When and how will you die game!

[Yoshi13]

Ok post how and when the user above u is gonna die. ALSO THE DATE HAS TO BE REALISTIC! no Jul. 47th 638953 ok!

for example

^ Aug. 30th, 2054
You were killed by a flying cow that hit you during a tornado

[Xwikki]

You were engulfed by the power of METAL>!
Time: The time is takes you to click below. XD
I writ the wrong song before.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRIdiD5BMHM

[Yoshi13]

^ Nov. 16th, 2031
Got tied to a trai track by a monkey the day before

[Yoshi13]

aww no one wants to play

[eembuc]

2012
Well it was the end of the world! Of course you died in 2012!

[Bubbydoll]

2061 on May 3rd.

Fell asleep in your tub and drowned. Poor you, found all nekkid too and pruney.

[Yoshi13]

^ Nov. 12th, 2048
mauled by a dog

[Xwikki]

YOSHI LOOK AT THIS>!!! ZOMGF>! =D =D =D

*You will be amazed*. =D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZpD0btOZx8

[Yoshi13]

ok what is it?

[Xwikki]

It's a dude playing the Mario Theme on TWO guitars, lllooook.

[Yoshi13]

omg i saw that b4 he is good! i can only play the regular part ya no the DOO DOOT DOO DO DO DUDO DO DUD DUDO DOOT DA DEDOOT

AND so on i can play on the piano and guitar but not the base and stuff

[Xwikki]

XD Yeah, I know the DDOOOOD DOO DOO DOOOD DOO DOO>!!! Part of course.
I play bass, although I've never had a go at guitar. I fail when I touch instruments. XD

[Yoshi13]

^ Jan 17, 2010
touched and instrument then spontaneously combusted into flames

[Xwikki]

21st October 2012... FAILED TO DEATH>!!!

[Yoshi13]

Nov 13, 2031

jumped off a cliff thinking u would survive lol we are the only ones playing lol
lol
lol
lol

[Xwikki]

Yeahhh, we're sad in the most dignified and awesomest way.


18th September 2019

Eaten by a really big cactus... It happens.

[Cay Lin]

aw, i have to kill my friend. hmm. You will die on July 7, 2014, because you choked to death on an anchovy, and no one would give you mouth to mouth because you had fish breath.

[Xwikki]

Butttt... But I'm a vegetarian. MURDER>!!!! It was Jack with the candlestick I swear>!!!

[Cay Lin]

:shock: Butttt... But I'm a vegetarian. MURDER>!!!! It was Jack with the candlestick I swear>!!!

You didn't eat it on purpose!!! you were at a fancy restaurant with your boyfriend, and someone threw an anchovy at you, and it landed in your mouth, so naturally you gasped, which lodged the fish in your airway, causing your demise. Jeez, do i have to explain everything to you!?

[Xwikki]

Ohhh I see I see. Yes, you will learn to explain most things to me because I am infact a totall dumbass. Of course, a total dumbass in the respect that I don't know my 4 times tables, although could give you a lecture on plate tectonics, destructive, conservative and contructive plate margins.
What boyfriend>?

[Cay Lin]

Ohhh I see I see. Yes, you will learn to explain most things to me because I am infact a totall dumbass. Of course, a total dumbass in the respect that I don't know my 4 times tables, although could give you a lecture on plate tectonics, destructive, conservative and contructive plate margins.
What boyfriend>?

oh, i don't know my four times table either. hell, i don't even know my threes. i have to count on my fingers. in 8th grade, and i still count on my fingers!!! Yeah, i could lecture on a lot of things too, particularly diet and nutrition, because my mommy is a health freak. she has an excuse though, she's got fibromyalgia, and my daddy is hypoglycemic, so when i eat homemade stuff, it doesn't have any real sugar in it, it has to have fructose in it. And i know all about language arts, and science class is basically my naptime, and i am still passing with an A+, so i could lecture on the reproductive system all day. not like i want to, though!!! You know, your boyfriend? the one you went on a blind date with a year ago, and are still with?!

[Xwikki]

XD I'm basically left to my own devices regarding everything. I've cooked for myself since I was like, 9 odd, so I basically eat when I want, which isn't too peachy. The only thing my mother really gets at me about is my social issues, she thinks I'm agrophobic. I just don't get on with people my own age very well, due to most of my childhood being quite independant. And some of it spent looking after my mother. XD My brain was prreeeetttyyy warped for a long time, although I'm stable*ish* for now.
Can't say I've heard of fibromyalgia, is it like an intolerance to dairy or something>?

