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Greeny2012, ihaveadream123456789 and jonoman appreciation!

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Re: Greeny2012, ihaveadream123456789 and jonoman appreciation!

Postby Guardian7347 on Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:01 pm

ihaveadream123456789 wrote:
Floyd's Jester wrote:
ihaveadream123456789 wrote:
Floyd's Jester wrote:Actually, I truly am eating a bowl of cereal as I'm reading, and replying to, this thread. :eat:

So. Greeny. Exactly how often do you post without ocular assistance? :D


Ooh get you eh ;) ! I truly hope it's a quality cereal you're having, none of this bargain bucket weetabix or the like
Without ocular assistance Greeny is like a tortoise on it's shell



Mmmm Apple Cinnamon Cheerios! :D


Good choice of cereal there, only legends eat apple cinnamon cheerios ;) I would propose to you but Guardian got in there first and I accept their proposal. Saturday OK with you?
Saturday would be spectacular. Just do me a favor and don't tell my wives. We'll move you to my compound,er...communal ranch immediately after the ceremony where you will forgo any further contact with friends or family members who refuse to accept me as their messiah and/or messenger of God. Either one will be fine.
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Re: Greeny2012, ihaveadream123456789 and jonoman appreciation!

Postby Greeny2012 on Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:01 pm

ihaveadream123456789 wrote:
Greeny2012 wrote:
ihaveadream123456789 wrote:Yes, yes it is. All the cool kids eat far superior cereals my friend, for example Sugar Puffs, Bran Flakes and Spar's cheap verison of Corn Flakes called Morn Flakes - however, Special K is not an acceptable breakfast in my book, it's usually eaten by guardian readers I heard.
I heard Martin Skrtel eats 9 inch nails for breakfast before wiping around his mouth with sand paper


Skrtel is a freak to be fair even if he didn't eat nail! And he will never be able to break a mans leg with a ball and thus will never be the hero riise was!
Also he isn't as hard as delap! He can't even throw a ball for big black men to fall into! Thus skrtel is inferior due to decreased ball thorwing skills!
Also on the cereal front I'm bored of talking of cereals! End of!


You cereal killer.
Martin Skrtel is so hard that when he doesnt do push ups, he pushes the earth down. He'd eat Rory Delap's face and wear it as a hat as well.


Leave rorys face out of this! It has been through enough already! Also i forgot to tell you that petar besivic was looking at this forum and by petar I mean the one who used to post with us occasionally before the glory days of you, me and jonoman! Back when we were new pieces of shits to this forum yet still hilarious!
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Re: Greeny2012, ihaveadream123456789 and jonoman appreciation!

Postby ihaveadream123456789 on Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:03 pm

Guardian7347 wrote:
ihaveadream123456789 wrote:
Floyd's Jester wrote:
ihaveadream123456789 wrote:
Floyd's Jester wrote:Actually, I truly am eating a bowl of cereal as I'm reading, and replying to, this thread. :eat:

So. Greeny. Exactly how often do you post without ocular assistance? :D


Ooh get you eh ;) ! I truly hope it's a quality cereal you're having, none of this bargain bucket weetabix or the like
Without ocular assistance Greeny is like a tortoise on it's shell



Mmmm Apple Cinnamon Cheerios! :D


Good choice of cereal there, only legends eat apple cinnamon cheerios ;) I would propose to you but Guardian got in there first and I accept their proposal. Saturday OK with you?
Saturday would be spectacular. Just do me a favor and don't tell my wives. We'll move you to my compound,er...communal ranch immediately after the ceremony where you will forgo any further contact with friends or family members who refuse to accept me as their messiah and/or messenger of God. Either one will be fine.

It's a date then . I won't tell any of the rest of your hareem about this but I aint goin in no compound fool :P
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Re: Greeny2012, ihaveadream123456789 and jonoman appreciation!

Postby Greeny2012 on Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:17 pm

ihaveadream123456789 wrote:
Guardian7347 wrote:
ihaveadream123456789 wrote:
Floyd's Jester wrote:
ihaveadream123456789 wrote:
Ooh get you eh ;) ! I truly hope it's a quality cereal you're having, none of this bargain bucket weetabix or the like
Without ocular assistance Greeny is like a tortoise on it's shell



Mmmm Apple Cinnamon Cheerios! :D


Good choice of cereal there, only legends eat apple cinnamon cheerios ;) I would propose to you but Guardian got in there first and I accept their proposal. Saturday OK with you?
Saturday would be spectacular. Just do me a favor and don't tell my wives. We'll move you to my compound,er...communal ranch immediately after the ceremony where you will forgo any further contact with friends or family members who refuse to accept me as their messiah and/or messenger of God. Either one will be fine.

