What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

[Chibilisous]

I actually don't mind knowing my guide's true form anymore. For some reason, I'm in some kind of state where I want to know everything, more spiritually then anything else.
Lately I've been questioning my guides and wondering who they really are since I haven't seen my dream guide Moka in a little more then 6 months even when I tried contacting her through lucid dreams, and I've never seen my spirit guide. I don't even know for sure if spirit guides and dream guides are the same or not. There are just too much different point of views that I don't know what to believe anymore.

[lucid dreamer]

personally, i don't think dream guides and spirit guides are the same. spirit guides are higher up on the totem than dream guides are. i don't know that i have a spirit guide unless that's what my dream guide is.

[Chibilisous]

Well, I do have my suspicions that Moka was a messenger guide, and not my actual dream guide. If that's true, then I hope I can meet my dream guide, and my spirit guide soon.

[lucid dreamer]

yes, that would be nice. good luck with that.

[Chibilisous]

Thank you!

And have you noticed that I just passed my 666th post here on DM?

[lucid dreamer]

glad it didn't stay there long.

[08Wolf08]

You know what, I just noticed something. Reading back in my dream journal, I met 2 people in my dreams who each appeared twice. I mentioned in another thread about a lady in a white robe, well I had 3 dreams at that night. First dream is when I talked to her, Then I had a 2nd dream that had nothing to do with anything and then the 3rd dream is when I'm back talking to her again. Several months later, there is a night that I had 2 dreams and I met a pretty cool guy. 1st dream I remember that I was walking on the streets until I felt a hard pat on my shoulder. I turn around and there is a guy with awesome red spikey hair and black clothing like they wear from the matrix. We greeted and it felt like we were good old friends. He told me I had to go train with him later and then we parted. I woke up, stayed up to get some milk and cookies and went back to bed. When I fell asleep, I was back in the same place. i even met the same guy again, this time he tells me its time for some training... Have you guys ever had that? That is pretty much a one out of a million chance for me to have met the same people again in the same night..

[lucid dreamer]

i can't remember if i have or not. i think i might have but i'm just not sure. i'll think about it and see if i remember something.

[Chibilisous]

Have you guys ever had that? That is pretty much a one out of a million chance for me to have met the same people again in the same night..

Actually, that has happened to me once, but I didn't wake up in between dreams.

Like you, in my first dream, the hologram of an orange-haired man wearing mild magician clothes appeared before me as I was in the sewers with my classmates. He tried to kill us by controlling various types of animals and making them attack us with elemental magic, but we were able to hold him off for a while and his hologram, along with the animals, disappeared. The second part of my dream didn't really relate, and in the third part, in a completely different scenario, the exact same man appeared right in front of me and my partner in a swirling mist. He brought us over to a very large room with white walls and a green carpet, and that's where we had an all out battle, except that he used his magic on me before the fight started, making me fall unconscious

Also, I haven't been able to remember any of my dreams recently. It really sucks *sniff*

[lucid dreamer]

i just can't remember that ever happening. it may have but i'm just not sure.

have you written any of the dreams you've been having in your journal lately? maybe you should try to catch up on them. that might help.

[willowpaw1234]

I've had two lucid dreams.

My first one, there was a flood for some reason and my whole school was on this island and we were going to get flooded. So the teachers told us to leave our (small amount of) luggage on the island and get onto a little rowing boat. There were lots of them. That was when I realised that I was dreaming, so I was like, I don't even care if I die because I'm dreaming so ha and I ran back into the building and grabbed my luggage, and ran back outside. But on my way out I passed this random Korean guy who went to my school. I remember he had glasses on and was holding some non-fiction books. I asked him what everyone was doing outside and he said "We have to do work on the boats!" so I said thank you and carried on going outside. I saw that the rowing boats were tiny and there was a huge queue of people and I was like wth forget it and I flew off.

My second one, my school was in a hotel. There was a flood and the water was slowly rising. One of the more horrible (and fat xD) sport teachers was yelling at us to come to the seventh floor without our luggage. I arrived there and looked over the balcony and noticed that though the water was already halfway up the hotel, it was rising really slowly. So I went back in time (I knew I was dreaming right from the start) and me and my friends grabbed our luggage and went to the ninth floor, which was the top floor. The fat sports teacher was yelling at us but we ignored her. There was a helicopter and me and my friends got in the back and then we flew back. It was on autopilot. I also remember that after we arrived back at school se saw our games teacher driving a coach with the rest of the year in and me and my friends were like "HA HA HAAAA!"

