What are YOUR Funny/Weird Dreams?

[08Wolf08]

.....Ok, I'll start first!


1- 11/7/09- I had a short dream about me shrunk in size with other people climbing aboard a boat. The boat was a Wii box, when the draw-bridge opened, it was a Wii-mote! XD

2- 12/10/09- I was this wolf (just like my pic) breaking into someone's food storage room and stealing all their Goldfish crackers! MWUAHAHAHA!!! And they actually tasted cheesy!

3- 2/6/10- I went to 3 parties in 1 night! The first was the main fun. It was daytime outside playing dodge ball with some kids and teens. Everyone would get hit by the ball except me. I kept dodging until I was the last one standing and we started a new game. One of the teen guys grabbed the ball
and told us about the new rules of the next round.
"If anyone gets hit last by the ball will have to date or dance with this guy!" He pointed at the Superbowl mascot costume dude next to him. The costume he wore sort of looked like Bob the Builder.
The dude with the costume extended his arms and yelled, "WHO WANTS MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" ......No body answered. The girls sitting on the benches were giggling at the dude embarrassing himself.


4- 4/22/10- I was just standing there watching a Werewolf and a Vampire argue.......inside the laundry room of some Departments! XD


-I forgot the date of this dream. This happened 2 months after MJ's death. The dream was about Michael Jackson singing "Stranger In Moscow" in one of the stalls of the Lady's Restroom. I was like," ...... "

5- 8/23/10- I remember being inside this medieval looking room of stone walls. I was there with a group of Benders like from Avatar: The Last airbender. They were young teens guys and girl benders. There were Air benders, Earth, Water,Electricity and so many more I can't name.
I was a Fire Bender, standing there watching others practice and put their skills to the test. After a bit, I decided to take action. I raised my arms and felt warm inside and out. I was like, "I GOT DA POWAH!!!! " I suddenly bursted up in flames! I felt that my feet lifted off the ground.
I was floating in air enveloped in fire like a human fire ball. It.Was.AWESOME!!!! I began to yell,"LOOK AT WHAT I HAVE CREATED!!!!" And exactly the moment I finished saying 'created', my flames went out. I crashed on the floor. I quickly recovered and got back up. The other benders were staring at me.
They started laughing and giggling. "Aww, but it was really there!" I said with a smile.


6- 9/8/10- It was night time. I was sitting with my family at a crowded restaurant on the top floor. There was a lot of people on the roof of buildings and on the streets below. I heard screams and cheering of people as there was this parade going on.
The people at the restaurant screamed and cheered too. I saw a HUGE balloon going through the streets. The balloon was....Elmo?? It was Elmo's 28th Anniversary?!?!WTH?!?! Then everyone started to count down as if it was New Year's:

"5....4....3...2...1...HAPPY 28TH ANNIVERSARY!!!!" Fireworks rocketed and exploded in the night sky! Party favors made such a racket! AND THE CROWD WENT WILD!!! Then some random person came up to me and put a red top hat with a picture of Elmo around it on my head.
I was like,"..Thank You.....?"

So....yeah. Those are my funny/weird dreams so far I would LOVE to hear about YOURS!

[foxface]

your dreams are so much more funny and care free and creative than mine. You must have a nice enjoyable life...I hope I don't offend you by saying that. I like the fire bending dream because sometimes I have awesome magic powers like that too--like I shoot a horizontal stream of fire expanding outward from my hands. or a barrier technique...or going hover boarding against game bosses. lol

[08Wolf08]

Nah, totally un-offended. But care free and creative? I rarely get funny dreams like these....Most of my dreams are pretty disturbing actually..... But hey, I do my best to enjoy my life and my dreams!

[foxface]

hahaha, awesome!

[shift1085]

those made me laugh

i had one once where i got kidnapped by a painter/clown, and i kept calling him It (you know like that Steven king movie XD)
and then whilst arguing with him, i saw three baby alligators on a wall and i randomly kissed one on the nose

and then my dream last night...was hilarious. first i was traveling with the criminal minds characters...and a random ostrich....
then we found some suspicious plants...like drug plants or something....
then i was sitting on the edge of a horizontal ladder across a canyon, just sliding across it like Mary Poppins on the railing of a staircase...and the ladder went straight down and i defied gravity by still being attached....XD
then i was watching some strange ritualistic dance around a fake camp fire by creatures halfway Dr. Suess and halfway like the sloths in ice age ll...and they were singing the same song haha and this really really REALLY fat one was the fire king, and he was dancing too.....
lolz?