It's a date then . I won't tell any of the rest of your hareem about this but I aint goin in no compound fool :P



You are my god guardian! I am your number one fan!I have shirts with your face on and other such memrobillia! Please can I join these camps that sound so joyful?
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Re: Greeny2012, ihaveadream123456789 and jonoman appreciation!

Postby Guardian7347 on Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:30 pm

Greeny2012 wrote:
Guardian7347 wrote:I just had this uncontrollable urge to willie-nillie come in here and show you guys love because you asked for it. I also am obliged to feel sorry for the three of you since you cry sometimes when I don't love you. As a complete stranger, I love you guys! This may be too soon in the relationship, but I think we should move in together. Would you like to meet my parents? I was thinking a fall outdoor wedding would be perfect! You're so damn needy! I need my space! Maybe we should try a...trial separation. It's over, I just don't love you like that anymore! Maybe we could try again...for the children's sake. Latte anyone?
There! A complete relationship in 15 seconds, and you didn't even have to take your hands off the keyboard or brush your teeth. What can I say, the world moves faster and faster.
No bullshit though, you guys are funny as hell, even if you are rude assholes. People need to never take you seriously or else everyone will spend a lot of time being pissed off with you for no good reason. They should wait for a valid reason to be pissed with you. I don't know if you hijacked that thread or not, but I know it's definitely your MO to do so in the name of fun. Either way, keep grabbing people by the short and curlies and pulling, it makes things more interesting around here. lol


first of all we are not needy if anything it is you who is needy smothering us with your love! However due to the fact you are the only guardian reader any of us have loved we will forgive you if we get a Full letter of apology! Also that time we cheated on you? Get over it! WE WERE ON A BREAK!

Also ihaveadream, is my sight some form of joke to you? Do you know what it is like to be pretty much blind? Leave me alone!!!

Finally I would like to say thar there us no other cereal then crunchy nuts! That shit you eat is nothing compared to it!

I only smother those who WON'T STOP CRYING! And in all fairness, the smothering only happens if the shaking is ineffective, or they are too heavy to shake. Old people, while extremely vulnerable to shaking, are just too damn heavy for it! You have to smother old people.

Guardian reader! How dare you! I am offended, at least whenever I'm not being offensive to others. I despise that shit-paper publication so much, I've never even been across the ocean, just to make sure I never run into a copy of it. Well, ok, that's entirely a fabrication, but it WOULD be true, if it were truer.

A full letter of apology? As opposed to a partial letter? Exactly what all entails a letter of apology? Is there a standardized letter of apology I could google?

Cheated? Who cheated? It's not infidelity if we're both doing the same hooker at the same time high-fiving each other!
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Re: Greeny2012, ihaveadream123456789 and jonoman appreciation!

Postby Guardian7347 on Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:33 pm

[quote="Greeny2012

You are my god guardian! I am your number one fan!I have shirts with your face on and other such memrobillia! Please can I join these camps that sound so joyful?[/quote] All are welcome! We don't sip lattes either. Would you like some kool-aid instead?
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Re: Greeny2012, ihaveadream123456789 and jonoman appreciation!

Postby Guardian7347 on Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:35 pm

[quote="ihaveadream123456789
It's a date then . I won't tell any of the rest of your hareem about this but I aint goin in no compound fool :P[/quote]
Awww...come on! We've got cookies! And kool-aid!
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Re: Greeny2012, ihaveadream123456789 and jonoman appreciation!

Postby Jonnoman on Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:14 pm

OHAI Guys. What have i missed?
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Re: Greeny2012, ihaveadream123456789 and jonoman appreciation!

Postby Guardian7347 on Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:10 am

Jonnoman wrote:OHAI Guys. What have i missed?
Nothing much, would you like to come live on my cult compound and drink Jim Jones kool-aid? The party will be just before the next comet comes through with the aliens hiding in the tail that will take us all away to their home planet and use us as sacred sex toys to be ravaged by hot alien chicks like the green girl from Star Trek. Speaking of, why do so many alien races look humanoid?
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Re: Greeny2012, ihaveadream123456789 and jonoman appreciation!

