The Wish Game

by **Phoenix** on Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:03 pm

Goo gooo gaaahhh gaa! ::translation says wish granted, bank error in your favor, you collect 200 dollars:::::

Gaaa gooo gooo gaaa ::translation:: Ok i wish I was 21 years old, wow I guess I better make these wishes more specific lol:::

by **RibZ** on Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:32 pm

You are 21, an angry chef follows you everywhere, screaming at the top of his lungs.

I wish I knew how to surf IRL.

by **MattG** on Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:27 pm

u do but u get eaten by a shark

i wish that something exiting would happen soon im y life... its been to boring lately

by **RibZ** on Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:43 pm

It will, enjoy yer new life as a wolverine wrestler.

I wish sports announcers wouldn't get philosophical.

by **Phoenix** on Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:15 am

Wish granted, all sports announces are now red necks.

I wish billy will tell me how he feels about me this week, come what may! (that means even if its not what i want to hear)

by **Denu** on Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:01 am

wish granted...you can sleep for only 1 minute... :harhar:

I wish I could win the Lotto

by **RibZ** on Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:26 am

You can, nobody will talk to you without asking for money for the rest of yer life.

I wish the weather was so bad I could stay home today.

by **MandaPantz13** on Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:16 am

Wish granted!! *bells and whistles and cheers* but now its so bad that you cant go anywhere..including to the store to get vital food stuff like bread, milk and freash veggies! damn

I wish i didnt have a sore back, stupid fish tank!

by **RibZ** on Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:12 am

Yer back is fine, but the fish are pissed at you.

I wish I wasn't behind on watching Heroes.

by **Phoenix** on Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:51 pm

Wish granted, you discover comcast on demand has all the episodes available so you can watch them when it is convenient for you. And if you dont have comcast you discover your best friend who owns a beautiful new TV set DOES- and enjoyes watching the episodes as much as you do.

I wish I was in SF right now making wild passionate love to a sexy latin man who knows how to say all the right things.. that sexy smooth talker lol.

by **RibZ** on Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:25 am

You can, but his wife catches the two of you in the act. Ooooops!

I wish I owned my own auto shop.

by **Smiley Lord** on Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:20 pm

You've got your own auto shop and a bunch of great cars to sell, but all the cars you're getting have miniture nukes hidden inside them set to go off sometime in 2010...

I wish to be a ninja. :infinity:

by **apatheticwishes** on Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:35 pm

You are, but you're the worst ninja ever and you die on your first ninja mission.

I wish school was easy.

by **RibZ** on Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:52 pm

It is, but no one will hire since everybody knows that.

I wish ppl would pay attention to what they are doing.

by **Lillith** on Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:59 pm

They do, but you're secretly a shapeshifter and keep distracting them with devastating consequences!

I wish for my laptop to stop freezing on me!!

by **RibZ** on Tue Feb 24, 2009 6:08 pm

It does, but now it explodes instead.

I wish I would pay attention to what I am doing. *sigh*

by **Phoenix** on Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:20 pm

Wish granted, you start paying attention but then you realize what a mess the world is.

I wish I felt like somebody- anybody- cared.

by **RibZ** on Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:22 pm

You do, but it's only a feeling, not reality.

I wish I could have some RiceARoni.

by **Phoenix** on Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:26 pm

Wish granted, you have some ricearoni, but now everyone else wants some too so you only wind up with one bite.

I wish i could escape to someplace sunny and warm

by **RibZ** on Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:39 pm

You can, enjoy yer time in the glass outdoor furnace.

I wish I could go to Purgatory.

by **Phoenix** on Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:43 pm

wish granted, you go to purgatory, switching places with me and giving me my freedom. Congrats, you are now the wife of rainbow brite.

I wish for Ribz to have an extra wish to get out of her predicament.

by **RibZ** on Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:47 pm

I do, but I waste it on a castle made of Reese's Pieces.

I wish I had that Reese's castle.

by **Phoenix** on Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:07 pm

Wish granted, heres a bottle of baileys to go with it.

I wish i could get drunk tonight.

by **RibZ** on Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:27 am

You can, but every drink makes you run to the bathroom

I wish I had dreamed about aliens

by **MandaPantz13** on Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:50 am

Wish granted...you dream about aliens coming to earth and capturing u and slowly dissecting u and probing u. and its very real and vivid that you wake up screaming!

I wish for some money to buy a new wardrobe cos i keep seeing all these awesome clothes that i need to re-vamp my cupboard but i cant afford to buy. (superficial as it is)

by **RibZ** on Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:52 pm

You have the money, but only if you ride a camel for a thousand miles through a filthy swamp first

I wish I hadn't forgotten the oil change.

by **Phoenix** on Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:20 am

You didnt forget the oil change, you just didnt get around to getting it done because being here in DM was more important,

I wish he hadnt left.

by **RibZ** on Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:48 am

He didn't leave, he's just stuck in the bathroom with a horrible case of the hurls and squirts.

I wish food didn't stick in my teeth.

by **Phoenix** on Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:55 am

Wish granted, you have no teeth. That one was way too easy haha.

