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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Phoenix on Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:25 pm

::I'm a cold hearted snake.. look into my eyesssss... LOL

Your family has a safe move to the big smoke, but now they all smell like beef jerky.

I wish my "Armando" would surprise me with a visit just like I keep dreaming he does, and tell me everything I want to hear.. he's single, he wants me as much as I want him... then takes me away to a beautiful cabin on a lake somewhere where we finish what we started 10 years ago. :::evil grin::::
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby RibZ on Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:47 am

You and Armando live happily ever...for twenty seconds.

I wish I could wake up.
I'm confused. Stop talking.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby 0-TheFool on Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:31 pm

You are a wake, but everyone else in the world is asleep

I wish I had some food! Mmmm...
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Noire on Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:54 pm

You have a box of food, but it's locked and you can't get near it.


I wish I didn't have any exams to do this month.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby barberchk on Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:42 pm

you wont cuz youve done all of them already. :geek:

i wish my ex boyfriend came back already. :heartpump:
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Light09 on Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:05 pm

Your ex-boyfriend comes back but is gay.

I wish I had my own working car that isn't gay looking to visit my girlfriend. (I know it's still corruptible, just want ya to use your imagination)
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Phoenix on Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:51 pm

Light09 wrote:Your ex-boyfriend comes back but is gay.

I wish I had my own working car that isn't gay looking to visit my girlfriend. (I know it's still corruptible, just want ya to use your imagination)


Your car isnt gay looking and it works great- in fact, you now own a bright red fire engine ferrari. Problem is, you are now FLAMING gay and no longer interested in your girlfriend. But never fear, because your girlfriend just informed you she is going to go BACK to being a HE. The surgery is next week.

I wish my town WONT flood!! :( (Noah is predicting phase 4 flooding for my area by thursday afternoon)
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby marchnicolel on Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:55 pm

your town doesnt flood but it never rains again and there is no food anywhere.


i wish that i could know if my husband and i will split and still remain friends.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Phoenix on Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:04 pm

You know that the first 5 years you will have a hard time speaking to each other with any civility but after that you two will be able to be friends again.

I wish I didnt have blisters on the bottom of my feet!!
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby 0-TheFool on Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:25 pm

You don't have blisters because you don't have feet!

I wish I had some more free time to read
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Phoenix on Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:31 pm

As long as I can have wings, who needs feet, hehe!

You have plenty of time to read but all the books are written in Greek.

I wish I could have a walk on role in the Heroes TV show.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby 0-TheFool on Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:36 pm

You do but you play a character that kills your favorite character

I wish I knew Greek ;)
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Phoenix on Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:39 pm

Oh no, not Sylar!!! lol!

You can speak greek but everyone else speaks spanish

I wish I was in a hot tub in CA with my soulmate
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby nicoleanddaniellebffl on Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:22 am

u have a hot tub filled with cold water lol brrrr 8-)


i wish i had a man that treated me right :geek:
I am protected by your might,
O gracious Goddess, day and night.


Hoof and horn, hoof and horn, all that dies shall be reborn
Corn and grain, corn and grain,
All that falls shall rise again.

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Re: The Wish Game

Postby 0-TheFool on Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:26 am

Phoenix wrote:Oh no, not Sylar!!! lol!

You can speak greek but everyone else speaks spanish

I wish I was in a hot tub in CA with my soulmate

Poo, just when I thought I was done with spanish. And Sylar is pretty awesome :)

nicoleanddaniellebffl wrote:u have a hot tub filled with cold water lol brrrr 8-)


i wish i had a man that treated me right :geek:

You do but only you can see him

I wish my computer would stop freezing
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Phoenix on Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:31 am

A hot tub filled with cold water in CA? heh we will keep each other warm! muahahaha!

Your computer stops freezing and just plain dies. but then the next day you realize you just won the lottery so who gives a damn.

I wish for another really erotic realistic dream about Armando again tonight... god i need to get laid lol
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby nicoleanddaniellebffl on Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:31 am

it stops and then u get a virus


i wish i wasnt at work
I am protected by your might,
O gracious Goddess, day and night.


Hoof and horn, hoof and horn, all that dies shall be reborn
Corn and grain, corn and grain,
All that falls shall rise again.

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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Phoenix on Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:07 am

LOL u got out of order.. does this mean I get my wish without repercussions? weeee!!!

You are not really at work.. the place you are trapped in is really HELL!!!! but if you sweet talk the devil (your boss) he/she/it will let you leave early if you sell him Santa clause's immortal soul.

I wish we were all (everyone playing this goofy game) RICH and able to choose 5 things off of our to do list and be able to do them tomorrow!
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby nicoleanddaniellebffl on Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:10 am

we all get 5 things taken off of our list but then had 100 things to do 2mar.... :( yuck!



i wish i could have crazy sex with a hot man who isnt a dirt bag :clap: :rofl:
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Hoof and horn, hoof and horn, all that dies shall be reborn
Corn and grain, corn and grain,
All that falls shall rise again.

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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Phoenix on Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:46 am

nicoleanddaniellebffl wrote:we all get 5 things taken off of our list but then had 100 things to do 2mar.... :( yuck!



i wish i could have crazy sex with a hot man who isnt a dirt bag :clap: :rofl:


Its all about priorities!! to hell with the other 95 things on the list, and lets put the crazy sex with hot man who isnt a dirt bag at the top of the list!!!

WISH GRANTED!!! lol. No repercussions, just get exactly what you wanted :)

I wish for the same thing!!! but the name of my hot man is "Armando" lol
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby MandaPantz13 on Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:08 am

wish granted no reporcussions as long as i get my ex back in one piece!! :D (and still deeply in love with me) :blowingkisses:
So while you're outside looking, describing what you see. Remember what you're staring at is me.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Phoenix on Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:15 am

LOL WISH GRANTED!!! And to top it off, the sex is better than ever before, and he cooks you breakfast every morning!

