Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

by **Jon!** on Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:14 pm

Granted, but it's in your face

I wish i had self-cleaning windows

by **pennylane** on Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:24 pm

granted, the windows keep themselves sparkly clean, but the windows constantly squirt mud on everything else. so, you have clean windows but the rest of your house is a gushy brown mess.
i wish i didnt have to do SBA testing tomorow.

by **kerm1t** on Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:26 am

Granted, an anvil falls on your head while you're on the way there.

I wish I could get a GF who isn't totally crazy.

by **abbatude** on Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:30 pm

granted, but she is 9 feet tall and weighs 856 lbs.

i wish it was strawberry season.

by **pennylane** on Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:53 pm

granted, but the strawberries that grow are huge and so covered in chemicals they gain conciousness, turn into giant monsters, and try to take over the world!
i wish tomorow was friday

by **FritzsWoman21** on Thu May 20, 2010 6:05 am

Granted but then you lose everything

I wish i was part of the invincible sea :boogie:

by **animorphic_girl** on Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:31 pm

Granted but then it got too crowded with all the sea animals that never died.
I wish that I could turn invisible and never have to do my choresagain cause no one could see me

by **pennylane** on Sat Jun 05, 2010 9:55 am

granted, no one can see you. noone can detect your presence by sight. it is as if you are a ghost. for two days chores are but only an element of the once all too boring past, but then you literaly begin to fade away. you are no longer a part of the world you once new. you are only trillions of little microscopic cells. they are spread out across the universe. floating and drifting and slowly dying off one by one. as a whole you are no more.

i wish i was a lemur.

by **abbatude** on Sat Jun 12, 2010 11:30 pm

granted, but potchers cut off your tail and your name is not king jullian!!! (madagasscar)

i wish i could read peoples minds

by **pennylane** on Wed Jun 16, 2010 1:21 pm

abbatude wrote:granted, but potchers cut off your tail and your name is not king jullian!!!

what!!! no fair!

granted but you lose control of your own mind

i wish it was raining lemonade

by **Yoshi13** on Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:02 pm

Granted, but the lemonade rain runs out so they subsitute piss for the lemonade!

i wish i could go fishing and actually catch a big fish!!

by **RockPillow®** on Sat Jul 03, 2010 3:31 am

Granted, though you'll get mercury poisoning after eating it.

I wish every virus in the world didn't exist.

by **W. C.** on Fri Jul 23, 2010 6:26 am

Granted but then a lot less people will die and then the world will become overpopulated and you'll all starve to death.

I wish for everyone to accept each others differences.

by **daydreamer123** on Sat Jul 24, 2010 7:50 am

Granted but when the police officers accepted the crimanals they were let out of there cells making total chaos in the world and they cant be arrested when they're accepted.

I wish i'll never get sick again

by **W. C.** on Sat Jul 24, 2010 8:31 am

Granted but then there will be a disease that is horribly contagious and has a 100% chance of death if you get it, everyone but you gets it and it leaves you the last man/woman on earth.

I wish I had an ego waffle.

by **daydreamer123** on Sat Jul 24, 2010 9:31 am

what's an ego waffle?

by **W. C.** on Sun Jul 25, 2010 1:49 am

whoops I meant Eggo waffle. and if you still don't know what that is its a frozen waffle.

by **Artemis22** on Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:36 am

granted. But you choke on it and die

I wish for world peace!!!

by **RockPillow®** on Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:59 pm

Granted, but then everybody will become hippies and public nudity will soar up by 743% of what it is now.

I wish for a new pen.

by **talitha** on Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:09 am

Granted, but your pig is too big for it.....

I wish I didn't have insomnia.....

by **Artemis22** on Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:47 pm

granted, but now you cant ever wake up :shock:

i wish for bacon

by **eembuc** on Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:28 pm

you buy fresh bacon from a butcher, but on your way home you get lost and end of in the wild. you don't have a way to cook the bacon, but a after a while you starve so you eat the bacon raw. the next morning you get horribly sick and slowly die for in a month.

yeah i know i'm mean and crazy (and sick. lol).

I wish I could :whistling:

(actually i can but i wanted to use a smiley for my wish)

by **cap1015** on Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:36 pm

Your wish is granted and your are the worlds best whistler, however you can only whistle during sex, and sex instantly causes you to whistle..after a while all of your sex partners refuse because of the whislting, so now ever knows you are having self love when they hear you whistling..........LOL

as you say I know i"m sick and twisted hahahhahaha

I wish I could ride a unicycle.

by **eembuc** on Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:14 pm

after 10 years you finally learn how to ride one. you buy a new unicycle that was super expensive and cost all your money. everything blows up except for you and a bunch of other ppl.

i wish that i didn't live in china.

by **cap1015** on Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:52 pm

Poof you now live on an island off the coast of South America, except that it only is inhabited by people formally living in China and they only speak chinese and you only get chinese TV/newspapers/food.........

