The Wish Game

by **chocobo** on Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:45 am

Granted but its because you have an incurable disease

I wish to have my first dance, who isnt related to me.

by **Steadfast101** on Mon Nov 21, 2011 5:45 pm

Granted. but moments before you do, you get into a terrible accident that causes both your legs to be amputaded. sadly you cant afford prosthetic legs :crying:

i wish that everyone i care about, including myself, will be happy for the rest of their lives

by **chocobo** on Tue Nov 22, 2011 4:18 am

wish granted they are happy, but now all of there shoes are missing. Darn those gnomes.

I wish for a nice back massage.

by **Steadfast101** on Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:29 am

Granted. but its from someone that makes you EXTREMELY uncomfortable to be around.

i wish for more balloons! :balloons:

by **dimplesd** on Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:57 am

granted but it is made up of condoms and the aliens took them away for artificial insemination

I wish for more wishes

by **Steadfast101** on Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:26 am

Granted, but you run out of things to wish for

i wish to be to worlds best ninja! :infinity:

by **chocobo** on Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:35 pm

granted, but you break your legs so you can't be a ninja :O

I wish i didnt like chocolate so much.

by **kyndy101** on Tue Nov 22, 2011 1:38 pm

Wish granted, but now there isn't any other candy/food/drink in the world other than chocolate.

I wish the new book of "The Last Dragon Chronicles" would be out.

by **chocobo** on Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:43 am

Granted, but all of the books are burt so no one gets to read them.

I wish i could rember where i put things.

by **dimplesd** on Wed Nov 23, 2011 5:10 am

Granted.but when you do remember where you put them you forgot the thing you are missing

I wish my X ray will turn out fine

by **BaTTler720** on Wed Nov 23, 2011 5:19 am

Granted, it will so no need to worry.

wish i had the powers to take over the world!

by **Steadfast101** on Wed Nov 23, 2011 6:31 am

granted, but after a week of trying your killed

i wish it didnt hurt when i hit my head on a wall :banghead:

by **BaTTler720** on Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:17 am

Granted, but you'll still have extreme headaches.

I wish i was a little star.

by **kyndy101** on Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:23 am

Granted, but now since you're in space so you can't breath. :lol:

I wish that I had the wisdom to know what to wish for

by **chocobo** on Wed Nov 23, 2011 10:52 am

Granted after surching for the perfect wish you realize that it would fail as soon as you wish it, so you wish no more

I wish i was a good cook.

by **Steadfast101** on Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:29 pm

Granted, but sadly you are the only one that thinks so!

i wish i was a clown

by **kyndy101** on Thu Nov 24, 2011 7:07 pm

Granted, but you're a scary clown that nobody likes.

I wish I could read in the dark. :lovestruck:

by **Steadfast101** on Thu Nov 24, 2011 8:54 pm

Granted, but it turns out that your really blind and you now only read brail

i wish 9/11 never happend

by **The Kid In The Hat** on Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:10 pm

Granted, but it happened to your house.
I wish I saw a famous actor/actress.

by **amstevens23** on Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:30 am

granted, but when they see you they will call you a stalker.

i wish i was a billionaire

by **The Kid In The Hat** on Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:31 pm

Granted, but Bruno Mars thinks your a Copycat.
I wish I was famous.

by **RibZ** on Tue Mar 20, 2012 4:09 pm

You are the most famous person ever. Sux that it's for falling out of a helicopter into a swamp full of crabby gators.

I wish those commercials with the squealing pig would pop out of existence.

by **The Kid In The Hat** on Wed Mar 21, 2012 3:24 am

Granted, but now Fred replaces the pig w/ screaming. And the Annoying Orange gets more annoying.
I wish Summer would come already.

by **amstevens23** on Wed Mar 21, 2012 9:14 am

granted, but you have to spend it outside on asphalt in Arizona

I wish I could go on vacation.

by **Cassy** on Sat Mar 24, 2012 5:10 pm

Granted, but you turn completely invisable so noone can wait on you or serve you in anyway.

I wish I wasn't so bored

by **The Kid In The Hat** on Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:47 am

Granted, now you feel to go extreme and jump of the Chrysler Building.....and your parachute is stuck.
I wish I could wish for something without it having a twist to it.

by **RibZ** on Sun Mar 25, 2012 4:09 pm

You can, but not in this game.

