when we're around people? That's all I ask!)
#2. Asking us for naked pictures, or if we want a naked picture. (Honestly girls HATE when guys ask for naked pictures. Why do you do this? How many girls do ask for them? That's what's going through our mind. We CERTAINLY don't want you to send us one!)
#3. Calling us by another name (What were you thinking? NO!)
#4.Talking about our sex life with your friends. (It's not cool. Very disrespectful!)
#5. Leaving the toilet seat up! (Are you really THAT lazy?)
#6. Spitting, dipping, weed. (Really? When's the last time you heard a girl say "potheads are sexy"
#7. Picking fights in public. (How embarrassing! If that guy doesn't' whoop your ass, I will!)
#8. Don't compare us to people
#9. Don't ever, EVER admit to us that you talk to a bunch of girls. (It's not going to make us try harder for you. It's going to make us not try at all! No girl wants a guy, that they think has "been around' or talks to everybody.)
That is all. Girls if you can think of any more, please feel free to express yourself.

[Steadfast101]

Ok guys, want some relationship advice? Maybe you're going about it all wrong. Here's some UNFORGIVABLE things that you do that maybe driving us away..

#1. Farting & Burping in public. (Do I even need to explain? Gross! I don't care if you do this at home, just not when we're around people? That's all I ask!)
#2. Asking us for naked pictures, or if we want a naked picture. (Honestly girls HATE when guys ask for naked pictures. Why do you do this? How many girls do ask for them? That's what's going through our mind. We CERTAINLY don't want you to send us one!)
#3. Calling us by another name (What were you thinking? NO!)
#4.Talking about our sex life with your friends. (It's not cool. Very disrespectful!)
#5. Leaving the toilet seat up! (Are you really THAT lazy?)
#6. Spitting, dipping, weed. (Really? When's the last time you heard a girl say "potheads are sexy"
#7. Picking fights in public. (How embarrassing! If that guy doesn't' whoop your ass, I will!)
#8. Don't compare us to people
#9. Don't ever, EVER admit to us that you talk to a bunch of girls. (It's not going to make us try harder for you. It's going to make us not try at all! No girl wants a guy, that they think has "been around' or talks to everybody.)
That is all. Girls if you can think of any more, please feel free to express yourself.

i have a question about #3. would you appove of nicknames that are not mean or offensive? i'm only curious, thats all.

and as for me, i'm not that kind of a person to even consider doing any of these. never have, never will

[JaymeTaylorGriffin]

of coarse & that's absolutely great to know.

[Tryptamine Serpentine]

#6. (Really? When's the last time you heard a girl say "potheads are sexy"

Narrow-mindedness is an unattractive quality.

[St. Dymphna]

C is for cookie, and also correlation.

[Geist]

#1. Farting & Burping in public. (Do I even need to explain? Gross! I don't care if you do this at home, just not when we're around people? That's all I ask!)

LOL What!
Better out than in.

Re: Things Guys Do, That Girls Can't Stand

I'm a girl, is that suppose to offend me?.

I can see reason in the other things you typed, but gases escaping our bodies? I thought everyone done that sometime or another.

[tropicalheatwave]

Ok guys, want some relationship advice? Maybe you're going about it all wrong. Here's some UNFORGIVABLE things that you do that maybe driving us away..

#1. Farting & Burping in public. (Do I even need to explain? Gross! I don't care if you do this at home, just not when we're around people? That's all I ask!)
#2. Asking us for naked pictures, or if we want a naked picture. (Honestly girls HATE when guys ask for naked pictures. Why do you do this? How many girls do ask for them? That's what's going through our mind. We CERTAINLY don't want you to send us one!)
#3. Calling us by another name (What were you thinking? NO!)
#4.Talking about our sex life with your friends. (It's not cool. Very disrespectful!)
#5. Leaving the toilet seat up! (Are you really THAT lazy?)
#6. Spitting, dipping, weed. (Really? When's the last time you heard a girl say "potheads are sexy"
#7. Picking fights in public. (How embarrassing! If that guy doesn't' whoop your ass, I will!)
#8. Don't compare us to people
#9. Don't ever, EVER admit to us that you talk to a bunch of girls. (It's not going to make us try harder for you. It's going to make us not try at all! No girl wants a guy, that they think has "been around' or talks to everybody.)
That is all. Girls if you can think of any more, please feel free to express yourself.

you missed a big one. its one that i have been guilty of for years.
i'm surprised nobody has mentioned it yet.

