ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by **08Wolf08** on Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:13 pm

They can't get to see the rainbows..(rainbows come after rain)..... idk....

If your mom is 'yo mamma' and your dad is 'yo dady' what would their children be called?

by **Kazu66** on Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:21 pm

Yo Kiddies!

Why is my mom yelling at my sister? :bored:

by **08Wolf08** on Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:54 pm

Maybe your sister is the one who stole that left over cake in the fridge last night... Hmm....

Should I keep posting or shall I stop from flooding this thread with my randomness?

by **Kazu66** on Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:57 pm

NO! We love your company.

Why?

by **08Wolf08** on Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:59 pm

I feel that I'm annoying. :bored:

Omg... why am I so bored??

by **Kazu66** on Fri Dec 10, 2010 7:03 pm

Because you're boring. Read a book, or write one...

Do you have the creative talent to write a good story?

by **08Wolf08** on Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:48 pm

Yes, I can create a story about a place over the rainbow, where sugar plums grow on trees, rivers are made of chocolate milk and cute fluffy purple kittens from hell rise from their grave and dance Michael Jackson's "Thriller".

Is that good enough?

by **ViperChik** on Sat Dec 11, 2010 6:10 am

NO!!! It needs more mustard!

What does "ABCDEFG..." mean in English?

by **Kazu66** on Sat Dec 11, 2010 9:30 am

Alphabet?????

What question should I ask????

by **kate903** on Sat Dec 11, 2010 11:42 am

Kazu66 wrote:Alphabet?????

What question should I ask????

_______________

YEAH it is the alphabet

you should ask how i met you mom!

by **kate903** on Sat Dec 11, 2010 11:44 am

do you want to know how i met your mom?

by **Kazu66** on Sat Dec 11, 2010 1:24 pm

I wanna know how you know where she lives and how you knew she was my mom.

Why did I join choir?

by **ViperChik** on Sat Dec 11, 2010 6:46 pm

Because it's the only thing you're good at.

(JUST KIDDING!)

Okay...
I have a face, What am I?

by **Kazu66** on Sat Dec 11, 2010 7:19 pm

You're a fart! :lol:

*kidding of corse..*

Why can't I sleep tonight?

by **08Wolf08** on Sat Dec 11, 2010 9:58 pm

Michael Jackson is hiding in your closet waiting for the right moment..... :shock:

When will pigs ever fly?

by **Kazu66** on Sun Dec 12, 2010 5:42 am

Sure..............................when pigs fly.

Why is my cat aiming a rifle at my head?

by **ViperChik** on Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:10 am

Because he loves you! :lol:

What color is my underwear?

by **Anonymous_Shady_Guy** on Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:37 am

ViperChik wrote:Because he loves you!

What color is my underwear?

I dunno. But your mom left it at my house last night.

Does this need more mayo? (That's what she said!)

by **Kazu66** on Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:47 am

No...but you do >=D

Where did my homework go?

by **gargoylegoil** on Sun Dec 12, 2010 9:47 am

Your dog ate it

Why is the sky blue?

by **Kazu66** on Sun Dec 12, 2010 9:59 am

Because it's not green.

Why is my mom so sick?

by **RibZ** on Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:54 am

So she can catch up on reruns of OCC.

Why are printers such a pain in the a$$?

by **Kazu66** on Sun Dec 12, 2010 11:13 am

Cause you're sitting on a printer with sharp needles poking out of it.

Why do I have to finish my screenplay?

by **RibZ** on Sun Dec 12, 2010 12:09 pm

So you can play it on the screen.

What makes Lego games so interesting to ppl?

by **Kazu66** on Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:35 pm

"Cause humans get hard-ons for builing.

Why is my power out?

by **RibZ** on Sun Dec 12, 2010 4:05 pm

The Power Gods are mad at your neighbor. You got the collateral damage.

What makes ppl's joints pop?

by **gargoylegoil** on Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:02 pm

By smoking them with pop rocks in them

Why do kids always have runny noses

by **ViperChik** on Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:37 pm

Because their noses need excersize.

Why am I clicking on these icons --> :alien:

?

by **gargoylegoil** on Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:40 pm

Because you like them

Why is snow white?

by **ViperChik** on Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:55 pm

Because it doesn't want to be purple!

Why "why"?

by **gargoylegoil** on Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:06 pm

Why NOT?

Why do kids lie?

by **ViperChik** on Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:27 pm

GRAVY!

What's wrong with him--> :ecstatic:

?

by **gargoylegoil** on Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:32 pm

He's got diarrhea

Why do men think they know it all?

by **ViperChik** on Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:43 pm

So their... so called, "brain" don't overload and reject the the fact they're always wrong.

Who am I?

by **gargoylegoil** on Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:51 pm

you are YOU

Who am I?

by **ViperChik** on Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:13 pm

A hobo!

(lol Just Kidding!!)

Where is my applesauce?

by **gargoylegoil** on Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:18 pm

In the stupid jar in the fridge LOL

Where's the pork chops to go with it?

by **Kazu66** on Tue Dec 14, 2010 7:06 am

I found one behind your ear.

Why am I off school again?

by **tam21** on Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:39 pm

Because you never went to school

why is my elbow sore?? :cabbagepatch:

by **RibZ** on Tue Dec 14, 2010 3:46 pm

You hyperextended it while dancing.

How can I get the nuts to stick to the chicken?

by **gargoylegoil** on Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:05 pm

Tell them that's all there is to eat

Why is the word BALLS funny?

by **RibZ** on Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:24 pm

Cuz the balls are making us laugh to distract us from the aliens landing behind us.

Why won't that booger come off of my finger?

by **gargoylegoil** on Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:31 pm

Cuz...you have to eat it off

Why is Phlegm so gross?

by **RibZ** on Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:41 pm

The big Phlegm is teaching the little Phlegms how to do the Phlegm thing.

What makes those rice cakes tasty?

by **gargoylegoil** on Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:43 pm

your dull taste buds

Do cats fart?

by **RibZ** on Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:50 pm

Only when they eat my prunes instead of their own.

What is the purpose of allergies?

by **gargoylegoil** on Tue Dec 14, 2010 5:00 pm

Just to mess your head up

What's the difference between good n evil ?

by **RibZ** on Tue Dec 14, 2010 5:06 pm

Spelling.

Who can make me ignoble?

by **gargoylegoil** on Tue Dec 14, 2010 5:10 pm

An angry ayehole

Why are most people stupid?

by **ViperChik** on Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:59 pm

Because they is not smart! ...

What mood is DreamMoods in?