I wish I could be invisible when I want to.

by **Artemis22** on Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:59 pm

granted, but your invisibility malfunctions, and you can never be visible again. Now everyone thinks ur a ghost

I wish i wasnt bored

by **eembuc** on Wed Aug 04, 2010 3:18 am

You get murdered. If you're dead, how can you be bored?

I wish I was a cat.

by **Artemis22** on Wed Aug 04, 2010 4:24 am

granted, but you are captured by the pound and "humanely" euthanized.

i wish it was december

by **TheSleepingRose** on Tue Oct 05, 2010 6:35 pm

^ granted, but now you skip months every two days.

I wish that nothing horrible can happen to my wishes. :lol:

by **flame wing** on Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:16 am

granted. but something annoying happens to your wishes. (You said horrible but now they are just annoying.)

i wish i was a guy who was popular, had cool hair, handsome and great at sports and lived a very happy life where ever i am.

by **RibZ** on Fri Oct 08, 2010 4:51 pm

You can have all of that. Too bad you live in a walk in freezer with no way out.

I wish I had the money to get my teeth fixed.

by **Artemis22** on Fri Oct 08, 2010 4:54 pm

Granted, but while you are getting your teeth fixed, the dentist inexplicably collapses and makes your teeth 10 % worse than before

I wish everyone would shut up, because I have a huge headache. :drool:

by **RibZ** on Fri Oct 08, 2010 5:01 pm

They do- due to your sensory cortex becoming inexplicably absent.

I wish the yard would rake itself.

by **Artemis22** on Fri Oct 08, 2010 5:15 pm

Granted, however the leaves begin falling at a rate 10% higher than usual and the yard gets sick of doing all of your work and goes on strike.

I wish my parents weren't so annoying.

by **RibZ** on Fri Oct 08, 2010 5:19 pm

LOL. So now i don't have a yard... :cabbagepatch:

They aren't annoying, cuz they took off on vacation and didn't even bother telling you.

I wish I could get rid of this pain in my ear.

by **Artemis22** on Fri Oct 08, 2010 5:20 pm

Granted, but it is replaced with an even worse pain in your other ear

I wish I had unlimited money.

by **RibZ** on Fri Oct 08, 2010 5:28 pm

You do. Now you have to pay for everything in rubles.

I wish I was watching Nightmare Before Christmas.

by **TheSleepingRose** on Sat Oct 09, 2010 7:29 am

^ granted but while you were watching the movie, your tv explodes.

I wish I had more friends...

by **RibZ** on Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:37 pm

You have all the friends you can stand. Too bad they all hate each other and expect you to do the same.

I wish I had a pair of shower shoes that wash my feet for me.

by **hidden soldier** on Sun Oct 24, 2010 1:57 pm

GRANTED, NOW THEY WON'T COME OFF AND YOU HAVE TO GO EVERYWHERE WITH THEM.

I WISH I DID NOT HAVE TO STUDY TO MAKE GOOD GRADES IN COLLEGE

by **RibZ** on Sun Oct 24, 2010 4:09 pm

You get the grades without the studying. Too bad the other students report you for cheating.

I wish I knew how to rewrite my story and make it work.

by **hidden soldier** on Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:17 pm

granted, now you just have to cut the dogs stomach open to retrieve it.

i wish i could read womens thoughts

by **RibZ** on Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:17 pm

You can. We are all thinking Dream Moods...Dream Moods...Dream Moods

I wish I could get full.

by **hidden soldier** on Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:50 pm

You are, you still can't stop eating. Have fun exploding.

I wish my car cleaned itself.

by **RibZ** on Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:37 am

It does by going through the car wash with the windows open.

I wish I hadn't spent two and a half hours at the eye doctor yesterday.

by **beautifuldreamer928** on Sat Oct 30, 2010 6:12 pm

you decide to skip your next eye doctor appointment and you go blind!

I wish........ I wish i knew what to wish for xP

by **hidden soldier** on Sat Oct 30, 2010 9:01 pm

You do and it is the perfect wish; however, it gets horribly corrupeted almost instantly.

I wish my hair was longer?

by **heatherharmon** on Sun Oct 31, 2010 12:33 am

granted but it will be all frizz

i wish you would get mad at me

by **beautifuldreamer928** on Sun Oct 31, 2010 2:50 pm

granted but so does everyone else ^-^

I wish that i had a boyfriend

by **Ironor** on Sun Oct 31, 2010 4:07 pm

Granted, but he's a creepy old man rotting in your room.

I wish I had better social skills...