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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby abbatude on Sun Feb 14, 2010 12:17 pm

flies kites in winter and...
i love cats, but i can never seem to eat a whole one by myself.

dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die tomorrow.

if it wernt for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby musicagain on Sun Feb 14, 2010 10:31 pm

weighs 4566643 lbs from eating...
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby abbatude on Fri Feb 26, 2010 7:46 pm

chicken burritos and jello while...
i love cats, but i can never seem to eat a whole one by myself.

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if it wernt for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby nerdalicious on Fri Feb 26, 2010 11:11 pm

Once muffins ruled galaxies filled with chocolate snowmen that ate bananas and baked onion pies, that rode cotton candy wagons with a speckled door made from taffy and duck sauce, with iron stilts that sway to alien baby, which transformed into a flying spaghetti noodle and steak and flew into a frenzy that pulverized earth, mars and monkeys with cupcakes laughing along with a dancing spoon while the cow jumped over the Netherland Ranch with an astronaut wearing a bikini going horseback riding with a polk-a-doted unicorn wearing a sombrero in the middle off spring with a chocolate bar while singing "just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming, what do we do we swim", when thunderstorms roll in and rain cheese over every 10 year old's hamster, which like to chew on phone lines and taste great with barbecue sauce and like to eat their own vomit after they get shaved and play with soccer balls of steel that bounce like a giant magnezium coverd bumble bee speed on that has a lime green mohawk, speaks pig lattin and drives a snowmobile when summer comes then sings random breaking benjamin songs as a clown that has aids screws anthing that moves as it blown up balloons then suddenly...a nuclear bomb explodes where the clown is and instead of a nuclear radiation, the surrounded area is cursed with a disease that makes everything into cabbage, carrots, and MUTANT BROCCOLLI!!! that soon take over the world...dominate all planets...and decide to settle down for tea and cookies because their grandparents are nudest who like to flash cows...and other farm animals...and they also like skinny dipping on public beaches that are infested withmountain lions that wear ski goggles and are vegetarian on thursdays and saturday when the moonis full and the chicken farm is painted lime green and the number or day is 11d on sesame street so that Elmo and big bird can be nude too because little children want to ride marry-go-rounds and eat peanutbutter as magical unicorns.....then suddenly they turn into evil lime green bunnies that run on battery so that they can sing karaoke on a duck that defecates cupcakes and flies kites in winter and weighs 4566643 lbs from eating chicken burritos and jello while shaving there arms and ....
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby abbatude on Sat Feb 27, 2010 12:59 am

tickeling kittens with pickels and...
i love cats, but i can never seem to eat a whole one by myself.

dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die tomorrow.

if it wernt for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby abbatude on Sat Feb 27, 2010 1:14 am

...that r actually blue and white striped and smell like...
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby abbatude on Sat Feb 27, 2010 3:51 pm

neither does my pet turtle named...
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby Tazzicus on Sat Feb 27, 2010 4:27 pm

Brutus, who the other day I found out could talk. He said something to me that I'll never forget...
"Hell is not a place you go if you not a christian, it's the failure of your life's greatest ambition."
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby abbatude on Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:14 am

but oddley enough, i cant remember exactly what he said about babies
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby Tazzicus on Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:24 am

I guess it wasn't that important. I began packing my things to get ready for the Annual Space Race. This year's top racer is Ruuza. Not much is known about him except that he's from a planet where it constantly rains chocolate ice cream and his species is lactose intolerant.
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby abbatude on Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:37 am

Tazzicus wrote:I guess it wasn't that important. I began packing my things to get ready for the Annual Space Race. This year's top racer is Ruuza. Not much is known about him except that he's from a planet where it constantly rains chocolate ice cream and his species is lactose intolerant.

NEVER ENDING SENTENCE!

because they were nearly drowned in milk when...
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby Tazzicus on Sun Feb 28, 2010 3:38 pm

abbatude wrote:
Tazzicus wrote:I guess it wasn't that important. I began packing my things to get ready for the Annual Space Race. This year's top racer is Ruuza. Not much is known about him except that he's from a planet where it constantly rains chocolate ice cream and his species is lactose intolerant.

