ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by **RibZ** on Thu Mar 01, 2012 3:52 pm

No. I'm gonna feed it to that statue over there.

Why is the earth green and blue?

by **ViperChik** on Thu Mar 01, 2012 6:01 pm

^Cuz it's sick and depressed.

Are you a human?

by **physco kid** on Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:11 pm

No I am a alien :excited:

Why is it when we eat too much it makes the stomach hurt?

by **sweetshar** on Sat Mar 03, 2012 2:36 am

Because the food you ate are not really landed in your stomach but directly to your knees down to your toes.. :eat:

Why did evolutionists said that people came from the monkeys ?

by **RibZ** on Sat Mar 03, 2012 9:57 am

The monkeys are paying them.

Why do people expect me to believe something that obviously isn't true?

by **jojo** on Sat Mar 03, 2012 6:23 pm

Because they want a new puppet.

Why do noses bleed but ears don't?

by **sweetshar** on Sun Mar 04, 2012 5:54 pm

Because nose have a high pressure and ears are anemic ...

Describe your pet! (Either human or animals)

by **jojo** on Mon Mar 05, 2012 3:15 pm

They eat and poop alot, oh and sleep.

Why has almost no one been on the forum in the last day? :geek:

by **RibZ** on Mon Mar 05, 2012 4:32 pm

They were all scared that you would notice and turn them in to Anonymous.

When will THE BITCH stop visiting?

by **sweetshar** on Wed Mar 07, 2012 6:18 pm

When mama said it will be the last..

Do you find it real?

by **RibZ** on Fri Mar 09, 2012 3:55 pm

I find it "reality" TV.

Why don't we have wings?

by **sweetshar** on Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:06 pm

Cos' we have no flying ticket like what a sucking mosquito have...

What is done, if done is done?

by **RibZ** on Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:53 am

A bunch of letters.

What is worse than a baby with a beard?

by **FebruaryRose** on Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:21 pm

A baby with a mustache.

How does one summon a unicorn?

by **RibZ** on Sun Mar 11, 2012 10:01 am

With a uniHORN.

What keeps food from spoiling?

by **gargoylegoil** on Sun Mar 11, 2012 1:15 pm

discipline it

why does hair turn grey?

by **sweetshar** on Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:02 pm

its fashion

Why most of american people have their blonde hair?

by **pennylane** on Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:18 pm

because their in the sun so long it turns yellow,

Have you ever heard of Hetalia?

by **sweetshar** on Thu Mar 15, 2012 3:48 am

never heard it since birth.. But saw it recently after you typed it here..

Did cartoon characters knocks your heart every time they act dramatic scenes?

by **pennylane** on Thu Mar 15, 2012 12:49 pm

yeah, it had to be surgically inserted again.

how many hearts does the tin man have?

by **sweetshar** on Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:47 am

half from the regular size!

Why examination seems so very difficult? ggrr.. (my studying strategy is not enough, ) huhuu..

by **RibZ** on Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:30 pm

Cuz it's not rocket surgery.

Why do ppl do contests on this site?

by **The Kid In The Hat** on Sun Mar 18, 2012 5:42 am

Because no one has a life.
Why do we have Leap Years?

by **amstevens23** on Wed Mar 21, 2012 9:44 am

so the years don't drag....

why do men have nipples?

by **gargoylegoil** on Wed Mar 21, 2012 3:26 pm

men nipples, for fun,plus they'd look stupid without them

Do cats fart?

by **RibZ** on Sun Mar 25, 2012 4:12 pm

Only when they eat too many songbirds.

When are the Ides of March?

by **pennylane** on Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:30 pm

Tomorrow morning

why is it so noisy outside?

by **RibZ** on Tue Mar 27, 2012 2:48 pm

You forgot to mute the world.

Why did the kitten wake me up by stabbing my scalp with his claws?

by **sweetshar** on Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:57 pm

Just helping you to take dandruff out of your head!

Why some people do looks like a fool in terms of love?

by **pennylane** on Thu Mar 29, 2012 7:05 pm

because they skipped Loveology on a regular basis while attending high school

why is the world so bleak?

by **RibZ** on Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:49 pm

It got confuzled and thought you meant black.

What makes surgery fun?

by **sweetshar** on Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:40 pm

Because surgery is somewhat science and mathematics in mix..

What else is your hobby than eating?

by **RibZ** on Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:51 pm

Hurling.

What makes you think I would do a thing like that?

by **pennylane** on Fri Apr 27, 2012 8:08 pm

Everything makes me think that you would do that EVERTHING!

what color socks am i wearing at the moment

by **DreamerNtheClouds** on Sun May 06, 2012 8:21 pm

it doesn't matter I am going to steal them! :excited:

Why does kool aid guy go "oh yeah"?

by **sweetshar** on Mon May 07, 2012 1:54 am

to hide something

Why do we have to smile or laugh when we are happy?

by **Justified** on Wed May 09, 2012 12:36 pm

Because we are emotional robots.

Why does the sun come up in the morning?

by **tropicalheatwave** on Tue May 29, 2012 7:37 am

Justified wrote:Because we are emotional robots.

Why does the sun come up in the morning?

because its afraid of darkness.

what is beyond time?

by **sweetshar** on Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:10 pm

beyond

What makes you think that a certain person is a fool?

by **DreamerNtheClouds** on Sun Jun 17, 2012 4:10 pm

nothing, its simple as reading a sign.

Why can't people fly?

by **rp0059** on Sun Jun 17, 2012 7:28 pm

because we are dangerous enough on land

why do we forget things so easily?

by **sweetshar** on Mon Jun 18, 2012 12:41 am

because past is past

why do people say LOL even though they're not laughing so loud?

by **rp0059** on Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:16 am

fills in space
why are fashion trends from the 80s coming back? :hurl:

by **RibZ** on Sun Jun 24, 2012 5:43 pm

Someone thought they could make them better!

Who decided to make periods last for 55 years?

by **Justified** on Sun Jun 24, 2012 8:36 pm

A man

Why does turkey bacon exist?

by **rp0059** on Sun Jun 24, 2012 9:09 pm

because turkey is awesome so to make it even better they made it into bacon.

why do we dream of people we have never met?

by **WolvenPrince** on Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:30 am

To keep us on our toes.

Who am I, if I'm not me?

by **rp0059** on Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:34 am

the mysterious mr kite

what it be like if we thought the world was still flat?

by **WolvenPrince** on Wed Jun 27, 2012 7:02 am

No more airport security!

What if someone came up to you and told you everything you've been told is a lie, what would you do? :infinity:

by **RibZ** on Wed Jun 27, 2012 5:36 pm

Kiss em and say, "I LOOOOOVE YOU, liar!"

What makes science scientific?