I wish we could all make our best dreams and fantasies come to life and be real!! hehe we are on a roll :)
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby nicoleanddaniellebffl on Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:14 am

you make everyones dreams come true but some wishes turn out to be bad and the world ends (lol) :shock:




i wish i could get a big hug....(from a hottie no nastys lol) :excited: :excited: :blowingkisses:
I am protected by your might,
O gracious Goddess, day and night.


Hoof and horn, hoof and horn, all that dies shall be reborn
Corn and grain, corn and grain,
All that falls shall rise again.

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Re: The Wish Game

Postby 0-TheFool on Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:19 pm

You get a bit hug from a hottie but thats the only time you ever see him

I wish it would snow instead of being cold for no reason
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Phoenix on Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:38 pm

It snows, four feet but then it melts too fast and your whole town winds up under water like me lol!

I wish my friend's beef jerky would hurry up and get done because it smells really GOOD!
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby marchnicolel on Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:04 pm

The beef jerky is done but it is so hard u cant eat it :hurl:

I wish the job situation was fixed and everyone was back to work.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Phoenix on Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:41 pm

U dont know my friends jerky, she says. it will be yummy.

The job situation is fixed, but all ya earn is minimum wage.

I wish i didnt have blisters on the bottom of my feet! ouch!
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby marchnicolel on Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:29 am

u dont have blisters on your feet but now they are on your tongue! double ouch! :(

i wish that i wasnt so tired.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby MandaPantz13 on Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:32 am

The blisters moved to ur butt n now u cant sit down.

I wish he would talk to me honestly and truthfully without hurt
So while you're outside looking, describing what you see. Remember what you're staring at is me.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby 0-TheFool on Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:08 am

He talks to you honestly but its in a language you don't understand

I wish I didn't have a headache
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Phoenix on Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:05 am

You don't have a headache but now you have the blisters that were on my tongue and butt.

I wish for an email from my "Armando" :)
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby nicoleanddaniellebffl on Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:13 am

you get and email but all it says is hi .....



i wish i could have a beer and not be at work!
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Hoof and horn, hoof and horn, all that dies shall be reborn
Corn and grain, corn and grain,
All that falls shall rise again.

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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Phoenix on Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:34 am

LOL that would be fine if all it said was "Hi" he has the sexiest way of saying hello;)

Your boss approaches you and says "Lets get the hell outta here and go get a beer"

I wish I had one of those leather outfits that Zena the warrior princess wore on that old TV show.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby 0-TheFool on Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:50 pm

You have one of those outfits, but its all you ever wear

I wish had more time for break
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Phoenix on Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:08 pm

LOL that would be interesting wouldnt it?

You have plenty of time for a break now but but you're bored.

I wish I could win the lottery jackpot so I can get the heck outta this drowning state
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby MandaPantz13 on Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:18 pm

You win the lottery but its 5th division and all you get is $50 nawww

I wish that i could play the guitar
So while you're outside looking, describing what you see. Remember what you're staring at is me.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby 0-TheFool on Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:19 am

You can play the guitar but it isn't loud enough for anyone to hear

I wish for a warm coat :)
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Phoenix on Fri Jan 09, 2009 5:14 am

You have a full length very warm mink coat, but peta activists spray paint you when your wearing it

I wish I was at a dance club tonight dancing my ass off
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby MandaPantz13 on Sat Jan 10, 2009 3:03 am

Wish granted but the only ppl to dance with are really old creepy ugly guys who just love to try n dirty dance with you.

I wish my hangover would go away
So while you're outside looking, describing what you see. Remember what you're staring at is me.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Phoenix on Sat Jan 10, 2009 3:38 am

Your hangover goes away but then you realize you had unprotected sex last night.

I wish for some privacy tonight so I can break in the belated christmas present i just got today ;)
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby MandaPantz13 on Sat Jan 10, 2009 4:26 am

you have privacy, but the power goes out n u cant see the presant.

i wish i didnt over think everything
So while you're outside looking, describing what you see. Remember what you're staring at is me.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Phoenix on Sat Jan 10, 2009 3:53 pm

LOL this kind of present doesnt need to be SEEN, it just vibrates lol.

Wish granted, you dont over think anything- but now you dont think about things at all and are too impulsive.

I wish my daughter was potty trained!!
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby MandaPantz13 on Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:55 pm

Wish granted but now she will only go in one toliet ever. good luck going on holidays.

I wish that this month was over already and i was home from darwin.
So while you're outside looking, describing what you see. Remember what you're staring at is me.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby 0-TheFool on Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:06 pm

You are home :) , but you never leave again

I wish for a new light bulb for my lamp
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Phoenix on Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:14 pm

You have a new lightbulb for your lamp but its so powerful it never turns off.

I wish I had the motivation to do my homework lol
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby jojo27 on Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:57 am

granted but you now cant write in any language so it cant be done

I wish I had loads of crisps here so i didnt have to go the shop
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Phoenix on Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:32 pm

Granted, you have all the crisps you could possibly want but now you are sick of them.

I wish I could hear Armando's voice tonight.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby RibZ on Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:41 am

You can, but only when he is yelling about the periodic table of elements.

I wish I didn't have to drive today.
I'm confused. Stop talking.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Phoenix on Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:11 pm

LOL I'm not picky ;)

You don't have to drive today, jeeves has arrived in the stretch limo out front to take you wherever you need to go. Too bad he doesn't understand english and only drives you to the airport and back.

I wish I could stay home from school today and just work on my book in peace.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Noire on Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:37 pm

Snow day!! But the heating's broken down D:



I wish I could get to bed earlier!
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