NEVER ENDING SENTENCE!
because they were nearly drowned in milk when...

Sorry, force of habit! ... fail :banghead:

a couple of guys, they were up to no good..
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby abbatude on Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:11 pm

or atleast it is assumed that they were up to no good because they were wearing dark colored baggy underwear that i could see because...
i love cats, but i can never seem to eat a whole one by myself.

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if it wernt for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby Tazzicus on Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:30 am

they were..
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby **TaylorLautnerLover** on Wed Mar 03, 2010 2:18 pm

swimming in purple blood and sniffing magic black sharpies that smelled like butt...
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby Tazzicus on Wed Mar 03, 2010 2:28 pm

which were two of little Timmy's favorite things and he wanted to join more than anything, but couldn't because...
"Hell is not a place you go if you not a christian, it's the failure of your life's greatest ambition."
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby **TaylorLautnerLover** on Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:27 pm

He didnt have any legs...
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby Tazzicus on Sat Mar 06, 2010 3:13 am

until one day where they miraculously grew back somehow, and then he remembered how...
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby abbatude on Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:28 am

the magical wizzard lady his sister was friends with had poured poation on his legs and promised...
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby Tazzicus on Sun Mar 07, 2010 1:19 am

he would have eternal life, but he also got..
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby abbatude on Sun Mar 07, 2010 1:45 am

long purple hairs that grew in with his eyebrows and ears and...
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby Tazzicus on Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:40 pm

they eventually grew so long that..
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby abbatude on Sat Mar 13, 2010 11:49 am

they touched the ground when it stood on top of the...
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby Tazzicus on Sat Mar 13, 2010 6:40 pm

tallest building in the city that was built by the...
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby abbatude on Sat Mar 13, 2010 6:41 pm

little green smerfs construction compant incorperated that actually employs blue wee-people to...
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby Tazzicus on Sat Mar 13, 2010 6:48 pm

do odd jobs around the site like...
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby abbatude on Sat Mar 13, 2010 6:58 pm

entertain the leprechans that work on computers by singing...
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby Tazzicus on Sat Mar 13, 2010 7:04 pm

by constantly singing the meow mix song and they loved singing that song so much that..
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby abbatude on Sat Mar 13, 2010 7:14 pm

turned it into a language that only the little green smerfs could understand and speek which caused alarm at the white house because...
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby abbatude on Sun Mar 28, 2010 12:06 am

it was full of little yellow dragons who...
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby xxParisJacksonFanxx on Sun Mar 28, 2010 1:37 pm

Played tea party when...
PARIS JACKSON is my IDOL!!

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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby abbatude on Sun Mar 28, 2010 2:50 pm

...the world experienced ...
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby Tazzicus on Sun Mar 28, 2010 3:26 pm

a meteor the size of...
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby domo on Tue Mar 30, 2010 12:14 am

meatballs..
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby Sn@kΣ on Sat Apr 03, 2010 12:21 am

but only if...
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby Tazzicus on Sat Apr 03, 2010 12:30 am

they could somehow..
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby Sn@kΣ on Sat Apr 03, 2010 12:44 am

could cast the summoning charm that...
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby Sn@kΣ on Fri Apr 09, 2010 12:10 am

would unleash.....
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby Tazzicus on Fri Apr 09, 2010 12:17 am

the unbeatable army of...
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby Sn@kΣ on Fri Apr 09, 2010 12:42 am

ghost warriors that where punished for...
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby Tazzicus on Fri Apr 09, 2010 12:53 am

viciously tickling their enemies to...
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby Sn@kΣ on Fri Apr 09, 2010 12:57 am

insanity, only after....
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby Sn@kΣ on Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:06 pm

they teached them to....
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby Tazzicus on Sat Apr 17, 2010 8:02 pm

do the sacred dance of...
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby FritzsWoman21 on Thu May 20, 2010 6:42 am