[alteredmind]

#6. (Really? When's the last time you heard a girl say "potheads are sexy"

Narrow-mindedness is an unattractive quality.

tryptamine, is that you?

[Guardian7347]

#6. (Really? When's the last time you heard a girl say "potheads are sexy"

Narrow-mindedness is an unattractive quality.

So is a drug habit. To each their own, just not my thing personally.

[Tryptamine Serpentine]

So is a drug habit. To each their own, just not my thing personally.

Drinking coffee could be considered a drug habit, or green tea; caffeine is a drug and does kill thousands per year after all. An illegal drug habit is understandable to me as being a relationship-breaker but being that over 50% of the US drinks coffee on a daily basis, a healthy drug habit in and of itself, such as moderate consumption of coffee, is not unattractive to most.

Moderation with certain drugs agrees with my reason more than abstinence, but to each their own.

I agree with part of #6 though JaymeTaylorGriffin; commercial cigarettes are vile. It's a pity you lump one of the #1 causes of death with #0.

[Diclonius]

The only thing that men do that I cannot understand is a lot of them have a hard time following simple instructions. For example: at my work the urinal in our men's room flushes slow, you must WAIT at least 5-10 seconds before flushing it again. However men who use our restroom seem to not understand that. Hence our men's restroom got flooded with pee water. I mopped it using some cleaners and other things to leave the restroom sanitary, clean, and smelling fresh. I put up 2 large yellow "Wet Floor" signs, one right outside the door, and one inside the restroom. I also put up a sign on the door that inside would be very slippery due to just being mopped with soap and such.

Yet a dozen or so guys were coming up to the counter complaining the floor was "Slippery". Even with the floor sign warnings and the large sign on the door. Furthermore the restroom became flooded AGAIN because I guess when the sign says that the urinal will flood if you overflush it they must see for themselves if this is true or not.

That's my biggest pet peeve. Even with guys I've been with, you give them directions on something that's going on and they choose to ignore said directions.


So guys, directions, read them, understand that the directions are not like the cake, they are not a lie. I would not lie about a urinal having a slow flush ratio. I'm a woman I don't even use one, if I wanted to be cruel I could simply not warn you and let your shoes get covered in pee water.

[VenusInChains]

I'm 50/50 on the pot head thing. I love smoking weed and I love smoking it with my husband. He doesn't have a problem with me smoking it as long as it doesn't get out of hand, eg wake and bake, all day every day. All things in moderation is ok. Brad Pitt used to be a stoner, and I think he's sexy. However there are a lot of stoners out there that I wouldn't have anything to do with. It's not because they smoke, it's because I just don't like them cause I think they are the dregs of society.
Alcohol is more of a turn off for me than weed, but I guess that's because I've known alcoholics. Angry drunks raise their voice, some can get physically violent. A stoner doesn't really give a shit about most things when he/she is high.

A big turn off for me is vulgarity. Yeah I know some guys think about sex 24 hours a day, but turning everything you might say into some sort of sexual joke isn't funny to me. Occasionally it can be funny, but all the time isn't.

[St. Dymphna]

That's what she said.

[Soulkiss333]

Ok guys, want some relationship advice? Maybe you're going about it all wrong. Here's some UNFORGIVABLE things that you do that maybe driving us away..

#1. Farting & Burping in public. (Do I even need to explain? Gross! I don't care if you do this at home, just not when we're around people? That's all I ask!)
#2. Asking us for naked pictures, or if we want a naked picture. (Honestly girls HATE when guys ask for naked pictures. Why do you do this? How many girls do ask for them? That's what's going through our mind. We CERTAINLY don't want you to send us one!)
#3. Calling us by another name (What were you thinking? NO!)
#4.Talking about our sex life with your friends. (It's not cool. Very disrespectful!)
#5. Leaving the toilet seat up! (Are you really THAT lazy?)
#6. Spitting, dipping, weed. (Really? When's the last time you heard a girl say "potheads are sexy"
#7. Picking fights in public. (How embarrassing! If that guy doesn't' whoop your ass, I will!)
#8. Don't compare us to people
#9. Don't ever, EVER admit to us that you talk to a bunch of girls. (It's not going to make us try harder for you. It's going to make us not try at all! No girl wants a guy, that they think has "been around' or talks to everybody.)
That is all. Girls if you can think of any more, please feel free to express yourself.

