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In Soviet Russia, ______ _________ ___________!

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In Soviet Russia, ______ _________ ___________!

Postby The Kid In The Hat » Sun Sep 04, 2011 3:46 pm

The point of this is to make a joke of soviet russia after another. I'll go first:

In America, You watch a DVD.
In Soviet Russia, A DVD watches YOU!
Don't put the Soda in the Popcorn!
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Postby parousia » Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:45 am

In sv bad thread ideas create you
Look how clever your signature is.
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Postby conker99 » Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:54 am

in soviet russia your mom does you!
WE EXPECT YOU A NICE PLAY AGAIN!!! :fuming: :crying:
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Postby The Kid In The Hat » Mon Sep 05, 2011 8:54 am

In Soviet Russia, Youtube Videos create YOU!
Don't put the Soda in the Popcorn!
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Postby Chibilisous » Mon Sep 05, 2011 1:11 pm

In Soviet Russia, video games play YOU! (That would be so cool to play in a video game, kinda like virtual reality :D )
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Postby conker99 » Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:44 am

in soviet russia viruses download you
WE EXPECT YOU A NICE PLAY AGAIN!!! :fuming: :crying:
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Postby Steadfast101 » Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:52 pm

In Soviet Russia, TV watched you
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Postby Chibilisous » Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:57 am

In Soviet Russia, cars drive YOU!
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Postby parousia » Sun Sep 11, 2011 4:29 am

threads pull you
Look how clever your signature is.
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Postby Steadfast101 » Sun Sep 11, 2011 5:13 am

In Soviet Russia, bomb drops you :shock:
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Postby pirellismiracleelixir » Sun Sep 11, 2011 5:24 am

In Soviet Russia, water drinks you.
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Postby The Kid In The Hat » Sun Sep 11, 2011 7:53 am

In Soviet Russia, "The Rockafeller Skank" speeds up, slows down, and loops YOU! (Can you believe I got that from just listening to it now? xD)
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Postby Steadfast101 » Sun Sep 11, 2011 10:28 am

In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia jokes tell YOU
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Postby The Kid In The Hat » Sun Sep 11, 2011 2:09 pm

parousia wrote:In sv bad thread ideas create you


Dude, come on. It's just something a little different.

In America, Chuck Norris can kick your a**.
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris can still kick your a**.
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Postby Steadfast101 » Sun Sep 11, 2011 3:11 pm

in Soviet Russia, ice cream eats you
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Postby Chibilisous » Sun Sep 11, 2011 3:22 pm

In Soviet Russia, meat cooks YOU!
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Postby Steadfast101 » Sun Sep 11, 2011 3:32 pm

in America, roosters wake you
in Soviet Russia, YOU wake roosters
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Postby The Kid In The Hat » Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:49 pm

According to this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3FlBC1fvqg

In Soviet Russia, Watermelon eats YOU!
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Postby Steadfast101 » Mon Sep 12, 2011 3:00 pm

In Soviet Russia, computer shuts YOU down
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Postby Steadfast101 » Thu Sep 15, 2011 11:33 am

In the world, dogs hump you
In Soviet Russia, YOU hump dog
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Postby physco kid » Sun Sep 18, 2011 3:51 pm

in america you use bathroom

in soviet russia the bathroom uses YOU
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Postby Steadfast101 » Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:21 am

in soviet russia, prostitutes pay YOU
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Postby physco kid » Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:35 pm

In America you listen to music

In SV r, music listens to YOU
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Postby The Kid In The Hat » Fri Sep 23, 2011 8:31 am

In sv, Beer gets drunk by YOU!

Btw, I wonder if Soviet Russia has "In America" Jokes.
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Postby Steadfast101 » Fri Sep 23, 2011 11:27 am

in soviet russia, soviet russia makes in america jokes!
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Postby physco kid » Fri Sep 23, 2011 7:27 pm

america you skateboard

in Svr th skateboard skates YOU
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Postby artimiss1238 » Sat Sep 24, 2011 3:34 pm

In America you hit people
In SvR people hit YOU! :tomato:
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Postby The Kid In The Hat » Sat Oct 01, 2011 12:31 pm

In SR, Keyboard plays CAT!
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Postby Steadfast101 » Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:29 pm

In Soviet Russia, thread kills YOU
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Postby ArghJo » Tue Nov 29, 2011 12:32 am

In soviet Russia, sofa sits on YOU.
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Postby Geist » Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:44 am

In soviet russia, you raise parents.
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Postby The Kid In The Hat » Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:47 pm

In SR, Life plans YOU!
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Postby NarutoUzumaki » Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:14 am

In Soviet Russia, The cat pets you!
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Postby ..AbdulAzeem.. » Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:34 am

In Soviet Russia, pussy eat YOU.
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Postby mystichuntress » Sat Feb 04, 2012 5:00 pm

In America, you lose the game
In Soviet Russia, game lose you!
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Postby The Kid In The Hat » Sat Mar 17, 2012 5:46 pm

In NA, Seven eight Nine.
In SV, Nine eight Seven.
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