What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

[kristol8521]

I was sitting up late one night waiting for my Husband to come home from work.
I started to fall asleep with a cigarette. The next the thing I remember is being half awake and believing there was a stranger in the door way. He yelled "hey".
I instantly put the cigarette out and started sleep walking into the other room. My Husband walked in at that moment and I guess I mumbled "stupid anti smoking ghost"
He said "what are you talking about?" I woke up fully at that point and thought for a second and I laughed and said "oh I had a dream that a ghost told me to put my cigarette out."

[08Wolf08]

I just had a weird dream about riding a motorcycle being chased by a chipmunk and a squirrel riding on dirtbikes ..........

[shift1085]

sounds like a recent dream i had about a politician squirrel riding away from a reporter on a bike


last night i dreampt that Flint (cloudy with a chance of meatballs) was a fabricated being...like Frankenstein...but he was made of old bananas and was an apprentice to Jimmy Neutron...and they spoke with a wise old talking dragon. then flint got stuck in a tree and his arm fell off, so he went back up to get it and fell and then his leg was stuck in the tree too

[lucid dreamer]

Why does everyone refer to the monster as Frankenstein? Frankenstein was the scientist and the monster... well we don't know his name.

[08Wolf08]

^ who knows.....

I recently remembered a piece of a weird dream i had last night. All I can recall is about a trashcan named "Zelda"........(and I think i do have an explanation to it...)

....... That is all.......

[lucid dreamer]

A trashcan named Zelda?! HAhahahaha, that's funny.

[shift1085]

zelda.

[Chibilisous]

Haha XDD That's pretty funny! Can't remember my dreams these past few weeks, but I think there's a reason for that.

And aside from dreams, I've been scared out of my wits every night ever since the Saturday before last :c Saturday night, I watched Paranormal Activity 2 (a horror movie) and I've been scared every night since then. The effects just recently started to wear off until I watched the movie 'Scream' (another horror movie, yet funny in a sense) last night and right now it's night and I've just spent the past few hours alone, and my house is all dark D': I keep telling myself it's all mental, but I just can't help being scared XDD

Funny thing is, I'm eager to watch 'Scream 2' haha XDD Oh I'll never learn :p

[lucid dreamer]

Do you like torturing yourself or something? I can't watch that type of stuff.

[Chibilisous]

No.. well, maybe. I don't know. I'm just super curious to find out what happens next CB I'm watching 'Scream 2' right now, btw. Not as great as the first one, but still pretty good c: Now if you shall excuse me, it is time to be scared shit-less (well, at least when night falls)

[Chibilisous]

Oh, and one more thing, this time dream-related, I still can't remember my dreams at all, but I have a feeling that's because I've decided to continue to write in my Dream Journal from time to time, yet I'm still over 20 dreams behind, so I think the reason why I can't remember my dreams is because my subconscious is letting me catch up or something

One last thing, on Mai 30th, it'll officially be a whole year since I've started writing my own Dream Journal! Yaay! 8D

[08Wolf08]

Funny thing is, I'm eager to watch 'Scream 2' haha XDD Oh I'll never learn :p

You get scared and yet you ask for more?? lol!

One last thing, on Mai 30th, it'll officially be a whole year since I've started writing my own Dream Journal! Yaay! 8D

Yay! lol, XXDD! Chibi, how many dream journals do you have? I have 4 .....

[Chibilisous]

Funny thing is, I'm eager to watch 'Scream 2' haha XDD Oh I'll never learn :p

You get scared and yet you ask for more?? lol!

One last thing, on Mai 30th, it'll officially be a whole year since I've started writing my own Dream Journal! Yaay! 8D

Yay! lol, XXDD! Chibi, how many dream journals do you have? I have 4 .....

Yes! Me need mooooooore :V *drools* And I only have one Dream Journal, but so far I'm at page 209, and I still have another 200 pages to go to finish this journal until I move on to my other journal that I bought not long ago. You also have to think that I'm really behind on my dreams ^^;

Hello Dream-mooders,

If you have an amazing dream you would love to share, you can check out DreamsOfTheWorld.net
I'm part of the Dreams of the World project, and we are collecting dreams from all over the world to gather into a book.
All profit goes to charity. Or you can just share your dream with other on the SharedDream page.