Postby Greeny2012 on Fri Nov 13, 2009 2:10 pm

Guardian7347 wrote:
Jonnoman wrote:OHAI Guys. What have i missed?
Nothing much, would you like to come live on my cult compound and drink Jim Jones kool-aid? The party will be just before the next comet comes through with the aliens hiding in the tail that will take us all away to their home planet and use us as sacred sex toys to be ravaged by hot alien chicks like the green girl from Star Trek. Speaking of, why do so many alien races look humanoid?


nice one guardian, take the joke too far and ruin the thread! No one has commented since you took it too far! I am disappointed in you and expect a full written apology for such disgraceful behaviour!
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Re: Greeny2012, ihaveadream123456789 and jonoman appreciation!

Postby Tal on Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:00 pm

Guardian7347 wrote:
Jonnoman wrote:OHAI Guys. What have i missed?
Nothing much, would you like to come live on my cult compound and drink Jim Jones kool-aid? The party will be just before the next comet comes through with the aliens hiding in the tail that will take us all away to their home planet and use us as sacred sex toys to be ravaged by hot alien chicks like the green girl from Star Trek. Speaking of, why do so many alien races look humanoid?

:lol:
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Re: Greeny2012, ihaveadream123456789 and jonoman appreciation!

Postby Guardian7347 on Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:40 pm

Tal wrote:
Guardian7347 wrote:
Jonnoman wrote:OHAI Guys. What have i missed?
Nothing much, would you like to come live on my cult compound and drink Jim Jones kool-aid? The party will be just before the next comet comes through with the aliens hiding in the tail that will take us all away to their home planet and use us as sacred sex toys to be ravaged by hot alien chicks like the green girl from Star Trek. Speaking of, why do so many alien races look humanoid?

:lol:
HA! I have been validated!...sort of. See that Greeny meany? Tal commented even after I ran the cult joke six feet under! So as far as that written apology goes, you can roll it up, light it up, and smoke it up while sipping your latte! *Do Guardian readers smoke pot?*
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Re: Greeny2012, ihaveadream123456789 and jonoman appreciation!

Postby Guardian7347 on Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:46 pm

Greeny2012 wrote:
Guardian7347 wrote:
Jonnoman wrote:OHAI Guys. What have i missed?
Nothing much, would you like to come live on my cult compound and drink Jim Jones kool-aid? The party will be just before the next comet comes through with the aliens hiding in the tail that will take us all away to their home planet and use us as sacred sex toys to be ravaged by hot alien chicks like the green girl from Star Trek. Speaking of, why do so many alien races look humanoid?


nice one guardian, take the joke too far and ruin the thread! No one has commented since you took it too far! I am disappointed in you and expect a full written apology for such disgraceful behaviour!
Wait a second...apologize for disgraceful behavior? Me apologizing to you for MY disgraceful behavior would be very much like one porn starlet calling another porn starlet a slut! Now I could apologize for not being disgraceful sooner. You would have a valid complaint there, and for that I apologize.
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Re: Greeny2012, ihaveadream123456789 and jonoman appreciation!

Postby Greeny2012 on Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:57 am

Guardian7347 wrote:
Greeny2012 wrote:
Guardian7347 wrote:
Jonnoman wrote:OHAI Guys. What have i missed?
Nothing much, would you like to come live on my cult compound and drink Jim Jones kool-aid? The party will be just before the next comet comes through with the aliens hiding in the tail that will take us all away to their home planet and use us as sacred sex toys to be ravaged by hot alien chicks like the green girl from Star Trek. Speaking of, why do so many alien races look humanoid?


nice one guardian, take the joke too far and ruin the thread! No one has commented since you took it too far! I am disappointed in you and expect a full written apology for such disgraceful behaviour!
Wait a second...apologize for disgraceful behavior? Me apologizing to you for MY disgraceful behavior would be very much like one porn starlet calling another porn starlet a slut! Now I could apologize for not being disgraceful sooner. You would have a valid complaint there, and for that I apologize.


I will be validation judge and u say that comment doe not validate and condone your actions!
Also my disgraceful behaviour and your disgraceful behaviour is very different, my disgraceful behaiour is funny without fail whereas yours involved joke killing which is very low!

