Love it? Quote it!

by **Xwikki** on Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:29 am

"Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt." -Dorothy Parker.

by **misha666** on Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:59 pm

"f*** ur bling bling can u swing swing" :rofl:

(Somemore of queens of comedy)

by **gargoylegoil** on Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:22 pm

My Favorite quote is my signature

by **misha666** on Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:30 pm

gargoylegoil wrote:My Favorite quote is my signature

yea that is a nize one.

by **gargoylegoil** on Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:36 pm

misha666 wrote:
gargoylegoil wrote:My Favorite quote is my signature

yea that is a nize one.

Thanks

by **starreborn** on Wed Jan 05, 2011 9:23 pm

"what's the matter, principal victoria? was your mother abusive to you? did she slap your thighs with cold cuts and shove umbrellas up your ass?"

-from south park, episode "toilet paper"

by **misha666** on Wed Jan 05, 2011 9:47 pm

starreborn wrote:"what's the matter, principal victoria? was your mother abusive to you? did she slap your thighs with cold cuts and shove umbrellas up your ass?"

-from south park, episode "toilet paper"

Fitch= Fu***** Bi*** and Fuhole= Fu***** Ass**** ( kids swear words) :lol:

by **Xwikki** on Sun Jan 09, 2011 3:35 pm

(Regarding badminton)

SamZee wrote:I was a fuckin ninja
I dual wielded rackets

Website · by **Tazzicus** on Sun Jan 16, 2011 2:29 am

"I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish church, by the Roman church, by the Greek church, by the Turkish church, by the Protestant church, nor by any church that I know of. My own mind is my own church." - Thomas Paine

by **greenhavoc** on Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:46 am

Monty Brogan: Yeah, fuck you, too. Fuck *me*? Fuck *you*, Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car - get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped-up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! Fuck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gekko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for FUCKING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Worldcom! Fuck the Puerto Ricans. Twenty to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their Jason Giambi Louisville Slugger baseball bats, trying to audition for "The Sopranos." Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermès scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus-violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck J.C.! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, J.! Fuck Osama Bin Laden, al-Qaeda, and backward-ass cave-dwelling fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fuel fire in hell. You towel-headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass! Fuck Jacob Elinsky. Whining malcontent. Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass. Fuck Naturelle Riviera, I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back, sold me up the river, fucking bitch. Fuck my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar sipping on club sodas, selling whisky to firemen, and cheering the Bronx Bombers. Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the row-houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue, from the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park Slope to the split-levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it, let the fires rage, let it burn to fucking ash and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat-infested place.
[pause]
Monty Brogan: No. No, fuck you, Montgomery Brogan. You had it all, and you threw it away, you *dumb* *fuck*!

by **greenhavoc** on Sun Jan 16, 2011 1:24 pm

(I have no problem letting the guys take the rejecting. aahahahahaahahaha...)

Website · by **Tazzicus** on Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:04 pm

"I tried to install this virus, but the computer wouldn't let me."

by **Xwikki** on Fri Jan 21, 2011 4:17 pm

Steven: "Does Gerard sleep naked?"
Frank: "Yes he does."
Gerard: "No I don’t."
Frank: "You did when you slept with me."

by **greenhavoc** on Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:07 am

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by **Xwikki** on Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:23 am

Sometimes I can't help but love reusing real cliche jokes.

Elizabeth: So has anyone got any more jokes?
Vikki: Your face?

by **Tryptamine Serpentine** on Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:33 pm

"Specific neurons and neurotransmitters such as norepinephrine, trigger a defensive state when we feel our thoughts have to be protected from the influence of others. In this defensive state, the more primitive part of the brain interferes with rational thinking and the limbic system can knock out most of our working memory, physically causing 'narrow-mindedness.' We see this in the politics of fear, in the strategy of poker players or simply when someone is being stubborn in a discussion. No matter how valuable an idea is, the brain has trouble processing it in such a state. On a neural level, it reacts as if we're being threatened, even if this threat comes from harmless opinions or facts that we may otherwise find helpful or rationally agree with."~ Athene

by **Xwikki** on Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:08 pm

"When in search of who you are, first you must place a mirror face down and say: "this is not it." " -Anonymous

by **eternum** on Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:09 am

"We are known by our deeds and remembered by our allies... but we are defined by the foes we keep."

by **Cassidylynn** on Tue Feb 08, 2011 9:04 pm

“Courage is the discovery that you may not win, and trying when you know you can lose.”

by **gargoylegoil** on Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:16 am

"A dream which is not interpreted is like a letter which is not read."
The Talmud

by **Xwikki** on Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:28 am

"I don't see why scientists are trying to find cures for diseases when more people die from heartbreak."

by **Oceiana** on Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:44 am

One that I use all the time is by Thoreau: In the long run, men hit only what they aim at. Therefore though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high.