Regards,
Anna

Cool, I may just go check it out c:

[08Wolf08]

I only have one Dream Journal, but so far I'm at page 209, and I still have another 200 pages to go to finish this journal until I move on to my other journal that I bought not long ago. You also have to think that I'm really behind on my dreams ^^

oh ok, then that must be quite a big journal. I bet its nice and organized... unlike mines, which are ripping apart XD.

[Chibilisous]

I only have one Dream Journal, but so far I'm at page 209, and I still have another 200 pages to go to finish this journal until I move on to my other journal that I bought not long ago. You also have to think that I'm really behind on my dreams ^^

oh ok, then that must be quite a big journal. I bet its nice and organized... unlike mines, which are ripping apart XD.

Well, I guess it is big when I compare it to other journals that I found at an art shop that had only 200 pages or less :< And actually, it IS pretty unorganized <XD All the pages are stuck together by some kind of glue, but the glue wasn't strong enough to keep the pages stuck to the journal's hard cover, so I occasionally have to always readjust it. Plus, the words I write sometimes leave irritating patches on the opposite pages which makes it sometimes hard to read what was written there :/

And I can't wait to get to my next journal: IT'S BLACK AND GREEN<3 8D And I bought matching pencils to write in it with CB I even had a dream last night where my present Dream Journal got sliced into pieces, and I wasn't all that sad because all I was thinking was "Oh well, at least I'll now be able to write in my new journal! " .__.;

[physco kid]

i dreamt that in my dream i killed my self in my dreamselfs that me had been kissed it was sooooo weird!!!!! not the romance!!!lolz

[08Wolf08]

Well, I guess it is big when I compare it to other journals that I found at an art shop that had only 200 pages or less :< And actually, it IS pretty unorganized <XD All the pages are stuck together by some kind of glue, but the glue wasn't strong enough to keep the pages stuck to the journal's hard cover, so I occasionally have to always readjust it. Plus, the words I write sometimes leave irritating patches on the opposite pages which makes it sometimes hard to read what was written there :/

And I can't wait to get to my next journal: IT'S BLACK AND GREEN<3 8D And I bought matching pencils to write in it with CB I even had a dream last night where my present Dream Journal got sliced into pieces, and I wasn't all that sad because all I was thinking was "Oh well, at least I'll now be able to write in my new journal! " .__.;

ah you just gotta hate it when the writing passes through to the other page XD....at least you get some better journals than i do... Like I said I have 4, the fourth one is the one I'm currently on, its pink and has glittering little flowers in tiles. And the other 3 journals; one purple/pinkish, the other green, and one white. all three had this cool illusion of a silver ball that looks like its embedded in the journals (also in tiles). it was epic until the covers started getting scratched......

Anyways, something dream related:
I just started to notice that i'm dreaming of video game characters. That's because I'm into 3D Animations at school and I have a class for that. Recently, i found a way to get SSBB to work in an emulator, open up the game and extract ALL the 3D character models (and other randomness..) to use for my future animations. ^-^ YAY! And I'm excited to go and fix them up and show it off to my teacher and classmates. And because I have been thinking about that (which would explain the trashcan named 'Zelda' dream XD..) I had some dreams a while ago about fixing the 3D models of 'Sonic' and 'Shadow' the hedgehogs, then 'Blaze' the cat, then 'Wolf' and 'Fox Mcloud' from ''Starfox''.. many times... The cool part about this was that I could interact with them.

[lucid dreamer]

That reminds me of a dream I had Wolf. I had a dream where I was in a Japanese Anime one time. It was weird because I felt the things the character I was play felt and I could connect with my role of the character because I felt I've been in his situation before, which I haven't been in real life. I've also had some game dreams but I don't recall what they were.

The funny thing isl I think I've had some dreams within the last couple of weeks but I can't ever recall what they are. I had one just the other night about something but now I don't know what it was or when it was. I wanted to write it down after I had woke up but I was too tired to.

[Chibilisous]

Haha, coincidence much? I just had a dream about pokemon last night XD One of them looked like a fresh onion with fire on his head o__o But he was so cute<3 c:

[lucid dreamer]

I've never had a dream about Pokemon but I have had a dream about being in an Anime called Aquarion. Actually I was the main character of the show Apollo. That's the dream I was speaking of in my last post.