[08Wolf08]

then i was watching some strange ritualistic dance around a fake camp fire by creatures halfway Dr. Suess and halfway like the sloths in ice age ll...and they were singing the same song haha and this really really REALLY fat one was the fire king, and he was dancing too.....
lolz?

!!

Lol, your dream reminds me of one I had and I forgot to stick this on my post.
It was about me break-dancing! !It was so much fun and easy! I tried doing it in reality but I ended up hurting myself XD....

[08Wolf08]

-10/9/10- I had a quick dream about me running around a pool with my pjamas. XD I ended up jumping in the pool with my PJs on.

[dragonwolfgirl]

Not that long ago I dreampt a gaint octopus attcked my town and my house and I took charge in this shop, telling them to hold onto something and glay low, then spiderman appeared He hugged my and I hugged him, began to cry But then I remember going outside and gioant octpus was spouting these red and black tenticles things and hitting through spiderman with them but he was just simply walking away with the tenticles hitting him, I remember charging at the octopus, but then I woke up.

LOLLLLLL Anyway, your dreams are so WEIRD! And so... so COOOL!

[08Wolf08]

......Thanks .......i guess you can say mines are cool...... I really liked my fire bending dream
Btw, Your dream is so weird

[dragonwolfgirl]

......Thanks .......i guess you can say mines are cool...... I really liked my fire bending dream
Btw, Your dream is so weird

Lol, its not the weirdest of my dreams though, when I was little, I dreampt I got eaten by a glass painting of the beast (from beauty and the beast the film) LOLLLL

[08Wolf08]

Very strange yet very funny.

Ever had awesome ones or really fun dreams, better than just cool dreams? I had several, they mostly have to do with being the player in some video game . I've been thru monster hunting and going through a labyrinth. It's so awesome! Especially the deathmatch tournaments, shooting people is FUN!

[lucid dreamer]

I have had two awesome dreams just this year, one was the funniest dream I've ever had.

I was in this car like those on The Fast and the Furious, what type I'm not sure maybe Murcielago. I was driving on this mountain road as fast as I could make the car go. My granddad was in the passenger seat. The look on his face was priceless as he kept saying "Would you slow down?!", "Don't drive so close to the edge!", and "Keep in you lane!" Oh man, I loved that dream.

The other awesome dream was a superhero type dream. I was in this warehouse type place with all kinds of products on tons of selves running around fighting these super villains. I had so many abilities I can't even name them all. In the end, I was the one the fought the villain leader and beat the leader. That was an awesome dream.

[dragonwolfgirl]

Oh yeah, I had a really EPIC DREAM it was so cool, I had super powers and kicked major bad-guy butt! So cool I loved that dream and I've had loads like it, one I submitted, I think you've veiwed it already though but yeah here it is: viewtopic.php?f=8&t=58884

[08Wolf08]

Oh yea! I have read it Its full of AWESOMNESS!!!

-Oh and I recently had a really weird dream last night! I don't remember much.... First it was something about watching Tv outside where there is no electricity. Then something about this really awkward race. I was at the side of a road where the finish line was at. I watched as 2 werewolves raced each other while giving a piggyback ride to their human teammate That was extremely weird!! XD. I also remember breakdancing again It was quite fun!

[dragonwolfgirl]

WOW! Weidness and AWSOMES! Its the weirdest and awsome dreams that make me want to sleep ^_^

[shift1085]

Oh yea! I have read it Its full of AWESOMNESS!!!

-Oh and I recently had a really weird dream last night! I don't remember much.... First it was something about watching Tv outside where there is no electricity. Then something about this really awkward race. I was at the side of a road where the finish line was at. I watched as 2 werewolves raced each other while giving a piggyback ride to their human teammate That was extremely weird!! XD. I also remember breakdancing again It was quite fun!

O_?

[shift1085]

omg i remember another dream where i woke up laughing,
because there were many animals dancing to the song Lemon Jelly by Sims
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neeXmBkvPIQ

then my sis walked up and said, "hey yer supposed to wake up now "
and i was like...haha no way!!!!

[lucid dreamer]

That's funny.

[08Wolf08]

Lol! !

[08Wolf08]

-10/16/10- Had a dream about news reporter interviewing a man wearing dead white wolf skins living the ways of an animal in a forest. He would literally walk on all fours. I was standing beside the reporter as a spectator listening to them. The conversation went something like this:

"How was your experience living in the wilderness?" The reporter asked the 'wolfman'

The 'wolfman' responded, "Well.....to tell you the truth......IT SUCKS!!!! I have to chase after my food and catch it with my mouth.....no privacy when I go behind a bush to do my business.....using leaves as toilet paper.....sometimes pine tree leaves.....no clothes, just my wolf skin.....no electricity...no cell phone...no bed.....life as an animal SUCKS!!! Then I woke up XD..

