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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby runner » Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:09 am

An "lets become a jedi" mood
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whats in your squirt bottle ?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby ViperChik » Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:26 am

A cupcake.

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby runner » Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:49 am

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!

why did the cow jump over the moon?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby ViperChik » Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:03 pm

To get to the other side!

Knock Knock?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby runner » Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:25 pm

damn telemarketers...


who's there?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby ViperChik » Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:27 pm

Short attention span!

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby runner » Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:31 pm

PIE!

why did the cow go "Quack"?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby ViperChik » Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:36 pm

Peanut butter!..no wait...uh...LOOK FLYING NINJA SQUIRREL!!

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby runner » Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:41 pm

aybeeseedeeeeeff :)

Why is a pirate called a pirate?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby ViperChik » Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:45 pm

So they can say "ARRRRRRR!!!"

What does English mean in English?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby runner » Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:48 pm

a failed attempted at a british accent

do you know what i know that made the ninja down the street complained every wednesday?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby ViperChik » Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:59 pm

You played patty cake with the ninja and he lost and thats why he complains! :D

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby runner » Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:08 pm

of course!! thats why there are bubbles, the water is constantly sneezing


If the turtle is happy why is the rabbit angry?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby ViperChik » Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:14 pm

Cuz the rabbit wanted to be a butterfly.

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby runner » Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:17 pm

because it accidently bumped into superman


Why do pumpkins hate oranges?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby ViperChik » Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:24 pm

cuz they're jealous that people eat oranges and drink orange juice and they just get carved with sharp objects.

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby runner » Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:27 pm

NO, i am jealous... :P


did you know that my parents are sercert agents from N.I.A.S.S ?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby ViperChik » Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:32 pm

Really?..WOW!!! ;)

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby runner » Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:34 pm

it is exactually turkey:chicken11

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby ViperChik » Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:37 pm

Yes I do..He went to the bathroom.

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby runner » Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:42 pm

gone...i was hungry


why is it that no one believes me to be a ninja pirate ?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby ViperChik » Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:47 pm

Because you're just an alien :alien: (just kidding lol)

Why do I have to go to bed?

....I got to go, I'll be back tomorrow! :)
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby runner » Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:49 pm

because everone needs sleep
i gotta go too lol talk to you tomorrow !

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby RibZ » Wed Dec 15, 2010 2:17 pm

Cuz it isn't getting hit by a car.

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby gargoylegoil » Wed Dec 15, 2010 3:08 pm

As soon as you see a hair

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby runner » Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:39 pm

Stop asking and start doing !!


why cant i find Santa Clause?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby ViperChik » Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:21 am

Cuz he got eaten.

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby runner » Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:31 am

only if there a side dish of bananas and mangos

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby ViperChik » Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:35 am

Cuz they never eat their green vegetables.

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby runner » Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:38 am

because the sun lost at monopoly

why does the ginger bread man always have to run away?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby ViperChik » Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:50 am

To sing happy birthday to the flying purple hobo!

What's an Earth?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby 08Wolf08 » Thu Dec 16, 2010 10:20 am

Its your mother! (Get it? Mother..Earth..)

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby ViperChik » Thu Dec 16, 2010 10:31 am

To hope they can avoid being eaten.

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby runner » Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:03 am

because they secertly italian... :P


why cant superman and a ninja get along ?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby ViperChik » Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:12 pm

Because the cow says moo!

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby runner » Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:28 pm

they are both contain letters of the alphabet :P

why cant everyone have a jetpack ?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby gargoylegoil » Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:31 pm

Because most people can't even drive cars !

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby pennylane » Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:35 pm

A: some guy whos a cheese head
Q: its snowed in the southwest recently. true or false
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby gargoylegoil » Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:41 pm

Both

Did you ever have a gum tree in your stomach?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby runner » Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:00 pm

yes, it was quite akward

Ninja's and pirates, which is better ?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby gargoylegoil » Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:04 pm

Pirates all the way!

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby runner » Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:22 pm

because the hobbiets curse it

Why did the chicken envy the pig?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby pennylane » Fri Dec 17, 2010 3:54 am

A: Because pigs can drink soda without blowing up
Q; is it possible for a cloud to be allergic to rain?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby runner » Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:22 am

Yes of course thats why itds always trying to get ride of it

whats a turtle without its shell ?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby 08Wolf08 » Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:15 am

a skinny frog

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby runner » Fri Dec 17, 2010 3:53 pm

coffee :)


what happens on the dark side of the moon ?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby 08Wolf08 » Fri Dec 17, 2010 4:07 pm

Midnight club parties! :excited:

Why are elephants gray instead of pink?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby runner » Sat Dec 18, 2010 1:02 am

Because grey elephants cant fly, pink elephants can !


Why is coloring ten times more fun when done with crayons ?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby Kazu66 » Sat Dec 18, 2010 1:10 pm

Cause the wax has cocaine in it so you always get high.

Why do people question things that are so dumb and have now importance to them. Like sexuality?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby runner » Sun Dec 19, 2010 2:25 am

because they know there are more fun times to be had if they do ;)


Why do people question questioning people ?
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