The Wish Game

by **Phoenix** on Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:24 am

You can sleep, but spend every night having erotic dreams about a women that spontaneously combusts when she has an orgasam.

I wish I had a three headed dog named fluffy.

by **Smiley Lord** on Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:37 am

You do, but each of his three heads speaks constantly in a different, extremely annoying human voice.

I wish to be a pirate ninja. :rawr:

by **RibZ** on Mon Dec 22, 2008 12:40 pm

You are, but you can't get underlings cuz they think you aren't serious about pirating.

I wish Heroes was on tonight.

by **Phoenix** on Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:56 am

RibZ wrote:You are, but you can't get underlings cuz they think you aren't serious about pirating.

I wish Heroes was on tonight.

It's not on, but Hayden Pantierre (sp) shows up at your house with a DVD of all the latest episodes and a bag of popcorn.

I wish i was slow dancing with the man of my dreams in a dimly lit, club.

by **RibZ** on Tue Dec 23, 2008 9:56 am

You are, but he is clumsy and sprains his ankle, so a trip to the ER instead of more romance. :crying:

I wish my hubby's arm would be ok.

by **Smiley Lord** on Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:18 pm

It is, because he got a new robot arm.

I wish to take over the world.

by **rebeki0anime** on Tue Dec 23, 2008 5:28 pm

Congratulations! you take a card and it says over the world! (take over the world ?

)

i wish i could have a death note to kill my enimies!

by **Phoenix** on Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:05 pm

You get the death note that kills your enemies, but they are all walking zombies now.

I wish I could spend two weeks on a warm european beach with all my friends!

by **RibZ** on Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:53 am

You can, but only after the nuclear holocaust.

I wish I had the interest to do Qigong.

by **Smiley Lord** on Fri Dec 26, 2008 1:02 pm

You have the interest, but forgot what Qigong is.

I wish all clowns would spontaniously combust. :loony:

by **Phoenix** on Fri Dec 26, 2008 3:44 pm

Smiley Lord wrote:You have the interest, but forgot what Qigong is.

I wish all clowns would spontaniously combust.

All the clowns do spontaniously combust in a violent explosion of blood guts and gore like something out of a stephen king novel. Now your job is to clean up the mess! LOL I hate clowns too!

I wish I had prime rib for dinner last night instead of turkey.

by **RibZ** on Fri Dec 26, 2008 8:36 pm

You did, but that is all you were allowed to eat. No cookies for you!

I wish Juan Pablo Montoya would win the Nascar trophy next season.

by **Smiley Lord** on Sat Dec 27, 2008 10:02 am

He did, but only because every other driver was extremely drunk.

I wish I could be in the Lord of the Rings world.

by **Phoenix** on Sun Dec 28, 2008 12:59 am

Smiley Lord wrote:He did, but only because every other driver was extremely drunk.

I wish I could be in the Lord of the Rings world.

You find yourself suddenly transported to middle earth but only to realize you are gollum.

I wish for the love of my life to be able to come see me graduate from college this next summer.

by **Smiley Lord** on Sun Dec 28, 2008 10:48 am

Your love of your life appears at your graduation! It turns out to be a basket filled with chocolate chip cookies, strawberries, bananas, ice cream sandwiches, and lots of high quality roast beef!

I wish the weather around me would always be Springlike.

by **RibZ** on Sun Dec 28, 2008 12:39 pm

It is, but you are also comatose.

I wish my cat was less of an attention whore.

by **Phoenix** on Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:55 am

RibZ wrote:It is, but you are also comatose.

I wish my cat was less of an attention whore.

Your cat suddenly decides to start avoiding you and develops a fondness for using your shoes for its litter box.

I wish I wasn't afraid to go to sleep at night this time of year.

by **RibZ** on Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:52 am

You aren't, cuz it's always daytime.

I wish my teeth were in better shape.

by **Phoenix** on Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:48 pm

Your teeth are better, cause they're dentures.

I wish the fighting in the middle east would stop.

by **RibZ** on Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:07 pm

It does, but after Canada invades Mexico, we are caught in another quagmire.