[Cay Lin]

:shock: XD I'm basically left to my own devices regarding everything. I've cooked for myself since I was like, 9 odd, so I basically eat when I want, which isn't too peachy. The only thing my mother really gets at me about is my social issues, she thinks I'm agrophobic. I just don't get on with people my own age very well, due to most of my childhood being quite independant. And some of it spent looking after my mother. XD My brain was prreeeetttyyy warped for a long time, although I'm stable*ish* for now.
Can't say I've heard of fibromyalgia, is it like an intolerance to dairy or something>?

agrophobic, huh? does she know you have friends your age online? my mommy doesn't. she would flip out because she thinks that the internet is a dangerous place. i respect her opinion, but i think she goes too far with it. That's why i have a dreammoods instead of a facebook or myspace. I am very independent, too, but i get along with people easily. WHy did you have to look after your mother? Fibromyalgia is where you get aches and pains for no reason whatsoever, and basically the only thing you can do is change your diet. my mom can't eat artificial sugars, especially High Fructose Corn Syrup, which isn't the same as fructose, btw; and she can't eat preservatives like msg. she is doing much better now!!! before she was a real bitch to be around, but now she is actually enjoyable! hooray for all natural foods!!!

[Yoshi13]

May 27th 2024
death touched you when he meant to touch kenny!

[Xwikki]

:shock: XD I'm basically left to my own devices regarding everything. I've cooked for myself since I was like, 9 odd, so I basically eat when I want, which isn't too peachy. The only thing my mother really gets at me about is my social issues, she thinks I'm agrophobic. I just don't get on with people my own age very well, due to most of my childhood being quite independant. And some of it spent looking after my mother. XD My brain was prreeeetttyyy warped for a long time, although I'm stable*ish* for now.
Can't say I've heard of fibromyalgia, is it like an intolerance to dairy or something>?

agrophobic, huh? does she know you have friends your age online? my mommy doesn't. she would flip out because she thinks that the internet is a dangerous place. i respect her opinion, but i think she goes too far with it. That's why i have a dreammoods instead of a facebook or myspace. I am very independent, too, but i get along with people easily. WHy did you have to look after your mother? Fibromyalgia is where you get aches and pains for no reason whatsoever, and basically the only thing you can do is change your diet. my mom can't eat artificial sugars, especially High Fructose Corn Syrup, which isn't the same as fructose, btw; and she can't eat preservatives like msg. she is doing much better now!!! before she was a real bitch to be around, but now she is actually enjoyable! hooray for all natural foods!!!

Ohh I see I see. My mother used to stop me from having those, although now I have facebook. And myspace and bebo, although nobody really goes on them. XD Eh, I'll talk to basically anyone. My mother realised her mistake of being overprotective when I was younger, and's now trying to make up for it. Well, when I was young my father was basically a real twat and extreamly unsafe to be around. Apparently he lost his marbles after he had cancer before I was born. Yeah, anyways, my mum hurt her leg, I think she fell down the stairs parcially and completely buggered it. Which is around the time when my father buggered off and was basically at work 24/7. (He used to travel to different countries, which is the reason behind me having a few... Extra half siblings somewhere in America. ). So for a long time I was looking after her, my brother who must've been about 13 at the time taking me to school and tending to me. My Nan also came round and stayed over a lot. Yeah, theres a whoollleee lot more to the story, although that's a wee bit of it. The short part is basically that my father was compllettteeelyyyy insane and tried his best to screw us over.

[Cay Lin]

Ohh I see I see. My mother used to stop me from having those, although now I have facebook. And myspace and bebo, although nobody really goes on them. XD Eh, I'll talk to basically anyone. My mother realised her mistake of being overprotective when I was younger, and's now trying to make up for it. Well, when I was young my father was basically a real twat and extreamly unsafe to be around. Apparently he lost his marbles after he had cancer before I was born. Yeah, anyways, my mum hurt her leg, I think she fell down the stairs parcially and completely buggered it. Which is around the time when my father buggered off and was basically at work 24/7. (He used to travel to different countries, which is the reason behind me having a few... Extra half siblings somewhere in America. ). So for a long time I was looking after her, my brother who must've been about 13 at the time taking me to school and tending to me. My Nan also came round and stayed over a lot. Yeah, theres a whoollleee lot more to the story, although that's a wee bit of it. The short part is basically that my father was compllettteeelyyyy insane and tried his best to screw us over.

I will talk to a lot of people too, and i used to feel guilty about hiding it from my mom, but i don't anymore because i've made so many wonderful friends!!! aw, i'm sorry about your mom's leg! and i am very sorry that your father was a dick. no offense. hmm, where at in america might your extra siblings be?? i live in america! yup, the good old u.s of a. i'm not feeling particularly patriotic right now, seeing as we have a total dumbass as our president, and our future holds more dumbasses as well as some jackasses. nice variety, huh?

[Xwikki]

Aww, no worries. Thanks. Umm, I belieeevvee in Florida or California. Although I'm not sure, he lived in Santa Clara, but I don't know about the extra family, I haven't met them. XD
We've got a dumbass named Gordon Brown, with the personality of trapped flatulance. Really, he's a bastard. I'm all for Frankie Boyle for PM>!!!!!

