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What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby Abe1998 on Sat Dec 17, 2011 9:32 am

I had a dream I met Skrillex. He had orange/red hair, and a goatee. We were in the country outside this house for sale. I think i saw some sort Asian currency. Anyway, me and Skrillex went into the house. I didn't like the atmosphere, or the smell of it. Then, my next door neighbor's evil dog (who I HATE) came running in barking at me, and Skrillex.
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby KRSTYSTLCLR on Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:07 am

Who is Skrillex?
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby Chibilisous on Sun Dec 18, 2011 5:36 pm

Skrillex is a popular music artist (mostly in dubstep)

Here's one of his songs -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F21aifX0lZY&ob=av2e (it's my favorite :) )
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby Abe1998 on Sun Dec 18, 2011 5:53 pm

I'm not gullible. I was just double checking :infinity:
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby lucid dreamer on Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:31 am

well i, like kristy, haven't heard of him. of course i am not into that kind of music anyway. on the other hand, i had a dream the other night that i kept waking up from and each time i went back to sleep it would continue where it left off. i rarely have that happen. the only problem is i couldn't remember it. the good thing is, though, i've been having more and more dreams. just don't seem to be getting a good sleep.
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby Abe1998 on Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:38 am

I wish I could have an epic dream like that. I wish I could continue from where I left off in the dream I had that inspired me to write. It didn't seem finished. The only reason I woke up was cause I started chocking in the dream...:(
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby lucid dreamer on Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:22 pm

what i really hate about not remembering the dream is it was really cool, or at least i think it was. i hate it when i can't remember cool dreams.
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby KRSTYSTLCLR on Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:08 pm

Hey Lucid,
I just got woke up from a dream that I could actually remember, and now I can't remember most of it....uhhhgg so I know what you mean.

@abe and Chibil, Oh, I see what you guys mean. I wish I could dream about Stephen Tyler or Ozzy or someone who's music I like. That would be awesome! You get an appearance for free Ha.
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby Abe1998 on Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:11 pm

I had a dream that Megan Fox was in my kitchen :shock:
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby KRSTYSTLCLR on Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:27 pm

Why do you get all the celebrities HUH? :D
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby Abe1998 on Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:34 pm

I guess im just "luckey" (that's my last name lol ik that was lame) :geek:
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby KRSTYSTLCLR on Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:41 pm

Great last name! I know someone who's last name is LINEBURGER. Hahahahahaa. Also one is Mc Fail. I wonder how that one messed up or improved that persons life. Yeah you got a luckey last name...Lolz :D
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby Abe1998 on Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:50 pm

I think I heard someone's last name was Gukenburger (I used that for a crazy looking wii character) :shock:
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby KRSTYSTLCLR on Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:03 pm

hhhaaahahah here it comes.....
wait..... :tomato:
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby KRSTYSTLCLR on Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:05 pm

JK JK :halo:
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby Abe1998 on Tue Dec 20, 2011 5:39 am

lol :) it's cool how chain reactions work. How did we get from Celebrities to weird last names??? :?
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby realapol on Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:25 pm

guyz can you help me with my dreams? i dream lastnight i sex with my husband and he want to record our sex, i get the camera and try to find the video but i couldnt find it, and one famous actor from taiwan propose a marriage he keep saying i love you while were walking but he's 10foot far from me... what was that mean? plsss help... :oops:
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby Chibilisous on Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:07 pm

@realapol - I'm not sure. I've never had such a dream before :/

This may not be the right topic for you to post this kind of dream into. Have you tried posting it in the General Dreams topic? I'm sure you'd have more luck there :)

@lucid dreamer - OH GEEZ that has happened to me WAY too many times! It always gets to me, too :banghead:

@Abe1998 & KRSTYSTLCLR - MAN you guys have chatting a lot during the past day I've been gone :lol: "Luckey" is an awesome last name, by the way :)

Also, I can't remember anything from last night's dream, but I do remember near the end I somehow ended up riding a flying ostrich! :rofl:
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby KRSTYSTLCLR on Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:48 pm

Chibilisous wrote:Also, I can't remember anything from last night's dream, but I do remember near the end I somehow ended up riding a flying ostrich! :rofl:


Too funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby Abe1998 on Wed Dec 21, 2011 6:34 am

Chibilisous wrote: @Abe1998 & KRSTYSTLCLR - MAN you guys have chatting a lot during the past day I've been gone "Luckey" is an awesome last name, by the way


