ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by **Nostalgic** on Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:52 pm

A: Enough

Q: What does 2 + 2 = ?

by **pennylane** on Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:18 am

A: 22
Q: Is it just me, or does this particular forum seem to be a little cluttered and unorganized lately?

by **Nostalgic** on Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:41 pm

A: it's you

Q: How many calories in an apple

by **xxParisJacksonFanxx** on Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:54 pm

Answer: 59 bajillion calories.

Will you pick my nose for me?

by **arc794** on Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:55 pm

^I'D LOVE TO!

What flavor is yellow?

by **xxParisJacksonFanxx** on Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:58 pm

Answer: depends what flavor it was Tuesday! DUR!! :lol:

Why is the big glowing cheese so high up in the sky?? (the moon)

by **arc794** on Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:03 pm

^Because it doesn't like Earth too much. It likes to be distant. ]:

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

by **xxParisJacksonFanxx** on Thu Jan 14, 2010 4:41 pm

^Answer: Well lets find out. a 1...a 2...a 3..CRUNCH!!! lol

What's my 6th favorite animal?

by **arc794** on Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:17 pm

^lol uhm... Manbearpig? xD

When is the world going to end?

by **xxParisJacksonFanxx** on Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:14 pm

^Answer: When you're dead.

lalalala....do you think I'm a good singer?

by **arc794** on Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:15 pm

^Only if Simol Cowell does.

How do you kill a dinosaur?

by **pennylane** on Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:01 pm

A: with a meteor
Q: what kind of person would you get if you crossed Aberham Lincoln with Elton John?

by **Xwikki** on Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:11 pm

Bill Gates>?

NARGGG>! Why do I have a cold. :cry:

by **xxParisJacksonFanxx** on Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:57 am

^Answer: Because you need a blanket.

dO i look sMarT? -----> :geek:

by **pennylane** on Sat Jan 16, 2010 8:46 pm

A: depends on what you look like
Q: what appearance does high intelligence usually take?

by **Xwikki** on Sat Jan 16, 2010 9:10 pm

In the form of a small raccoon named Reita, who spends his days eating calculators and harrassing cats.

IS IT ME OR DO THE SMILEYS MOVE AROUND>?!?!?!??!? :shock:

by **arc794** on Sat Jan 16, 2010 9:14 pm

^Maybe It's the drugs? JK... unless you do drugs... in that case it probably is.

What would I get if I crossed a hippo with a lion? :l

by **Xwikki** on Sat Jan 16, 2010 9:24 pm

Something along the lines of the platypus>?

WHY DOES EVERYONE I COME ACROSS BELIEVE I DO DRUGS>??!?!?!?!? :lol:

by **arc794** on Sat Jan 16, 2010 9:32 pm

^Haha xD Well maybe you should stop doing drugs and people won't bother you about it anymore (JK, you're too cool to do drugs;])
They're just jealous of your uber coolness?!

What sound does a whale make?

by **Xwikki** on Sat Jan 16, 2010 9:37 pm

XD Thanks>? :lol:

I don't need drugs to stimulate insanity and severe paranoia, it comes naturally. HAHA>!!!

Vampires taking over the world, or lycans>???

*I watch too much Underworld for my own good...*

by **arc794** on Sat Jan 16, 2010 9:45 pm

^Lol I love Underworld. I say Lycans (:

:infinity:

or

, which would win in a fight? x]

by **Xwikki** on Sat Jan 16, 2010 9:50 pm

Lycans scare the shizzle out of me. :shock:

I'm all for the kyuuketsuki>!!!

For sure. XD

Ummmm. Hmmmm. Ah>! Why are plants complete wanks to talk to>? :shock:

by **arc794** on Sat Jan 16, 2010 9:53 pm

LOL well they aren't very good listeners are they? I guess that has something to do with the fact that they don't have any kind of intelligence whatsoever ;]

What is the best pizza topping?

by **Xwikki** on Sat Jan 16, 2010 9:57 pm

GOD GAVE THEM INTELLEGENCE ALONG WITH RADIOACTIVE MOISTURISERS AND FLUFFY SLIPPER BOOTS>!!!!

My pizza toppings are pretty limited, so I can't really answer that one. XD XD XD :lol:

Why do cats seem to emerge from behind the curtains at moments of nakedness>??? :shock:

by **arc794** on Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:00 pm

Because they're pervs xD

What do leprechauns eat?

by **Xwikki** on Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:03 pm

They eat the rainbowwwwww>!!!!!! Or is that just me>?.....

