ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Website · by **Tazzicus** on Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:26 am

Under your face.. Burn!

Why are they called fingers? They don't exactly fing.

by **pennylane** on Thu Mar 11, 2010 7:42 pm

A: how do you know fingers cant fing, if fing isnt even a word?
Q: why is it neccessary for our hearts to beat? :heart:

by **Yoshi13** on Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:03 pm

because if our peepee's and our vajayjays thumped the human race would end because it would be hard to make babIES LOlOLoLOlLolololoLOoOlLOOoL

nevsognirwogbiohrbvuinviuew what does that mean in cyber-torretesinese?

by **pennylane** on Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:10 pm

A: it means your a moron with a perverted mind
Q: when was the first human being born?

by **weirdxdreamer5** on Sun Apr 18, 2010 12:34 pm

we all lost track.

why is red called red and blue called blue?

by **Nostalgic** on Sun Apr 18, 2010 2:07 pm

Because violets are purple,

Where am I?

by **xxParisJacksonFanxx** on Sun Apr 18, 2010 2:31 pm

^Answer: The tree over there, to the left!

Question: What does "English" mean in English?

by **pennylane** on Sun Apr 18, 2010 6:46 pm

A: the language you speak when your not speaking any other language that exsists out there
Q: how come we cant turn blue like a chameleon can without losing oxygen or going out in subtempatures without wearing any clothes?

by **Dreamyzoe** on Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:56 pm

A. Because we can't.
Q. Why does Justin Beiber sing like a girl?

by **pennylane** on Thu Apr 29, 2010 3:40 pm

A; maybe hes actually a she
Q: how many stars are in the sky?

Website · by **Tazzicus** on Thu Apr 29, 2010 4:07 pm

42

Why do we sneeze?

by **pennylane** on Sat May 01, 2010 9:18 am

A: because pollen and dust are meanie heads
Q: who took a cookie from the cookie jar?

by **IntheStars** on Sat May 01, 2010 9:24 am

My face

Why can't I think of a stupid question even though I am?

by **hiheyhello97** on Sat May 01, 2010 5:08 pm

because ur stupid.

Why do people die? :?:

by **hiheyhello97** on Sat May 01, 2010 5:11 pm

the cookie monster took the cookie from the cookie jar.

why do people get nervous? :blockhead:

by **pennylane** on Wed May 05, 2010 7:44 pm

A: because now a days we are constantly being watched, cameras are everywhere! there is no such thing as privacy any more! :shock:

Q: Which Beatle band member is your favorite? or if you dont like the Beatles, why dont you like them?

by ***~*Isis*~*** on Thu May 06, 2010 4:42 pm

The invisible one with the harpsichord. Not that I don't like the Beatles, I'm just not crazy about them. John Lennon reminds me of Donnie.

Why is mud brown?... :drool:

by **pennylane** on Thu May 06, 2010 6:41 pm

Paul McCartney is my favorite

A:because if it were purple then it would be grape jelly, and the whole world would be sticky
Q: Do you know who Nicolaus Copernicus was?

by ***~*Isis*~*** on Thu May 06, 2010 7:13 pm

One of those guys Paula Cole mentioned in her song.

Where did Muppets come from?...

by **Bubbydoll** on Sat May 08, 2010 11:52 pm

Orca whales.

Why don't they make jello pillows?

by **pennylane** on Sat May 15, 2010 11:28 am

A: because then children would never fall asleep, they would spend the whole night eating their pillow and getting a sugar high.
Q: :eat:

what kind of cereal is this little yellow dude eating?

by **hiheyhello97** on Sun May 16, 2010 2:36 pm

organic crap from the healthy eating store.
why do people die?

by **IntheStars** on Sun May 16, 2010 2:44 pm

Because they live.

Why do people love ice cream?

Website · by **Tazzicus** on Sun May 16, 2010 9:43 pm

Because its a creamier version of ice.

Why is water clear?

by **Cassidylynn** on Mon May 17, 2010 11:32 pm

So you know it isn't pee. lol

Why do we have hair?

by **Periwinkle** on Tue May 18, 2010 1:51 am

A. Because if we run out of food, we have a back-up plan.
Q. Why do cats go in litter boxes?

by **hiheyhello97** on Thu May 20, 2010 5:23 pm

becaue there aint a sandbox nearby.
how come we dont remember being born? :baby:

by **pennylane** on Sat May 22, 2010 9:35 pm

A: maybe we just dont want to remember
Q: what is the difference between a kiwi and a mango?

by **animorphic_girl** on Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:14 pm

answer: it depends on what you are on
Question: why do we have to wear clothing?

by **nicco99** on Sat Jun 05, 2010 8:45 am

you dont have to......it's just the way you were brought up...

why is the world round and not flat?

by **Xwikki** on Sat Jun 05, 2010 8:48 am

God needed to store his farts somewhere. :shock:

Who killed Kenny>?

by **nicco99** on Sat Jun 05, 2010 9:10 am

the narrarator person thingo...

why does kenny die?

by **pennylane** on Sat Jun 05, 2010 10:09 am

A: because he is the quiet one, but dont worry, most times he comes back to life in the next episode. (only to die again)
Q: why are people so stupid? :drool:

by **nicco99** on Sat Jun 05, 2010 10:35 pm

becasue you the only one who thinks with your ass....

whats the answer to my question?

by **FebruaryRose** on Sun Jun 06, 2010 1:01 pm

A: 27!

Q: How do the fireflies sleep?

Website · by **Tazzicus** on Mon Jun 07, 2010 2:43 pm

In the fire. How else would the flies get their name?

Why don't we live on Jupiter?

by **pennylane** on Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:47 am

A: because then we would all be stupider :drool:

Q: if you could meet any historical figure that ever lived, who would you want to meet?

by **gargoylegoil** on Mon Jun 21, 2010 1:42 pm

A: Jesus
Q: Why do people say "huh" when they heard you anyway?

by **RockPillow®** on Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:58 am

whu?

How do you express yourself in church?

by **Yoshi13** on Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:48 pm

A) By doing nothing, express yourself in church by not expressing yourself

Q) Why do fish jump out of the water if they cant breathe air?

by **RockPillow®** on Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:09 am

idk maybe they want to catch a pelican before they get caught by the pelican.

What makes lemonade so perfect in the summer?

by **W. C.** on Fri Jul 23, 2010 6:32 am

Your Mother.

Why is anything , anything?

by **gargoylegoil** on Sat Jul 24, 2010 8:46 pm

Cuz it is what it is... :lol:

Why do men like the smell of their own gas?

by **W. C.** on Sun Jul 25, 2010 1:53 am

Because we can taste what we ate earlier in our farts. JK

Why is Russia so big?

by **light.born.army** on Sun Jul 25, 2010 10:26 am

So that all the drunk peeps never fall off.

Why are all the stop signs red?

by **pennylane** on Mon Jul 26, 2010 2:34 pm

A: because if they were transparent, then the signs would be completely useless, and mortality rates would be much higher than they are now.
Q: Why arent stop signs blue? Dogs and cats cant really see the color red. shouldnt we think about them, and besides that, blue is just an awsome color!
8-)

Website · by **Tazzicus** on Tue Jul 27, 2010 3:42 pm

42 because it rhymes with blue.

Why do we have fingernails?

by **talitha** on Tue Jul 27, 2010 7:59 pm

A because our hands would look funny without them.

Q What is 1 plus 1?

by **RockPillow®** on Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:05 am

A) two ones.

Q) Why do bindle stiffs need all of those things in their bindles?

by **talitha** on Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:29 am

A: to keep their bindles stiff?

Q: What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?