Soz, long dreams. And they're random xD

[Chibilisous]

Well, I didn't write in my dream journal last night, but I did have a dream that I could at least remember the "plot", and it was SO fun!

I dreamed that we could buy real life pokemon at any toy store for 5$ in mini pokeballs. And the fun part was that you never knew what pokemon you got until you bought it and let it out of the ball.

And I think I know why I remembered my dream from last night; I woke up about 2-3 times in the middle of the night because I had trouble breathing :/ In short, yesterday morning I went to work at a farm and probably inhaled too much dust and it filled my lungs.

[lucid dreamer]

that would be a fun dream to have chibi. oddly enough, i have never had a pokemon dream.

[08Wolf08]

aw, chibi, that dream sounds so cool! I would love to own some of my fav pokemon

[Chibilisous]

Dangit! I haven't been able to remember my dreams at all these past few days! I'm just too busy! Damn college

[lucid dreamer]

aw, shucks chibi. don't give up, keep trying. i'm sure you'll start remembering them sometime. as for me i had a crazy freaky dream last night. it was so strange.

everyone was in the family room and my granddad and sister was talking about wanting to go outside and work. i was sitting beside the window. we have blinds and curtains on the window but in the dream there weren't any and the window was twice as big as it actually is. i look outside and saw that it was... snowing?! but it's the middle of summer... how could it be snowing?! i guess anything is possible in a dream. everyone was talking and i told them to be quiet so i could hear the storm. i thought i heard thunder. i got up for a better look and looked off in the west and saw lightning strike. then all of a sudden i started seeing these columns of clouds. they didn't really look like tornadoes but i think they were. everyone started running to find somewhere to hide. then i woke up as i was trying to find a hiding spot. but that was the oddest dream i've had yet.

[Chibilisous]

I actually consider that a normal dream for me; I have them all the time!

And my dream recall is worse then ever. Now I can't even remember my dream the moment I wake up.

[lucid dreamer]

awwww!!!! that really sucks chibi. don't give up. keep trying. i'm sure they'll come back to you eventually and you be able to remember them again.

[Chibilisous]

Hey! I actually had a dream that I could remember last night!

In the first part, I was in space looking at our galaxy being destroyed. Then in the second part, I was back on earth in a helicopter with my sister and a few other kids my age and we sky dived to the ground. In the third part, we were living in some kind of abandoned trailer were two men (evil men, I might add) in they're 30-40's were keeping us. I knew we were the only people that had survived the galaxy being destroyed and that we had to stay as a group, but one of the two men was just too suspicious to me and I didn't want to stay any longer, and I felt that the other kids felt the same way. I knew that we couldn't simply run away, and that's when I suddenly became semi-lucid and thought But what if I could fly...? and that's when I grew long black wings and flew away from the trailer. I shouldn't had done what I did, but I stole a glance behind me and saw the suspicious man at the door with a shot gun pointed right at me. Or rather, he was pointing it at my wings which he then shot. I fell down to the ground and he dragged me back to the house. In the last part of my dream, I still had my wings (and they were well again for some reason) and I somehow escaped, but I soon went back to try and free everyone else. Of course the evil man was waiting for me with either another shot gun or a firefighter hose (I can't remember which). For some reason he wouldn't come outside, yet he aimed at me through the holes in the roof of the trailer. Luckily that made it all the easier for me as I grabbed the edge of the trailer (which oddly enough was now just some linked metal poles with purple tarps) and tipped it over.

And then I woke up at 11:30

[lucid dreamer]

i didn't have any dreams last night. all i was doing was thinking about getting some sleep. i had a sleep study last night and barely got enough sleep for them. worst night ever.

[08Wolf08]

I haven't had a good dream in a while either, mainly because I was so focused on finishing my research paper as homework. I just finished it the day before yesterday so I can finally relax. But at that night I had a creepy dream about ghosts in the hallways of my school
And then I remember another dream where I was in the perspective of this man. I couldn't control anything, but I knew that I was looking through his eyes. There was this haunted place, a condominium, where there is a ghost of a witch. He didn't believe in ghosts so he takes a camera and enters the place to see it for himself. I remember that a strange ghostly figure appeared in one of the halls. It was weird, like it was changing from a dark shadow to white outlines of a person with a pointy hat constantly. When the guy saw it, he chases after it through the halls. But the shadow was fast! It disappears and reappears in a farther spot in a zig zag form, sort of like teasing. Then when they reached a dead end, the shadow stops and suddenly appears in front of him and reveals the ghost's face clearly. It was a regular woman wearing her witch hat. She started laughing and mocking the guy in Spanish, and in my head the words translated to saying something like "-you think you can catch me?!" She cackled loudly and woke me up :/....

