ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by **Xwikki** on Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:52 pm

Gerard Way. <3

Who is Walter>?

by **xxParisJacksonFanxx** on Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:12 pm

^Answer: my dead great grandma's name. (lol jk)

Where's Willy?

by **Xwikki** on Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:17 pm

Well, urm. *Shuffles feet and looks down*, theres something I didn't quite tell you... It all starts with changing my name from Vincent to Victoria...
:rofl:

Why do I have the catastrophe NOW>!?!?!? Oli Sykes one side, My Chemical Romance on the other, which poster side do I pick>!?!!? :shock:

by **xxParisJacksonFanxx** on Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:33 pm

Xwikki wrote:Well, urm. *Shuffles feet and looks down*, theres something I didn't quite tell you... It all starts with changing my name from Vincent to Victoria

Huh? I was referring to Willy the whale....Free Willy.

Why do kittens like to scratch and bite?

by **Xwikki** on Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:39 pm

Willy the whale>? :shock:

Whoops,

Kittens scratch and bite because they're AWESOMEFUL...

Why does Salem insist on shutting my laptop down by sitting on it>?

by **arc794** on Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:41 pm

I could be wrong but I'm gonna go ahead and assume Salem is your cat. It's because he/she is a n00b. :lol:

Why am I eating pancakes at 3:30 in the afternoon? :l

by **Xwikki** on Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:43 pm

Mr. Salem Puss is my cat, ja.

/familiar.

Pancakes suck... THEREFOR YOU SUCK PANCAKE>!!! :rofl:

by **arc794** on Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:44 pm

Lol o.o no, i eat them

and PANCAKES RULE!

by **Xwikki** on Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:28 pm

Well you suck pancake....

by **arc794** on Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:31 pm

Psh. Whatever ;] Now I wanna know what like you eat...
so I can make fun of it :lol:

by **lunaevens** on Fri Jan 22, 2010 1:18 pm

cherryorange wrote:Hey I'm eating pizza now lol!!

^Answer: Because clouds think they would be ugly if they came in other colors.

Why does chocolate taste so good?

because it feels like it
how dose a dog butt smell compared to a cat butt? :halo:

by **Xwikki** on Fri Jan 22, 2010 7:58 pm

Um... I eat, um. PEOPLE...

A cat butt would smell better, *not that I've smelt one at all... :whistling:

*, nawww, it's logic, cat's CLEAN their backsides. :lol:

WHY IS THIS LAPTOP NOT COMPLYING WITH ME>!?!?!!?

by **arc794** on Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:04 pm

Maybe you should stop insulting it so much and it might work better ;]

How do you bring someone back to life?

by **xxParisJacksonFanxx** on Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:46 am

^Answer: shhh....wait until they wake up. You don't want to disturb their rest.

Why can't rabbits be green?

by **pennylane** on Sat Jan 23, 2010 1:41 pm

A: because they dont own hair dye
Q: why does the rain in spain fall mainly on the plain?

by **xxParisJacksonFanxx** on Sun Jan 24, 2010 10:23 am

OMG!

the rain in spain fall mainly on the plain

Hey in my drama class we're reading the script of My fair lady and watching the movie!!!

^Answer: Because it wants to.

Why am I so bored?

by **arc794** on Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:09 pm

^ Because you don't play video games as much as you should D< play more video games! (jk, don't do that. it'll ruin your life o.o)

Why is damn near every teenage girl either obsessed with the Jonas Brothers or Twilight?

by **xxParisJacksonFanxx** on Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:38 pm

^Answer: Because they don't have a life.

What does my breath smell like?

by **Xwikki** on Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:34 pm

A scrambled rainbow scarf, and apple juice.

Who created the world>?

by **xxParisJacksonFanxx** on Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:31 pm

^Answer: I did! see aren't I thmart (smart)

What does a "C" look like?

by **pennylane** on Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:06 pm

A: a chocolate chip cookie with a very large bite mark
Q: why does this piece of gum taste so horrible?

by **arc794** on Mon Jan 25, 2010 11:03 pm

^ I'm assuming it's Trident Layers. If it is, It's probably because of two gross flavors mixed together into one.

