ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by **runner** on Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:09 pm

An "lets become a jedi" mood

whats in your squirt bottle ?

by **ViperChik** on Wed Dec 15, 2010 2:26 pm

A cupcake.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

by **runner** on Wed Dec 15, 2010 2:49 pm

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!

why did the cow jump over the moon?

by **ViperChik** on Wed Dec 15, 2010 3:03 pm

To get to the other side!

Knock Knock?

by **runner** on Wed Dec 15, 2010 3:25 pm

damn telemarketers...

who's there?

by **ViperChik** on Wed Dec 15, 2010 3:27 pm

Short attention span!

What's the square root of poop?

by **runner** on Wed Dec 15, 2010 3:31 pm

PIE!

why did the cow go "Quack"?

by **ViperChik** on Wed Dec 15, 2010 3:36 pm

Peanut butter!..no wait...uh...LOOK FLYING NINJA SQUIRREL!!

How do you spell ABCDEF...?

by **runner** on Wed Dec 15, 2010 3:41 pm

aybeeseedeeeeeff

Why is a pirate called a pirate?

by **ViperChik** on Wed Dec 15, 2010 3:45 pm

So they can say "ARRRRRRR!!!"

What does English mean in English?

by **runner** on Wed Dec 15, 2010 3:48 pm

a failed attempted at a british accent

do you know what i know that made the ninja down the street complained every wednesday?

by **ViperChik** on Wed Dec 15, 2010 3:59 pm

You played patty cake with the ninja and he lost and thats why he complains!

Can water be allergic to itself?

by **runner** on Wed Dec 15, 2010 4:08 pm

of course!! thats why there are bubbles, the water is constantly sneezing

If the turtle is happy why is the rabbit angry?

by **ViperChik** on Wed Dec 15, 2010 4:14 pm

Cuz the rabbit wanted to be a butterfly.

Why is glue super?

by **runner** on Wed Dec 15, 2010 4:17 pm

because it accidently bumped into superman

Why do pumpkins hate oranges?

by **ViperChik** on Wed Dec 15, 2010 4:24 pm

cuz they're jealous that people eat oranges and drink orange juice and they just get carved with sharp objects.

Did you know that my parents are Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus? ...

by **runner** on Wed Dec 15, 2010 4:27 pm

NO, i am jealous...

did you know that my parents are sercert agents from N.I.A.S.S ?

by **ViperChik** on Wed Dec 15, 2010 4:32 pm

Really?..WOW!!!

What time is it right now on planet Gobblegobble?

by **runner** on Wed Dec 15, 2010 4:34 pm

it is exactually turkey:chicken11

Did you know where snufalufagus went?

by **ViperChik** on Wed Dec 15, 2010 4:37 pm

Yes I do..He went to the bathroom.

Where is my ice cream?

by **runner** on Wed Dec 15, 2010 4:42 pm

gone...i was hungry

why is it that no one believes me to be a ninja pirate ?

by **ViperChik** on Wed Dec 15, 2010 4:47 pm

Because you're just an alien :alien:

(just kidding lol)

Why do I have to go to bed?

....I got to go, I'll be back tomorrow!

by **runner** on Wed Dec 15, 2010 4:49 pm

because everone needs sleep
i gotta go too lol talk to you tomorrow !

Why is sleeping so positivly amazing?

by **RibZ** on Wed Dec 15, 2010 5:17 pm

Cuz it isn't getting hit by a car.

How often should I shave?

by **gargoylegoil** on Wed Dec 15, 2010 6:08 pm

As soon as you see a hair

What should I do ?

by **runner** on Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:39 am

Stop asking and start doing !!

why cant i find Santa Clause?

by **ViperChik** on Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:21 pm

Cuz he got eaten.

Do monkeys like pancakes?

by **runner** on Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:31 pm

only if there a side dish of bananas and mangos

Why are elfs ears pointy ?

by **ViperChik** on Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:35 pm

Cuz they never eat their green vegetables.

How can crayons be yellow?

by **runner** on Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:38 pm

because the sun lost at monopoly

why does the ginger bread man always have to run away?

by **ViperChik** on Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:50 pm

To sing happy birthday to the flying purple hobo!

What's an Earth?

by **08Wolf08** on Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:20 pm

Its your mother! (Get it? Mother..Earth..)

Why are pickles sour?

by **ViperChik** on Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:31 pm

To hope they can avoid being eaten.

Why do tacos taste so good!

by **runner** on Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:03 pm

because they secertly italian...

why cant superman and a ninja get along ?

by **ViperChik** on Thu Dec 16, 2010 3:12 pm

Because the cow says moo!

What does good and evil have in common?

by **runner** on Thu Dec 16, 2010 4:28 pm

they are both contain letters of the alphabet

why cant everyone have a jetpack ?

by **gargoylegoil** on Thu Dec 16, 2010 4:31 pm

Because most people can't even drive cars !

Who the heck invented Head Cheese?

by **pennylane** on Thu Dec 16, 2010 4:35 pm

A: some guy whos a cheese head
Q: its snowed in the southwest recently. true or false

by **gargoylegoil** on Thu Dec 16, 2010 4:41 pm

Both

Did you ever have a gum tree in your stomach?

by **runner** on Thu Dec 16, 2010 5:00 pm

yes, it was quite akward

Ninja's and pirates, which is better ?

by **gargoylegoil** on Thu Dec 16, 2010 5:04 pm

Pirates all the way!

Why do farts smell so bad?

by **runner** on Thu Dec 16, 2010 5:22 pm

because the hobbiets curse it

Why did the chicken envy the pig?

by **pennylane** on Fri Dec 17, 2010 6:54 am

A: Because pigs can drink soda without blowing up
Q; is it possible for a cloud to be allergic to rain?

by **runner** on Fri Dec 17, 2010 11:22 am

Yes of course thats why itds always trying to get ride of it

whats a turtle without its shell ?

by **08Wolf08** on Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:15 pm

a skinny frog

What makes the world go round?

by **runner** on Fri Dec 17, 2010 6:53 pm

coffee

what happens on the dark side of the moon ?

by **08Wolf08** on Fri Dec 17, 2010 7:07 pm

Midnight club parties! :excited:

Why are elephants gray instead of pink?

by **runner** on Sat Dec 18, 2010 4:02 am

Because grey elephants cant fly, pink elephants can !

Why is coloring ten times more fun when done with crayons ?

by **Kazu66** on Sat Dec 18, 2010 4:10 pm

Cause the wax has cocaine in it so you always get high.

Why do people question things that are so dumb and have now importance to them. Like sexuality?

by **runner** on Sun Dec 19, 2010 5:25 am

because they know there are more fun times to be had if they do

Why do people question questioning people ?