To #1, I would add spitting and clearing your throat and table manners. And yes eat with me at the table, no elbows, open mouth, and do not reach across my plate to get something...ASK and do not pick off my plate until I am done. Over sweating is gross too.

To #4, I would add that I dont want to know with WHOM he has done what with in detail. I dont mind talking about experiences he has had but I dont need the names esp if I know the girl.

I can care less about the toilet seat. I have my own bathroom.

To #6, oh there is spitting...anyway weed stinks (I swear stoners must think no one can smell it, it is so strong) and I would say anyone who has no direction in life...a lot of weed smokers dont seem to have the motivation I do so they cant keep up with me.But for the no direction in life that goes for anyone...I think stoners are nice ppl (most of my friends and family smokes I amt the strange one) but stinky and unmotivated. I would add cigarettes to this one as well, it also stinks. And chewing tobacco GROSS!

I dont mind if my bf ask for a naked pic. Calling me by someone else name, I never had that happen but I dont think I would jump all over him about it. I dont mind being compare to others but you better be saying how much cooler I am or something or you better know what you are talking about, but I dont mind I can speak for myself.

I would add more to the list

*VIDEO GAMES
*TV (more than 4 hours a week)
*POLITICS (I rather hear about sex all day than politics any day).
*COMPLAINERS (Be a man and deal with it)
*trying to be cool by using slang (calling babe, bitch, hoe and than saying they dont mean any thing by it that is just how they talk). Doesnt go well with me
*Sarcasm...mean
*INTELLECTUAL SNOBS (think they are better than everyone else) also Chauvinism. I hate when I get told to hush because he is embarrass by the topic and finds it un-education so I get told to hush...example talking about ghosts. Care too much what ppl think and they try control and look down on everything but they are scare little boys.
*Not speaking/talking/ to me... meaning I have to guess or do something to get their attention. No letting know what is going on, or if something is bothering him. (In this case it is what they dont do). If I am with you PAY ATTENTION TO ME, gosh darn it!!!Or I will walk.
*looking sloppy not taking the time to look nice...take care of yourself.
*TRYING TOO HARD...(I like attention) but if I am not into you, let it go...dont be corny like try to act cool, pick up lines, etc.

[LifeChanges]

I can't stand it when you're outside talking to them and walking around. Then all of a sudden they just unzip their pants, whip it out and start pissing. Really?! Can you give me some warning? I don't want to see that or hear it!

[cap1015]

I can't stand it when you're outside talking to them and walking around. Then all of a sudden they just unzip their pants, whip it out and start pissing. Really?! Can you give me some warning? I don't want to see that or hear it!

For some of us guys this is a realy hard habit to break, what worked for me was finally realizing that when they announced "Clean up on aisle 4" at the market they were talking about me! hahahahahahhahahaa

Actually I don't have this problem, but I couldn't resist posting.

[LifeChanges]

I can't stand it when you're outside talking to them and walking around. Then all of a sudden they just unzip their pants, whip it out and start pissing. Really?! Can you give me some warning? I don't want to see that or hear it!

For some of us guys this is a realy hard habit to break, what worked for me was finally realizing that when they announced "Clean up on aisle 4" at the market they were talking about me! hahahahahahhahahaa

Actually I don't have this problem, but I couldn't resist posting.

This is a bad habit of rednecks down south that live in the country. They think because no one is around they can pee anywhere they want >.< It is very gross.

[Soulkiss333]

I can't stand it when you're outside talking to them and walking around. Then all of a sudden they just unzip their pants, whip it out and start pissing. Really?! Can you give me some warning? I don't want to see that or hear it!

For some of us guys this is a realy hard habit to break, what worked for me was finally realizing that when they announced "Clean up on aisle 4" at the market they were talking about me! hahahahahahhahahaa

Actually I don't have this problem, but I couldn't resist posting.

This is a bad habit of rednecks down south that live in the country. They think because no one is around they can pee anywhere they want >.< It is very gross.

They do it in the city too...right on the sidewalk.
Tho when I was in the country they always gave a little warning...like go to the closest tree even if it was only 2 ft away. haha

However, I must admit that I am totally envious of guy for that trait. Esp. during camping, hiking and in winter, they write their names in the snow and stuff...I wish I could just whip it out and go pee when I have too...but NOOOOO, I have to find a nasty outhouse (which I will just go outside in that case) or public restroom, or a big bush (cover) swat and hope I dont pee on my leg or shoe which is almost impossible esp if you had some shots, but in high school I got pretty good at not peeing on shoe...oh than you the grass trickling/poking your butt it just awesome...oh and if it is that time of month it really sucks. so, I will admit I wish I could do what guys can do in that area they dont even need toliet paper they just shake.....so unfair.

