Kill the user above you.

by **doglover1335** on Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:16 am

Gos Super Ninja on you :infinity:

by **Smiley Lord** on Sat Jul 11, 2009 2:06 pm

Sics a resurrected, mutated, superpowered Blackbeard on your ninja :rawr:

by **doglover1335** on Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:31 pm

Calls Superman

by **Smiley Lord** on Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:42 pm

Stuffs cotton in your mouth as you try to call Superman, then kills you by having you babysit 100 extremely bratty toddlers.

by **RibZ** on Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:40 am

I kill you by running you over with a grocery cart full of smelly, tick infested sheep fleece

by **Pyrocensored** on Sun Jul 19, 2009 3:46 pm

Ima kill you with a spoon. Cuz its dull, and pointless...

by **RibZ** on Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:31 am

I kill you by setting my cat loose on you while you are sleeping. Get ready to be annoyed to death.. :lol:

by **Pyrocensored** on Thu Jul 23, 2009 8:44 pm

I hit you in the throat. While in shock, I take a knife and carve a hole directly in the back of your neck. Then I slowly insert my fingers into the hole and start tugging on your spine. I find where a rough area is that seems to be sharp and sticking into the middle back area. I use the knife to cut into that area and then disconnect the tissues holding onto the spine. I then take the spine out of your back with my fingers.

Now you've lost very little blood and are still alive, But have no spine. Now I take both of my thumbs and place them under your rib, pull up very hard, and then push it back, Puncturing alot of organs. Now where the ribs punctured holes in your back, I pour gassoline on it and down the hole I cut for your spine and into your mouth.

Now I bend back and break off all of your fingers and use the bones to stick into your eyes and slowly carve holes into them. I pour gas into the eye sockets and do the same for nose. I slit your wrist and pour gas into the wrist slittings. I stick fireworks into the hole I put in the spine area and into the fingersockets and rib puncture holes. I stick a ciggrette into your mouth and light it. Now you are on fire on the inside. I watch as guts shoot out of your back as the fireworks go off.

That should finish the job once and for all... :whistling:

by **RibZ** on Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:59 pm

I kill you by ignoring you.

by **Baelin** on Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:30 am

I kill you by whacking you repeatedly with a plastic spoon. :]

by **MaeveWalker** on Sun Jul 26, 2009 11:19 am

I kill you by sending flying purple pigs to crush you!
:]

by **Baelin** on Sun Jul 26, 2009 11:35 am

I kill you by shipping you off to the Evil Unicorn Land!

by **MaeveWalker** on Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:08 pm

I kill you by sending you to Bi Monkey Land!
O.o

by **RibZ** on Mon Jul 27, 2009 3:22 pm

I kill you by making you scout for the Detroit Lions.

by **Baelin** on Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:52 am

I kill you by making you watch The Wiggles for the entire day!

by **Blaze** on Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:01 pm

I kill you by locking you in a tiny square room with no windows, and you slowly die of starvation

by **RibZ** on Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:02 pm

I kill you by making you hang with me after I eat at Taco Hell. :harhar:

by **Blaze** on Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:16 pm

I kill you by tieing you to 1000s of helium balloons and once you get high enough i shoot all the balloons and you fall to your death

by **094** on Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:45 pm

Kill you by stuffing a lit M80 down your pants.

by **Blaze** on Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:59 pm

Thats not very nice

hehe
I wait till your asleep and then tip a big jar of man eating ants down your throught who then start eating out alive from the inside out :excited:

by **RibZ** on Thu Jul 30, 2009 2:31 pm

I kill you by feeding you liver for every meal and snack.

by **Blaze** on Thu Jul 30, 2009 2:44 pm

I kill you by not feeding you anything and you starve

by **RibZ** on Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:31 pm

I kill you by tapping you with a reflex hammer for all of eternity.

by **Cell** on Thu Jul 30, 2009 4:58 pm

I kill you... by making you listen to Britney Spears for an eternity.

by **Blaze** on Thu Jul 30, 2009 5:02 pm

Damn thats nasty

I Kill you by throwing you in the bear pit at the zoo during feeding hours.

by **Baelin** on Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:13 am

I kill you with PK Thunder!

by **MaeveWalker** on Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:16 am

i kill you by forcing you to have a foursome with the Jonas Brothers!!
:worry:

[just giving Crystal her revenge :whistling:

]

by **RibZ** on Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:45 pm

I kill you by making you take over for the infomercial guy who just died. You gootta look and act JUST LIKE HIM!

by **Baelin** on Sat Aug 01, 2009 6:07 am

@Maeve EWW! That's RAPE! And you're an accomplice!

]

I kill you by letting you test my new bungee jump ride! 35 floors up with 1 rubber band off the sidewalk

by **MaeveWalker** on Sat Aug 01, 2009 6:08 pm

[@Baelin nooo it aint. at least, i think...? ask Crystal xD]

i kill you the way that masked man killed Anika! [aka mee XD] cause i felt like it

by **RibZ** on Tue Aug 04, 2009 4:35 pm

I kill you by making you drink the juice my dad just made from rutabagas and rhubarb.

by **doglover1335** on Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:49 am

I would kill you by setting you on fire!

by **Blaze** on Sat Aug 08, 2009 1:55 pm

I kill you by drowning you in a big vat of hot chocolate

by **doglover1335** on Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:22 am

I tickle you to death

by **Blaze** on Wed Aug 12, 2009 8:30 pm

by **Blaze** on Wed Aug 12, 2009 8:30 pm

by **Ironor** on Sat Aug 15, 2009 2:32 pm

<Uppercuts ^ so hard he smashes into mars

by **RibZ** on Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:21 pm

I kill you by following you around after I eat Mexican food.

by **Smiley Lord** on Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:04 pm

I kill you with fire. :hothead:

by **Ozzy948** on Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:24 pm

I kill all of you by sending Freddy after you!!!

(lol)

by **Lithium** on Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:22 am

I kill you by duck taping you to the floor and chopping you into little pieces so I can saute you for dinner in my favorite skillet, because you ate my cat.

by **Smiley Lord** on Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:51 am

I kill you by bombarding your email address with advertisements from all those stupid spam bots that have been visiting DD lately.

by **Tera** on Sun Sep 20, 2009 4:01 pm

I kill you by making everything you send out in the future porn and twilight fan girl pictures of Edward.

by **Smiley Lord** on Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:23 pm

Oh, how could you? :cry:

I'll kill you by applying Rule Thirty Four to Twilight in the most grotesque, sickly perverted way possible and send you pictures of Edward porn with a foursome with Renesmee, Rosie O'Donnell, and Barney - all in bed together at the same time! :evil:

by **Smiley Lord** on Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:33 pm

I kill you with an endless loop of Barney's "I love you, you love me".

by **EnesisZero** on Sat Oct 10, 2009 9:45 pm

you who killed nicco, shall face both the wrath of me and my ninja cats.

I kill you with my swords and with my ninja kitties claws and teeth so that you are in tiny shreds and never seen again.

by **Blaze** on Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:37 pm

This is getting kind of sick... :shock:

I like it

I kill you by running over you with a steam roller

by **EnesisZero** on Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:05 pm

I kill you by throwing you into a room where I accidentally mixed together bleach and ammonia....

by **EnesisZero** on Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:56 pm

I kill you by placing you in a dark room with no windows and lock the doors and then all the evil things that live in the darkness come out and eat you...

by **EnesisZero** on Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:07 pm

I kill you by turning into a zombie and eating your brains...