The Wish Game

by **RibZ** on Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:41 pm

You can, but you wake up 15 days later in the hospital.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

by **MandaPantz13** on Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:36 pm

Your not hungry anymore but u never become hungry ever again, even tho ur body needs food and slowly starts to waste away.

i wish i wish i didnt catch that fish!!

nah jokes had to throw that in there.

i wish that the gillies range was open so i can go say goodbye to all the ppl who are moving while im in darwin

and that i dont get stuck up there n miss my flight.

by **Phoenix** on Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:41 pm

Its open but you dont have to say goodbye cause they are going to Darwin with you!!

I wish for a bike, so I could ride all over town

by **MandaPantz13** on Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:22 am

you have a bike, but it has no wheels.

I wish i had red fanta n skittles...i feel like dancing crazy like!

by **Phoenix** on Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:36 am

You have your red fanta and skittles, but all the good dance clubs got shut down for the night.

I wish I was nice and toasty warm instead of freezing my butt off in this cold wet town.

by **Noire** on Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:52 pm

You find yourself roasting above a fire with no way down.

I wish I didn't have to move away from Ross

by **RibZ** on Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:12 pm

You don't, now Ross moves away from you. :cry:

I wish my shower would clean itself.

by **nicoleanddaniellebffl** on Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:37 am

your shower cleans itself how handy but now it wont clean you only dirty water comes out

i wish i wasnt so tired

by **Phoenix** on Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:41 am

you now have a lovely case of insomnia!

I wish that i could get a full ride scolarship 4 next year

by **RibZ** on Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:23 am

You can, but only if you study proctology.

I wish my hamstring wasn't sore.

by **Phoenix** on Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:25 pm

LOL I dont even know what proctology is hehe.

Your hamstring isnt sore... because your soaking in a hot tub filled with jello and your whole body is numb from the tequilla used to make the jello.

I wish that someone.. anyone... could make me laugh today.

by **0-TheFool** on Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:36 pm

I think you deserve the laugh without any consequences, so you do laugh, and it is awesome

I wish I knew what I was doing

by **WOLFPACK123** on Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:48 pm

U BECOME ULTIMATELY WISE BUT GET ALTIMERS DISEASE

I WISH I CUD GET MY NEW PHONE OR TATOO

by **Phoenix** on Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:49 pm

Oh the fool, I think I could love you!

That at least made me smile.. still going for a gut busting laugh though!

You know what you're doing, but you stop and ask yourself WHY?!?!?!

I wish for a toe curling mouth watering erotic tingling mind numbing KISS!

by **WOLFPACK123** on Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:07 pm

I KISS U N BITE UR LOWER LIP SO HARD I BUST U OPEN N CNT KISS ANYONE FOR ANOTHER YEAR SO IT HEALS PROPERLY.ENJOY THE YEAR HAHA

by **nicoleanddaniellebffl** on Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:45 am

hahaha where is ur wish????

by **Pyrocensored** on Fri Jan 16, 2009 10:37 pm

I wish WolfPack123 had a wish

by **nicoleanddaniellebffl** on Sat Jan 17, 2009 12:23 am

WolfPack123 has a wish but no one gets to know what it is lol

i wish i had a beer right now or some kind of drink :cheers:

by **Phoenix** on Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:06 am

WOLFPACK123 wrote:I KISS U N BITE UR LOWER LIP SO HARD I BUST U OPEN N CNT KISS ANYONE FOR ANOTHER YEAR SO IT HEALS PROPERLY.ENJOY THE YEAR HAHA

mmmm now that was a kiss that could last any girl an entire year!! ::::big wicked grin:::::

Cracks open a bottle of your favorite brew and serves it to ya. Here you go sweetie, nice and cold

I wish my mouth would heal faster so I could properly thank wolfpack for that kiss :::evil grin::::

by **Pyrocensored** on Sat Jan 17, 2009 7:22 pm

Your mouth is healed, but your hands are broken... :banghead:

_____

I wish could fly

(its all i could come up with)

by **Phoenix** on Sat Jan 17, 2009 7:35 pm

I dont need my hands, lol! ::properly thanks wolfpack, hehehe:::

I wish for a strawberry marguarita

by **Pyrocensored** on Sat Jan 17, 2009 9:23 pm

You have your strawberry margereta :cheers:

, however you forgot that your a real lightweight, and get hammered off of it . :goldblob:

I wish people would learn how to have sex when theyre sober...

by **Phoenix** on Sat Jan 17, 2009 9:38 pm

lol not in real life, I could drink most people under the table

You realize that people do have sex when they are sober, but they want you to love them when they are sober.