[LifeChanges]

but NOOOOO, I have to find a nasty outhouse (which I will just go outside in that case) or public restroom, or a big bush (cover) swat and hope I dont pee on my leg or shoe which is almost impossible esp if you had some shots, but in high school I got pretty good at not peeing on shoe...oh than you the grass trickling/poking your butt it just awesome...oh and if it is that time of month it really sucks. so, I will admit I wish I could do what guys can do in that area they dont even need toliet paper they just shake.....so unfair.

LOL, this really is what it's like to pee outside for girls. Haha, I'm always afraid of snakes or spiders biting my butt.

[kaligirl001]

Ok guys, want some relationship advice? Maybe you're going about it all wrong. Here's some UNFORGIVABLE things that you do that maybe driving us away..

#1. Farting & Burping in public. (Do I even need to explain? Gross! I don't care if you do this at home, just not when we're around people? That's all I ask!)
#2. Asking us for naked pictures, or if we want a naked picture. (Honestly girls HATE when guys ask for naked pictures. Why do you do this? How many girls do ask for them? That's what's going through our mind. We CERTAINLY don't want you to send us one!)
#3. Calling us by another name (What were you thinking? NO!)
#4.Talking about our sex life with your friends. (It's not cool. Very disrespectful!)
#5. Leaving the toilet seat up! (Are you really THAT lazy?)
#6. Spitting, dipping, weed. (Really? When's the last time you heard a girl say "potheads are sexy"
#7. Picking fights in public. (How embarrassing! If that guy doesn't' whoop your ass, I will!)
#8. Don't compare us to people
#9. Don't ever, EVER admit to us that you talk to a bunch of girls. (It's not going to make us try harder for you. It's going to make us not try at all! No girl wants a guy, that they think has "been around' or talks to everybody.)
That is all. Girls if you can think of any more, please feel free to express yourself.

And I guess this is why I get along with guys and am called a guys girl...
#1 I don't have a problem with, its not healthy to hold either in so I say let them fly
#2 If you trust the person I see no problem with sending dirty pics to each other... Me and my man do all the time cuz both of our jobs make it hard to have intimate time together so sending a dirty/ naked pic is a good way to have an intimate moment even without the person being there with you.
#3 Yeah nicknames are ok but if my name is kali and you call me rebecca, we are going to have a problem!!! So I will agree with you on number 3!!!
#4 I don't have a problem with him talking about our sex life with his friends because I talk to my friends about it to... It would be a huge double standard if I said I could and he couldn't.
#5 I'm ok with him leaving the toilet seat up, I would rather him put it up and leave it up, than him not put it up and get pee on the seat for me to sit on... And I could turn that around on us girls to, are we really that lazy that if they put it up we cant put it down... It takes seconds to do and will save you many fights if you just do it yourself.
#6 Depends on why he is spitting for me... If he is a compulsive spitter than that is a turn off, but if he only spits every once in a while and for a reason then that's fine. As for doing illegal drugs, I do not approve, I don't do any myself so why would i want to be with someone who does.
#7 Depends on why he is starting a fight... If its for no reason besides just to fight than I wont put up with it. But if he is protecting someone or himself, or standing up for something he believes in than I am all for it!!
#8 Again depends on who or why he is comparing, if he says she has better legs than me than he will have a fight on his hands, but if he says "baby she don't even come close to comparing to you, your so much better." then I'm all for it.
#9 My man has several female friends that he is very close to, has been for quite some time, and I would rather him tell me that he has female friends than try to hide them from me... If hes hiding them its normally because he is doing something with them he shouldn't be.

[RockPillow®]

I can't stand it when you're outside talking to them and walking around. Then all of a sudden they just unzip their pants, whip it out and start pissing. Really?! Can you give me some warning? I don't want to see that or hear it!

[tropicalheatwave]

never make fun of a women's weight or looks. they are more sensitive about their looks then men. i've had girls cry, curse me out, and even try to attack me for making fun of them. (most of all that occurred during high school)

i'm surprised nobody has mentioned that yet.

[KRSTY]

Cant stand when men get in girly type fights. I can understand when a gay man does it, but not a straight man.