Hah! Thx. But I know the BEST family. lol :)
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby RockPillow® on Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:47 pm

I had a number of weird dreams last night, but the only one that I remember was a sort of lucid dream. Somebody dumped a toddler on me to take care of and it was such a little asshole. It decided to shave one of my eyebrows to half its thickness (it actually looked good), and I didn't want to have mismatching eyebrows in my dream, so I decided to go look for somebody to shave my other eyebrow identically. And to find the kid that ran away. I don't think I found either of those things though.
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby secretbear1 on Thu Dec 22, 2011 1:29 am

I had a weird dream where I turned into a penguin and broke into someones house but they couldn't do anything because I was a penguin (yay! :) )
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby Abe1998 on Thu Dec 22, 2011 7:37 am

lol. I had a dream i was fighting active camo gorillas in halo :shock:
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby lucid dreamer on Sat Dec 24, 2011 3:12 pm

i had a weird dream where i or someone was singing "he's got the whole world in his hands" and i woke up with that stuck in my head. didn't have it stuck in my head for too long though. :rofl:
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby RockPillow® on Sun Dec 25, 2011 12:28 pm

I had a very slow motion dream of a guy taking an arrow to the knee, and I put Skyrim on my wishlist. No need to interpret this one.
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby guesswhoiam on Sun Dec 25, 2011 9:39 pm

This is weird. Once I had a dream that I ordered delivery pizza, and the pizza was cold when the delivery guy brought it. So I was like "whatever" and took it. Then all of a sudden, I was the pizza guy! And I think, a sort of apocalypse was happening, and the sun turned RED and it had a FACE!!! It was frowning and looked mad, and then I heard a voice from the sky saying "THOU HAST DISAPPOINTED ME, CHILD." and I just knew it was the sun...IT WAS WEIRD!! I woke up laughing very hard.
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby Chibilisous on Tue Dec 27, 2011 9:39 pm

@lucid dreamer - Oh geez that has happened to me so many times :lol:

@RockPillow - So, did you get it? :)

@guesswhoiam - Too funny! I guess Mr. Sun doesn't like his pizza cold! XD

As for me, I had a very... weird dream, with a side of funny. Me, my sister and few other kids our age were working for the Warden (from superjail -> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superjail! <-). He was giving us really low salaries, (25$ in a week or so, but he would only give us 20$ if he considered our work lacking) so we decided to escape. In the second part of my dream, we had somehow escaped the prison and had found a black robotic dragon by the name of Earl. He was very kind to us and even let us all ride on his back, of course he was a little shy but that's what made him cute, I guess. We were all enjoying a lovely cruise over a vast lake on his back when suddenly the Warden appeared riding what seemed to be GLaDOS (except she was flying somehow). Earl knew it was too dangerous for us to stay with him, so he gave each of us little life boats which he had stored in a compartment in his stomach (I think). We had all just gotten in our individual life boats when the Warden released a rocket and blew the poor dragon to pieces. We were unfortunately too close to the explosion which sent us all flying in each direction, immediately knocking us unconscious. I remember being semi-conscious, floating in the water when I felt a sharp robotic crank grab my limp body and dragging me back to the Warden's prison along with everyone else.

I will miss Earl, he was so damn cool :(
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby KRSTYSTLCLR on Wed Dec 28, 2011 7:46 am

@Chibi and Lucid.....LOLS....ROFL
You two have given me some real belly laughs! This thread is great and you guys and your silly,funny, weird dreams are the best!
@ Rockpillow...I love that dream with you babysitting and the kid shaved your eyebrows! HaaaHaaa..that was hilarious:)

I havnt had too many dreams lately. However sleep is much better. I got one of those air purifiers and have been sleeping like I did 18 years ago! I dont know if its the cleaner air or the white noise, but its working! yeah..clap clap:)
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby RockPillow® on Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:51 am

Chibilisous wrote:@RockPillow - So, did you get it? :)


Yes. It's quite the escapist game and I'm enjoying the hell out of it.