[08Wolf08]

^Oh wow, now we're having anime dreams XD I did have a dream some days ago that was about Fox, Wolf and the pokemon Lucario in search of something in a city. Wolf suddenly didn't feel too good so Lucario drove them back to 'base', which was an apartment......
Yea...some weird mix of dreams.....

[lucid dreamer]

No, mine was a few months ago and it was the only one I've had. It was kinda weird feeling the emotions the character felt and all that. It was one of the first episodes that I dreamed about playing the part in.

[08Wolf08]

That sounds pretty interesting to me, lucid dreamer. I wanna have dreams like those instead of awekward randomness. I'm still struggling a bit with remembering dreams again...

Oh and I was tell you guys something creepy that happened to me a while ago, but I gotz no time right now so I'mma type it later....

[Chibilisous]

Oooh, I can't wait to hear what was so creepy c: I've had something creepy happen to me as well, last night in my dream. It really disturbs me, actually :c Just thinking about it makes me go URRRRGHHHH!! It's... I don't even think I'm able to mention it here so much it's disturbing <:C I really wish I never had that dream.

[08Wolf08]

Ok, i got time right now so let me tell you the little story of what happened to me. Its not really that scary, but when you're a little kid, its really creepy..:

~A long time ago, when i was like 5 yrs. old, some friends of my parents gave me a teddy bear as a birthday gift. It was an old ugly dusty looking fading tanish/brownish color bear, it had deep sad dark brown eyes and wore an ugly poor patterned tie. It was a sad serious looking bear, i don't know why they would give me such thing.. I never liked that bear. I HATED IT. My mom would set it on the couch as a decoration, but I would go grab it and throw it on the floor every time i see it. Later when i got a little older, I would just flip the bear so that its facing down and sit on the opposite end whenever I wanted to sit on the couch. Every time i make eye contact with that bear, it stares back at me with its eyes and its frown, and I feel as if it did have a soul.. I really hated that stupid ugly thing so much, but my dad loved it. He uses the bear as a pillow and hugs it to help keep himself warm.

Since i got that bear, I would have a nightmare about it once every 2 or 3 years. And each time it appears, it would either be sitting there staring at me, chasing me trying to posses me, or attempting to kill me. Sometimes, if i dare look at it or it touches me, i become paralyzed and stop breathing. I tried telling about it to my dad and he didn't believe me. I told my mom and she sort of did believe. Later i moved to Utah and turned 11, and my dad still kept that stupid bear. One day we were cleaning out our house and throwing away stuff, I asked my mom if I could get rid of it. And finally, I threw it away, it was the greatest relief I felt to watch it leave to the dumpster. But, of course, it hurt my dad to never see his bear again. I was pretty happy. But then at night, in the same day when i threw it away, I had my last nightmare with that bear. In the dream, i was sitting up on my bed paralyzed and on the end of the bed was that bear standing there. It shake its stuffed head as if saying "No..you made a big mistake.." It gave me a frown and glared at me with extreme hate for throwing it away. It couldn't do anything else, but i knew that that thing would want to seek revenge some day. I told this to my mom and it did make sense to her, but my dad remained a skeptic..

Sorry if that was long, but i really wanted to get it out of my system. Its still freaks me out a little..but now that I'm older, I'm having so much more gory and disturbing dreams...

[Chibilisous]

My god that IS creepy D: That reminds me of an animation I saw somewhere on youtube about a little girl that had a teddy bear that she stopped playing with when she got a new toy, and then one night, the bear tried to kill her and stuff. It was really well animated c:

I've never had a nightmare for as long as I can remember, except for one when I was like 5 years old. I mean, I do dream of getting chased (which happens in practically every one of my dreams), and I do dream of people getting their limbs cut off, their heads and stomachs exploding, and other gory things, but I've never considered them to be nightmares.

[lucid dreamer]

Wow, that is very creepy. I don't know that I wanted to read it now. Reminds me of that one nightmare I had where the pig tried to kill me. I still have no idea what caused that one.

