What Did You Learn Today?

[BLUE]

Life is an ever-ending education. With each day you learn something new. Sooo what did you learn today?

That belly buttons smell. How can this be true?? Yes it is a body cavity of sorts * looks at mine* ...but they are so cute! I am at a cross roads between not believing and wanting to puff a container of powder at it. I have an issue with this sense is why the bewilderment. So I am proposing that unless it will hold a cup of water, that besides the usually showering, it shall be self cleaning I say!

*smells Guardian's* Is that gun powder Sweetheart?

[Soulkiss333]

haha
I once wonder if cats had bellybuttons they say they do but I havent found one yet. God I would like to lose my sense of smell, there are more things that smell bad than good. My nose is sensitive I smell everything it seems like. Like when ppl make burritos, I love burritos (someone is making burritos right now in the building I can smell it), but it smells like BO esp. if you put them in the microwave to reheat them. they sink really bad, I think. Most food sinks to me. Oh and corn-nut breath is so bad. I envy you.

See what did I learn today...I learn the opossum are the oldest mammals dated back of the time of dinosaurs.
Also I learn over 10,900 animals are on the endanger list...actually I learn that yesterday. Frogs are really in trouble hundreds and hundreds of types of frogs on the list. About every Whale too, bears, big cats, wolves so sad.

[BLUE]

I love animals and I have yet to find a belly button on either of my fuzzy dudes. They love having their bellies rubbed

I recently learned that when angry I not only like to slam doors (cupboard doors, regular doors, even car doors) but apparently throw things as well. The scenario ...

*sitting on the couch reading on the computer. All of a sudden I look up at Dan* Uh oh! What's wrong?!? Who said what?!? Honey no! Don't throw the kindle.....don't.....Dooooonnnnn'tttttt! * Dan takes the kindle from my hand. With no where for the energy to go, I find myself jumping up and down like angry popcorn. I pad off down the hall*......*muttering....muttering....*......pain in my ass!!!!! *band goes the bathroom door*

My friend Marlin calls it "getting my Italian up."

[cap1015]

I learned that it is true that you cannot teach an old dog new tricks, you can successfully trick old dogs into to learning what you want.

Being and old dog I can confirm this.

[RockPillow®]

Today I learned that male dolphins like to gang rape females and torture other porpoises as object oriented play.

[cap1015]

I don't know if this is true, but I was told by a chinese friend of mine that:

Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky finger!