[08Wolf08]

Wow, its been quite a while since anyone had a funny dream. I just had a quick short one some nights ago. In this dream I remember that I was on the sidewalk out in the streets. A semi truck stopped at a red light. I just suddenly realized that I was dreaming so I did the most RANDOMEST THING EVER ATTEMPETED in the history of Dreammoods forums........

.........I jumped up and Moonwalked across the hood of the semi truck.. The people out on the streets had their eyes glued on me. Especially the driver, he stared at me moving across his hood. A dream that I definitely won't forget!

[shift1085]

[Chibilisous]

Haha that is funny Good thing it was a dream, or else people would have thought you were crazy XD

I had a funny dream about 3-4 months ago. Me and my sister went to Tim Hortons (my favorite restaurant) and I convinced myself that I wouldn't waist any of my money. When we were next in line, my sister ordered what she wanted, then it was my turn. I started to say something, but then I remembered that I didn't want to spend anything, so I told the cashier to forget it, but she said she had already written it down on the cash register and that she couldn't erase it, so I had to pay for the thing that I ordered which was apparently... a napkin! She was charging me 15cents for a single napkin! I got mad at her for trying to force me to pay for the napkin, and yelled at her that I wasn't even going to use the napkin, and the argument went on until my mom came out of the 'employees only' door and wrote a 30$ check which she gave to me to give to the lady. 30$ And I GAVE it to her without asking any questions!

That dream pissed me off, but when I thought about it more when I woke up, I thought it was actually pretty funny

[08Wolf08]

Haha that is funny Good thing it was a dream, or else people would have thought you were crazy XD

Ya know, if I had a friend and a camera with me, I would go moonwalking out in the streets. (Yeah, I am that crazy )

[AireDaleDogz]

When my dream started I was Dexter from Dexter's laboratory running from various household items affected with the "hate ray" (I somehow knew this from the start of the dream.) I ran upstairs (in his house) and entered a room, his parents were there and both got hit by the hate ray and started chasing me around. I ran across about 15 dishwashers in the kitchen before exiting the house and running onto my real life school's playground where it was day time (at the house it was night time).
I, now not Dexter anymore, sees him run past my view. The people holding the hate ray appear (there were about 6 of them and they looked like they were from Twilight ) and suddenly I'm Blossom from the Powerpuff Girls confronting them with Bubbles and Buttercup, saying "Not so fast bad guys!".
They then say "and how will three little girls stop us?"
We then float upwards to demonstrate our superpowers. They didn't look impressed and just started firing the hate ray at us. Bubbles and I dodged the ray but Buttercup got hit when she did a slow motion "Noooooooooooooooooooo" to prevent someone else from getting hit. She started attacking us and we got defeated.
I then weakly say "Look behind you." She looks and I hug her, somehow knowing that the cure for the ray is love.
It then goes to the same playground where I (now really me) am with a friend. We're sliding down a slide but it's really short. So I just say "Hey, this IS a dream" and then command the slide to get longer (which it did.) It shot up into space where I then try to climb down by commanding my dream to give me MAD Climbing skills. A little further down I go "Screw this, give me superpowers!" Which the dream gave me and I started to fly down when my dad woke me up.

BEST. DREAM. EVER.
And I even had complete awareness throughout the dream!

[Nancydective]

I have a ton of werid dreams but the majority of the time they always involve me getting knocked out or kidnapped or both.

[nirav34]

Had one today, it was funny. Me and my friends were hanging out at his restaurant. An Asian female doctor was talking to someone, her face was in the opposite direction from where we were sitting, and I asked my friend is she your doctor? He said yes. She looked sexy from behind. So I told my friend, she looooookssssss hoooooo, and as she turned around I saw her unattractive face, and said looks ooooooook to my friend. I started laughing and he did too.

[cyber_dreamer]

I had a funny dream a long time ago but I remember every details. I was in a public pool and the water looks so nice and cool that I decided to jump in it. I woke up in my usual bedroom, in november, and realised that I jumped on the floor on my butt That hurt a lot!

Ok, I admit it is not very detailed but it was really vivid, not to mention painful. My mom barged in my room to see if I was okay and I said that it was nothing. I went back to sleep as if nothing happened.

[08Wolf08]

^ You made my day! Hope it doesn't happen again!