To answer the question about guardian reader smoking pot, they do but meduatelu after they complain to the BBC that the BBC made them get high due to some controvesial thong show earlier that day that the BBC actuallu had no control over!
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Re: Greeny2012, ihaveadream123456789 and jonoman appreciation!

Postby Guardian7347 on Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:22 am

Greeny2012 wrote:
Guardian7347 wrote:
Greeny2012 wrote:
Guardian7347 wrote:
Jonnoman wrote:OHAI Guys. What have i missed?
Nothing much, would you like to come live on my cult compound and drink Jim Jones kool-aid? The party will be just before the next comet comes through with the aliens hiding in the tail that will take us all away to their home planet and use us as sacred sex toys to be ravaged by hot alien chicks like the green girl from Star Trek. Speaking of, why do so many alien races look humanoid?


nice one guardian, take the joke too far and ruin the thread! No one has commented since you took it too far! I am disappointed in you and expect a full written apology for such disgraceful behaviour!
Wait a second...apologize for disgraceful behavior? Me apologizing to you for MY disgraceful behavior would be very much like one porn starlet calling another porn starlet a slut! Now I could apologize for not being disgraceful sooner. You would have a valid complaint there, and for that I apologize.


I will be validation judge and u say that comment doe not validate and condone your actions!
Also my disgraceful behaviour and your disgraceful behaviour is very different, my disgraceful behaiour is funny without fail whereas yours involved joke killing which is very low!

To answer the question about guardian reader smoking pot, they do but meduatelu after they complain to the BBC that the BBC made them get high due to some controvesial thong show earlier that day that the BBC actuallu had no control over!
I will be the appellate validation judge, and as the defense attorney for the comments in question I argue that I did NOT, in fact, kill the joke, or the thread. While the joke had indeed ran the full course of it's life expectancy, it died a natural death. The silence that followed was instead the mourning period for the recently deceased comedic bit. Therefore, Tal's comment could be construed as the eulogy, albeit a very brief one, and NOT the pity laugh I paid good money for.
Moreover, since the prosecution isn't here at this particular moment to expose my argument for the weak flimsy house of cards that it is, as the judge I decreee that all charges of joke and thread homicide are without merit and find in the defendants favor. Not guilty! :excited: :excited: :excited: :hugs: :boogie:
I would just like to take this moment to thank my family for standing behind me through this whole ordeal. It's been really tough for us all, but I knew in my heart that I would be found innocent. I'd like to thank God for this day. Without you Big Man, this day might never have come! And for all you who supported me, thank you, I love you all!
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Re: Greeny2012, ihaveadream123456789 and jonoman appreciation!

Postby Greeny2012 on Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:00 am

Waoh! Seems like you're celbrating too soon, I won't settle until I get justice for the joke that was brutally murdered and the thread that was beaten until an inch of life and was in intensive care for weeks! Taking this issue right to the top of the justice system, Telford crown court! Where ihaveadream will be judge and jonoman and me the only members of the jury! Good luck with that!

I think that we should get back on topic now, people who love us! And why endelbendel hates us!
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Re: Greeny2012, ihaveadream123456789 and jonoman appreciation!

Postby atx911 on Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:13 am

Endelbendel hates anyone/everyone who doesn't agree with his point of view. :loony:
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Re: Greeny2012, ihaveadream123456789 and jonoman appreciation!

Postby Guardian7347 on Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:20 am

atx911 wrote:Endelbendel hates anyone/everyone who doesn't agree with his point of view. :loony:
So....that pretty much wraps up THAT conversation! lol
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Re: Greeny2012, ihaveadream123456789 and jonoman appreciation!

Postby Greeny2012 on Sun Nov 15, 2009 2:52 pm

Guardian7347 wrote:
atx911 wrote:Endelbendel hates anyone/everyone who doesn't agree with his point of view. :loony:
So....that pretty much wraps up THAT conversation! lol


no his Haterid for us goes deeper then that! I want answers from endelbendel!
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Re: Greeny2012, ihaveadream123456789 and jonoman appreciation!

