proof i am awesome.

[Jon!]

Just bought a pair of girls SIZE 6 skinny jeans. They fit like a fucking boss!!!

I will proceed to show no compassion on this matter that not even half the girls can fit into size 6 jeans and i shall accompany this with a;

the best thing is, they're fucking silver!

Modelling will commense later just to rub it in your faces a little bit more

[Nostalgic]

I don't like you anymore

If I was ever to fit into a size 6 I would need to cut some hip bone of

[starreborn]

nice

i would have to be severely emaciated before i could fit in a size 6.

[ammunition]

I'm a five.

[Jon!]

I'm a five.

it doesn't count if you're 12

aaaaaaaaaanyways!!! Here's pics of my awseomness!!





Was meant to go out last night, but after witnessing several vehicles ice skating their to their destination, decided that was not a safe move, so came back home, stuck my jammies on and spent saturday night in and alone

[Jeff_in_Time]

Man, those are great, Jon. Hair is lookin' 'specially good too.
Belt come with or ya had that?
You should make a fashion thread up.

[Jon!]

had the belt. It's old as fook, half the silver loops are falling out. I could do with finding a new one to replace it with.

I don't think my fashion sense should go viral tbf... It would make the world collapse in an apocolyptic time warp and create a black hole where we'd all get sucked into to a dimension in space where monkeys grow zoo's in their butts.

I just couldn't risk that.

[Jeff_in_Time]

I might do up a poll one day soon on who has the best and I betcha you win it.
No denying it.
That whole look works, my sense of style is boring compared to yours, tees and jeans, some shirts.
I like thrift shop buying, you can find some great old tees. >.>

[Jon!]

i save my jeans and t-shirts for cba days lol

[gargoylegoil]

Freak

[Jon!]

:harhar: Freak

[Soulkiss333]

Size 7, damn it, you are awesome!!

I do wish we live in the same town, god we would have twice the waredore for the most part. You would encourage me to drop a size.

Is that your underwear showing what brand....all you need to complete the whole look is a pair of Dirty Fukker underwear, I know just the place to get them.

thought I better not post men in underwear so here is a link!
https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS3uJ68o1tGqpgzr2D828uiLwtUHtSHsPNRgl9GxceNFuvWMVv2

[Jon!]

Size 7, damn it, you are awesome!!

I do wish we live in the same town, god we would have twice the waredore for the most part. You would encourage me to drop a size.

Is that your underwear showing what brand....all you need to complete the whole look is a pair of Dirty Fukker underwear, I know just the place to get them.

thought I better not post men in underwear so here is a link!
https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS3uJ68o1tGqpgzr2D828uiLwtUHtSHsPNRgl9GxceNFuvWMVv2

nah, i prefer mine. Mine are brand of Danger Mouse

[gargoylegoil]

Just bought a pair of girls SIZE 6 skinny jeans. They fit like a fucking boss!!!

I will proceed to show no compassion on this matter that not even half the girls can fit into size 6 jeans and i shall accompany this with a;

the best thing is, they're fucking silver!

Modelling will commense later just to rub it in your faces a little bit more

Size has nothing to do with having awesomeness

[Jon!]

Size has nothing to do with having awesomeness

who told you that???

LIES!!!

[gargoylegoil]

I know people who are a size zero and they are complete arseholes!

[Nostalgic]

Size has nothing to do with having awesomeness

who told you that???

LIES!!!

Jon speaks the truth.
I'm slim now after losing all the pregnancy weight but it's still not slim enough to be awesome in France.

[gargoylegoil]

I disagree with you both...I am nowhere near slim, and I am awesome!

[Jon!]

I disagree with you both...I am nowhere near slim, and I am awesome!

i cant argue that

[gargoylegoil]

You are sweet Jon!!

[Jon!]

You are sweet Jon!!

sorry, it's all them sugars i put in my tea :-/ Not suitable for diabetics >_>

[gargoylegoil]

Careful with that....sugar can make you gain weight.

[Jon!]

Careful with that....sugar can make you gain weight.

there is just simply no proof of this

[gargoylegoil]

Ummmm......yes there is......check out America's youth who drink lots of soda. Everything is OK, in moderation. Just got to watch sugar and fat intake.

[Jon!]

Ummmm......yes there is......check out America's youth who drink lots of soda. Everything is OK, in moderation. Just got to watch sugar and fat intake.

fizzy pop = gas = fwum! (say it out loud and let your hands do an expanding balloon motion in high speed and the word works)

Nah love, i been drinking my tea with several sugars in it since the day i was born. Cereal gets sugar on it, sometimes even my scrambled eggs get sugar on them! and the chocolate and the honey and the treacle and the chocolate and the chocolate... AND THE SMARTIES!!!!

I dont drink much fizzy pop. Can you tell?

[gargoylegoil]

Everything gets sugar on it?????????

[Jon!]

no silly not EVERYTHING! Imagine a ketchup sandwich with sugar on it! How silly!

[gargoylegoil]

Sorry.....my mind was in the gutter

[Nostalgic]

Yes GG you still awesome but I'm not as I live in France

[gargoylegoil]

YES, you are NOS..... F*** France!!

[Jon!]

Yes GG you still awesome but I'm not as I live in France

but i thought it was you that made france awesome??

[gargoylegoil]

Yes GG you still awesome but I'm not as I live in France

but i thought it was you that made france awesome??

Zackly Jon!!!!!

[Nostalgic]

Now that's a positive way of looking at it

[gargoylegoil]

And so as it should be