Once muffins ruled galaxies filled with chocolate snowmen that ate bananas and baked onion pies, that rode cotton candy wagons with a speckled door made from taffy and duck sauce, with iron stilts that sway to alien baby, which transformed into a flying spaghetti noodle and steak and flew into a frenzy that pulverized earth, mars and monkeys with cupcakes laughing along with a dancing spoon while the cow jumped over the Netherland Ranch with an astronaut wearing a bikini going horseback riding with a polk-a-doted unicorn wearing a sombrero in the middle off spring with a chocolate bar while singing "just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming, what do we do we swim", when thunderstorms roll in and rain cheese over every 10 year old's hamster, which like to chew on phone lines and taste great with barbecue sauce and like to eat their own vomit after they get shaved and play with soccer balls of steel that bounce like a giant magnezium coverd bumble bee speed on that has a lime green mohawk, speaks pig lattin and drives a snowmobile when summer comes then sings random breaking benjamin songs as a clown that has aids screws anthing that moves as it blown up balloons then suddenly...a nuclear bomb explodes where the clown is and instead of a nuclear radiation, the surrounded area is cursed with a disease that makes everything into cabbage, carrots, and MUTANT BROCCOLLI!!! that soon take over the world...dominate all planets...and decide to settle down for tea and cookies because their grandparents are nudest who like to flash cows...and other farm animals...and they also like skinny dipping on public beaches that are infested withmountain lions that wear ski goggles and are vegetarian on thursdays and saturday when the moonis full and the chicken farm is painted lime green and the number or day is 11d on sesame street so that Elmo and big bird can be nude too because little children want to ride marry-go-rounds and eat peanutbutter as magical unicorns.....then suddenly they turn into evil lime green bunnies that run on battery so that they can sing karaoke on a duck that defecates cupcakes and flies kites in winter and weighs 4566643 lbs from eating chicken burritos and jello while shaving there arms and ....tickeling kittens with pickels and.....that r actually blue and white striped and smell like...my pet turtle named...Brutus, who the other day I found out could talk. He said something to me that I'll never forget..but oddley enough, i cant remember exactly what he said about babies.....I guess it wasn't that important. I began packing my things to get ready for the Annual Space Race. This year's top racer is Ruuza. Not much is known about him except that he's from a planet where it constantly rains chocolate ice cream and his species is lactose intolerant........because they were nearly drowned in milk when...a couple of guys, they were up to no good...or atleast it is assumed that they were up to no good because they were wearing dark colored baggy underwear that i could see because...they were...swimming in purple blood and sniffing magic black sharpies that smelled like butt... which were two of little Timmy's favorite things and he wanted to join more than anything, but couldn't because...He didnt have any legs...until one day where they miraculously grew back somehow, and then he remembered how...the magical wizzard lady his sister was friends with had poured poation on his legs and promised...he would have eternal life, but he also got....long purple hairs that grew in with his eyebrows and ears and...they eventually grew so long that...they touched the ground when it stood on top of the...tallest building in the city that was built by the...little green smerfs construction compant incorperated that actually employs blue wee-people to...do odd jobs around the site like...entertain the leprechans that work on computers by singing...by constantly singing the meow mix song and they loved singing that song so much that...turned it into a language that only the little green smerfs could understand and speek which caused alarm at the white house because...it was full of little yellow dragons who...Played tea party when.....the world experienced ...a meteor the size of...meatballs...but only if...they could somehow..cast the summoning charm that....would unleash.....the unbeatable army of...ghost warriors that where punished for...viciously tickling their enemies to...insanity, only after....they teached them to....do the sacred dance of...BARNEY
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby abbatude on Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:30 pm

barney,... the horrable orange creature also known as bardo, stinkey, and...
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby The Kid In The Hat on Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:49 pm

...Jacob...
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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

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Re: The Never-ending Sentence!