Postby atx911 on Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:07 pm

I just received a very lovely and heartwarming private message from ol' endelbendel.....it was only 3 words but made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. He said...and I quote..."Fuck you creep."
Now I ask you....isn't that the sweetest message you ever heard? I was almost brought to tears.
The one thing I've found with this sweet charmer is that if you disagree with his point of view and call him on his bullshit...he runs for the abuse button and flags your response...but in the same breath he can split you in half (or at least try to) with his forked tongue.
What a hypocrit! :baby:
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Re: Greeny2012, ihaveadream123456789 and jonoman appreciation!

Postby Bubbydoll on Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:26 am

^ :lol: I also like to use the phrase "fuck off creep" but I only say it to men(usually in clubs, not online), not to women.
I think of endelbendel as female not male, wonder why so many think male?
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Re: Greeny2012, ihaveadream123456789 and jonoman appreciation!

Postby Greeny2012 on Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:23 pm

Bubbydoll wrote:^ :lol: I also like to use the phrase "fuck off creep" but I only say it to men(usually in clubs, not online), not to women.
I think of endelbendel as female not male, wonder why so many think male?


I never said he/she was male or female, I useually efer to him/ her as I just have! As a male I would like to stick up for our gender and say that most of us our not 'creeps' (jonoman and I haveadream are creep though) including me infact I like to think of myself as a kind caring individual!
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Re: Greeny2012, ihaveadream123456789 and jonoman appreciation!

Postby ihaveadream123456789 on Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:53 pm

Greeny2012 wrote:
Bubbydoll wrote:^ :lol: I also like to use the phrase "fuck off creep" but I only say it to men(usually in clubs, not online), not to women.
I think of endelbendel as female not male, wonder why so many think male?


I never said he/she was male or female, I useually efer to him/ her as I just have! As a male I would like to stick up for our gender and say that most of us our not 'creeps' (jonoman and I haveadream are creep though) including me infact I like to think of myself as a kind caring individual!


Greeny, you're creepier than Charles Manson eating a baby with his toes whilst watching Supermarket Sweep.
I agree with you though, Endelbendel has many people to answer to! Maybe he/she/it/whateveritis is too engrossed in the guardian to reply
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Re: Greeny2012, ihaveadream123456789 and jonoman appreciation!

Postby Greeny2012 on Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:02 pm

ihaveadream123456789 wrote:
Greeny2012 wrote:
Bubbydoll wrote:^ :lol: I also like to use the phrase "fuck off creep" but I only say it to men(usually in clubs, not online), not to women.
I think of endelbendel as female not male, wonder why so many think male?


I never said he/she was male or female, I useually efer to him/ her as I just have! As a male I would like to stick up for our gender and say that most of us our not 'creeps' (jonoman and I haveadream are creep though) including me infact I like to think of myself as a kind caring individual!


Greeny, you're creepier than Charles Manson eating a baby with his toes whilst watching Supermarket Sweep.
I agree with you though, Endelbendel has many people to answer to! Maybe he/she/it/whateveritis is too engrossed in the guardian to reply


Good point. he/she could also be an it (haermphrodite, yes endelbendel has both boy and girl parts) infact i have just written a song to do with haermaphrodites (/ladies in general)

J: Ooohhh....ooooh....
I just wanna, I just wanna
B: Just wanna do something special for all the Ladies in the World
J: Oh yes (J)
B: Just wanna do somethin' special
J: Ah (J)
B: For all the Ladies in the world
J: Is that possible? (J)
B: And the gir-rls
Don't forget them girls
J: Caribbean
B: (Ladies)
J: Parisian
B: (Ladies)
J: Bolivian
B: (Ladies)
J: Namibian
B: (Ladies)
J: Eastern Indochinian
B: (Ladies)
J: Republic of Dominican
B: (Ladies)
J: Amphibian
B: (Ladies)
J: Presbyterian
B: (Ladies)
J: Outta sight
B: Amazin' ladies
J: Late night
B: Hard workin' ladies
J: Erudite
B: Brainy ladies
J: Hermaphrodite
B: Lady-man-ladies
J: Oh you sexy hermaphrodite lady-man-ladies
With your sexy lady bits
And your sexy man bits too
Even you must be in to you ooo ooo
B+J: All the ladies in the world
I wanna get next to you
Show you some gratitude
By makin' love to you it's the least we can do...
B+J: If every soldier in the wo-orld
Put down his weapon and picked up a woman
What a peaceful world this world would be-eee...
B+J: Redheads not warheads
Blondes not bombs
We're talkin' about brunettes not fighter jets
J: Oooh Oooh it's got to be Sweet 16's not M-16's
When will the governments realize it's got to be funky sexy ladies?
B: I have a vision and all I can see
Is all of you with 'a all of me
In a world of peace and harmony
Where every lady gets a little piece of Bret-y
J: I've been to Paris, Wellington and Amsterdam
And a wham-bam, Merci, Danke, thank 'a you ma'm
I don't care if you're ugly or you're skanky or you're small
I just wanna do a little something special for y'all...
B + J:All the ladies, in the world, you deserve it, Girrrrrrl...