How can birds fly>?

by **arc794** on Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:07 pm

They have these things attached to their sides called wings ;] the wings push against the wind when they fly which lifts them up.
But I'm no genius... maybe you should ask one.

Where does the tooth fairy live?

by **Xwikki** on Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:12 pm

SARCASM>!!! :lol:

I was wondering where I was going wrong when I was a wee lass. :shock:

EVERY TIME>!!! I'd fall flat on my face when I jumped off the sofa.

That's a tough one, I always thought she was some crazy biatch who wanted to watch you sleep in an entirely weird way... Although I remember an elf telling me once that she lived down in the illegal broffel down the road. XD XD XD

*I'm suffering from lack of sleep...*

What could a question be called>?

by **arc794** on Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:20 pm

Rofl xD When I stopped believing in the tooth fairy and my teeth came out i would tell my mom to give me a dollar because i lost a tooth o_O

I don't know any other words for question than question. but if I wanted to make it all complicated I'd say that It is a kind of sentence that you use when you want to find an answer to something o.o

What's the definition of the word "word"?

by **Xwikki** on Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:22 pm

I only used to get like, 20p. XD XD XD :lol:

by **arc794** on Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:28 pm

Lol, sorry. I don't understand England money

by **Xwikki** on Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:32 pm

AH>! You fiend. I'll have to get 'te cane out I will>!

UMMMMMM, 20p.... It's ummm. A couple of quaters>???

by **arc794** on Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:40 pm

Lol sorry xD and ok that makes sense.

by **Xwikki** on Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:46 pm

XD No worries, I'll just send you to a boarding school and drown you in tea, nothing worse.

by **arc794** on Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:53 pm

OHNOES!
Drown in tea? o.o
I think I'd rather not ;]
maybe you should go to the "Kill the user above you" forum topic :lol:

by **Xwikki** on Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:57 pm

Whoops. XD I was trying to show my British distaste.

by **arc794** on Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:59 pm

Lol oh

ok.

by **Yoshi13** on Sun Jan 17, 2010 3:36 pm

i cant seem to find the question
what does nh93ffwd4e±#”>£♭∞〒/:@$*“ÖÀöúÊÊ mean?

by **arc794** on Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:32 pm

Means you have to go meet a midget.. in South Carolina.. named Thorton.

What will the future be like?

by **xxParisJacksonFanxx** on Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:59 pm

^Answer: A potato

What does black smell like?

by **lunaevens** on Tue Jan 19, 2010 8:58 pm

am i really the only one who hates twilight? hu? hum? :balloons:

by **lunaevens** on Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:00 pm

cherryorange wrote:^Answer: A potato

What does black smell like?

well depends on what you are smelling that is black. DUH YOU CAN'T SMELL COLORS GOOF!

what's a an idea for a book about some kid who can only say your mom?
:dusto:

by **Xwikki** on Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:36 pm

'Your Mom Is A Whore, The Theory Of Life
by Jimmy Wells'>???

*I'll have to write a book now... XD*

What's the difference between man sized tissues and regurally sized tissues>? Sexist bastards...

by **xxParisJacksonFanxx** on Tue Jan 19, 2010 10:13 pm

lunaevens wrote: DUH YOU CAN'T SMELL COLORS GOOF!

I know. This forum is the ASK A DUMB QUESTION, and get a DUMB ANSWER.

"What does black smell like"? was my dumb question.

by **arc794** on Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:05 pm

Xwikki wrote:What's the difference between man sized tissues and regurally sized tissues>? Sexist bastards...

There's a difference? .-.

What does water taste like?

by **xxParisJacksonFanxx** on Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:52 pm

^Answer: Grape pop/soda

Where's my watch?

by **Nostalgic** on Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:30 pm

A: Where you left it,

Q: How do you pronounce the name of this forum?

by **Yoshi13** on Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:39 pm

cherryorange wrote:
lunaevens wrote: DUH YOU CAN'T SMELL COLORS GOOF!

I know. This forum is the ASK A DUMB QUESTION, and get a DUMB ANSWER.

"What does black smell like"? was my dumb question.

its ok i got your back

it smells like Wendy's Chicken Nuggets

Nostalgic wrote:A: Where you left it,

Q: How do you pronounce the name of this forum?

A: JKJFN*(&*# &*U FJDKLSIOETIITU

B: why did they make the purple skittle if no one likes them!

by **xxParisJacksonFanxx** on Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:45 pm

^Answer: To tick ppl off like this----> :hurl:

Did you know this is my uncle---> :alien:

?

by **Yoshi13** on Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:47 pm

A: thats impossible its my DAD ut oh!!

Q: Blah Blah Drull Blah?