So I had this dream last night that I was naked. I would never want to be naked, but the person I was in my dream was naked. HE/SHE (I never even looked at myself to tell) drove his/her friends to school and when he/she wanted to walk into school an officer told him/her that she wasn't allowed to go to school naked. Okay, I'll stop doing the he/she thing and say I, I think you get the point. Anyways, if I were able to lucid dream I would try to get some clothing on myself, but this dreamself I was had no modesty or sense of social awkwardness. I remember picking up my friends from school and still being naked. I told them that I was going to take them somewhere fun and they agreed. I drove off a cliff and we kept falling into the pitch darkness. Then my dreamself hopped out of the car and told everybody else to do the same. I landed in the water, and so did they. The dream ended with me shouting at my friends, "Ha! Guess who didn't get their clothes wet?!"
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby DeepSleeper44 on Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:35 pm

RockPillow® wrote:So I had this dream last night that I was naked. I would never want to be naked, but the person I was in my dream was naked. HE/SHE (I never even looked at myself to tell) drove his/her friends to school and when he/she wanted to walk into school an officer told him/her that she wasn't allowed to go to school naked. Okay, I'll stop doing the he/she thing and say I, I think you get the point. Anyways, if I were able to lucid dream I would try to get some clothing on myself, but this dreamself I was had no modesty or sense of social awkwardness. I remember picking up my friends from school and still being naked. I told them that I was going to take them somewhere fun and they agreed. I drove off a cliff and we kept falling into the pitch darkness. Then my dreamself hopped out of the car and told everybody else to do the same. I landed in the water, and so did they. The dream ended with me shouting at my friends, "Ha! Guess who didn't get their clothes wet?!"

:lol: That last part got me.
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby Chibilisous on Wed Dec 28, 2011 8:26 pm

@RockPillow - HAHAHA oh geez that last part got me too! :lol:
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby Abe1998 on Thu Dec 29, 2011 5:00 pm

LUCID DREAM!! Also had a dream my friend was gambling, and I met two other guys with the same name as me.... :shock:
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby DeepSleeper44 on Sat Dec 31, 2011 9:37 am

Woo-Hoo! I got to be spider-man again!
This dream had a bit of a storyline behind it. In one part, I was trying to help this guy living in a crumby neighborhood to get medication for his hands, or something like that. I guess he'd severely injured them or something. The mob was apparently tied up in this, as they were always hanging around when I came by. This story was split with another one in which I was trying to protect this family from the mob. The father in the family was an older man and he had gotten mixed up with the wrong people. Now those people were coming after him. In one part, a guy with a golden gun came by and tried to carry out a hit on the father, but I was there, and I stopped him. I didn't kill him, though, because he drove away on his motorcycle before I got the chance. Then I was back in the alleys, trying to help the guy with the hands again. I met up with him but had to fight my way out of there. By this time, the mob was really out to kill me. The bosses attended a meeting together and I spied on them and hid in the shadows. As they left and walked down a sidewalk together, I leapt up and swung by in front of them and they knew that I had been there the whole time. Later on, the hitman with the golden gun arrived at the family's house and this time, he killed the father. I heard the mother's cries and quickly webslung over to their house and arrived just as the killer was leaving. I checked on the father, saw he was dead and raced after the killer on his motorcycle. Eventually I pulled him off the bike and fought with him for awhile before smashing his face against the ground and strangling him to death (Yeah, I'm the rated-R spider-man that you don't see in theaters). Soon after, a group of 5 came to the family's house with the intent to kill them all. The grandparents came a few minutes before and they had shotguns. I positioned myself on the roof and a big fight broke out. The grandmother shot the first guy to pieces, while I took care of the other four, finally finishing the first guy off by slashing him across the face and side with the sharp edge of a snow shovel. In the last part of this dream, I returned to the crumby neighborhood to see how the guy with the injured hands was doing. He was there, but so was a mob boss. We were all in a narrow alleyway, and I sprinted through it. Upon seeing the mob boss emerge, I gave him a running jump-kick to the face and punched out his goons before swinging away.
That was one fun dream. :excited:
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby Chibilisous on Sat Dec 31, 2011 4:57 pm

O__O

I bet that was an awesome dream!! DAAAANNNNNGGGG BOOOOYYYY :lol:

I want a dream like that :'(
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby Abe1998 on Sat Dec 31, 2011 5:15 pm

