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Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Tobias » Sat Dec 12, 2009 6:52 am

I saw this on another forum the idea is that you make a wish, then the person below you grants it but mess's it up then makes there own wish Example: Poster 1: I wish i could fly
Poster 2: Granted, but you fall asleep at 100 feet and fall and die

good luck
i will start it off

I wish my feet werent cold
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby xxParisJacksonFanxx » Sat Dec 12, 2009 7:16 am

Okay then.

^wish granted, but your feet gets caught on fire and burns off.

I wish for chocolate.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Spookles » Sat Dec 12, 2009 1:34 pm

My guild used to play this game, trust me, there where some funny things :lol:

^ Granted, but it is 50 years old, and is poisoned.


I wish for ..... 10 buckets of white paint and 3 of dark blue (( i need to re-do my some of my house... ))
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby mmfx » Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:41 pm

^ Granted, but your house and all your belongings are destroyed in a fire and you have nothing to paint.

I wish for a PS3.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby xxParisJacksonFanxx » Sun Dec 13, 2009 7:49 am

^granted, but it has a short in it and it goes KABOOM!


I wish for a cupcke :cupcake:
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Tobias » Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:30 pm

Granted but it gets lodged in your throat and you choke to death

i wish for world domonation! :king:
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby xxParisJacksonFanxx » Mon Dec 14, 2009 4:07 pm

^granted but it turns out as a world with peace, flowers, and cuteness! :lol:

I wish for a balloon :balloons:
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby fishinabox » Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:40 pm

granted but they lift you over a volcano and pop i wish for a better computer :computer:
you have one life so don't screw it up.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Xwikki » Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:02 pm

Granted, though you get a vista, which is just as crap. :lol:

I wish for a better youtube playlist.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Tobias » Sat Dec 19, 2009 3:11 pm

Granted but then you get banned from youtube





I wish i was a :infinity:
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby yellowdinosaur » Sat Dec 19, 2009 4:01 pm

Granted. But a pirate comes along and shoots u in the head :rawr:

I wish i lived in California...or somewhere warm.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Spookles » Sun Dec 20, 2009 9:25 am

Granted, but then california breaks off america sooner than expected and sinks, along with you on it

I wish for 6000 un-stolen dollars :D
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Xwikki » Sun Dec 20, 2009 9:27 am

Granted, but they're fake. XD

I wish for a bottle of rum right now. :D
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby fishinabox » Sun Dec 20, 2009 10:59 pm

granted but someone steals it i wish for to be funny :tomato:
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby collegestudent » Sun Dec 20, 2009 11:08 pm

fishinabox wrote:granted but someone steals it i wish for to be funny :tomato:


Granted but you make a black joke in Harlem and leave in a bag

I wish I was Happy :ecstatic:
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Spookles » Mon Dec 21, 2009 7:50 am

Granted but you are too overly-happy you get on everyone's nerves and someone decides to shoot you

I wish i could have another lucid dream and remember what i want to do in it..
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby collegestudent » Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:12 pm

Granted but, you end up being tortured and can't wake up from it

I wish I didn't have a head ache
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby pennylane » Fri Dec 25, 2009 5:44 pm

granted, you are given pills that take care of your headaches, but you experience some side affects: stomach problems, difficulties swallowing, sleep walking, and some Schizophrenic episodes here and there.

i wish i had the ability to read peoples minds
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Knickels » Sat Dec 26, 2009 5:39 pm

granted, but then you find out what people REALLY think about you

I wish I didn't have to work!
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby fishinabox » Sun Jan 10, 2010 12:22 am

granted but u get fired i wish 4 PIE
you have one life so don't screw it up.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby YoshiMike13 » Sun Jan 10, 2010 10:28 am

wish granted, but you are dreaming and wake up shortly after receiving the pie

I wish i had claws like a crayfish
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby eembuc » Mon Jan 11, 2010 4:25 am

Granted, but you have to sharpen them every other day so they don't fall off.
I wish I could have a super power that let me turn into any animal I want, even mythical animals.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby pennylane » Mon Jan 11, 2010 4:13 pm

granted, but after you turn into that one animal you had chosen you accidently swallow a bomb and explode
i wish i didnt have so much homework to do
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Jazzlinn » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:17 pm

^Wish granted. But now you have to clean up a school filled with crap by eating it.
I wish that I had beautiful clothes that were mine FOREVER that are indestructable and will always fit me and always look good on me and will stay perfect forever and nobody will EVER be able to steal them, and as long as I'm wearing them, I can't die- AND I'M WEARING SOME OF THOSE COTHES RIGHT NOW!

corrupt that.
Oh crap. I'm in trouble, aren't i?

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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby pennylane » Thu Jan 28, 2010 8:12 am

granted but you are unable to take the clothes off, and they make everyone around you hate you, so they torture and inflict pain upon you for all of eternity

i wish i could return to my home planet
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Lovelyfire » Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:58 am

You can return to your home planet but you can never come back

I wish I was a Goddess!
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby AbhiSingh » Sun Jan 31, 2010 6:43 am

Granted but your the goddess of war so no one likes you.

