Plug it in, plug it in.

[xxParisJacksonFanxx]

There was this Chinese lady who just moved to the USA from China, she only new 3 English words Me, me, me, forks & Knifes, forks & knifes, and Plug it in, Plug it in. The lady went to a grocery store and a cop came up to her and said "excuse me Ma'am, do you know anyone who killed this guy?", the Chinese lady replied "me me me", the cop said "what did you murder him with"?, "Forks and knives, forks and knives", she replied. so then the cop took her to the police station, straped her in the electric chair and asked "Is there any last words you would like to say?", then she replied "plug it in, plug it in".

[Anaghia]

omg, that's horrible!... but it made me crack up! good one XD