[08Wolf08]

Yes, it was real creepy. It would have been more satisfying if I were to have burned that bear. I'm still at the edge of my chair and worried that it might come back again in my dreams. I consider those dreams where I become paralyzed, can't scream, false awakenings or something trying to possess me as nightmares. Including the ones where I see something or something touches me and my entire dream freezes. My nightmares when i was a kid were very strange.......like a baby bottle floating in the hallway of my house...a ghostly skeleton run at me and possess me....a dark entity roaming around me.....and seeing a toy panther moving by itself and froze my dream... yea they were very weird, i really am not sure why i feared them...
Now i get chopped off bloody hands attacking me, a body turned inside out, a dead corpse of a woman in my parents master bathroom tub and horrifying demons.... ...and strangely, i don't call them nightmares .....

[lucid dreamer]

Well, if you do dream about that bear again, why not do what I would do and conquer your fear of it; chop it into pieces, burn it, tie it to a weight and drop it in the lake, etc.

I have a feeling you don't see those dreams as nightmares because your used to seeing that sort of thing in your dream. You're practically desensitized to that. You haven't seen that bear in a dream for quite a while so, if you do dream about it again, you won't be desensitized and you will consider it a nightmare. Hope that makes sense.

[08Wolf08]

That makes a lot of sense to me. I don't get so many nightmares anymore since i learned to conquer them over time. That reminds me to dream train myself again so when I'm ready and if it ever shows up, I WILL DESTROY IT!!!! And if doesn't just appear, then I will force it to show itself and permanently eliminate it as well as dig in through my subconscious and take care of unfinished business. Thank you, lucid dreamer.

[lucid dreamer]

Anything to help. Glad I could give you a plausible explanation.

[EmptyVerses]

Not my dream but one of my mom's, thought it was funny even till now when I think of it.

She told me she was dreaming that dad was hiding something from her because, obviously, he was being secretive and avoiding her a lot in the dream. Then she said she was going to go use the bathroom and heard him talking to someone on the phone, then when she opened the door he immediately hung up and was being all shaky and sweating and just walked away from her when she asked him who it was.And then she was in the living room and the phone happened to ring, and when she picked it up she asked who it was and no one answered her and hung up right away. Then over a course of a couple days or so, his behavior continued until she finally walked into their room to get something and said he was under the covers with someone else and he finally was caught cheating on her. She finally told me she pulled the covers off and found him in bed with a giant shrimp.

She said she was so pissed in the dream that she was like 'A shrimp!! A Shrimp!!' You're cheating on me with a shrimp!' And then grabbed it and tossed it at him. Like it was another 'girl?' I guess.

I pretty much lmfao'd that day. Cause she said she woke up angry at him and saw him sleeping, and confessed she was pretty close to smacking him irl because of it. My mom's a vivid dreamer sometimes for the weirdest things. lol I've got more that I can't remember too well but this one really stuck with me because it was hilarious.

[Chibilisous]

Yaay! I had a dream last night in which I can clearly remember at least 3 seconds! 8D

I dreamt I was Dash from the movie The Invincibles ->http://www.superchefblog.com/images/dash_incredibles.png and that I could control water! I remember there being a fish tank filled with water, and I somehow knew that I could control water, so I made some gestures with my hand and sure enough, the water in the tank moved to my will! I remember freezing the water and then melting it in just a matter of a second, and I even created a mini water tornado! It felt great!

[08Wolf08]

^wow, chibi, that's pretty cool! I had a dream where i was outside on the streets of my neighborhood. I wanted water to appear so i thought of water and big puddles appeared. I yelled out, "WATER!!WOOTZ!!! X)" and suddenly the streets filled with water. i raised my arms and created this hug wave of water, higher than the houses and the palm trees, and made it crash down and flood the place. that was epic!! i learned that i can control fire AND water!

[Chibilisous]

Oh poo, I'm only able to control water :c I've actually tried to control fire in one of my dreams, but it didn't work. I guess water is the only element for me. But either way, to be able to control water in my dreams is really fun! If I ever become lucid, I'll try to make an ice sculpture out of this air! 8D

[08Wolf08]

aww, don't give up yet. I'm sure if you just keep practicing enough you will be able to control more than just water.

~Last night I had a short dream about me being outside and it was really windy. So out of no where i just yelled out "FIRE!" and blasted out fire from my hands. But because the wind was blowing hard, it blew out the fire. Then I did a facepalm, that was really stupid of me to try and summon fire when air is blowing (I guess I wasn't really thinking cuz I wasn't really lucid). So i thought of trying to control the air. I commanded the wind to calm down, and as it was calming, I woke up..

