Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

by **willk** on Sat Apr 09, 2011 8:43 pm

granted, but after a month of having it, you receive a message that says :say Chuck Norris out loud if you received this message.
because you know that is not safe, you decide to say Chuck Norris out loud, but, as everybody should know, if you say his name he will appear and he will kick your ass, so he appears, but decides not to kick you. instead of that, he decides to call Freddie Mercury and Nacho Vidal, so they can violate you, and THEN, he will kick the thing that your ass has became after that so prolonged penetration...

i like this game!!!

i wish i could e with the girl i love!

by **ReachSpartanWithJetpack** on Sat Apr 23, 2011 4:33 am

Granted, but you move to another part of the world, where there are no means of communication. Or you turn bisexual. :shock:

I can haz

?

by **willk** on Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:10 pm

granted, but in this way:

one day you woke up in a room.
a horrible room, with blood in the walls.
eventually, a tv starts to work, and a clown starts to say that you are gonna play a game.
he shows you a x-ray image of your penis. the pennies are inside. you have 2 options. masturbating until the coins goes off, but after that you will lose the functionality of your penis, or cut it off, having a group of doctors that will put it everything together, and it will work again, but without anything for the pain during the surgery....you can choose.

i wanna know the truth

by **physco kid** on Fri May 13, 2011 6:22 pm

you here the truth but you find out a close friend has lied to you.

i wish i can dance

by **willk** on Fri May 13, 2011 7:29 pm

you realy dont know how to play this game dont you? you have to corrupt it in a HORRIBLE way

granted, but you only can dance ballet. when you find out you are sooo happy for it, but then your friends and family start leaving you because you are too obsessed with ballet. after being denied by a girl in a bar because you explained to her everything about ballet and she was soooo bored of you, you realize how obsessed you are with it, and how it hurt your relationships. so you decide to make up your own death, so you kill someone, hung it and burn it, leaving a suicide note. so you decide to start a new life in an island in the Caribbean. but when you arrive there, you find out that you are extremely sick and you die in the middle of nowhere without having even a grave.

i wish someone can make stories destroying wishes like i do...

by **Yoshi13** on Sun May 15, 2011 1:15 pm

granted, but the story destroying creation becomes evil, and destroys the whole world. including the story desroyer itself.

i want t go back to my childhood and relive the days when i played ring around the rosey

by **Ironor** on Sun May 15, 2011 5:15 pm

Granted, but you caught the black plague.

I wish I knew what present to give to a certain person on my mind...

by **physco kid** on Thu May 19, 2011 7:55 pm

granted but you gave her the H1N1 and she dies

i wish i could get a guy......

by **dancing beetles** on Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:24 am

that guy lived in a sewer for a year then lived in a already burned down house got paint poured down on him doesnt clean his snot oh and did i mention he is dead

by **dancing beetles** on Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:23 pm

i wish you could corrupt my wish

by **Dream BIG!** on Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:58 am

Confusing I don't know what to say!!! Lol

by **physco kid** on Wed Dec 21, 2011 6:51 pm

dancing beetles wrote:i wish you could corrupt my wish

God.. i agree with dreambig XD. Um my attempt

Your wish ends badly where you get sick of trying to have your wish go good and you end up living on a little island where you commit suicide a year later :neer:

I tried!

I wish to be death! XD

by **dancing beetles** on Sun Jan 01, 2012 4:13 pm

but the other death teases you because you havent killed anybody so he takes your head

i wish i was invincible

by **physco kid** on Sun Jan 01, 2012 8:28 pm

Your invincible for one minute and jump of a cliff when you are no longer invincible :lol:

I wish this song goes on forever :cabbagepatch:

by **NarutoUzumaki** on Sat Jan 07, 2012 3:12 pm

Wish Granted, but you don't get to listen to it.

I wish I could control the seasons.

by **pennylane** on Sun Feb 12, 2012 10:00 am

wish granted but now you cannot control anything else, not even your bodily functions for you are now in a partial coma

I wish the sky was purple

by **NarutoUzumaki** on Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:08 am

granted, but now you are color blind

I wish I could be a character in Naruto.

by **..AbdulAzeem..** on Tue Feb 14, 2012 3:41 am

Granted. But youre Narutos dad. So youre already dead. And your son goes through severe rejection and depression. But you dont know this.
Because youre dead.
Mwaha.

I wish my damn girlfriend would f***ing text me and stop being such a b****h all of a sudden!

by **physco kid** on Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:25 pm

Granted but she leaves you for someone else.

I wish for some sanity.

by **litlep** on Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:53 pm

Granted

However you still think different to everyone else and everyone thinks you're insane still

I wish I was Dovahkiin

by **RibZ** on Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:57 pm

You are. Sux that Skyrim has become the new Pong.

I wish the kitten wouldn't go psycho on the pillow while I'm sleeping.

by **physco kid** on Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:05 pm

Granted but the Kitten goes psycho on your head and tears out your hair

I wish for a new head :lol:

by **TheBlaze** on Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:11 am

Ugh, I posted a game just like this. I found the game On ROBLOX

Granted, but its ugly

I wish for a car

by **perfect_insanity** on Sat Feb 25, 2012 12:45 pm

here's a car but all the tires are flat and the engine doesnt run.

i wish for nothing.

by **physco kid** on Sat Feb 25, 2012 8:40 pm

And you get an annoying brat following you about whining for you to buy something for them. :lol:

I wish I knew what the future held

by **litlep** on Sat Feb 25, 2012 10:17 pm

Granted

Now you really don't wanna know.