I wish Angry Birds was as much fun as the lady on TV said it was.

by **Cassy** on Sun Mar 25, 2012 6:54 pm

It is, but only in your dreams.

I wish I could drop 150 pounds without having to eat right or excercise.

by **RibZ** on Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:07 pm

You can. Shame that you dropped that bed on your foot.

I wish I could get my work done without all the AGGRAVATION!

by **glynich** on Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:28 am

You can.If you meanwhile working on it you should stop thinking about your girlfriend.

I wish I was the woman whom love by the man I love.

by **RibZ** on Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:25 am

You are. Too bad that person is a cartoon character.

I wish kitten didn't think he was an alarm clock.

by **The Kid In The Hat** on Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:12 am

Granted, and now your dog thinks he is an alarm clock.
I wish I had a pair of pants

by **shotgun** on Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:37 am

Granted you have pair of pants but its dirty one :O
i wish i can blow your heads off lol

by **RibZ** on Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:44 pm

The Kid In The Hat wrote:Granted, and now your dog thinks he is an alarm clock.
I wish I had a pair of pants

If only she was still alive to do that. :roll:

by **RibZ** on Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:47 pm

shotgun wrote:Granted you have pair of pants but its dirty one :O
i wish i can blow your heads off lol

Sure you can. We have a closet full of :hothead:

extras.
I wish shotgun could sleep with his eyes open. Muhahaha

by **Justified** on Sat May 12, 2012 2:18 pm

They begin to until their eyes burst from the pressure.

I wish for my dog to stop chewing my shoes.

by **RibZ** on Sun Jun 24, 2012 5:49 pm

(S)he does. Now puppy is all about chewing on your feet.

I wish Sallie Mae understood that I can't pay them.

by **Lillith** on Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:09 am

They do, but they charge you interest for the knowledge.......

I wish I didn't have Metatarsalgia :cry:

by **RibZ** on Wed Jun 27, 2012 5:42 pm

You don't have Metatarsalgia anymore, Now it's plantar fasciitis,

I wish my eyes were purple.

by **RocketCollecting** on Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:25 am

Granted, but now you are color blind.

I wish I could meet a nice local brony who likes my little pony as much as I do. :rasberry:

by **The Kid In The Hat** on Fri Jun 29, 2012 2:11 pm

RibZ wrote:
The Kid In The Hat wrote:Granted, and now your dog thinks he is an alarm clock.
I wish I had a pair of pants

If only she was still alive to do that.

Oops, sorry. XD

RocketCollecting wrote:I wish I could meet a nice local brony who likes my little pony as much as I do.

Granted, but he likes making out with ponies and he thinks your a pony. :lol:

I wish I had something to drink.

by **Lillith** on Sat Jun 30, 2012 5:28 am

Granted, but you will never quench your thirst

I wish I had a roast dinner :eat:

by **MissWong** on Mon Jul 23, 2012 7:09 pm

Granted but it is a roasted person presented to you.

I wish I had a gold watch.

by **irrevocably** on Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:39 pm

granted but its fake gold

i wish i was married to Jennifer Love Hewitt!

by **m83** on Fri Jul 27, 2012 6:51 am

granted, but you've been put on a 50 year waiting list.

i wish i had homes in france, italy, and england.

by **irrevocably** on Fri Jul 27, 2012 8:07 am

m83 wrote:granted, but you've been put on a 50 year waiting list.

i wish i had homes in france, italy, and england.

awe you ruined the crap out of my wish :rofl:

i shall do the same to you!

Granted, but they're tiny shaqs, infested with cockroaches and ants!

I wish Obama was never president (no offense - just for laughs)

by **saramina** on Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:44 pm

Your wish is my command...but osama bin laden
and his crew came and wiped out the usa....

...I wish I could know if god really still exists.

by **MissWong** on Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:44 pm

Granted but you had to die to find out.

I wish I had the ability to time travel.

by **m83** on Tue Jul 31, 2012 6:18 am

granted, but you'll never find your way back to this dimension.

i wish i was a true psychic.

by **irrevocably** on Tue Jul 31, 2012 6:36 am

granted, but you can never block out thoughts from everywhere you go

i wish i knew what love is!