What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

[FebruaryRose]

That sounds really, really scary....

[KRSTYSTLCLR]

@ Chibi,

Ohh...My little Pony Bad Pony! Snowing You got the Powa

[litlep]

This random dream will stay with me forever.

I started with me on a bus to some excusion of some kind when the bus driver kicked me off. (No idea why) then I started to walk into the bush and got lost and that when I met a tall man in an army outfit. He told me he was going to teach me survival skills and told me to make a jam sandwich. Two slabs of bread lay on the ground with a jar of jam next to it.

Now this is where it gets funny because the army guy told me to make it again being a bit impatient and then said "see? Even the cat can do it!" Before my eyes a white cat with a black tipped tail came out of nowhere, dipped his paw into the jar and spread it onto the bread. It was all excactly even and perfect. The perfect jam sandwich. The cat then put the other slice of bread onto the other and walked away holding it in it's two front paws and walking on it's hind legs.

Then it was my go. I got a knife from nowhere and got a huge mound of jam and plonked it on. It was huge, uneven and messy with massive chunks of apple in it. as I put the other slice of bread and pressed down the jam oozed out of it's sides. As I bit down on the sandwich the scene changed to a white background and there was parallel lines of the massive chunks of apple from the jam. Four of them carried a coffin between the two lines. Yes. The chunks of apple were having a funeral.

At the time it was very very serious. It was only until the afternoon of the next day did I think. "Hang on a moment... WTF???!?!?

[Chibilisous]

O_______O

Oh wow, that's just... just... hilarious!! It would be awesome if my cat could do that, then I wouldn't need to get up and make a sandwich myself XDD

Also, I was reading through my dream journal yesterday when I found a weird dream I had completely forgotten about! It was relatively short, the only thing happening was Obama's head exploding 0_0

[lucid dreamer]

sorry guys, reason i haven't been posting any is I HAVEN'T BEEN HAVING ANY DREAMS ! don't even ask me what happened because i don't know. they just all of a sudden stopped.

[Chibilisous]

Don't worry lucid, it happens to the best of us I assure you I'm sure your dreams will come back soon.

[Abe1998]

This random dream will stay with me forever.

I started with me on a bus to some excusion of some kind when the bus driver kicked me off. (No idea why) then I started to walk into the bush and got lost and that when I met a tall man in an army outfit. He told me he was going to teach me survival skills and told me to make a jam sandwich. Two slabs of bread lay on the ground with a jar of jam next to it.

Now this is where it gets funny because the army guy told me to make it again being a bit impatient and then said "see? Even the cat can do it!" Before my eyes a white cat with a black tipped tail came out of nowhere, dipped his paw into the jar and spread it onto the bread. It was all excactly even and perfect. The perfect jam sandwich. The cat then put the other slice of bread onto the other and walked away holding it in it's two front paws and walking on it's hind legs.

Then it was my go. I got a knife from nowhere and got a huge mound of jam and plonked it on. It was huge, uneven and messy with massive chunks of apple in it. as I put the other slice of bread and pressed down the jam oozed out of it's sides. As I bit down on the sandwich the scene changed to a white background and there was parallel lines of the massive chunks of apple from the jam. Four of them carried a coffin between the two lines. Yes. The chunks of apple were having a funeral.

WOW! Ha!! Too funny! So if I go into the military, and they don't teach me how to make a jam sandwich, I'm going to be really mad I had a dream that there were stepmills in walmart, and people called them grandmas trashcan (I might have already said this) that was pretty darn weird....

[litlep]

It was certainly quite vivid. I still remember exactly how he said "even the cat can do it." I also had another dream where I ate sandwich very seriously and another where I ate a possum and liked it.

[Abe1998]

Now that's just sick! I mean, really?! A possum??!!! I'd rather eat a squid.....I take that back. I'd rather eat POTATO SALAD (which is by the way my absolute least favorite food on all this earth) I actually drank spinach with milk one time (for a church lock-in. We were playing a challenge game), and yes, it was WAY better than potato salad.