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Re: Greeny2012, ihaveadream123456789 and jonoman appreciation!

Postby Jonnoman on Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:28 pm

To clear up the issue of gender, endelbendel is clearly a hermaphroditic, transgender, pansexual, lady-boy.

Can i also suggest that in protest of endelbendels scumbag ways, we report all (of it's) posts.

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Re: Greeny2012, ihaveadream123456789 and jonoman appreciation!

Postby Greeny2012 on Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:36 pm

Jonnoman wrote:To clear up the issue of gender, endelbendel is clearly a hermaphroditic, transgender, pansexual, lady-boy.

Can i also suggest that in protest of endelbendels scumbag ways, we report all (of it's) posts.

<3 Spread the love.


Is everyone clear about endelbendel? everyone must refer to it as an it! ok????

endelbendel has many scumbag ways and should leave us alone instead of telling us to truck off the time! Infact i would say that i feel that i feel bullied and opressed by endelbendel! does anyone else?

hey endelbendel do you remember having my thread shut down? thanks for that! it was a great thread awell!!! i loved it like a child and you killed it! you killed my theoretical child! you bastard!!!!
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Re: Greeny2012, ihaveadream123456789 and jonoman appreciation!

Postby Tal on Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:48 pm

Bubbydoll wrote:^ :lol: I also like to use the phrase "fuck off creep" but I only say it to men(usually in clubs, not online), not to women.
I think of endelbendel as female not male, wonder why so many think male?

It's the internet I guess and the "ridiculous assumption" is one of the side effects. Endelbendel is a she btw and if I was her I'd be incredibly flattered by all the attention. Very few members have inspired so many posts (albeit dull and longwinded ones) but posts nevertheless.
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Postby Greeny2012 on Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:27 pm

Tal wrote:
Bubbydoll wrote:^ :lol: I also like to use the phrase "fuck off creep" but I only say it to men(usually in clubs, not online), not to women.
I think of endelbendel as female not male, wonder why so many think male?

It's the internet I guess and the "ridiculous assumption" is one of the side effects. Endelbendel is a she btw and if I was her I'd be incredibly flattered by all the attention. Very few members have inspired so many posts (albeit dull and longwinded ones) but posts nevertheless.


you are certainly easily flattered, considering everyone is slagging IT off!

Also any post that I have made about IT have not been dull or longwinded! They have all been interesting and straight to the point!
Why is this thread going so off topic? I want people to tell us how much they love us! It should be lots because we are awesome (me more then jonoman and Ihaveadream)
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Postby Bubbydoll on Sun Nov 29, 2009 1:08 pm

Greeny2012 wrote:
Guardian7347 wrote:
atx911 wrote:Endelbendel hates anyone/everyone who doesn't agree with his point of view. :loony:
So....that pretty much wraps up THAT conversation! lol


no his Haterid for us goes deeper then that! I want answers from endelbendel!


I quoted your post previous, you clearly typed a definite sex( male). Not that I really care, just that you typed, no I never refer to them as a specific gender.

Tal- I don't care what sex they are, other than fact people assume something and I clearly see something else that is obvious. I'd guess they don't really care what the guys have to say regarding them.
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Postby Guardian7347 on Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:40 pm