Postby The Kid In The Hat on Fri Dec 23, 2011 7:46 pm

Once muffins ruled galaxies filled with chocolate snowmen that ate bananas and baked onion pies, that rode cotton candy wagons with a speckled door made from taffy and duck sauce, with iron stilts that sway to alien baby, which transformed into a flying spaghetti noodle and steak and flew into a frenzy that pulverized earth, mars and monkeys with cupcakes laughing along with a dancing spoon while the cow jumped over the Netherland Ranch with an astronaut wearing a bikini going horseback riding with a polk-a-doted unicorn wearing a sombrero in the middle off spring with a chocolate bar while singing "just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming, what do we do we swim", when thunderstorms roll in and rain cheese over every 10 year old's hamster, which like to chew on phone lines and taste great with barbecue sauce and like to eat their own vomit after they get shaved and play with soccer balls of steel that bounce like a giant magnezium coverd bumble bee speed on that has a lime green mohawk, speaks pig lattin and drives a snowmobile when summer comes then sings random breaking benjamin songs as a clown that has aids screws anthing that moves as it blown up balloons then suddenly...a nuclear bomb explodes where the clown is and instead of a nuclear radiation, the surrounded area is cursed with a disease that makes everything into cabbage, carrots, and MUTANT BROCCOLLI!!! that soon take over the world...dominate all planets...and decide to settle down for tea and cookies because their grandparents are nudest who like to flash cows...and other farm animals...and they also like skinny dipping on public beaches that are infested withmountain lions that wear ski goggles and are vegetarian on thursdays and saturday when the moonis full and the chicken farm is painted lime green and the number or day is 11d on sesame street so that Elmo and big bird can be nude too because little children want to ride marry-go-rounds and eat peanutbutter as magical unicorns.....then suddenly they turn into evil lime green bunnies that run on battery so that they can sing karaoke on a duck that defecates cupcakes and flies kites in winter and weighs 4566643 lbs from eating chicken burritos and jello while shaving there arms and ....tickeling kittens with pickels and.....that r actually blue and white striped and smell like...my pet turtle named...Brutus, who the other day I found out could talk. He said something to me that I'll never forget..but oddley enough, i cant remember exactly what he said about babies.....I guess it wasn't that important. I began packing my things to get ready for the Annual Space Race. This year's top racer is Ruuza. Not much is known about him except that he's from a planet where it constantly rains chocolate ice cream and his species is lactose intolerant........because they were nearly drowned in milk when...a couple of guys, they were up to no good...or atleast it is assumed that they were up to no good because they were wearing dark colored baggy underwear that i could see because...they were...swimming in purple blood and sniffing magic black sharpies that smelled like butt... which were two of little Timmy's favorite things and he wanted to join more than anything, but couldn't because...He didnt have any legs...until one day where they miraculously grew back somehow, and then he remembered how...the magical wizzard lady his sister was friends with had poured poation on his legs and promised...he would have eternal life, but he also got....long purple hairs that grew in with his eyebrows and ears and...they eventually grew so long that...they touched the ground when it stood on top of the...tallest building in the city that was built by the...little green smerfs construction compant incorperated that actually employs blue wee-people to...do odd jobs around the site like...entertain the leprechans that work on computers by singing...by constantly singing the meow mix song and they loved singing that song so much that...turned it into a language that only the little green smerfs could understand and speek which caused alarm at the white house because...it was full of little yellow dragons who...Played tea party when.....the world experienced ...a meteor the size of...meatballs...but only if...they could somehow..cast the summoning charm that....would unleash.....the unbeatable army of...ghost warriors that where punished for...viciously tickling their enemies to...insanity, only after....they teached them to....do the sacred dance of...BARNEY,... the horrable orange creature also known as bardo, stinkey, and......Jacob...who wondered why this is a run-on sentence but thought what the heck so he jumped into a black portal which made him like, "DADALALA!" but then he saw................
"We all have to accept changes...
...it's a part of life!"
-The Kid in the Hat
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