[litlep]

Have you ever tried possum? I had it in a stew real life once and it's actually not bad. I'm in australia and we had a bit of an infestation. Harassing our chickens and they even killed our dove so we needed to kill off a few and decided not to waste them. It's wasn't as yummy in real life but it wasn't horrible AND I LOVE POTATO SALAD *sigh* though I suppose you like mint and corn so... As for the spinach thing, try eating overcooked spinach drenched in butter!

[KRSTYSTLCLR]

I had a weird food dream not too long ago. I dreamed that I was cooking and then set things aside to simmer. I went to the computer and realized my computer had been hijacked. So I sent a message to the assholes that did it.

"I cooked you dog!"

In my mind it was like Randy Jackson's voice.

[KRSTYSTLCLR]

Hey lucid, what happened to your Avie?

[Chibilisous]

I'm in australia and we had a bit of an infestation. Harassing our chickens and they even killed our dove so we needed to kill off a few and decided not to waste them.

Kudos to you! At least you aren't like my cabin's neighbors and just leave your kills to rot.

@KRSTYSTLCLR - HAHAHAHA that's hilarious!!

[Abe1998]

Have you ever tried possum? I had it in a stew real life once and it's actually not bad. I'm in australia and we had a bit of an infestation. Harassing our chickens and they even killed our dove so we needed to kill off a few and decided not to waste them. It's wasn't as yummy in real life but it wasn't horrible AND I LOVE POTATO SALAD *sigh* though I suppose you like mint and corn so... As for the spinach thing, try eating overcooked spinach drenched in butter!

Yes, I do like corn and mint. And I think Australia is a really cool place. I'd like to go there and see what it's like. I've even speak with an Australian accent sometimes just for fun. (I even do it in public to see if anyone falls for it) Anyway, I had some really cool dreams this morning:

This wasn't the first dream I had, but I dreamt I was in my living room listening to dubstep (my fave music style besides rock and Christian). My friend ben (who was only a friend I had in the dream. Don't know very many bens) was coming over, and he was going to introduce me to his girlfriend. When he came in, his girlfriend came in, and sat next to me. She really liked the dubstep. I said something else I don't remember, then I introduced myself. It felt a little awkward shaking her hand for some reason, probably because I didn't introduce myself sooner. After a few minutes, she seemed VERY interested in me. She started lightly scratching my face (like you would an itch), and doing it out of affection. We went to a big festival together. I was giving her a bunch of quizzes for some reason. I think I also saw another really cute girl with pink hair. At the very end of the dreams I had, I was putting alcohol in my hair to style it. I think at the same time I was drinking it, but it tasted like juice (but I don't drink alcohol period. One I'm too young, and two I just don't)

Then I dreamt I saw the trailer from a movie I was watching. I only got about half way through the movie. I was going to read the books after the movie or read where I stopped the movie. It had a girl with red hair as the main character (she looked a little like anne of green gables). The film was nominated "movie of the year", and the trailer looked pretty epic. It had brief war clips, and the kids exploring. I knew how it was going to end (from the trailer) because the girl was in the car, and there was a big flood coming toward it, and it started to crack the windows. It was pretty cool

[Abe1998]

I had a weird food dream not too long ago. I dreamed that I was cooking and then set things aside to simmer. I went to the computer and realized my computer had been hijacked. So I sent a message to the guys that did it.

"I cooked you dog!"

In my mind it was like Randy Jackson's voice.

No, Randy Jackson would be like, "Yo Baby, I cooked you dawg (dog)! Only difference would be he would add a YO, BABY at the beginning.

[rjones87]

Hi, im new to the site, ive been remembering alot of my dreams lately for some reason.
I saw this thread and thought of one id like to share, so here goes!..

Myself and a girl im seeing were some of the last people left on earth, there were no houses, tower blocks, roads or any other buildings as such. We were living in a very dry desert like plain, in a rock built cave which was very nicely decorated and furnished inside. I was at home while kelly (the girl im seeing) was at work, no idea what her job was. I thought it would be nice if i made her some cakes for when she got home, not that i have ever made cakes before in my real life?! So turns out we need some milk and eggs, i get on my horse (not that i ride, or own a horse) and trot to tesco, which is built just as i would expect one to be in reality. Get my eggs and milk then ride home. I make up my cake mix, get it in the oven, which is an aga (again, never had one) and wait patiently, when all of a sudden theres a huge explosion, im launched outside and the rock built cave house comes crashing down.
Kelly returns shortly after to find me unconcious amongst the pile of rubble which was our home. I come to and she asks what happened, so i explain, to which she has a huge rant at me for, because apparently i was oblivious to the fact that the rock our cave was built from contained a high content of pure gold, and everyone knew that baking cakes in such an environment caused a highly unstable chemical reaction, which caused the explosion.