I wish my wishes would stop being horribly corrupted

by **physco kid** on Sat Feb 25, 2012 10:21 pm

Granted but now none of your loved one's hopes or wishes come true.

I wish for a new and better grandma!!! :lol:

by **RibZ** on Sun Feb 26, 2012 11:24 am

Enjoy your new and improved Gram. Too bad the comes with a crabby, cranky stalker ex-hubby.

I wish I didn't feel like kicking the cat.

by **litlep** on Sun Feb 26, 2012 10:42 pm

Granted

However you now feel like kicking everything else...

Including landmines...

Did I mention it's impossible to resist?

by **perfect_insanity** on Mon Feb 27, 2012 3:08 pm

physco kid wrote:And you get an annoying brat following you about whining for you to buy something for them.

I wish I knew what the future held

Oh but I didn't make a wish. So I don't get anything. You can't get anything from nothing, hence me wishing for nothing. If you had zero dollars, you can't buy anything with it, so you don't GET anything. See?

by **physco kid** on Mon Feb 27, 2012 5:29 pm

perfect_insanity wrote:
physco kid wrote:And you get an annoying brat following you about whining for you to buy something for them.

I wish I knew what the future held

Oh but I didn't make a wish. So I don't get anything. You can't get anything from nothing, hence me wishing for nothing. If you had zero dollars, you can't buy anything with it, so you don't GET anything. See?

Oh. Oop. Saw the gap in that. :yikes

by **RibZ** on Mon Feb 27, 2012 5:34 pm

litlep wrote:Granted

However you now feel like kicking everything else...

Including landmines...

Did I mention it's impossible to resist?

Got a wish to get ruined?

by **litlep** on Tue Feb 28, 2012 3:30 am

AH CRAP!! :insert facepalm smile here:

er.. I wish there was a facepalm smile?

by **RibZ** on Wed Feb 29, 2012 4:27 pm

I make it my own personal mission to create the face palm smilie. What sux is that you are the only person who can't see it.

I wish plantar fasciitis didn't exist.

by **0507cathy** on Thu Mar 01, 2012 7:39 pm

Granted, but the pie turns out to have a slow-working poison that travels hrouh the veins at 1in. Per hour and burns the arteries. Also, the Mob turns up and stabs you in the gut in your final moments,relishing your screams. :evil:

I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted.

by **0507cathy** on Thu Mar 01, 2012 7:45 pm

Granted, but the pie turns out to have a slow-working poison that travels hrouh the veins at 1in. Per hour and burns the arteries. Also, the Mob turns up and stabs you in the gut in your final moments,relishing your screams. :evil:

I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted.

by **litlep** on Thu Mar 01, 2012 10:13 pm

Granted. It can't be corrupted. By wishing this you expect and wish to have your wish to be corrupted but it never happens.

I wish for many good things.

by **RibZ** on Sat Mar 03, 2012 10:03 am

Enjoy your many good things, along with the millions of shitty ones alongside them.

I wish blueberries would rain down on my cereal bowl.

by **litlep** on Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:43 am

Granted...

However the blueberries are a new type of blueberry which are highly toxic and you die a horrible death when you eat them

I wish the shitty things that came with the good things I wished for would go away

by **RibZ** on Mon Mar 05, 2012 4:36 pm

The shitty things go away and are replaced by boooooring things. :geek:

I wish that Harry Potter had never existed.

by **Bad Wolf** on Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:43 am

Granted. Only you know that it did exist, and you can't face the guilt.

I wish for a new season of Torchwood.

by **RibZ** on Tue Mar 06, 2012 5:06 pm

Enjoy the new season. Did you know that the writers have decided to set it in Bikini Bottom?

I wish my tablet hadn't frozen.

by **litlep** on Sun Mar 11, 2012 2:24 am

Granted...

It's melted

I wish the boring things I got from last wish will turn into fun things

by **RibZ** on Sun Mar 11, 2012 9:58 am

No prob. Now "fun" means "school".

I wish I had someone would send me free money.

by **litlep** on Mon Mar 12, 2012 11:14 pm

Your wish is granted. However you only get denars, a currency used in medievil times. You cannot buy anything with money

I wish the word "fun" did not mean "school"

by **mystichuntress** on Wed Mar 14, 2012 11:35 pm

Wish granted, but now the word "fun" means "copious amounts of housework"

I wish I can read minds.

by **RibZ** on Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:35 pm

You can read minds. Too bad Rush Limbaugh's mind is the loudest.

I wish I could make everyone say silly things just by thinking about it.

by **rp0059** on Fri Mar 16, 2012 7:09 pm

granted but the things are so funny you pee on your self in front of the person you admire the most.
I wish for more time to relax

by **RibZ** on Sat Mar 17, 2012 7:33 am

You get all the relaxing you want. Sorry that it's in a prison.

I wish dogs didn't eat things that aren't edible.

by **pennylane** on Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:10 pm

Granted dogs no longer eat inedible objects but now humans do it all the time.

i wish i were dead