Greeny! Can I join the "people endelbendel hates" club? It has officially foed me and very sternly told me to get off it's ass. It also reported me twice to webby for verbal abuse. You see, it called me a racist baby-killer because I'm a soldier, and in the ensuing back and forth, I told it
Your misunderstanding is exceeded only by your inability to see anything positive. No, I don't stand by my statement as if it were something momentous you pompous hate-monger, I stand by my statement as if it were something I believe to be true.
If you no longer have anything worth reading to contribute, why don't you do everyone a favor and shut the fuck up. Contrary to your own bloated perception of self, no one is holding their breath waiting to hear what your response to anything will be.
This inspired it's first reporting of verbal abuse. Granted, I had called it an idiot several times previously, but that's not rude, that's stating facts. The best part is the foe status came as a result of a post I made that was actually conciliatory towards it. It got offended and foed me and reported me again! So, as a peace offering, i left it a latte and a copy of the Guardian.
If you would like to see the whole context of the conversation, you can go to news and politics and read "Obama doesn't respect our national anthem.
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Postby Greeny2012 on Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:08 pm

Guardian7347 wrote:Greeny! Can I join the "people endelbendel hates" club? It has officially foed me and very sternly told me to get off it's ass. It also reported me twice to webby for verbal abuse. You see, it called me a racist baby-killer because I'm a soldier, and in the ensuing back and forth, I told it
Your misunderstanding is exceeded only by your inability to see anything positive. No, I don't stand by my statement as if it were something momentous you pompous hate-monger, I stand by my statement as if it were something I believe to be true.
If you no longer have anything worth reading to contribute, why don't you do everyone a favor and shut the fuck up. Contrary to your own bloated perception of self, no one is holding their breath waiting to hear what your response to anything will be.
This inspired it's first reporting of verbal abuse. Granted, I had called it an idiot several times previously, but that's not rude, that's stating facts. The best part is the foe status came as a result of a post I made that was actually conciliatory towards it. It got offended and foed me and reported me again! So, as a peace offering, i left it a latte and a copy of the Guardian.
If you would like to see the whole context of the conversation, you can go to news and politics and read "Obama doesn't respect our national anthem.


Guardian,
This being my first post of the new year i would like to begin by wishing you personally a happy new year because i respect you!
now on to more serious issues. Yes you may join the club, infact the club welcomes you with open arms as though it is one huge hug!
did endelbendel complain about said latte that you left for him? If so did he thus complain to the guardian about you and then complain to the guardian immediately after for not having published his letter of rage?
In relati0on to the reports, who gives a fuck if he/she reports? the people who run this site have probably realised that everything (s)he says is bullshit and has t sent striaght to their junk inbox to be forever ignored much like the complaints that the bbc had after jeremy clarksons controversial lorry driver quote (this can be found at the end of this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC2mGhQw9CM)
to sum up you are the latest mebmer of the "why the fuck does endelbendel hate me? i just try to show him nothing but love!" club.
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Postby Floyd's Jester on Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:57 pm

atx911 wrote:Endelbendel hates anyone/everyone who doesn't agree with his point of view. :loony:


Very untrue, Endel and I disagree on a few things. What he and I both don't appreciate is when someone is disrespectful. :)
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Postby Floyd's Jester on Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:58 pm

And, actually guys, if you're talking about a previous 'Endel hating' thread where some truly horrible things were said about him, I got that one shut down. As I am going to try to do with this one.
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Postby greenhavoc on Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:18 pm

Tal wrote:
Bubbydoll wrote:^ :lol: I also like to use the phrase "fuck off creep" but I only say it to men(usually in clubs, not online), not to women.
I think of endelbendel as female not male, wonder why so many think male?

Endelbendel is a she btw .


WHAT?!are you fucking kidding me,Endelbendel is a chick...Holy shitballz,that explains everything.
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Postby greenhavoc on Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:31 pm

Floyd's Jester wrote:And, actually guys, if you're talking about a previous 'Endel hating' thread where some truly horrible things were said about him, I got that one shut down. As I am going to try to do with this one.


I freaking knew it...is that your sister or your brother?
So let me get this straight,he/she can say anything they want to about anyone of us,but we're not aloud to respond accordingly?
End put me on ignore,the only thing i can do now is send stupid emails every now and again,but that doesn't mean we hate each other.If your friend doesn't like what people are saying,then tell endel to ignore em like he/she did me,dont try to shut a whole fucking thread down just because YOU think it's not right.
Don't take that the wrong way jes,all I'm saying is I'm pretty sure endel can handle anyone of us.