And that was the end of my dream, is there anything i should take from this?!

[Chibilisous]

Guys, my dream last night was pretty weird XDD;

I dreamed that me, my sister Gabby, Chell (Portal 2) and an old granny where being held captive in a 2nd floor room in a modern day house by Wheatley (Portal 2). "Captive" as in not wanting to leave or else we may upset him and he'll go crazy and kill us XD. Anyways, I had found an old chest sitting next to me and decided to see what was inside. I was surprised to see quite a few hats, and we knew all too well that Wheatley didn't like hats because he thought that they were brainwashing monsters But I took out a hat anyway, thinking that it looked pretty cool and told everyone to look at what I had found. All the while we were talking about the hats, Wheatley was warning us not to touch them and put them back, but we just ignored him Then the old granny took a hat and put it on and started to tear up, saying how it reminded her of the good old times. That's when Wheatley blew up (not literally) and yelled for all of us (except the granny) to get out. We were a little surprised by his sudden outburst that we had to be told a second time before we left the room. About a minute later, we went back in to see that no one was there anymore. I went to look out the glass doors to see Wheatley driving a tractor in the backyard (do NOT ask me how XDD), flattening some newly applied soil. Every single time he would pass by the glass doors he would look up at us and smile (or at least, we could tell he was smiling by his eye's expression). It was pretty obvious to everyone in the room now that he had killed the old woman and put her corpse under the soil.

There was more to the dream, but I won't write it or else this post will be WAY too long

[Chibilisous]

Hi, im new to the site, ive been remembering alot of my dreams lately for some reason.
I saw this thread and thought of one id like to share, so here goes!..

Myself and a girl im seeing were some of the last people left on earth, there were no houses, tower blocks, roads or any other buildings as such. We were living in a very dry desert like plain, in a rock built cave which was very nicely decorated and furnished inside. I was at home while kelly (the girl im seeing) was at work, no idea what her job was. I thought it would be nice if i made her some cakes for when she got home, not that i have ever made cakes before in my real life?! So turns out we need some milk and eggs, i get on my horse (not that i ride, or own a horse) and trot to tesco, which is built just as i would expect one to be in reality. Get my eggs and milk then ride home. I make up my cake mix, get it in the oven, which is an aga (again, never had one) and wait patiently, when all of a sudden theres a huge explosion, im launched outside and the rock built cave house comes crashing down.
Kelly returns shortly after to find me unconcious amongst the pile of rubble which was our home. I come to and she asks what happened, so i explain, to which she has a huge rant at me for, because apparently i was oblivious to the fact that the rock our cave was built from contained a high content of pure gold, and everyone knew that baking cakes in such an environment caused a highly unstable chemical reaction, which caused the explosion.

And that was the end of my dream, is there anything i should take from this?!

Sorry, I'm not all to good at interpreting people's dreams Maybe it would be best if you tried to post this in other topics, because I don't think topic is where you'll get your answers

[KRSTYSTLCLR]

OMG Chibi,

You and those Portal dreams! Somebody's got a secret! Granny's in the backyard. Oh that just awful.

[Abe1998]

Forgive my innocence, but what exactly is Portal? Is it a game or dream type, or what?

[litlep]

Forgive my innocence, but what exactly is Portal? Is it a game or dream type, or what?

It's a video game. A puzzle game to be precise. It's pretty cool, I recommend it to any gamer.

speaking of games I had a lucid dream a few days ago where I was in a gunfight with Ray Mcall from Call of Juarez. he shot me and I fell backwards off a cliff. Before I woke up my boots became jetboots and I flew up to the top of the cliff

[Chibilisous]

Urrrrgghhhh I had ANOTHER portal-related dream last night, and it was really disappointing -__-

I dreamed that both me and my sister Gabby were being trained by an old scientist dude to use the Portal gun in his laboratory/house, but Gabby was hogging the gun the entire length of the dream and didn't even think of letting me have a turn with it *sniff* It looked like she was having so much fun... I just wish I got to use it a little before the dream ended :CC

[Abe1998]

Forgive my innocence, but what exactly is Portal? Is it a game or dream type, or what?