That sounds like a really cool dream! I wish I could have a dream like that, too! Fighting dreams are so much fun! Wish I could have them more often. Although I'm not too thrilled about the face getting banged on the ground and getting sliced in the face thang. Besides, spider-man didn't try to kill people...actually he did kill the burglar that killed his uncle in the first movie, but after that I don't think he tried to kill anyone. But it still sounds really cool. :excited: Was it an epic dream? Sure sounds like it
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby DeepSleeper44 on Sat Dec 31, 2011 5:31 pm

Abe1998 wrote:That sounds like a really cool dream! I wish I could have a dream like that, too! Fighting dreams are so much fun! Wish I could have them more often. Although I'm not too thrilled about the face getting banged on the ground and getting sliced in the face thang. Besides, spider-man didn't try to kill people...actually he did kill the burglar that killed his uncle in the first movie, but after that I don't think he tried to kill anyone. But it still sounds really cool. :excited: Was it an epic dream? Sure sounds like it

I don't know if I'd call it an epic dream, but it was lengthy and very vivid.
And, yeah, I know spider-man doesn't kill people. I was just really pissed at those people in the dream for targeting the family and I got carried away with my rampant badassery. :ecstatic:
Still awesome.
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby Abe1998 on Sat Dec 31, 2011 5:39 pm

Oh ok. I had a dream where a two cops were talking, and one said, "He died WITH A SHOE!" In other words, someone got killed by a shoe. I have VERY odd dialogue in my dreams that makes no sense at all. Anyway, the other cop was so ticked off that he took his keys and other stuff he had in his pockets, took out his gun, and shot himself in the chest. Very odd....and the weird thing is I've had weirder dreams :shock:
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby DeepSleeper44 on Sat Dec 31, 2011 5:43 pm

Abe1998 wrote:Oh ok. I had a dream where a two cops were talking, and one said, "He died WITH A SHOE!" In other words, someone got killed by a shoe. I have VERY odd dialogue in my dreams that makes no sense at all. Anyway, the other cop was so ticked off that he took his keys and other stuff he had in his pockets, took out his gun, and shot himself in the chest. Very odd....and the weird thing is I've had weirder dreams :shock:

LOL. That's freaking crazy. :lol:
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby Abe1998 on Sat Dec 31, 2011 5:48 pm

Yeah...I've also had dreams about kung-fu nuns, plants putting themselves up for adoption, fighting active camo gorillas in halo, a kid will smith being in a street verion play of whinny the pooh, and a blue sea star from space falling in love with a spy.
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby 08Wolf08 on Sat Dec 31, 2011 8:05 pm

:rofl: :lol: HA HA! I LOL'd reading everyone's posts XDD. I'm so glad I made this thread! X)

Anyway, hopefully everyone has had a good year filled with weird and epic dreams, I'm wishing everyone a happy new year filled with many more hilarious and weird dreams as well as good times in 2012! :wave: :boogie:

And hopefully I can remember my dreams and go lucid again :/ ....
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby Abe1998 on Sat Dec 31, 2011 8:47 pm

Happy new year! And I don't think the world's goona end. Jsyk. Unless you get me right in time, tty ya next year :)
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby KRSTYSTLCLR on Sun Jan 01, 2012 12:45 am

@Lucid
"hes got the whole world in his hands....lololololol

@Deepsleeper
"badassery!.....OMG I love that...too funny
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Postby Chibilisous on Wed Jan 04, 2012 11:40 am

I had another dream with the Warden in it a few nights ago! MAN! It's like my subconscious wants me to watch that show again! hahaha :lol:

Anyways, I was on some kind of island that was divided by many cities and towns, and each had it's own culture (like one city would be New York and the one next to it would be Bangkok). I was searching for a weapon that I previously had in the dream but somehow lost. I eventually found it in what looked a lot like my backyard (but I didn't think about it). It was a pair of orange and black scissors, but I only wanted one of the blades. I was about to go down the porch stairs and onto the yard where the scissors were, but then a dog came along. I hesitated to go down until it started to turn into a cuddly little sheep. I was patting it and cuddling it when a man suddenly appeared in my bedroom window. He told me to take the scissors, but for some reason I thought then that it was wrong to take it when it wasn't mine and refused (keep in mind I didn't realize I was in my own backyard). He asked me to take the sheep's sample instead and a needle suddenly appeared beside me. I didn't want to hurt the poor sheep, but I didn't really know what else to do. Then a boy my age strolled into the yard and convinced me to escape the man. That's when an idea popped into my head, and I explained everything to him. I told him first I would take my own sample with the needle and give it to the man, and as he would be analyzing the contents, before he would realize it wasn't the sheep's sample, we would escape the yard by climbing over the nets surrounding a couple of trampolines and go over the fence. As I explained my plan, it was all already happening, and before I knew it, we had escaped. We ran to the closest city which looked a lot like in Greece. I wanted to do some sightseeing, but I knew that the man would definitely be chasing after us. I checked a map I never had with me before and sure enough, like on an electronic map, I could see his head (which was now the Warden's from SuperJail) and those of his employees (Alice and Jared) moving around on the map, chasing us. We continued to run all around the city, but no matter where we went, they seemed to always be on our trail. I somehow knew that some kind of robot (GLaDOS or Jailbot) was providing them with our location just as we knew theirs. Seeing as how logic doesn't apply in dreams, we thought that the safest place to go was the Warden's very own hideout which was an underground amusement park. Once inside, my memory kinda blurs until I found myself in a rowboat with the boy sitting across from me, and at the same time a giant old-fashion ship containing the Warden and his employees as well as what I think to be the prisoners who were currently near the end of singing a musical. Just as they were about to finish, my head suddenly flew off my shoulders. That's when I realized that it wasn't really me, but a mannequin. But no one else except the boy in the rowboat knew that. The Warden caught my mannequin's head in mid-flight and stared at it for a few seconds until flying onto the rowboat and confronting the boy, telling him that it was his fault. The boy simply replied with a short and very eligible explanation about how it wasn't his fault. The Warden (who wasn't the Warden anymore, but a man with spiky blue hair) just sneered with discontentment as he suddenly started to turn into stone. Outside, in the city's streets, where the real me was, I would see that the city was gradually turning to stone as well.

Sorry that it was pretty long :(
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby cdsmitty on Wed Jan 04, 2012 4:23 pm

I had a couple of weird dreams that I'm able to remember...

one of them was a dream where I was at my cousins' house and all that I really remember about it was that I was waiting my turn to get on a water slide that was actually a Dr. Pepper slide. It had the logo and everything on it and the water was actually Dr. Pepper.

The other dream was really weird but funny...

I was sitting at this table and my boyfriend comes up to me and places two bowls of beans in front of me. He tells me to eat them and the first bowl looked as if it had cheese and sauerkraut on it. I take a bite and it definitely tastes sour, but within a few seconds, I've eaten it all and he looks at me and says, "It was good wasn't it?" and I said, "It was a little sour." and this girl walks in and sits at the table and says, "All the deviled eggs are gone. I wanted mozzarella sticks, but everyone's too lazy to put them in the oven." and then I give her this weird look and that's when I wake up.
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby Abe1998 on Wed Jan 04, 2012 7:22 pm

cdsmitty wrote:I had a couple of weird dreams that I'm able to remember...

one of them was a dream where I was at my cousins' house and all that I really remember about it was that I was waiting my turn to get on a water slide that was actually a Dr. Pepper slide. It had the logo and everything on it and the water was actually Dr. Pepper.

The other dream was really weird but funny...

I was sitting at this table and my boyfriend comes up to me and places two bowls of beans in front of me. He tells me to eat them and the first bowl looked as if it had cheese and sauerkraut on it. I take a bite and it definitely tastes sour, but within a few seconds, I've eaten it all and he looks at me and says, "It was good wasn't it?" and I said, "It was a little sour." and this girl walks in and sits at the table and says, "All the deviled eggs are gone. I wanted mozzarella sticks, but everyone's too lazy to put them in the oven." and then I give her this weird look and that's when I wake up.


HA! Too funny! I had a dream I was playing Halo: Reach 2 (which I know they're NOT going 2 make because of how it ended). I also dreamt that I played fighters: uncaged. And my xbox was messing up, and it pulled up Mortal Kombat.....odd. But then I dreamt I went to 2 of my church lock-ins (I went to my first the other night. That's probably why I dreamt about it. But anyway, in the first one, and big monster truck kept going over a ramp, and hovering over me and my peers. At the second lock-in, it was a dance lock-in, and I was trying to find someone to dance with. I was going to dance with my friend Kiersten, but she got off the stage before I could dance with her. Next thing I knew, I was on stage. So I did something really stupid: I knew I couldn't tap dance, so I acted silly like I was trying too, and i looked ridiculous. I think this part (about embarrassing myself) I dreamt about because something embarrassing happened to me at the gym yesterday.
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby 08Wolf08 on Mon Jan 09, 2012 10:05 pm

