The Wish Game

by **Phoenix** on Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:04 pm

I give matt a 20 ounce irish cream mocha.

You dont have to go outside, that was for Ribz

I wish i had three breasts instead of 2

by **MattG** on Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:13 pm

granted but now so many guys are after you you wouldn't believe it.
thanks for the coffee
i actually dont feel tired any more XD
i had a really interesting dream that came true today XD
i wish i had a good vivid dream about something important.

by **Phoenix** on Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:16 pm

Granted, you have an extremely vivid dream that tells you who my soul mate is and you tell me who he is!!

I wish i knew what your dream was about that came true

by **MandaPantz13** on Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:26 am

You do but its about how he killed someone and buried the body.

I wish I could meet Corey Taylor and sit down and talk to him about his music for an hour.

by **RibZ** on Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:22 am

You can, but he reverses the order of the words in every sentence.

I wish the sunrise came an hour earlier.

by **Pyrocensored** on Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:31 pm

it does, but you pissed off Al Gore. Thanks for heating up the earth!!!

I wish my ankles didnt hurt so bad... I kinda f*cked them up yesterday...

by **Phoenix** on Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:44 pm

Your ankles are miraculously healed when u drink 10 glasses of water

I wish for a day of hiking, photography and writing with a very special friend

hehe

by **Pyrocensored** on Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:56 pm

Rainbow brite takes you on a tour through the mountains at gunpoint, makes you write a death letter, and when you get your head blown off, he takes pictures and brags about it to his friends...

(I admit, that WAS rather gruesome... sorry)

I wish the coffee pot wasnt so far away....

by **MattG** on Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:07 pm

the coffee pot falls on your head

i wish the world was square

by **MandaPantz13** on Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:40 pm

It is, but you live right n the corner and if you move, you will fall off the edge.

I wish that my friend would get some credit so he can reply to my txt and we can hang out on his birthday

by **Phoenix** on Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:37 am

Manda, your friend surprises you on your birthday by showing up on your doorstep.

Since i was murdered by rainbow brite, I wish i could haunt pyro for the rest of his days

by **MandaPantz13** on Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:41 am

Done but then he exercises you and you finally find the white light at the end of the tunnel.

I wish people would stop lying to me about stuff that doesnt need lying about.

by **RibZ** on Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:17 am

They don't lie any more cuz they just don't talk to you.

I wish I could have met Dali.

by **MandaPantz13** on Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:11 am

done but its not the dali you want its the character in the book im currently reading!

I wish i could sing well.

by **Smiley Lord** on Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:51 pm

You can sing well, but only beyond human hearing.

I wish I knew some interesting people IRL around my age.

by **0-TheFool** on Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:32 pm

You do but they don't live near you

I wish I had already gone to the gym today

by **MandaPantz13** on Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:30 pm

you did, but now ur so exhausted you cant do anything else for the rest of the day.

I wish that could move out of home withut the concern of money!

by **RibZ** on Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:47 am

You can, enjoy that nest in the tree.

I wish I could live without this &^%&$*&^ skin.

by **MattG** on Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:18 pm

you have no skin and your still alive. ouch

i wish i wish i had a fish.

by **Phoenix** on Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:36 pm

Granted, you have a fish, but since the worlds oceans are being depleted by fish due to over hunting of them, you have the LAST fish in the world. And everyone wants it.. better run.

I wish to be financially independant by this summer so I can leave my cruel wicked evil husband and be free to live my life surrounded by the friends and family of my heart.

On a side note- be careful what you wish for on this site... because, for me anyways, some random stuff I have been wishing has actually been coming true!!!! There must be a tremendous amount of positive energy behind these wishes, lol!!!

by **MattG** on Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:47 am

ill let you have that

life can be so bitter and yet it can be so sweat.
"sweater than honey bitter as gall"
i wish it would rain honey.

by **MandaPantz13** on Sun Feb 15, 2009 6:13 am

It does rain honey, but you get all sticky and are eaten alive by ants!!

I wish that i dont have nightmares/freakishly weird dreams tonight.

by **Noonie** on Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:35 pm

Wish granted, but you stop dreaming all together (including day dreaming).....and you have no more use of this site.

I wish that someone will come up to door, and tell me that I inherited a huge amount of money......and that the taxes are already paid for.

by **MattG** on Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:27 pm

wish granted.... but they just found out there at the wrong house

i wish i could have my super vivid dream i've been waiting for forever. i never had a vivid dream... always foggy

by **Phoenix** on Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:54 pm

Wish granted Matt, but then you realize this extremely vivid dream you kept wanting to have is actually a nightmare!!!