And here's what my dad told me what he dreamt of last night:
He was outside at a park going up to a food stand. He walked up to the stand where an old lady was selling Onion pie. She gave it to the guy that was in line before my dad. But the guy decided to give my dad the pie. And that was it......even my dad thought it was weird...
Like really, does Onion Pie even exist?!?! XXDD

[Chibilisous]

HAHA onion pie XDD I don't think it exists, but it can! ;D

That reminds me of a dream I had a while back. I was sitting at a cafeteria table and when my sister came over with a plate of blueberry pie cut in 4 pieces, but one of the tips of the pieces was eaten, and I immediately knew she was pregnant haha XDD

And also, last night I had a dream that I was eaten by a cat and was going to be regurgitated later to be fed to a fish or something like that .__.

[lucid dreamer]

Ate by a cat then regurgitated?! That's just gross, weird and funny all in one.

[Chibilisous]

Yep yep. c:

Also, I'm starting to be able to remember my dreams again! Although very slowly. For the past few days I've only been able to remember the end of my dreams :c But I'm getting there! 8D

[08Wolf08]

I had an interesting dream where I was a crocodile and there was this other crocodile who was teaching the way of life for a croc. It felt very real, as if i really am in the body of a crocodile. I was long, slow and huge. It was pretty cool actually....

And i just had another dream where I was with my brother surfing out in outer space with lego surf boards. And I was dodging trash and a whole bunch of other crap that came flying my way. It was truly weird....

[lucid dreamer]

I had a dream last night I think it was. I went to an appointment of some kind and I usually dress fairly nice when I go to an appointment. However, in my dream I just had the t-shirt that goes with one of my shirts. Someone at the office asked me what's with the shirt and I replied It's just a t-shirt. No idea what that was about but it was kinda weird and kinda funny.

I also had a repeating dream as well but I don't remember what it was.

[Chibilisous]

I had a scary dream last night :c It's funny how it's the scary dreams that you remember first, and not the nice/happy dreams.

I dreamt that a meteor was scheduled to hit North America in 6 days. I knew I was in the proximity of where the meteor was going to hit, and I just sat there at my house, trying to reassure myself that I would be dead in the 3 seconds following the meteor. I kept imagining how it would feel to get burned by the meteor's impact.

It was scary, waiting for my death. It felt so real I'm glad it was just a dream, though. Hopefully I'll have a better dream tonight.

[lucid dreamer]

Oh, I'm sorry. The good thing is you can become lucid and be like Super Man and catch the meteor and send it hurtling back into space. Either that or you'll be crushed instantly (depending on the size) and hopefully not feel anything. Or you could be like, "What the heck just happened? I'm crushed by this thing and I'm not dead and I don't feel anything. I wonder if I can lift this thing off me."

I just had a funny weird dream, unfortunately not a dream guide dream. I was at the chiropractor talking with him after he adjusted me when suddenly he turned into the therapist (the lady that hooks you up to the EMS machine (which I love but the chiropractor ordered no more of it) and turns the massage tables on (no they don't do massage by hand, they let tables do it)). I continued talking with her for a while and she said something and she sounded like she was trying to act like one of the characters on Scrubs, sounded kinda like Dr. Cox. I then said, "What are you trying to sound like you're in Scrubs or something?" Then I blurted out, "WHAT IS THE JANITORS NAME???????"

[Chibilisous]

LOL XDD Why did you want to know the janitor's name? XDD

I also had a pretty funny dream. I dreamt two elephants/dinosaurs were throwing rocks at each other for some reason :p

[lucid dreamer]

I've been wanting to know his name since I started watching it. It drives me crazy that all we know him as is The Janitor.

[Chibilisous]

I would somehow find it very funny if his actual birth name is The Janitor XDD

And last night I had a dream that there was a dead 3-year-old child at my front door and that it took the rest of my family over a week to finally recognize it. Then we turned into the family from Family Guy and Brian, Stewie and Meg were arguing on how to take care of the body

[lucid dreamer]

That is kinda weird. Why would you dream something like that?

[Chibilisous]

You think that was weird?! You should hear the dream I just had!!

I literally JUST woke up from a nap, and I had a really scary dream. To think, this is the first ever dream that I actually consider a nightmare since I can even remember.