[Cay Lin]

Aww, no worries. Thanks. Umm, I belieeevvee in Florida or California. Although I'm not sure, he lived in Santa Clara, but I don't know about the extra family, I haven't met them. XD
We've got a dumbass named Gordon Brown, with the personality of trapped flatulance. Really, he's a bastard. I'm all for Frankie Boyle for PM>!!!!!

really? we were going to move to florida, but we didn't want to uproot the family, so we didn't. Is that for prime minister? yeah, you guys have Queen Elizabeth, don't you? what's it like, having a queen?

[Xwikki]

Haha, I don't really know. England used to be all "ZOMG WE LOVE OUR QUEEN BECAUSE SHE IS COOL AND WE LOVE HER" like, but I don't even know which Elizabeth she is>! She doesn't really do much, I'm not the one to ask about politics. I wasn't taught anything like that.

[Cay Lin]

Haha, I don't really know. England used to be all "ZOMG WE LOVE OUR QUEEN BECAUSE SHE IS COOL AND WE LOVE HER" like, but I don't even know which Elizabeth she is>! She doesn't really do much, I'm not the one to ask about politics. I wasn't taught anything like that.

politics bore me. i'd rather be sleeping.

[Xwikki]

XD Haha, I cba to watch the news really. I have been lately though, nothing else to do.

[Cay Lin]

XD Haha, I cba to watch the news really. I have been lately though, nothing else to do.

yeah, you know you're bored when you resort to politics to amuse you.

[Xwikki]

Yeah, A wholllee new level of boredom.

[Yoshi13]

^ June 16 2088
was about to die of old age but u got up and tried to walk so everyone that was out your house while you were on your death-bed leaves because they think your fine
five seconds l8r

Help ive fallen and i cant get up! haha

[Bubbydoll]

December 18th 2046
You sneezed so violently you smashed your head through a plate glass window, decapitating yourself.

[Cay Lin]

september 14, 2019

You slip on a banana peel at work and fly out the window of your 59 story office building, turning into jelly on the sidewalk on impact.

[ChildOfThunder]

You committed suicide by tying one end of piano wire around your neck and the other around a secure object, supergluing your hands to your head and jumping off a building. The piano wire cuts through your neck but your hands hold on to your head making it appear as if you pulled your head off. July 17th, 2047

[Xwikki]

Your morbid mind soon turns you mad. Sitting in a canopy of trees one dreary December evening, the snow hitting the panes of your spider infested window, you see the rise and fall of grey fog, and, mistaking it for precious death, you stumble into it never to be seen by the living again...

*Do you think I could use that in some coursework>? *

[EnesisZero]

03/01/2010

<-- hit by drunk driver, died on way to hospital

[Pennywise]

December 21, 2012

Oh no, the Mayans were right!

[Sn@kΣ]

2014
jumping above a grenade to save my buddies in a battlefield on the 3rd word war***posthumously awarded with a medal of honor ****

[weirdxdreamer5]

June 26, 2063

You stubbed your toe and fell down the stairs

[FritzsWoman21]

Aug. 6th 2011

You were sleeping in late one day when someone came to rob you they found you in bed naked and decided to shot you ninja status

[hiheyhello97]

you pop a balloon. it gets in your eye and you cant see.this all happens in the car on a freeway.so, when i say that you crashed into a public transit bus and died princess diana style im sure you believe me that you killed everyone on the whole damn bus too you aint suprised! are you? (ps: next time you think about bringing balloons with you everywhere...guess what? im gonna laugh) umm i think my town psychic predicted that to happen tomorrow! haha!

[Cassidylynn]

May 29th 2038

You are carrying groceries from your car to home when I tree branch breaks off hitting you on the head causing you to break your neck.

[nicco99]

2023 august 17th

you die by choking on chocolate....

[Yoshi13]

April 14th 2047

as you were walking out of your car you saw a donkey so you decided to ride it. too bad this donkey was mentally retarded! he ran all the way to the grand canyon then jumped off.. while you were sleeping on him

[W. C.]

May 26, 2093

You have discovered the secret to eternal life which involves licking a strawberry, you go to lick the srawberry that will make you immortal but it turns out to be an alien from a galaxy far far away, it bites your tounge and sends you flailing into a guy holding a cup of coffee he spills the coffee on a windsheild of a car so then the car swerves into the ditch smashing into a tree which makes a peice of the tree go flying kilometers away and into the eye of a government worker who is about to press a button to dis-arm all the nuclear bombs in the U.SA., because the world in 2093 is newly at peace with its self, but as he got a chip of wood in his eye he misses the button he was aiming for and hits the button that will destroy the whole world with all the U. S's nuclear bombs.

Subsequently you are killed in the destruction of the world and its all your fault(or maybe its the aliens fault... who knows?).

[Yoshi13]

^^
What the fock?

[lkygirl24]

August 20,2075

Dies from being and idiot.(going to the zoo and trying riding a tiger)