I wish I was the top MMA fighter :dusto:
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Jazzlinn » Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:23 am

^Granted, but MMA stands for Magic Mooing Animal, so you turn into a retarded cow. Smile an say MOO, sucka.
I wish that.... Oh crap. If I wish for something, you can it get corrupted... OOOHHH! I know!
I wish I had a laptop that does EVERYTHING electronically possible, and it's IMPOSSIBLE to give it a downside, and it can't break or freeze or any of that crap. and nobody can break into my house and steal it.
Oh crap. I'm in trouble now.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby RobnHoodlum » Mon Feb 01, 2010 1:59 am

^GRANTED, but God :king: borrowed it to store the souls in purgatory. and not have the issues that windows has with getting viruses, cuz then if he got a system restore several billion souls would have been wiped from the hard drive. :computer:

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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby *~*Isis*~* » Tue Feb 02, 2010 2:33 pm

Granted, but the iHome is possessed and plays all your music backwards to reveal evil messages.

I wish for the ability to teleport.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby pennylane » Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:40 pm

granted, but you cant control where you go, so you teleport to the moon where you die of oxygen deficiency

i wish that the world was made of cheddar cheese
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby RobnHoodlum » Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:44 pm

granted, but it gets moldy in a matter of hours because the bacteria multiply so fast.

I wish i had a bunch of mint chocolate
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby FiendJesterChaos » Sun Feb 07, 2010 4:36 pm

Granted, but it's all melted

I wish I had unlimited wishes
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby *~*Isis*~* » Mon Feb 08, 2010 2:42 pm

Granted, but it turns out that all wishes are limited.

I wish there was a law that let people walk around naked.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby abbatude » Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:50 pm

granted, but everyone turns into goopy blobs because their clothes keep their shap.
i wish i could meet the members of the band mudvayne
i love cats, but i can never seem to eat a whole one by myself.

dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die tomorrow.

if it wernt for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby ThisIsNotYourReality » Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:51 pm

abbatude wrote:granted, but everyone turns into goopy blobs because their clothes keep their shap.
i wish i could meet the members of the band mudvayne

okay im gonna give this a try

^Granted, but they don't like you. :^)
I wish I weren't such a noob. :D
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Nostalgic » Tue Feb 16, 2010 12:12 pm

Granted, but it turned you into a dork

I wish for Blue hair
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby FiendJesterChaos » Tue Feb 16, 2010 3:35 pm

Granted, but it's a blue flame

I wish for peace on earth
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby *~*Isis*~* » Tue Feb 16, 2010 3:57 pm

Granted, but then there's no reason for us to be here any more and the world ends soon after.

I wish for all the popcorn in the world.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Nostalgic » Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:07 am

Granted but it also makes you into a popcorn

I wish for pay rise
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Lady Spirit » Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:09 pm

Granted but you get fired the next day

I wish for faster internet
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby pennylane » Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:33 pm

granted but your computer explodes, and your head turns into a watermelon and also explodes (watermelons are fun to watch exlpode in slow motion)
i wish i could move objects with my mind

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_lsAU4_VrQ
click link to see exploding watermelon :D
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby abbatude » Fri Feb 26, 2010 7:21 pm

granted, but u r brain dead.

i wish i could get up the nerve to ask a boy i really admire out.
i love cats, but i can never seem to eat a whole one by myself.

dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die tomorrow.

if it wernt for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby nerdalicious » Fri Feb 26, 2010 8:30 pm

Granted but turns out hes gay

i wish i could be invincible
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby abbatude » Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:01 pm

granted, but u r a declawed, fixed kitten.

i wish i had a cell phone
i love cats, but i can never seem to eat a whole one by myself.

dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die tomorrow.

if it wernt for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Lady Spirit » Mon Mar 01, 2010 10:54 am

Granted but it's a cellphone from the 70's

I wish there was less reality shows...
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby abbatude » Sat Mar 06, 2010 8:39 am

granted, but the only shows are re-runs of old soap operas.

i wish i could kiss my ex again. i miss him.
i love cats, but i can never seem to eat a whole one by myself.

dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die tomorrow.

if it wernt for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby aPrince4anMJlover » Sun Mar 14, 2010 9:04 pm

^granted but he has the swine flu, horribly craked lips, and tastes like poop...

I wish for another cell phone



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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby pennylane » Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:39 am

granted, but it keeps ringing and ringing, and it wont stop, and your the only one who hears the stupid annoying ringing phone. Nobodies else does, so then you go insane and spend the rest of your life banging your head against a wall at a mental hospital.

i wish i could live in a volcano
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Re: Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corupted

Postby Tera » Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:58 am

Wish granted, but not before too long the volcano erupts.

I wish I could have a banana cream pie :D
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