[lucid dreamer]

that's a pretty creepy dream wolf. i remember my haunted house dream. that sent chills up my spine.

[Chibilisous]

I've never had a haunted house dream, but I'm sure it would be epic!

As for me, I had a pretty frustrating dream last night. I dreamed my mom and sister went shopping for our clothes, and when they came back, I saw that they only bought me pink clothes! I was so mad! I started to tell them how I hated them and to take them back, but my mom just kept saying things like how I shouldn't talk to her like that and how it's not nice to say those kind of things, but I still couldn't contain my disappointment.

But man did I ever hate those clothes! I think the reason why I had that dream is because a couple of nights ago I went to my cousin's baby shower. Her baby is going to be a girl, so of course there was pink everywhere, and I remember continually telling myself that if ever I get a child, no matter what gender it is, I don't ever want to see the colors pink nor blue at my baby shower

[lucid dreamer]

and I remember continually telling myself that if ever I get a child, no matter what gender it is, I don't ever want to see the colors pink nor blue at my baby shower

i couldn't agree more. i hate seeing those colors. i like blue but not baby blue and pink isn't a favorite either.

[lucid dreamer]

had two weird dreams last night. both were the same type of dream. i woke up to find a bug in my bed. i reached over and flicked it off my bed. don't know what kind of bug but it was a bug. both dreams the same. a bug and me flicking it off my bed. they were so real i though i was actually awake. i could see my room as clear as if i were awake looking at it. bed had the same sheets on it. i could even feel myself moving into position to get rid of it. even felt the flick on the bed. heard the sound it made when i flicked it and when it hit wherever it hit. LOL i thought i was awake until i woke up this morning. i realized i had dreamed that.

[Chibilisous]

But the bug only wanted to be your frieeeeeennnd!

I also had a dream last night, and one even I would consider to be weird. IRL, my sister is planning on buying a new computer because, from her p.o.v., the one she has now sucks. In my dream, my parents had bought me a new one before my sister, and for some reason she was actually happy for me, which I know is NOT how she would really feel. Anyways, when I had the computer set up, on the screen was an animation with all my sister's online friends killing themselves with flamethrowers and other weapons of the sort. The weirdest part was that I could actually feel the heat of the flamerthrower's flames

[lucid dreamer]

that is a pretty weird dream. and i don't know that it wanted to be my friend. it looked evil or something. had to get rid of it.

[08Wolf08]

Lucid. Just read your dreams and they remind me of how vivid mines are XD. lol, what did the bug ever do to you?!

[lucid dreamer]

it creeped me out that's what. i didn't want a creepy looking bug in my bed. who knows what it would have done. besides, i didn't kill it, i just flicked it off my bed.

[Chibilisous]

Dude, I just had one of the most awesome dreams ever! Not really awesome as in exciting (although it WAS exciting), but... refreshing, I guess you could say.

Remember when I mentioned how I hated my combat dreams because I could never land a hit, or if I did it was really weak because some unknown "force" kept restraining me? Well last night's dream was the first ever dream I had where I wasn't held back by any strange force. And I have to say that it felt GREAT to finally be able to punch someone in the face! Oh, and I also beat up Hitler using portals (kinda like in the portal game) along with my mom It was AWESOME!

[lucid dreamer]

that's awesome chibi. i combat dreams. but i have to ask, did you beat up your mom or she help you beat him up?

[Chibilisous]

Oh, I meant I was fighting alongside my mother. Maybe I should have phrased that a little better, hahaha...

By the way, have you guys ever heard of the animated film Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland? I just watched it last night and it was soooo cute! If you've watched any Studio Ghibli films, then you'd know what I'm talking about when I say that it was VERY close to their animation style. I would definitely recommend it, but it may not suit everyone's tastes since it's really meant for children, but adults can like it too I guess. Bah, anyways, I loved it. I think it's one of my all-time favorites now

[lucid dreamer]

nope i sure haven't seen it.

[Chibilisous]

I had one of the most awesome-feeling dreams last night. Not THE most, but still somewhere up there on my list.