I wish the old comp was friendlier.

by **Smiley Lord** on Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:28 am

It takes it a little too far, and he shakes your hand so hard that it is broken and then smashes you with a bear hug.

I wish that GWB never became president.

by **RibZ** on Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:41 am

Dubya never became Prez, but then we never got the chance to have a shoe thrower.

I wish BB would stop with the How To...threads. :whoa:

by **Phoenix** on Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:11 pm

RibZ wrote:Dubya never became Prez, but then we never got the chance to have a shoe thrower.

I wish BB would stop with the How To...threads.

what's a BB thread? hehe

i wish the out of state call i'd received this morning had been from the right person

by **RibZ** on Tue Dec 30, 2008 3:41 pm

This:
viewtopic.php?f=22&t=7031&p=19798#p19798
and this:
viewtopic.php?f=17&t=7027&p=19794#p19794
and this:
viewtopic.php?f=22&t=7022&p=19789#p19789
and this:
viewtopic.php?f=22&t=7016&p=19782#p19782
Need I continue? :cry:

Aaaaanyway...
Yer call was from the right person, but it got disconnected just after, "Hello?"

I wish I didn't have writer's block.

by **Phoenix** on Tue Dec 30, 2008 7:32 pm

you write a best selling novel but its so controversial that it winds up being banned from schools and libraries, can only be purchased on the black market in Europe.

I wish the dream I had last night was true!!!! sigh...

by **ncgameking** on Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:32 am

Granted but now every dream you have comes ture....have fun with those nightmares and naked dreams XD

I wish that Warcraft was real XD (WoW junkie XD)

by **Phoenix** on Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:41 am

ncgameking wrote:Granted but now every dream you have comes ture....have fun with those nightmares and naked dreams XD

I wish that Warcraft was real XD (WoW junkie XD)

Warcraft is real, but same problem as me, now u gotta worry about the bad with the good!

I wish I would win the lottery jackpot so I could help my friend and keep her from being evicted.

by **RibZ** on Wed Dec 31, 2008 10:36 am

You do save her from being evicted, but she depends on you for everything all the time.

I wish the earth would spin a little faster.

by **LovelyLocks** on Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:13 pm

Poof! Now, the earth does spin a little faster, and now we all get twice as old.. twice as quick. crap.

I wish there were money trees growing in my yard.

by **Phoenix** on Wed Dec 31, 2008 3:00 pm

LovelyLocks wrote:Poof! Now, the earth does spin a little faster, and now we all get twice as old.. twice as quick. crap.

I wish there were money trees growing in my yard.

There are money trees growing in your yard but they only produce the old confederate bills from the civil war.

I wish I owned a beautiful house in San Francisco with a wrap around porch, 5 bedrooms a music room, living and family rooms, office, huge kitchen, game room, 4 car garage, 4 bathrooms with a full time housekeeper and cook on staff to help me maintain it all.

by **Smiley Lord** on Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:35 pm

You got it all, but the housekeeper is Charles Manson and your cook Typhoid Mary. Mary first gets you and everyone else sick, then Manson goes on a killing spree.

I wish I didn't injure my foot a few days ago.

by **Phoenix** on Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:45 pm

Smiley Lord wrote:You got it all, but the housekeeper is Charles Manson and your cook Typhoid Mary. Mary first gets you and everyone else sick, then Manson goes on a killing spree.

I wish I didn't injure my foot a few days ago.

I will massage your foot and make it feel all better! :::kisses da sore foot:::: but in making your foot feel better, I also painted your toenails fire engine red.

I wish my friend will get her man back. Today. :boogie:

by **Smiley Lord** on Wed Dec 31, 2008 10:53 pm

At least it's not pink... :lol:

And my foot's getting better - hopefully I could go outside tomorrow!

Anyway, your friend gets her man back! Too bad he and GWB swapped their minds, personalities, and souls. (Think of a horror version of Freaky Friday

)

I wish for magical powers.

by **Phoenix** on Wed Dec 31, 2008 10:57 pm

Smiley Lord wrote:At least it's not pink... And my foot's getting better - hopefully I could go outside tomorrow!