I wish I would stop dreaming inappropriate dreams about my 22 year old friend who can realistically never be more than a friend. :banghead:

by **MattG** on Sun Feb 15, 2009 6:32 pm

you stop dreaming.
i just wanted a vivid dream even if it was a nightmare

i wish i wasn't so sick :bored:

by **Phoenix** on Sun Feb 15, 2009 6:35 pm

Matt, after 5 minutes of puking your guts out you go to sleep and sleep for 12 hours straight. afterwards, you wake up feeling like a new man.

I wish my life wasn't so damned fucked up and confusing right now

by **MattG** on Sun Feb 15, 2009 7:05 pm

after days of pacing in the same spot you understand the meaning of life. and now that you understand you can now fix it.

i wish i wasn't so hot right now. im burning up :hothead:

by **Smiley Lord** on Sun Feb 15, 2009 7:33 pm

You develop pyrokinesis and can handle intense heat. Unfortunately, you can't control the flames, and burn down your town and everyone and everything you care about. Oh, and terrorists use you to burn down the White House and the Pentagon.

I wish that I had a googolplex dollars.

by **Phoenix** on Sun Feb 15, 2009 9:56 pm

Wish granted, you have googleplex dollars, but no one takes that type of currency anymore. You can always wallpaper your house with it.

I wish i could spend a few nights with Billy without either of us getting hurt.. just have unapologetic, unrestrained, wild, sensual sex, satisfying each other so we can get whatever is going on between us out of our system.

by **RibZ** on Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:17 pm

You do, but then he goes and spreads lies and rumors about what you did together.

I wish my mom had a sense of time.

by **Phoenix** on Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:29 pm

Granted, your mom has a sense of time, but she thinks she is in the 1700's.

I wish I was drunker than I am right now. I wish I was so drunk I couldn't feel these intense feelings for awhile.

by **MandaPantz13** on Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:19 am

wish granted, but you wake up in hospital 3 days later..you had alcohol poisoning.

I wish for a full body massage!

by **RibZ** on Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:07 am

You get one- from Wolverine.

I wish my house cleaned itself.

by **Lillith** on Mon Feb 16, 2009 6:00 pm

Your house is now clean............but the toxicity levels from the rubbish discarded cause a nuclear catastrophe, destroying all in its path.

I wish to swim in chocolate

by **MandaPantz13** on Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:27 am

u do, but its so thick and sticky it starts to pull u under and u are given mouth to mouth resuscitation from a reallu ugly fat guy with a wart on the end of his nose.

I wish I could afford to buy crusty demon tickets now without the worry of needing that money later

by **RibZ** on Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:37 am

You can, but you can't go to the show.

I wish the idiot on TV would shut up.

by **Lillith** on Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:31 pm

You now have silence............but only because the Gremlins in your tv messed with the wires and blew it up!!

I wish to see angels

:blowingkisses:

by **RibZ** on Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:16 pm

You can, but they are all busy knitting afghans with evil elves on them.

I wish I had a new pair of purple shoes.

by **Phoenix** on Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:07 pm

Wish granted, you now own a new pair of purple shoes, but every time you put them on you start singing "purple rain" and you sound like Prince.

I wish my phone could continue to vibrate all night long... lol it tickles!!!

by **RibZ** on Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:10 pm

It does, but you develop this infected abcess from the constant vibration.

I wish I could sleep through the rest of the recession.

by **Phoenix** on Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:13 pm

You do sleep through the rest of the recession, but when you finally wake up you are 90 years old.

I wish Billy would hurry up and get over being sick, I want him strong and healthy. ::evil grin::

by **RibZ** on Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:21 pm

He is fine, but you caught something from that guy you walked by outside. Try not to hurl too much.

I wish I could rule the world with shaving cream.

by **Phoenix** on Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:24 pm

wish granted, you rule the world with shaving cream but there aren't any razors.

I wish for a good strong drink, tonight is gonna be a long one.

by **RibZ** on Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:28 pm

You get one, but only if you drink it while singing a love song to Joan Rivers.

I wish I had some ready made jello.

by **Phoenix** on Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:38 pm

wish granted, you have some ready made jello but the only way you can access it is by taking a crap, its coming out of your ass.

I wish i wasn't such a goddamned pervert

by **MandaPantz13** on Wed Feb 18, 2009 3:44 am

ur not, in fact u become such the opposite u refuse to talk about anything sexual and u become abstinate!

I wish he would contact me!

by **RibZ** on Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:19 pm

He does, but only to say that he is broke and has to work three jobs so you can't talk to him again.

I wish I had some motivation to do my homework.

by **Phoenix** on Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:55 pm

You are motivated to do your homework, and mine, and my sisters, and everyone else that is going through college that you run across. Thanks!!

I wish I was 10 years younger than I actually am.

by **RibZ** on Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:11 pm

You are, welcome to being a zygote.

I wish I knew how I screwed up my bank accounts. Sure you want me to do yer homework?