Do you know that show called "Real Life Mysteries"? It's on TLC, and it's a show that talks about murder cases and stuff, and I had apparently fallen asleep with the show still on which, now doesn't surprise me, must be the reason why I had this type of dream.

Anwyays, I dreamt that I was the victime to a murder case, and I was telling the interviewer what happened, and as I did, I was reliving the events. The first scene was in a mall that I know of in RL, and there was a small barn in the middle of the main hall (for easter). I remember seeing someone come up to someone else from behind and just slice his head off! And there were people all around! Before the scene ended, I also remember seeing a pig with wings in on of the stables.

In the next scene, I was with my family in an apartment, and we were apparently moving in since we were unpacking a lot of boxes. I had taken some sort of figure out of the box, at first not realizing what it was. But when I saw that it was a pig with wings, I gasp really loudly and put it against my chest. My dad looked at me weird, and I was about to tell him why I gasped so loudly when my mom started a conversation with my dad.

I was yet again in the mall, but this time I was in the entrance to a clothes store. A few other people were there with me, although a little farther up ahead, when I watched as a man was suddenly pushed to his knees from the back by the murderer and had gotten his head cut off too. I tried to cover my eyes so that I couldn't see what was going on. When I looked again, everyone was around the body, panicking, when all of a sudden someone came up from behind me, put their hand over my mouth and stabbed me in the stomach. Almost immediately the gang of people in front of me noticed and came rushing to my help. I never looked, but I knew I was bleeding. And for some reason I was a blonde guy now :/ ANYWAYS, we then all went into groups of two and ran throughout the mall / hotel in search of the murderman. I eventually found it smart to actually apply direct pressure to my wound so that it'd stop bleeding (it would have been a little too late for that :/).

Then I remember seeing two lovers come into a rather small apartment. They both looked very tired (and I knew it was because they had just recently been part of a murder just recently) and so they went onto the bed and just layed there. They were almost asleep when I noticed some kind of invisible entity with some pink (which I could tell from that that she as a girl) float in between them and cuddled there. When the couple realized that the entity was there, they screamed and ran out as fast as they could, the entity pursuing them.

But the scariest scene was the second-to-last scene where I was at my old school with my cousin and her friends and we were running in the buses' parking lot. When we stopped to talk and possibly make up some sort of plan, everyone except me suddenly started running away from the lot, screaming. I didn't have to look back to know what was behind me, because my whole body suddenly became paralyzed in fear. When I did turn around slowly, A group of three small girls at about 5 years old were standing right behind me. The girl in the middle I remembered seeing her in the apartment with the couple: it was that pink and white entity. I knew somehow that she was the one behind all the murders. I don't know how, but I randomly had a katana, and at that instant, I swung it towards the girls' throats, screaming at the top of my lungs, almost crying even so much I was scared. The katana had passed right through the first girl, like she as a ghost, but then it sliced right through the middle girl's throat and past the last girl. I didn't see the pink girl's head fly off or anything because I was looking down and to the side, but when I took a peek, I saw that the girl's head wasn't there anymore, but her body was still standing and started to move towards me. That's when I finally decided to turn around and run, even though I knew they could always catch up to me easily.

I also remember, right before waking up, I was in the house where the first murder had occurred (which was not mentioned above). As I was thinking how funny it was that the pink/white girl/entity wanted me to go towards east, I was floating just above the ground. I was floating towards the house's exit, and when I had gotten outside, I floated east, like the girl had wanted. Throughout the whole time that I was floating, wherever I was passing, creepy black scribbles would appear on the walls (and even in the sky) and move around. The scribbles were definitely made by the little girl, and some of them were in the shape of what little kids would imagine the boogyman and other childish monsters.

Sorry that was a little long ;

[lucid dreamer]

No, I don't know that show. Of course, I don't watch that kind either. Nor do I watch medical shows. Why didn't you turn into the Ghost Busters and capture them in the ghost vacuum? That would be so cool to dream about, vacuuming up all the bad ghosts.

[08Wolf08]

Haha lucid, turning to the Ghost Busters would be hilarious!

~I do know that show, i find it quite creepy but very interesting. I like those shows. I don't really ever fall asleep while watching tv mainly cuz i can't sleep with noise. But wow chibi, thats weird and long. How long have you been taking a nap to dream of all that?!