I wish I could get a full body massage from my good friend Billy hehe.

by **RibZ** on Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:11 am

It was just what I wanted. Can't wait till some dentist decides that it's better just to pull em all.

You can, but only when BIlly wears Wolverine claws.

I wish my hair would just disappear.

by **HLluver360** on Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:55 am

you can, but now your in a never ending coma! oooo!

i wish i never have homework or classwork or anykind of school work!

by **MandaPantz13** on Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:33 am

you never do again, but as most learnings come from that, you never learn anythign again and become really dumb and nobody likes u!

I wish that i could loose the 5kg that i put on as a result of being dumped and not working.

by **RibZ** on Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:02 am

You can, but only if you exercise three times a day.

I wish that I would dream about being a millionaire.

by **Qtlyds** on Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:08 pm

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I wish i could lose some weight. :balloons:

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by **Vira** on Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:28 pm

Granted, but now you are balemic.

I wish I could stop before it begins.... :heartpump:

by **MattG** on Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:26 pm

RibZ wrote:I wish my hair would just disappear.

be careful what you wish for that just might happen. sooner or later you'll get demedex mites and it will itch like hell as you slowly lose your hair.

Vira wrote:Granted, but now you are balemic.

I wish I could stop before it begins....

granted.. but know you can never start.

i wish all the demedex mites of the world would just disappear.... after ribs loses all her hair.

by **Smiley Lord** on Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:39 am

Granted - they're all turned into mutant cockroaches! Ribz loses all her hair, but six months later, she has the coolest hairdo ever.

I wish that I had a broomstick that could fly.

by **Phoenix** on Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:53 am

Wish granted, you now have a magic flying broom, but it only works when you take me flying with you.

I wish i could snuggle and cuddle with a hot guy all night long.

by **RibZ** on Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:00 am

You can, but he keeps ignoring you.

I wish I could teleport.

by **Phoenix** on Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:51 pm

LOL he doesnt have to pay attention to me, all he has to do is lie there

Wish granted you can teleport.. but only into bathrooms.

I wish that tonight Billy will admit he likes me...cause apparently its obvious to everyone else lol

by **MattG** on Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:02 pm

he dose.. but sadly a bus hits him right after.

i wish everyone here have a good cup of Irish tea to warm the heart.

by **Phoenix** on Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:32 pm

wish granted, everyone has a cup of irish tea but the faeries are all pissed off cause everyone drank their tea so they throw Matt under the bus instead of Billy and Billy is kept safe in the faerie realm until I can rescue him from the faerie queen's clutches

I wish I could reach the faerie realm to be with Billy

by **MattG** on Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:43 pm

you are at the faerie realm but you have to go through a series of monsters and bosses to kill while climbing the gigantic faerie castle. i survived the bus and was nice enough to help you with your quest to save billy.(i was angry at the faeries for trowing me under the bus) and after those series of battles and mazes and traps etc... we finally got to the top only to find out billy is under a spell from the faerie queen and he's out to kill us. your beauty broke the spell and then billy you and me go to fight the faerie queen. after a long exciting battle we all go home.... and then we all make a great book out of it. xD and make millions. no billions. XD

i wish i was always this creative.

by **Phoenix** on Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:55 pm

Wish granted, you always are this creative, you just need to feed your muse chocolate more often!!

I wish Billy and I could be king and queen of the faerie realm and travel back and forth between that realm and this one as often as we like, and Matt could be our chief warrior.

by **MattG** on Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:04 pm

wish granted. for killing the queen you become queen and billy be comes king and you make me the chief warrior. and we get the treasurers of the castle making us even more rich. now there are other realms that want to Challenge the new king and queen. so we all fight realm after realm conquering each one. while fighting the realms we learn all kinds of new powers. soon phoenix is the queen of all realms and billy is the king of all realms. then we sell another book about our adventures making us even richer XD

i think the creativity wish works XD
i wish this story could continue.

by **Phoenix** on Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:15 pm

Wish granted.. the story continues..

King billy texts queen Phoenix and says he can't be there tonight so Queen phoenix sits in front of her computer terminal and sulks.

I wish he would just say how he feels dammit... its so friggin obvious to everyone else, why wont he just open up and admit it?!!??! arrrgggh

by **MattG** on Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:32 pm

he's probably shy like me or doesn't know if you like him or waiting for the right time ...*gives phoenix some good hot white tea* when the time comes he'll admit it. i give the best of luck to you.

i wish people weren't so shy.

by **Phoenix** on Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:54 pm

Well I just sorta put it out there a bit by text.. i didnt come out and say it directly but definitely hinted at it... hes a psych major he will figure it out.

Wish granted people arent so shy, they are just self absorbed. sigh.

I wish hed text me back!!!!!

by **MattG** on Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:01 pm

he will .. just not as soon as you want it to.
i read some of your other posts and if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, or a person to talk to, or anything i'll always be there for you =)
i wish i could meet more great people like you.

by **HLluver360** on Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:47 am

you do but now they all want you now and start chasing you forever!

i wish i had synesthesia! ooo, gotta study now to know what im talking bout!