I dreamed I was a small black and orange fish living in a stream in the sewers the water was brown, but it was clear enough for me to see well what was in front of me. We were a little community of fish in the water, all about the same size but different colors. I remember going to a flea market that the fish in our community had organized. I saw a lovely straw hat at one of the booths and tried it on. I was about to buy it when a big fish burst into the market, crushing some booths in his way. All the fishes swam away as did I. Luckily for them, the big fish ended up chasing me upstream. At the end was a big yellow door (for me it seemed big anyway) and I was small enough to be able to squeeze through the gap at the bottom of the door. There wasn't any water on the other side, just tiles, so I laid there for a few seconds, jumping around like any fish would so, until I willed myself to transform into a human. But I didn't look like me, instead I was a very tall and thin man with short black hair and dark circles under my eyes.

I still remember the feeling of being a fish, and it felt great! I felt so graceful with no joints to limit my movements. When I became a human again, my arms and legs felt more restraining to me then anything else. I wish I were a fish again

[Paik]

Oh lawd. There's this really hilarious dream I had.

I was sitting in my chair, on the computer, and I was about to delete Internet Explorer. Though my brother came racing in my room telling me that Internet Explorer can't be deleted, or something really bad would happen. Then I moved away my cursor from that "Delete" option. Then he went back in his room (right next to mine) and then I looked around with this sneaky look on my face, and then I put my cursor back over Internet Explorer, and then my brother was coming back, and screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" but I already clicked delete. Nothing happened for the first few seconds, and I told him, "See? Nothing bad happened." And right after I said that, the computer exploded. It was so hilarious.
And no, we didn't die in the dream, we were all just covered in black.

[lucid dreamer]

you know, that is pretty funny. wish i've been having funny dreams like that.

[lucid dreamer]

i just had an awesome dream. well, not awesome awesome because it was a chase dream and someone was trying to kill me, i think my younger self. in my dream i was at home and someone rang the bell, a kid about 15 years of age. i went to see who it was and i knew instantly why he was there. and he busted in as i was running away. i ran out the back door into the outside where there was more hiding places. he chased me around to the front and we started running around a tree. he finally broke off and i went off in a different direction. i ran into the neighbors' back yard and hid between two thick bushes. somehow he spotted me though. then i realized i was dreaming. didn't last long but it did last long enough for me to use an air bending technique to get away. yes, that's right, I AIR BENT IN THIS MORNINGS DREAM. YEAH!!! i just wish i stayed asleep long enough to fight this guy. i could feel all sorts of power in my body that i could have used to destroy him. i know i wouldn't have lost. the only problem, i had to wake up to get ready for an appointment. but I AIR BENT!!! YEA!!! i was watching a marathon of avatar the last air bender all weekend though. maybe that's why.

[Chibilisous]

DUUUUDE THAT'S FREAKING AWESOME!! I'm so happy for you!! Didn't it feel awesome? Oh how I love those dreams You can count yourself lucky! Bending dreams are somewhat rare to come across for certain people, especially my sister. She always wanted to have a bending dream but just can't seem to get one >:

As for me, I had a zombie dream last night, but not a scary one. It was actually pretty funny when I was dreaming it, but it doesn't really seem that funny anymore :V

[DeepSleeper44]

Had an exciting dream last night that I can only remember the second half of:
I was riding in a car with my Dad (I think we were trying to escape from someone). We were on a dirt road at night (Although it was nighttime, I could see pretty well) when we went off a short (15ft) cliff. We got out and looked around. There was a lake in front of us and a narrow dirt path that went around it. On the other side of the path was a dirt wall that surrounded the area and across the way from us, the wall opened up to what looked like a guarded courtyard/house. Shortly after we got out, another car fell off the short cliff and one of my classmates (Who I am not at all close to) got out of the car. He joined us as we heard the sound of another car (Up above) coming near. I somehow knew that this was the person we were trying to escape from, and so we started running along the path towards the opening on the other side. The car pulled up at the top of the cliff and a guy got out and after a few seconds, he yelled angrily at us, shooting a pistol in our direction. We reached the opening and suddenly I was armed with a handgun. Many men began to approach and shoot at me from different directions, but I couldn't be stopped. I took down a bunch of them before running out of ammo. I then noticed an abandoned machine gun at my feet and picked it up to shoot, but it only shot about 5 times before running out. It was around this time that the dream ended.

[lucid dreamer]

:shock: DUUUUDE THAT'S FREAKING AWESOME!! I'm so happy for you!! Didn't it feel awesome? Oh how I love those dreams You can count yourself lucky! Bending dreams are somewhat rare to come across for certain people, especially my sister. She always wanted to have a bending dream but just can't seem to get one >:

actually, i used to have bending dreams quite often. i should have never started experimenting with lucid dreaming. i'd probably have them more often if i didn't.

