In Soviet Russia, ______ _________ ___________!

[The Kid In The Hat]

The point of this is to make a joke of soviet russia after another. I'll go first:

In America, You watch a DVD.
In Soviet Russia, A DVD watches YOU!

[parousia]

In sv bad thread ideas create you

[conker99]

in soviet russia your mom does you!

[The Kid In The Hat]

In Soviet Russia, Youtube Videos create YOU!

[Chibilisous]

In Soviet Russia, video games play YOU! (That would be so cool to play in a video game, kinda like virtual reality )

[conker99]

in soviet russia viruses download you

[Steadfast101]

In Soviet Russia, TV watched you

[Chibilisous]

In Soviet Russia, cars drive YOU!

[parousia]

threads pull you

[Steadfast101]

In Soviet Russia, bomb drops you

[pirellismiracleelixir]

In Soviet Russia, water drinks you.

[The Kid In The Hat]

In Soviet Russia, "The Rockafeller Skank" speeds up, slows down, and loops YOU! (Can you believe I got that from just listening to it now? xD)

[Steadfast101]

In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia jokes tell YOU

[The Kid In The Hat]

In sv bad thread ideas create you

Dude, come on. It's just something a little different.

In America, Chuck Norris can kick your a**.
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris can still kick your a**.

[Steadfast101]

in Soviet Russia, ice cream eats you

[Chibilisous]

In Soviet Russia, meat cooks YOU!

[Steadfast101]

in America, roosters wake you
in Soviet Russia, YOU wake roosters

[The Kid In The Hat]

According to this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3FlBC1fvqg

In Soviet Russia, Watermelon eats YOU!

[Steadfast101]

In Soviet Russia, computer shuts YOU down

[Steadfast101]

In the world, dogs hump you
In Soviet Russia, YOU hump dog

[physco kid]

in america you use bathroom

in soviet russia the bathroom uses YOU

[Steadfast101]

in soviet russia, prostitutes pay YOU

[physco kid]

In America you listen to music

In SV r, music listens to YOU

[The Kid In The Hat]

In sv, Beer gets drunk by YOU!

Btw, I wonder if Soviet Russia has "In America" Jokes.

[Steadfast101]

in soviet russia, soviet russia makes in america jokes!

[physco kid]

america you skateboard

in Svr th skateboard skates YOU

[artimiss1238]

In America you hit people
In SvR people hit YOU!

[The Kid In The Hat]

In SR, Keyboard plays CAT!

[Steadfast101]

In Soviet Russia, thread kills YOU

[ArghJo]

In soviet Russia, sofa sits on YOU.

[Geist]

In soviet russia, you raise parents.

[The Kid In The Hat]

In SR, Life plans YOU!

[NarutoUzumaki]

In Soviet Russia, The cat pets you!

[..AbdulAzeem..]

In Soviet Russia, pussy eat YOU.
O_o

[mystichuntress]

In America, you lose the game
In Soviet Russia, game lose you!

[The Kid In The Hat]

In NA, Seven eight Nine.
In SV, Nine eight Seven.