If pickles could talk, what would they say?

by **pennylane** on Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:18 am

A:" I AM THE OFFSPRING OF CUCUMBERS AND LIQUID VINIGAR!!!!!"
Q: who invented popcorn?

by **xxParisJacksonFanxx** on Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:46 pm

^Answer: The popcorn genius

Where did my bracelet go? (lol seriously, my kittens a jewlery thief) :evil:

by **arc794** on Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:07 pm

^ Your kitten ate it. Don't worry, It'll be pooped put soon.

What do teachers do when they aren't in school?

by **xxParisJacksonFanxx** on Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:01 pm

^Answer: go to each others house to play peek-a-boo, hide and seek, and duck duck goose

Why do my shoes stink?

by **arc794** on Sat Jan 30, 2010 9:04 pm

^ Because your feet probably stink and you wear shoes on your feet which makes your shoes stink o_O
Unless you use your shoes for something else like for keeping mustard in. If you do... That's probably why.

If it's a Tuesday, and x = 4, y = 7, z = 5.1, and It's raining ouside, how many aliens are watching Full House?

by **RobnHoodlum** on Mon Feb 01, 2010 5:35 am

Because someone put onions in the soles of your shoes.

Why don't monkeys talk like humans?

by ***~*Isis*~*** on Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:52 pm

Because they're not humans, so they're not going to.

If it's a Tuesday, and x = 4, y = 7, z = 5.1, and It's raining ouside, how many aliens are watching Full House?

27.

Why are smileys yellow?

by **xxParisJacksonFanxx** on Wed Feb 03, 2010 4:45 pm

^Answer: Because they're related to the Simpson's

Why does snow melt?

by ***~*Isis*~*** on Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:43 pm

Because it's tired of being snow and wants to be water.

Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 and hot dog buns in packs of 8?...

by **RobnHoodlum** on Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:55 pm

Because theres always a few loners in every bunch of weenies.

Why are walls in houses painted white?

by **arc794** on Wed Feb 03, 2010 9:57 pm

^To make you as bored as possible? Well, if they were painted black that would be pretty depressing.

Is McDonalds trying to take over the world?! o_O Srsly, they're everywhere.

by **RobnHoodlum** on Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:29 am

No, Burger King just brain washed you to think that.
OBEY the KING

Why is the color white so boring?

by **xdvlslilanglx** on Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:21 am

its not - snow is white - which makes is fun - cuz snow is fun

who invented the internet?

by **RobnHoodlum** on Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:28 am

Einstein did. duh. it was a product of the first nuclear bomb going off in gray sands new jersey. thought u would know that

Who invented the tv

by **xdvlslilanglx** on Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:31 am

Einstein?? i dnt watch alot tv
Why is choclate better than vanilla?

by **RobnHoodlum** on Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:40 am

because its brown.

why is coffee nasty as a drink but good as a icecream flavor?

by **xdvlslilanglx** on Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:50 am

BEcuz COffeee is AwesoME!

y does bananas taste beter than apples

by **RobnHoodlum** on Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:54 am

cuz yellow is better than red

Why did the jews kill jeebus?

by **xdvlslilanglx** on Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:56 am

cuz jews get jealous

y do guys not like justin bieber?

by **RobnHoodlum** on Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:02 am

cuz he makes pop and music i hate.

Why do you like him?

by **xdvlslilanglx** on Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:03 am

Cuz he has an amazing voice
and hes soo adorablee!!!!
and his songs r soo lovely!!
How could u not like him?

by **RobnHoodlum** on Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:08 am

example of a dumb question and a dumb answer.

Why is purple darker than red?

by **xdvlslilanglx** on Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:09 am

=P sum1 is jealous of justin..... lol

cuz purple is cool like that

why is is called cocacola?

by **RobnHoodlum** on Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:12 am

cuz they used to put cocaine in it. (no joke)

Why cocaine illegal?

by **xdvlslilanglx** on Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:21 am

becuase rules are made to be broken

by **RobnHoodlum** on Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:23 am

why don't you ask a dumb question?

by **arc794** on Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:44 am

She's so smart that she is incapable of asking a dumb question :lol:

I'm sure that's not it.

What do babies taste like?

by **xdvlslilanglx** on Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:53 am

why dnt u find out arc
and tell us about ur new discovery