I wish guys knew what they wanted and how to articulate it!

by **Pyrocensored** on Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:21 am

They can, but theyre either taken or gay (which works well in my case, lol)

While were on the drinking topic, I wish there were better drinking games.

by **nicoleanddaniellebffl** on Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:28 am

you get better drinking games but run out of stuff to drink

i wish i could be at a party instead of work ugh

by **Pyrocensored** on Sun Jan 18, 2009 2:27 am

You get fired from your job, so you now have all the time in the world... just no beer money.

...I wish I had an emoticon that always said what I wanted it to...

by **marchnicolel** on Sun Jan 18, 2009 2:40 am

you have an emoticon that says whatever u want it to, but only u can c it.

i wish i could find a job that pays 20 bucks an hour.

by **Phoenix** on Sun Jan 18, 2009 3:12 am

u have a job that pays 20 bucks an hour.. oh and theres the doorbell, your next john is at the door.

I wish for one night of complete, perfect satisfaction that makes up for not being satisfied for the last 3 years.

by **RibZ** on Sun Jan 18, 2009 12:29 pm

You get it, but the amnesia that follows makes it disappear.

I wish I had a coffee IV.

by **Pyrocensored** on Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:20 pm

you do, but its decaf...

I wish decaf coffee didnt exist, and the inventor of it gets shot.

by **Phoenix** on Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:22 pm

damned amnesia, lol. You get your coffee IV, but everyone else wants it too and it gets stolen after the first day you have it.

I wish the guy that had been sending me erotic texts until 1 am this morning had been Armando lol.

by **RibZ** on Sun Jan 18, 2009 7:04 pm

It was Armando, but he was being forced by some dude holding a gun.

I wish peanut butter didn't cause salmonella.

by **Pyrocensored** on Sun Jan 18, 2009 7:36 pm

Peanut Butter doesn't cause salmonella, instead it causes AIDS.

I wish shenanigans was used more commonly in everyday life...

by **0-TheFool** on Sun Jan 18, 2009 9:22 pm

Shenanigans is used daily, but only when it doesn't make sense to use it... (which to me sounds even better!)

I wish I had some more courage

by **Pyrocensored** on Sun Jan 18, 2009 9:58 pm

Youve had courage all along. now if you only had a brain... :dummy"

(for those of you who didnt get it, that was the wizard of oz)

I wish I could lose 10 lbs...

by **0-TheFool** on Sun Jan 18, 2009 10:53 pm

You lose ten pounds, but then you have to buy all new clothes

I wish my camera was charged

by **Pyrocensored** on Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:02 am

Its charged, but on it you find pictures of a drunken you from last night doing things youd never imagine with old guys...

I wish I didnt have to wear clothes

by **marchnicolel** on Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:36 am

you dont have to wear clothes anymore but everyone is disgusted by the sight of ur nakedness.

i wish everything in the world was free!

by **nicoleanddaniellebffl** on Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:43 am

lmao ewww naked hahahhahahah

everything in the world becomes free but we run out of food and people start eating eachother!

i wish i was in bed (mayyyyyybe with a hot guy 2 added bonus) :cabbagepatch:

by **Pyrocensored** on Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:51 am

youre in bed, but the two hot guys are gay, and show no intrest

I wish that :tongue:

could be

so that

could easily mix with :baby:

so in all, youd get :cheers:

?

by **nicoleanddaniellebffl** on Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:02 am

ok huh???? :rofl:

by **Phoenix** on Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:26 am

Yeah I'm having some trouble translating too but i think it has something to do with sex and getting drunk and hammered. you get your wish- but you also wind up with twins 9 months later,hehehe!

I wish for inspiration and humor to motivate me to be truly creative tonight with my writing.

by **Pyrocensored** on Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:40 am

What else am I here for? keep the fun coming :goldblob:

I wish I never had to sleep (but still had dreams tho...)

by **Phoenix** on Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:45 am

wish granted! you dont ever have to sleep, and can't sleep in fact. And while you do still manage to "dream" the only one you can ever dream about is me!

I wish I was at the club right now playing pool with my friends and didnt have to get all this school work stuff done that I keep procrastinating on.

by **Pyrocensored** on Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:21 am

Granted, but now that I never sleep and cant stop dreaming about you, I have no other option but to send you erotic texts the entire time

I wish I had the lotion :lol:

by **Phoenix** on Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:29 am

::sets phone on vibrate and puts it in just the right spot::: :evil:

Wish granted, you have the lotion... now what are you going to do with it ? hmm?

I wish I wasn't in such a goosey mood right now. lol... I should have stayed the night at my friends house again instead of coming home to my mamona husband.

by **Pyrocensored** on Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:11 am

good question...

what do you WANT me to do with the lotion?

by **Phoenix** on Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:13 am

That depends... what scent is it? :whistling:

by **Pyrocensored** on Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:16 am

ive got strawberry, cherry, chocolate, mocha, grape, vanilla, and hazelnut.

by **Phoenix** on Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:26 am

:::::oohhhh boy:::::: I'll take the strawberry thank you very much