It's a video game. A puzzle game to be precise. It's pretty cool, I recommend it to any gamer.

speaking of games I had a lucid dream a few days ago where I was in a gunfight with Ray Mcall from Call of Juarez. he shot me and I fell backwards off a cliff. Before I woke up my boots became jetboots and I flew up to the top of the cliff

Oh, ok. Thx ill have to try it out. I like puzzle games

[lucid dreamer]

i guess this could qualify as weird but it was more cool than any thing. only one i recall from list night too. it's is some kind of dentist dream. i went in for cavities to be filled and they weren't going to fill them the regular way with the drills and stuff. it was some kind of acid they put in trays like those trays they use for fluoride. the acid does nothing to your gums and teeth but it does the cleaning of the cavities removing all the decay in the teeth and polishes the cavity holes leaving a smooth surface for them to put the enamel on. once that is done they rinse off the teeth and dry them then put the cement and enamel in the holes and dry them. i felt NOTHING while they were doing all this. completely painless. it's too bad they don't have anything like that for real. it was so cool.

[KRSTYSTLCLR]

That is a cool dream Lucid. I wish modern dentistry could make that one a reality!

[KRSTYSTLCLR]

Last night I dreamed that I was in a neighborhood waiting in my truck for something, and I see a few cats running like mad all over the neighborhood. Then I saw a guy that had a cat on a leash, and the cat got away from him and ran into the yard of a house across the street from where I was parked. I'm watching the commotion and a few people trying to get the loose cat. I see a huge Mountain Lion jump to the second story window of the same house and the Lion is trying to get in the house. I think it is trying to get the loose cat, but I'm worried that it will kill someone. So I call my husband and tell him about the Mountain Lion. He shows up and somehow miraculously captures the big cat! So I think he's going to get into trouble with the authorities so I drive quietly down the street so I can inconspicuously catch up with my husband. I see him walking on the sidewalk with the Mountain Lion under his arm, like it's a stuffed animal... So I pull into a gas station a little way down the street and wait. Just my luck, there is a cop right next to me. I'm shaking like I have cocaine stuffed in my trunk or something. I stealthily pull out of the gas station and next to my husband. He gets in the truck and I'm sooo freaked out. The Big Cat is on the floor behind my seat and I expect it to leap at me any second, but it lust looks dead. I decide to pull into a drive thru dairy to get a pack of cigarettes to help me calm down, and realize the cashier will probably see the lion and call the police! Then I woke up. That was weird.

[Abe1998]

Weird dream KRSTYSTLCLR! I had a dream that a strong wind blew open my front door, and my dog got loose. My neighbor thought I just opened the door knowing she was there, but I corrected her. She helped me catch my dog, and I was very thankful. "You should probably put something in front of the door so it doesn't get blown open," she said kindly. "I think I'll try that. Thank you so much! Bye," I said. "I LOVE you!" she said. "WHAT?" "Just accept it!" she said. "Ok...." I replied in shock. My neighbors pretty cute btw lol

[Abe1998]

Forgive my innocence, but what exactly is Portal? Is it a game or dream type, or what?

It's a video game. A puzzle game to be precise. It's pretty cool, I recommend it to any gamer.

speaking of games I had a lucid dream a few days ago where I was in a gunfight with Ray Mcall from Call of Juarez. he shot me and I fell backwards off a cliff. Before I woke up my boots became jetboots and I flew up to the top of the cliff

I think I've actually seen Portal in stores before

[KRSTYSTLCLR]

Ha Abe, that's funny. I like the new Avi by the way.