But the way I'm feeling at the moment is: "I'm not gonna say anything inspirational, I'm just gonna f***ing swear a lot."

by **Cassidylynn** on Sat Mar 12, 2011 2:34 pm

“Man can live about forty days without food, about three days without water, about eight minutes without air, but only for one second without hope”

“For my part I know nothing with any certainty, but the sight of the stars makes me dream.”

by **VenusInChains** on Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:30 am

When the emperor looks naked, the emperor is naked. The truth and the lie are not sort of the same thing.
-Daria Morgendorffer-

by **Xwikki** on Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:25 pm

SamZee wrote:I can understand advanced philosophy of the Universe and spirituality, but I can't understand the U.K. education system

Website · by **whisperwillow108** on Wed Mar 23, 2011 5:11 pm

"we are an exact duplicate of the universe." - Greg Brodsky; From Eden to Aquarius

"So close no matter how far, couldn't be much more from the heart. Forever trusting who we are. And nothing else matters" - Metallica; Nothing Else Matters

"it is the possibility of having a dream come true that makes life interesting." - Paulo Coelho; The Alchemist

by **Artemis22** on Wed Mar 23, 2011 6:29 pm

Ben: John Locke was a...... a believer , he was a man of faith. He was a much better man than I will ever be. And I'm very sorry I murdered him
Frank: This is the weirdest damn funeral I've ever been to....
-lost

by **Xwikki** on Thu Mar 24, 2011 8:48 am

Oh Dear God, you have an MCR themed title. -Daggers-

by **Artemis22** on Thu Mar 24, 2011 7:28 pm

Xwikki wrote:Oh Dear God, you have an MCR themed title. -Daggers-

MCR. Is. God.

by **amyhikel** on Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:41 pm

Samurai Noodlez wrote:"He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder." ~ Albert Einstein

One of my fav. quotes. Sums up my feelings towards the military.

Here's a quote:

"It's everybody, I mean. Everything everybody does is so--I don't know--not wrong, or even mean, or even stupid, necessarily. But just so tiny and meaningless--and sad-making. And the worst part is, if you go bohemian or something crazy like that, you're conforming just as much as everybody else, only in a different way." - J.D. SALINGER FROM FRANNY AND ZOOEY

by **Xwikki** on Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:19 am

Artemis22 wrote:MCR. Is. God.

Been a fan for 6 years and running.

by **Artemis22** on Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:19 pm

Xwikki wrote:
Artemis22 wrote:MCR. Is. God.

Been a fan for 6 years and running.

*virtual high five*

by **Xwikki** on Mon May 16, 2011 2:52 pm

The accumilated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "no"

by **Xwikki** on Thu Jun 23, 2011 10:49 am

I love this thread. >.< It needs more posts.

"They say a captain goes down with his ship, so when the world ends will God go down with it?" - Fall Out Boy -What a Catch, Donne

"God knows us... and still loves us."
Ahahah, I'm going on a God theme.

Oh and to share his word's of wisdom :lol:

:
"Well you know, much like a cold day in hell, it happens" - SamZee

"A gun gives you the body, not the bird."

Here's a few quotes from a Zen book I have:
"It is the same and at the same time it is not the same.
It is different and it is not different."

"Fa-yen (Hogen) lived alone in a small temple in the country. One day he overheard four monks arguing about subjectivity and objectivity. He joined them and said: 'There is a big stone. Do you consider it to be inside or outside your mind?"
One of the monks replied: 'From the Buddist viewpoint everything is an objectification of mind, so I would say that the stone is inside my mind.'
'Your head must feel very heavy, then,' observed Fa-yen, 'if you are carrying around a stone like that in your mind.'"

"A person may appear a fool and yet not be one. He may only be guarding his wisdom carefully."

by **bulletproof134** on Wed Jun 29, 2011 10:56 am

"sometimes you have to die inside in order to rise up from your own ashes" - Gerard Way

by **RIVER PHOENIX** on Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:24 am

"is there so much hate for the ones who love?" - kate bush.
quoted from Running Up That Hill.

Website · by **whisperwillow108** on Fri Jul 08, 2011 7:44 pm

"I finally get bouquet and it's a good-bye present. That's depressing."
~Chihiro, Spirited Away

by **RockPillow®** on Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:18 pm

by **SharA2** on Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:14 pm

"Those who vote decide nothing.
Those who count the vote
decide everything."
- Joseph Stalin

by **Jon!** on Sat Jul 09, 2011 2:27 am

"I'm guna win urban_style, cos my mum's a prostitute!"

:rofl:

vic and bob are fucking hilarious!!!

by **parousia** on Sat Jul 09, 2011 4:20 am

RockPillow® wrote:

Amazing.

by **gargoylegoil** on Sat Jul 09, 2011 7:45 am

I love smiling, smiling's my favorite

by **tropicalheatwave** on Sat Jul 09, 2011 8:49 am

if you go on placing expectations on me your bound to be disappointed. i live according to my own being not according to yours or anyone elses standards. (me, a few years ago to a co-worker months before leaving)

by **Xwikki** on Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:08 am

@Rocks
Yes that is so awesome.

C-3PO: No, I don't think he likes you at all.
[R2 beeps again]
C-3PO: No, I don't like you either.

by **Yoshi13** on Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:19 am

i think Confucius said this

if you give a man a fish, he eats for a day, if you teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime.

by **tropicalheatwave** on Mon Jul 11, 2011 12:50 pm

socrates: "all that i know is that i know nothing"

by **Bubbydoll** on Mon Jul 11, 2011 2:57 pm

"Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car."
Garrison Keillor
:clap:

by **Jon!** on Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:14 am

My mate talking about customersl "You have to hold them in like a poo."

My responce; "Yeah, but sometimes it gets to a point where you just have to let it go."

by **Xwikki** on Sun Jul 17, 2011 11:53 am

"Is that a chihuahua behind your back?"
"No, I'm just happy to see you."

by **St. Dymphna** on Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:24 am

Love is menaced always by a perpetual oscillation between sadism and masochism: In sadism I reduce the other to a mere lump, to be beaten and manipulated as I choose, while in masochism I offer myself as an object, but in an attempt to entrap the other and undermine his freedom. - William Barrett, Irrational Man