[lucid dreamer]

Had an exciting dream last night that I can only remember the second half of:
I was riding in a car with my Dad (I think we were trying to escape from someone). We were on a dirt road at night (Although it was nighttime, I could see pretty well) when we went off a short (15ft) cliff. We got out and looked around. There was a lake in front of us and a narrow dirt path that went around it. On the other side of the path was a dirt wall that surrounded the area and across the way from us, the wall opened up to what looked like a guarded courtyard/house. Shortly after we got out, another car fell off the short cliff and one of my classmates (Who I am not at all close to) got out of the car. He joined us as we heard the sound of another car (Up above) coming near. I somehow knew that this was the person we were trying to escape from, and so we started running along the path towards the opening on the other side. The car pulled up at the top of the cliff and a guy got out and after a few seconds, he yelled angrily at us, shooting a pistol in our direction. We reached the opening and suddenly I was armed with a handgun. Many men began to approach and shoot at me from different directions, but I couldn't be stopped. I took down a bunch of them before running out of ammo. I then noticed an abandoned machine gun at my feet and picked it up to shoot, but it only shot about 5 times before running out. It was around this time that the dream ended.

i liked my air bending dream better. although i don't like chase dreams very much. it was cool though.

[Chibilisous]

Had an exciting dream last night that I can only remember the second half of:
I was riding in a car with my Dad (I think we were trying to escape from someone). We were on a dirt road at night (Although it was nighttime, I could see pretty well) when we went off a short (15ft) cliff. We got out and looked around. There was a lake in front of us and a narrow dirt path that went around it. On the other side of the path was a dirt wall that surrounded the area and across the way from us, the wall opened up to what looked like a guarded courtyard/house. Shortly after we got out, another car fell off the short cliff and one of my classmates (Who I am not at all close to) got out of the car. He joined us as we heard the sound of another car (Up above) coming near. I somehow knew that this was the person we were trying to escape from, and so we started running along the path towards the opening on the other side. The car pulled up at the top of the cliff and a guy got out and after a few seconds, he yelled angrily at us, shooting a pistol in our direction. We reached the opening and suddenly I was armed with a handgun. Many men began to approach and shoot at me from different directions, but I couldn't be stopped. I took down a bunch of them before running out of ammo. I then noticed an abandoned machine gun at my feet and picked it up to shoot, but it only shot about 5 times before running out. It was around this time that the dream ended.

i liked my air bending dream better. although i don't like chase dreams very much. it was cool though.

I love chase dreams! I have them all the time, actually... I would actually like to have a dream like that, especially if I get to shoot a gun! Pew! Pew!

[08Wolf08]

Ha ha, reading you guys' dreams make me feel happy for you people I had several cool dreams over the week but I don't have time right now and I'm a bit too lazy to type too much XP.

[Chibilisous]

Ha ha, reading you guys' dreams make me feel happy for you people I had several cool dreams over the week but I don't have time right now and I'm a bit too lazy to type too much XP.

Well then stop being lazy and tell uuuuuuuuuus!

[lucid dreamer]

well, i'm a bit disappointed. i ended up not having sleep apnea nor restless leg syndrome. no i'm at a loss as to what's causing me my problems. hope i figure something out soon. i want to dream more again.

[lucid dreamer]

oh, i forgot to mention something else. this goes along with what i've been saying about me not having dreams. apparently, i don't have a rem sleep cycle (rapid eye movement), the stage of sleep where your dreaming happens. well at least most of the time anyway. i did have a weird dream last night though. well, actually gross weird. my sister and i were out looking at a weird insect. it was a bald faced bee mimic fly. had the face of a bald face hornet but the body of a bee mimic fly. it landed on my sisters face and sat there for a while then my sister took a bight of something and it crawled into her mouth. the gross part, i told her it was in her mouth and she ate it then said oh well it just protein. i thought i was going to get sick. i turned around cause i saw what was going on in the mouth as she was chewing. that was so gross. i woke up after that.

[08Wolf08]

ha ha, that is really wierd and gross. Mostly the wierdest thing I heard all day. I would have realized it was a dream and try to wake myself up cuz that is just... ugh...
Oh and I got something funny to say, but I'm too lazy to type it right now XD..

[lucid dreamer]

yes, it was weird and gross. i woke up right after she bit it. that was so disgusting.

[stardancer122]

well this one was my moms-
she had a pet pig that walked into the hallway, barfed, and died. then 6 months later it came back to life and walked away.
Stardancer122

[lucid dreamer]

that is too funny.