Omg, I had a dream of Portal the other night :D !!YAY!!!! That was EPIC!!!! :cabbagepatch: I remember I was holding the Portal gun, I'm at the place where you enter through the sewer and portal your way up into a big room where there are turrets ready to shoot you. I already got rid of the turrets so I'm just jumping off ledges, shooting and going through Portals before I hit the ground. I'm doing crazy flips entering portals from the ground then through the walls then through the ground again; I was pretty much going all over the place XDD. That was real fun!! For some strange reason, random little demons appeared out of no where and that was the part when I ran...

Also some days ago, I took a nap with my dog after I came home from school. Whenever I come home, I go straight to my room and she comes over and greets me. That time, I grab her, huggle her then lay on my bed petting her and hugging her tight until I fell asleep. After some minutes, I woke up cuz my dog was moving her little head, her legs and breathing hard (she was probably dreaming) It was her loud snores that mainly woke me up XDD lol That's when I found out dogs do snore. She's so cute when she snores :heartpump: !!
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby Abe1998 on Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:59 pm

08Wolf08 wrote:I had a dream of Portal the other night :D !!YAY!!!! That was EPIC!!!! :cabbagepatch: I remember I was holding the Portal gun, I'm at the place where you enter through the sewer and portal your way up into a big room where there are turrets ready to shoot you. I already got rid of the turrets so I'm just jumping off ledges, shooting and going through Portals before I hit the ground. I'm doing crazy flips entering portals from the ground then through the walls then through the ground again; I was pretty much going all over the place XDD. That was real fun!! For some strange reason, random little demons appeared out of no where and that was the part when I ran...

Also some days ago, I took a nap with my dog after I came home from school. Whenever I come home, I go straight to my room and she comes over and greets me. That time, I grab her, huggle her then lay on my bed petting her and hugging her tight until I fell asleep. After some minutes, I woke up cuz my dog was moving her little head, her legs and breathing hard (she was probably dreaming) It was her loud snores that mainly woke me up XDD lol That's when I found out dogs do snore. She's so cute when she snores :heartpump: !!


Sounds like an awesome dream! I love dreams like that! :lovestruck: Btw my dog's cuter (Beagle collie/sheltie mix). And she's a better cuddler :tongue:
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby FebruaryRose on Tue Jan 10, 2012 6:16 pm

I had a dream not that long ago that my grandmother was a serial killer. :lol:

I also had one dream about a pearl with a spell on it. I had to get it back from a dragon, who turned out to be a dragonling. He put the pearl into his mouth and told me that the only way I would get it back was if I tickled his belly. o_O
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby Abe1998 on Tue Jan 10, 2012 6:37 pm

FebruaryRose wrote:I had a dream not that long ago that my grandmother was a serial killer. :lol:

I also had one dream about a pearl with a spell on it. I had to get it back from a dragon, who turned out to be a dragonling. He put the pearl into his mouth and told me that the only way I would get it back was if I tickled his belly. o_O

:shock: wow.....funny and....just....wow. I had a dream that there were stepmills in walmart, and people called them Grandma's trashcan... :shock: :lol: :rofl:
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Re: What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

Postby Chibilisous on Tue Jan 10, 2012 7:26 pm

*GASP* Lucky you!! I want a portal dream!! :D You know what would be awesome? If you could shoot portals on ANY flat surface in your dreams, so you could go anywhere the portals (dream) takes you! I wonder at all the possibilities *v*

And I don't mean to bring up this terrifying subject back, but I just finished watching the movie Totoro which my best friend gave to me as a late christmas present and I just have to say it! I LOVE TOTORO!!! He's soooo CUTE! :heartpump: :heartpump: :heartpump: It's DEFINITELY my favorite Ghibli movie! :lovestruck:

Dream wise, I had a pretty sad/weird dream last night. I won't go much into detail, though. All I'm going to mention is that in the dream I was getting bullied by literally hundreds of My Little Ponies (I don't watch that show, btw), that I turned into a monster with 6 arms and squeezed a guy's arm clean off and that I did some kind of magical/ceremonial dance inside an incantation circle to try and get back at all the people that were bullying me but instead made it snow and made everyone cheerful :| *pokerface*
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