[Abe1998]

I had a few dreams last night, but I want to talk about one in particular. Ok, so I'm w/ some sort of broken family. This girl was abused by her dad, and he left her, while the mom took care of her. I was part of the family, and we had to fight the members in her dad's possy. There were a lot of gun fights, and stuff. I one part I tried to use a boomerang....but it did not work anyway, it was a pretty deep story. In one part, this guy came up to the car, and started taunting me right in my face (he called me a cuss word, so I kicked him in the face a few times to make him shut up) he actually DIDN'T shut up. He cussed some more, and he said he didn't understand why we had to be enemies (I forgot to mention he was part of the dad's possy). Interesting....I also dreamt I was tracking down two people who turned into werewolves, and I was with this girl on a thrill ride that was SOOOOO high up, I started freaking out like crazy. Drop zone at kings island was nothing compared to the ride I was on. I'd say at least 500 feet high, if not more. Maybe even close to 1000 feet. So...yeah.

[litlep]

OMG!! I just remembered a dream I had ages ago! I think I was 10 or something. It was really scary at the time but looking back on it, it was just strange.

I dremt I was in this huge factory and there was this guy (not real by the way) who I couldn't see his face because he always had his back on me, had something in the way ect. Throughout the entire dream I was in the factory following this person really wanting to see his face. He kept saying "Soon." The very end of my dream we both stepped outside and he said "Ok I will show you my face" or something like that. I was really exited then he turned around quickly and there was this big metal A stuck on his face. Then he went RAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!! and charged towards me.

[litlep]

Urrrrgghhhh I had ANOTHER portal-related dream last night, and it was really disappointing -__-

Well your not the only one. I'm going through a stage similar with Theif. The most recent one was I was sneaking into my aunts place. I was going to live there in secret But then my aunt's husband came into the room I was hiding in. He was in a giant robot suit I was like, "damn".

[Chibilisous]

Man, I feel so inactive on this forum as of late :C

Anyways, recently I've been playing LoZ: Wind Waker again (I've already beat it once about a year ago) and last night I had such a... weird/unexpected dream about the zelda series in general. I dreamed I was the leader of a construction team and we were the ones building one the future dungeons Link would have to eventually go through! XD

By the feel I get from remembering the dream, I think we were building the desert dungeon, but I'm not really sure.

[KRSTYSTLCLR]

yeah Chibi, I missed your weird dreams!

[lucid dreamer]

Had a dream lastnight about snow. It was predicted we were going to get 20-26 inches in three days. It started snowing at night and we got 11". it continued to snow all through the day and net night and we got 12 more inches. on the third day, we got 2-4 more inches bringing the total to 24-27 inches. We are getting a blizzard right now but don't have near the amount in my dream. we also got snow earlier tonight. So far we have only got about 1/4" of snow. not sure what we will end up with in the end but i doubt it will be more than 1".

[lucid dreamer]

@chibi- I feel the same way. I haven't been having as many dreams lately. i want to dream again.

[KRSTYSTLCLR]

@ lucid,
Are you in Colorado? I heard they are having a doozie in some parts.

[08Wolf08]

@chibi- I feel the same way. I haven't been having as many dreams lately. i want to dream again.

Me too! But the reason why I disappeared from the forum is cuz of school work and exams. I haven't had any dreams last month until after I finished my semester exams. And right on the day I was done with school, I thought I was having a good day until at night I had a very bloody and disturbing dream about dead bodies and body parts blown off and insides turned out..... it was very graphic and realistic.... then just a day ago I had 2 more disturbing dreams....i don't want to get into detail...:/

[litlep]

I FINALLY had a Skyrim dream last night. I dreamt that the Stormcloaks and the Empire were fighting... In my house... and General Tullius was in the shower.

[Chibilisous]

@litlep - LOL what the heck?! Hahaha! XDD Dovahkiin party at your place, yo! XD

Did I ever tell you guys about the dream I had two nights ago? Well, it was kind of disturbing, but hilarious nonetheless XD

I dreamed that the monster from the movie Jeepers Creepers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLWs6v_HV14 a hilarious scene from the movie, don't worry, there isn't any gore or blood or anything. It's just hilarious XDD) was chasing after me and a dream friend. He eventually caught up to us and knocked us out. When I came to, the first thing I noticed was that I hadn't been eaten, which I was SO grateful for. But then I looked beside me and saw my friend. He wasn't really a human anymore, more like a dinosaur (raptor, to be more precise). That wasn't all, however, as the bottom of his abdomen and everything below had been eaten clean off, his bones the only indication of anything being there at all. I stared, surprised at the gruesome scene when he woke up, still alive and well. He got up and stared at me all confused and asked me if there was something wrong. "No. no. not at all." I said quickly, trying really hard not to stare at the obvious.

