The Sarcasm Game

[TheSleepingRose]

The first person has to say/ask something dumb and the next person responds with sarcasm and then say/ask something dumb.
EX:
First Person: Does two plus two equal four?

Second Person: No, it equals ten.
Is this planet Earth?

Third Person: No, it's planet Venus.
Does a river have water?



And so forth. Lets start with the previous question:

Does a river have water?

[Cassidylynn]

No, it's full of monkey piss.

Do turtles really need shells?

[cap1015]

NO they don't really need them, they just use them so that we can't have them because they are stingy little bastards!

Do all donuts have to have holes in them?

[RibZ]

No. They have parallelograms in them.

Why aren't we supposed to wear white pants in winter?

[Xwikki]

It causes one to not realise the possibility of rain, thus ending in the result of looking like you have mistaken them for incontinence trousers.

What's the purpose of reading?

[RibZ]

To find out if you have the brains of an ape.

How do the planets stay in place?

[cap1015]

How could they not? It is simply siberian mathmatics with a touch a honey bacon peppercorns!

Why can only fools fall in love?

[Cassidylynn]

Because smart people have the intelligence to know you trampoline into love, you do not fall.

Why do we get runny noses when sick?

[cap1015]

Because if we got them when were well, no one would have sex with each other and then the population would deplete......geez loieezzzzzzzz easy peasy! ( just kidding)

If Lumberjacks cut down trees what do FlapJacks do?

[T.PEEPLES]

They're there to lift up cars!
What is this retards are us?

Why is every one infatuated with Twilight?

[RibZ]

on the tards comment.

People are obsessed with Twilight because they have no lives.

What makes Nicholas Cage think he can act?

[cap1015]

How do you know he's acting?

Why do women have to get their permant make-up re-done every year or so?

[RibZ]

Cuz they keep forgetting to take it off at night.

What makes ppl think they know how other ppl should live?

[shinygurl1475]

they're brains

how come vampires are pale?

[RibZ]

They have crappy makeup artists.

What makes skydiving such an adventure?

[enOcixelsyD]

The part where you hit the ground.

Why isn't this thread getting much attention?

[RibZ]

Cuz we're the only ones with enough brains to play.

Why is Stepbrothers such a crappy movie?

[enOcixelsyD]

Not enough tecticle rubbing on drumsets.

Why are people so greedy?

[RibZ]

^lol

They think it's a deadly sin.

Why do ppl eat liver?

[15inugirl15]

they tink its slimy steak
y is water blue?

[RibZ]

Cuz you're not really looking at it. You're only seeing what you think you see.

Why do hockey players lose so many teeth?

[enOcixelsyD]

Because their wives beat them up at home

Why does everything good in life end up dying?

[RibZ]

Cuz if it lived forever, it would get boring.

Why do ppl play WOW?

[capnfantastic]

because they have a life.

What are the first three digits of pi?

[RibZ]

Forefinger, ring finger, and thumb.

What makes the Bermuda Triangle special?

[NarutoUzumaki]

The popcorn there is real


Can cats fly?

[RibZ]

What cave have you been living in?

What is your least favorite drink?

[Sesshoumaru]

My least favourite drink is human blood.

Am I demon ?

[NarutoUzumaki]

No you are a pony

What is your favorite food?

[RibZ]

Whatever you are eating.

How do banks stay in business?

[Sesshoumaru]

By getting robbed and looted by bussiness men

Why saturn is having a ring around it ?

[RibZ]

They screwed up its paint job.

What makes google fun?

[mbh12]

They screwed up its paint job.

What makes google fun?

all the pornographic actresses it has ya puto

why dont women like muscular asian teens with a deep vooice and a mustcahe?

[ReachSpartanWithJetpack]

Because they're afraid that you're a stereotype, and can't drive them to a date.


Where do babies come from?

[shinygurl1475]

mars

why cant Dr. Suesse talk without rhyming?

[physco kid]

cuz he a retarded rhymer.

why ish dar spiders?