ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by **kate903** on Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:07 pm

her ex boyfriend who is her unborn baby's dady :yikes

what is the next poster's favortite show?

by **RibZ** on Wed Dec 01, 2010 4:25 pm

The one I have yet to see.

What makes square melons square?

by **Kazu66** on Wed Dec 01, 2010 4:47 pm

Their square nature...

Why is the snow afraid of the summer?

by **RibZ** on Wed Dec 01, 2010 4:54 pm

Summeriphobia.

What's the difference between Food Network and Cooking Channel?

by **Kazu66** on Wed Dec 01, 2010 5:00 pm

One works with nets.

Why are boys just so....so weird?

by **RibZ** on Wed Dec 01, 2010 5:02 pm

Cuz they're not normal.

What makes more money than a mint?

by **Kazu66** on Wed Dec 01, 2010 5:03 pm

Me lucky charms :lep:

Why don't giraffes go to school?

by **kate903** on Wed Dec 01, 2010 5:24 pm

they can't fit their long necks!

what is the funnest way to die?

by **Kazu66** on Wed Dec 01, 2010 5:30 pm

To randomly die because you made the worst joke in the history of joke making.

Why do we call our stuff "Shit"?

by **RibZ** on Thu Dec 02, 2010 1:40 pm

Because it used to be Store High In Transit.

What was I going to say before I was so excellently interrupted?

by **Kazu66** on Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:37 pm

"GADZOOKS! I dropped me sausage!"

Why does my hand get cold when I touch snow? :drool:

by **kate903** on Fri Dec 03, 2010 3:12 pm

because snow does not like you!! :rofl:

why do i have the lights on?

by **Kazu66** on Fri Dec 03, 2010 3:18 pm

So the boogie man :boogie:

won't get you!

Why do I have to log out now?

by **kate903** on Fri Dec 03, 2010 3:24 pm

because your mommy told you to! :rofl:

why does candy taste good?

by **RibZ** on Fri Dec 03, 2010 3:32 pm

Cuz if it tasted bad, it would be liver?

Who is the greatest revolutionary of all time?

by **Kazu66** on Fri Dec 03, 2010 5:02 pm

Glenn Beck...........*snickers* NOT!

Why does my fart smell like peanut butter?

by **kate903** on Fri Dec 03, 2010 5:37 pm

cause your nuts!

why haven't i done my chores?

by **Kazu66** on Fri Dec 03, 2010 5:49 pm

You're allergic to them..

Why hate? It's so tiring...

by **kate903** on Fri Dec 03, 2010 6:01 pm

because to be civil would be boring.

who is "John Scot Barrowman?"

by **Kazu66** on Fri Dec 03, 2010 6:08 pm

A 43 year-old performer, who has a husband and is a fixed point in time and space. (He can't die)

Why did you wanna know?

by **kate903** on Fri Dec 03, 2010 6:14 pm

because you like him... and you brought him up for a reason on the other posting page...

why did you bring him up and say "especialy for kate..."?

by **Kazu66** on Fri Dec 03, 2010 6:15 pm

It was directed at you.

Why not talk about something else? (People may get annoyed.)

by **kate903** on Fri Dec 03, 2010 6:34 pm

gosh fine but im not letting you get away with it you asked for me to answer for a certain reason!

what is the next posters favorite 3 colors?

by **Kazu66** on Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:18 pm

Dark red, Dark blue, and dark purple. Have you ever seen a chicken fight kung-fu?

by **kate903** on Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:58 pm

haha no way! im wearing a sweatshirt with those colors on right now! aright so in my own world those colors mean your laid back aggresive and mysterious

nope

by **kate903** on Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:59 pm

okay so what would the next poster be when he/she grows up?

by **RibZ** on Sat Dec 04, 2010 5:39 pm

A nocturnal butterfly.

What makes ppl sleepy.

by **greenhavoc** on Tue Dec 07, 2010 5:02 am

A gang bang with smilies.
Has it really come down to this; a misuse of the semicolon?

by **gargoylegoil** on Tue Dec 07, 2010 7:59 am

greenhavoc wrote:A gang bang with smilies.
Has it really come down to this; a misuse of the semicolon?

Isn't the semicolon just half an ass??

by **RibZ** on Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:45 pm

Only when it's used correctly. Otherwise, it's a full one.

Who needs a tape dispenser you can wear on your hand?

by **gargoylegoil** on Tue Dec 07, 2010 2:03 pm

Not me...I don't wrap many gifts

Do you believe in Santa?

by **RibZ** on Tue Dec 07, 2010 2:07 pm

Only if he is really Jack Skellington.

Why do I feel so crappy today?

by **gargoylegoil** on Tue Dec 07, 2010 2:10 pm

Because you're old :shock:

Why did I stay home from work today?

by **RibZ** on Tue Dec 07, 2010 2:15 pm

Because I'm old. :shock:

Where can I return my immune system?

by **gargoylegoil** on Tue Dec 07, 2010 2:17 pm

Was just a joke.....
you can return it to any Walgreens LOL

Do you know the Jolly Green Giant?

by **RibZ** on Tue Dec 07, 2010 2:21 pm

LOL. Did you think I was serious?!

back to game:
Nope, but I do know the Grinch personally.

Why did NBC cancel Heroes?

by **ViperChik** on Tue Dec 07, 2010 3:58 pm

Because they're big meany heads who don't have any heroes themselves!

What's a Jesus?

by **RibZ** on Wed Dec 08, 2010 11:51 am

A male whose name "Jesus" was chosen by his parents.

Why does my nose bleed?

by **gargoylegoil** on Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:58 pm

Because it was punched

Why do we pee after we poo? :oops:

by **luis222111** on Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:21 pm

A:maybe our body wants to pee

Q:Why does my breath smell like 10 Haitians slap boxing in a bathroom.

by **RibZ** on Thu Dec 09, 2010 6:19 am

You ate 1o Haitians while slap boxing in the bathroom.

Who made the Loch Ness Monster?

by **Kazu66** on Thu Dec 09, 2010 10:34 am

your mom

how long will it take for people to get over that joke, Your mom, really?!?!

by **RibZ** on Thu Dec 09, 2010 2:20 pm

As long as it takes to make a crabbypatty.

What am I gonna have for dinner?

by **Artemis22** on Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:06 pm

the moon.

am I a sparkly unicorn?

by **ViperChik** on Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:31 pm

No, you're a peanutbutter & Jelly sandwich on white bread with no crust!

Do Butterfly's make Butter?

by **Kazu66** on Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:39 pm

Yes..you eat it on you toast every morning.

Why don't we time travel?

by **08Wolf08** on Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:21 pm

Because the evil mad cupcake scientist would get a hold of a time machine, go back into the past and make millions of clones of super ninja fighting radioactive zombie cupcake men of mass destruction and rule the world! Then in the future, we will all have to bow down to our new ruler... THE CUPCAKE MASTER! :cupcake:

Anyways.....

^With a silly story like that, I could be a writer for children's books! :lol:

If I were a writer, what else should I write about?

by **ViperChik** on Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:52 pm

MEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Did you want fries with that?

by **08Wolf08** on Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:56 pm

Nah, I would rather have a McFlurry.

Why is the word, "Epic" so Epic?

by **ViperChik** on Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:03 pm

Because it's epic!

Why do the clouds get sad?

(you know, rain)