ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by **gargoylegoil** on Wed Nov 24, 2010 3:19 pm

Duh....it's Autumn

Why do we have to eat food?

by **Kazu66** on Wed Nov 24, 2010 3:22 pm

So the sun fairy won't get to it. :lol:

Why so many smiles?

by **RibZ** on Wed Nov 24, 2010 3:36 pm

To keep the frownies away.

Why did someone make that movie about Speed Racer?

by **Kazu66** on Wed Nov 24, 2010 3:43 pm

To piss you off.

Why do I eat so much?

by **RibZ** on Wed Nov 24, 2010 3:48 pm

To make the food happy that its purpose has been served.

Who ever came up with the idea that turn signals mean anything?

by **Kazu66** on Wed Nov 24, 2010 3:50 pm

God

Why can't the sun be green and cats shoot lazers from their nostrils?

by **RibZ** on Wed Nov 24, 2010 3:53 pm

God lost his mojo after creating turn signals.

Why do I have such a hard time finding the exact smilie when I need it, but not when I don't?

by **Kazu66** on Wed Nov 24, 2010 3:55 pm

The smilez are hiding from you. 'Cause you have too many stars!!

Why did I just do that? :shock:

by **RibZ** on Wed Nov 24, 2010 4:11 pm

You thought it would create a diversion.

What makes sno cones cold?

by **Kazu66** on Wed Nov 24, 2010 4:12 pm

My cold, dark thoughts.

Why does my cat stink?

by **RibZ** on Wed Nov 24, 2010 4:27 pm

It got into the horseradish.

What makes me think I can tap dance.

by **Kazu66** on Wed Nov 24, 2010 4:28 pm

Ur mom.

Are you a guy...or girl?

by **RibZ** on Wed Nov 24, 2010 4:38 pm

Yes.

Why does that goopy stuff form at the corners of my eyes?

by **Kazu66** on Wed Nov 24, 2010 4:54 pm

It's your body getting rid of your evilness.

Why do I live in a neighborhood full of douchbags?

by **RibZ** on Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:06 pm

So you have someone to laugh at.

Why does the dog think she can type?

by **Kazu66** on Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:08 pm

'Cause the dog is in fact CHUCKNORISS! :shock:

Why are my feet cold?

by **gargoylegoil** on Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:09 pm

Bad circulation

why does my nose run so much?

by **Kazu66** on Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:11 pm

It needs to loose some weight.

Why don't you go and play my new game?

by **RibZ** on Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:17 pm

Cuz I can't find my phonograph.

What keeps me inside on a night like this?

by **Kazu66** on Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:20 pm

God locked you in, remember?

Why not?

by **RibZ** on Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:27 pm

Cuz I said so. And that's final.

Who is calling me from that unknown number?

by **Kazu66** on Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:32 pm

Me. Hi there! :wave:

Why are cotton balls white?

by **RibZ** on Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:43 pm

Cuz if they were orange, they'd be called pumpkin balls.

What did I do with my conscience?

by **Kazu66** on Thu Nov 25, 2010 7:52 am

You chopped it up and fed it to your self esteem.

WHY THE HELL IS IT THANKSGIVING?!

by **Artemis22** on Thu Nov 25, 2010 9:11 am

BECAUSE IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS!! (happy thanksgiving, btw)

why do we eat turkeys on thanksgiving?

by **Kazu66** on Thu Nov 25, 2010 2:59 pm

Because the chickens are protesting.

Why do farts stink?

by **kate903** on Thu Nov 25, 2010 7:58 pm

xxParisJacksonFanxx wrote:^Answer: the answer to that would be Who, What, When, Where, Why, How.

What color is my underwear?.....

farts stink because Albert Einstein said so!

Why does my dog dig with her back legs?

by **gargoylegoil** on Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:18 am

kate903 wrote:
xxParisJacksonFanxx wrote:^Answer: the answer to that would be Who, What, When, Where, Why, How.

What color is my underwear?.....

farts stink because Albert Instien said so!

Why does my dog dig with her back legs?

That's Einstein

by **RibZ** on Fri Nov 26, 2010 1:44 pm

kate903 wrote:
xxParisJacksonFanxx wrote:^Answer: the answer to that would be Who, What, When, Where, Why, How.

What color is my underwear?.....

farts stink because Albert Einstein said so!

Why does my dog dig with her back legs?

They're the ones with the bionics in them.

Why are student loan companies so %$^&%$(*&% annoying?

by **gargoylegoil** on Fri Nov 26, 2010 1:46 pm

Because the students are annoying

Who the hell created the need for money?

by **RibZ** on Fri Nov 26, 2010 4:31 pm

Some genius who thought bartering was obsolete.

What makes sleep stop?

by **gargoylegoil** on Fri Nov 26, 2010 5:02 pm

waking up

who ever thought of using ice in drinks?

by **Kazu66** on Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:16 am

The ice man. :shock:

Why am I so tired...?

by **gargoylegoil** on Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:53 am

Not enough sleep

Why do we have hair on our heads?

by **gargoylegoil** on Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:58 am

Go start your own thread.......

by **Kazu66** on Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:59 am

So the scalp gnome won't eat our head.

Does the guy above me know how to play this game?

by **gargoylegoil** on Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:00 am

I doubt it

Do you think they are smart enough to start a thread?

by **Kazu66** on Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:02 am

Nope. I think he's a n00b!

You think he'll read what we're saying?

by **gargoylegoil** on Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:03 am

Maybe not

Do you think he CAN read?

by **Kazu66** on Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:08 am

>.>.................maybe..........maybe not.

Why aren't there strawberry cows?

by **gargoylegoil** on Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:09 am

Cuz not everyone likes strawberry milk

Why do sheep say BAA

by **Kazu66** on Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:11 am

They're trying to say "baaag"

Why can't it be Christmas tomorrow?

by **gargoylegoil** on Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:12 am

Because I don't want it this early

Why do want to rush it?

by **Kazu66** on Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:13 am

"Cause I want my prezies now!! :cheesy:

Who cut the cheese?

by **gargoylegoil** on Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:18 am

The mouse with the knife

Why was the pickle created

by **Kazu66** on Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:27 am

So you could come here and ask about it.

How can Chuck Norris slam a revolving door?

by **gargoylegoil** on Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:36 am

I'd say he can't

Why do humans pick their noses

by **Kazu66** on Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:39 am

Because it.....I don't know...good question...

Who is the electro gypsy?

by **kate903** on Sat Nov 27, 2010 6:36 pm

some one who is an expert on the eletric slide?!?

Why do humans want love?

by **Geist** on Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:01 pm

Because they're all not william control.

who's in the kitchen with dyna?