What the heck is with my dreams haha! XD

[litlep]

Very amusing Chibi. Espesially at the end. "Don't want him/her to know her bottom half is gone, she might get upset!"

Yes. A very bloody and messy Dovahkiin party. (And my god did Tullius have a HUGE-.... *AHEM!!!* nevermind)

[KRSTYSTLCLR]

Very funny litlep and chibi. Iv been having some weird dreams. I cant remember most of them though. Last night I do remember that I dreamed my landlord sent a guy from the mafia to evict us. The guy was the father in the movie Shallow Hal with Jack Black and Gwennith Paltrow.

[TheBlaze]

.........I jumped up and Moonwalked across the hood of the semi truck.. The people out on the streets had their eyes glued on me. Especially the driver, he stared at me moving across his hood. A dream that I definitely won't forget! [/quote]


HAÁAAAAAAAAAAHHAH

[TheBlaze]

Forgive my innocence, but what exactly is Portal? Is it a game or dream type, or what?

It's a video game. A puzzle game to be precise. It's pretty cool, I recommend it to any gamer.

speaking of games I had a lucid dream a few days ago where I was in a gunfight with Ray Mcall from Call of Juarez. he shot me and I fell backwards off a cliff. Before I woke up my boots became jetboots and I flew up to the top of the cliff


Cool
There Is A Fire In All of us. Ignite it
-TheBlaze

[TheBlaze]

I Had a dream that I was a werewolf and to be human I had to howl at the moon I thought it was the other way around.
Oh well. My mind.is usually Lucid.
There is a fire in all of us. Ignite yours. -TheBlaze -

[KRSTYSTLCLR]

Welcome Blaze.

Abe....
Chibi....
Lucid....
Wolf.....

Where are you guys?

@ litlep...you should post a pic in RR in the people pics. Also add to the who would you rather thread and other fun threads.

[litlep]

I got some of what you were saying... I think

I am starting to post in more forums these days, someday I hope to be well known regular like PsychoKid and others.

I'm not having much dreams lately peoples. I think I'm trying too hard. I'll post more funnyness as soon as possible

[rovert]

Meh

[Chibilisous]

For the past couple of weeks I haven't really had much luck in the dream department. Until last night, that is!!

I dreamed me and my sister moved colleges, and that the new one was pretty... weird. Everyone was wearing over-the-top dresses and costumes. I remember how my art classes were really tough; I was failing at literally 0. I had heard about an object that if given to the teacher (if he/she didn't know I "borrowed" it, that is) would make me pass automatically, so I gave it a shot. There was a guard dog near the item, however, and it took me quite some time before I taught him to like me. I was finally able to pass him and had grabbed the item right when my teacher (who looked like a nun for some reason) appeared right in front of me with a scornful expression on her face. I knew that there was no way I was ever going to pass the class then.

I also remember feeling really sad and dragging my feet around the entire school until I met up with my sister who tried to cheer me up but was quickly dragged away by a student who apparently wanted to take some pictures of her for the school newspaper.

...

IB

[tsetse22]

So last night I had a dream scene where some people, guys and gals and myself, were at a beach party.
The ladies offered some fish. Not caring for fish I reluctantly 'went along' with the general "yeah sure!".

As the gals approached with a big pewter plate of fish, it became apparent they were all big fish heads, no bodies.
Raw, huge, shiny and complete w/ eyes and gills.

As the got even closer the fish heads became human heads and oddly enough each one looked like Rob Lowe.
Then they began to filet the heads.


Pretty sure how yesterday felt for me basically formulated the dream.
Ergo ~ Chiropractor/Physical therapy appt, (over-did it) + paid a visit to workplace after 6 weeks
with my work release note, (uncomfortable reunion) + read & made some DM posts, + house cleaned, + 1 hr of coach potato time, + Wed. night Bible Study, (our group of 50-ish couples discussed the 20's somethings in the world who are not 'churched'), Chicken wings for dinner (can't stand them ~ yuck!) + enjoyed 3 beers and watched American Idol with my girls, + went to bed.. = Rob Lowe fish-head beach party ...too funny.