And greeny,shut your fucking mouth...THAT'S MY COLOR BITCH!..stop making it look bad.
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Postby Floyd's Jester on Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:34 pm

Actually I get threads shut down that have gone too far. I don't only report 'endel bashing' threads. Any thread I see that personally attacks someone using unacceptable language, etc I report. We don't need people like that here. We're here to express our views in a mutually respectful way. Granted, it does get heated sometimes, but have you ever seen me blatantly disrespect or attack anyone, even when they do those things to me? It's really not that hard people.
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Postby greenhavoc on Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:46 pm

Floyd's Jester wrote:Actually I get threads shut down that have gone too far. I don't only report 'endel bashing' threads. Any thread I see that personally attacks someone using unacceptable language, etc I report. We don't need people like that here. We're here to express our views in a mutually respectful way. Granted, it does get heated sometimes, but have you ever seen me blatantly disrespect or attack anyone, even when they do those things to me? It's really not that hard people.


Are you serious?
we dont need people like that here
Any thread i see that personally attacks someone using unacceptable language,etc I report
We had a name for those kind of people back in grade school jes...
You cant be serious...cant be
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Postby Floyd's Jester on Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:48 pm

Yes I can. I usually only don't notice them in fact, until someone points them out to me. (No, not endel. Those are easy enough to find on my own). Is it wrong for me to be protective of my friends? I don't think so. I think it is appropriate to stand up for those who won't or can't stand up for themselves.
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Postby greenhavoc on Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:59 pm

Floyd's Jester wrote:Yes I can. I usually only don't notice them in fact, until someone points them out to me. (No, not endel. Those are easy enough to find on my own). Is it wrong for me to be protective of my friends? I don't think so. I think it is appropriate to stand up for those who won't or can't stand up for themselves.


Yea i dont really care about your friend,im more interested in you right now.
Why is anyone pointing out anything to you?
And no it's not wrong to protect your friends,but that particular friend really dont need no protection.
Let me ask you another question,are you going to report me for calling greeny2012 a little bitch-made faget that would rather complain about a problem than just ignore it?
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Postby Floyd's Jester on Mon Jan 04, 2010 3:04 pm

Mm probably not. I don't consider 'bitch' or 'fagot', no matter how wrongly spelled, to be going over the edge.
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Postby greenhavoc on Mon Jan 04, 2010 3:20 pm

Floyd's Jester wrote:Mm probably not. I don't consider 'bitch' or 'fagot', no matter how wrongly spelled, to be going over the edge.


there was another question in there as well,let me guess...completely missed it,right?
That's ok,i'll ask it again.

Why are people report shit to you?(i simplified the question for you,hope you dont mind)
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Postby Floyd's Jester on Mon Jan 04, 2010 6:38 pm

You mean why do people report stuff to me? Or Why are people reporting stuff to me? I don't know. I've never asked them. Maybe because they know I won't take that kind of abuse, nor will I see my friends be subjected to it. They know I'll do something about it. I'm trying to teach others how to be more assertive. It is not a lesson easily learned though, so it will take some time.
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Postby greenhavoc on Mon Jan 04, 2010 6:58 pm

I'm over it,i had a banana and some coffee.
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Postby Tal on Mon Jan 04, 2010 8:19 pm

In the same cup?
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Postby greenhavoc on Mon Jan 04, 2010 8:29 pm

:infinity:..you keep sneaking up on people like that Tal and one of these days someones gone thump you in the head
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Postby Tal on Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:44 pm

Nah. Nobody's got arms long enough.
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Postby Bubbydoll on Tue Jan 05, 2010 6:58 am

Greeny2012, you are a mod on here right? Or some sort of VIP mod?
Because I know regular members can't bump threads and I saw you bump it once without actually posting a post to bump it, you actually bumped up my last post on here and changed the date I posted it, and at the bottom of the thread it said "bumped by greeny2012"
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Postby Greeny2012 on Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:49 am

NOW I KNOW WHO SHUT MY THREAD I'M UNBELIEVABLY ANGRY!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK, AND ENDELBENDEL IS A WANKER, NO ARGUMENT ABOUT IT, SORRY, DON'T TRY AND SAY OTHERWISE BECAUSE I WILL GET EVEN MORE ANGRY!!!!!!
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Postby greenhavoc on Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:25 am

Your more than welcome.
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Postby Xwikki on Thu Feb 18, 2010 11:52 am

99th or 100th post. Yay. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Also, whaddaf--- are you lot arguing about>? :? :? :?
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