Anyway, your friend gets her man back! Too bad he and GWB swapped their minds, personalities, and souls. (Think of a horror version of Freaky Friday )

I wish for magical powers.

oooh this wish stuff really does work!! U do have magical powers!!!! now everyone wants u to do magic for them and you have to go into hiding just to have a normal life.

I wish my date for this evening would show up like he said he would try to. sigh.

by **Smiley Lord** on Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:03 pm

Here, take my magic powers! (Yay, I have a normal life again!) You use a spell that literally teleports him to you and has him keep his promise. However, this goes wild and does the same with a bunch of serial killers who made an oath to murder you.

I wish for a billion American dollars.

by **Phoenix** on Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:10 pm

oh crap, rofl! I guess I better not say the spell then! I wil use the powers to eliminate evil demons instead. hehe.

You have a billion american dollars. Now don't answer the phone when it rings, because that is the IRS calling. they want to audit you.

I wish that in 2009 I will be able to spend a beautiful afternoon on a lake with my soulmate, after which we will spend an extremely erotic night together making passionate love to each other.

by **Vira** on Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:26 pm

Wish granted, but now you realize after extremely erotic night together making passionate love to each other, he forgot to mention that he was Married...To A man and have 3 adopted children. All named after the characters from Will & Grace.

I wish to have the ability to Lucid Dream more often.

by **Phoenix** on Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:48 pm

hehe thats okay at least I still had my perfect day

You can lucid dream all the time, but now you have a hard time determining what is really real and what is just a dream.

I wish my cat could talk to me in english, not just cat language. hehe

by **RibZ** on Thu Jan 01, 2009 1:28 pm

Yer cat does speak English, but only to tell you that toe socks are the bestest...over and over...and over...and over...and over...ad nauseum.

I wish that crappy fluid didn't have to hang out in my ears.

by **Phoenix** on Thu Jan 01, 2009 3:00 pm

::hands Ribz a cotton Q-tip::: The annoying fluid in your ears is gone! but now you have a leaky faucet.

I wish the sky was blue where I am today. I miss the sun.

by **RibZ** on Fri Jan 02, 2009 11:27 am

The sky is blue, but so is everything else- yer hair, the snow, cars, EVERYTHING!

I wish I wasn't so tired.

by **0-TheFool** on Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:03 pm

You aren't tired, but its the middle of the night

I wish I was home

by **Phoenix** on Fri Jan 02, 2009 10:03 pm

You are Home! because home is where the heart is

But now you need a house!!

I wish I could do some jello wrestling tonight!!

by **Noire** on Sun Jan 04, 2009 6:50 pm

You can, but you'll the colouring will make you breakout in a rash.

I wish I was at university now!

by **Phoenix** on Sun Jan 04, 2009 6:56 pm

:::scratches:: aww darn it!

you spin around dizzily until you pass out, when you awaken you will be at your university!!

I wish love didnt hurt so much!!!

by **MandaPantz13** on Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:10 pm

Wish granted: but now you can never love again cos all love hurts at one point.

i wish my ex would realise he still madly in love with me and we live happily ever after.

by **Phoenix** on Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:37 pm

Oh that is depressing!!!! I CANT love again.. not like this.. blah.

Your wish comes true except your ex forgot to tell you about his sex change operation

I wish I was the tin man from the wizard of OZ then I wouldnt have a heart

by **MandaPantz13** on Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:44 pm

Ta-da!! Wish granted cept now you don't have a brain either and can't even imagine or dreams kinky thoughts about him

I wish my phone will get back from repair soon

by **Phoenix** on Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:37 am

Oh fuck this keeps getting worse lol.

Okay your phone comes back all repaired but now the only ring tone you can get is "Baby got back"

I wish I had my brain and heart back LOL

by **MandaPantz13** on Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:46 pm

Ta-da both your heart and your brain re-appear. But now cos you lost them everyone thinks your cold and heartless and you have no friends.

I wish That my little sister and her new bubby (and there family) have a safe trip moving to the big smoke