[cyber_dreamer]

Well, I have another one, it's not as funny but it was just as weird (and no I didn't jump on my butt). I woke up one night because I needed to go to the bathroom but I was only half awake. I got off bed, walked to the door like a zombi but realise (more or less) that the door was shut, wich is unusual. I try the handle but I can't find it so I feel the door with my hands but it doesn't work either. In my head I'm thinking "Crap! I'm stuck in my bedroom and I need to pee!" so I came back to my bed, climb it and tried to open the window. Hell, it was january so it was a cold draft that woke me up, and I remember feeling dumb because I was standing on top of my bed in complete dark. I think I might have a bit of a sleep walking problem...

Well, this isn't a dream but I think it was funny AND weird, so yeah

[08Wolf08]

Lol, it seems like pretty interesting things happen to you. I would really love to hear some more.

[08Wolf08]

3 days ago, I had a bit of a weird dream.... This is going to sound even RANDOMER than my Moonwalking dream... I got hugged by the video game character, Sonic the Hedgehog. Umm...yea....really random. XD lol.
That's the first time I ever got hugged in a dream .....

[movethroughme]

it seems like in most of all your dreams when works are spoken it all makes SENSE. like, when anyone speaks in my dreams, or I read anything, its complete gibberish, just random words mashed together but with the right conjunctions and whatnot. nothing word related makes sense.. and I keep having this thing where in my dream someone always says something do with "walk through the valley of the shadow of death"? thats the only decipherable thing i can pull out of any of my recent dreams. lol

[Oceiana]

WOW. Compared to you guys, my dreams are NORMAL!

Check this one out, copied directly from my dream journal: I'm sure I'm not remembering some parts, but this scene stands out and was quite vivid: I was on some kind of mission with the members of a band I see on TV all the time. They were wearing blue and yellow Star Trek-like uniforms. I was the only one wearing a red one. We had to navigate around this volcano, and whatever happened, we absolutely could NOT fall into the lava. I clung to a rocky ridge as, one by one, the band members fell off the rock ledge, into the lava, and disappeared. The last one to vanish was the one who is always portrayed as being very smart. Curiously, the first one to vanish was the one who obsessed about looks the most. I knew I had to do something, so I climbed down the rocky side of the mountain I was clinging to and made my way toward the volcano. The lava was churning, bubbling, glowing, and basically acting very ominous. I remembered something about a gem in our mission briefing and inspected the area around the volcano. Suddenly, I fell in! The initial shock wore off and I swam around trying to find the gem. It was just like swimming through molasses. I was able to uncover a bright scarlet gem (not stone, GEM) from some niche around the outside of the volcano. I inserted it into a slot on my wrist, which had a futuristic-looking gaunlet on it. The gem glowed so bright I almost had to shield my eyes. I sunk deeper into the lava, held up my hand, clenched my fist, and commanded the volcano to drain. In a flash, all of the band members were sitting around me; coughing, covered in lava, and in shock, but otherwise unharmed in the now-safe volcanic crater.

Hahahaha....what on earth was the point of that?

By the way, movethroughme, "walk through the valley..." is from Psalm 23: http://www.rwf2000.com/2000/23pslm.htm

Glad to help

[metalchickxX]

OMG
the dumbest weirdest dream ive ever had;
i got squashed by a tetris block,
so than i went to this colorful casino - like maze. or night clubish with flashing lights.
the satan person (because this was soppsidly HELL)
was a bee called "queen bee!"
so the only way to live was by limboing under 13 levels of limbo each getting harder. lol i failed at 4..
and the bee sent me across the ocean @ 12:am in this stupid boat with butterflie people in it. than
i was sopposed to be sacraficed to the king bee who sat in a throne in this strange green castle.
WEIRDEST DREAM EVER
~ love X

[metalchickxX]

3 days ago, I had a bit of a weird dream.... This is going to sound even RANDOMER than my Moonwalking dream... I got hugged by the video game character, Sonic the Hedgehog. Umm...yea....really random. XD lol.
That's the first time I ever got hugged in a dream .....

awwh thats soo cute ! i had a dream that i got trappped in a mario game once and I was yoshi hahaha

[metalchickxX]

haha i also had a weird dream where i went to this modeling contest.. and it was at a movie theatre with tyra banks ther. OMG!!
and we wore stupid crap like elephant suits and newspaper dresses and waffle box dresses haha
than the last day i won americas next top model cuz she said "X... ur americas next top model"
than i heard a fire alarm and i woke up it was actully my clock haha XD

[08Wolf08]

^ The top randomest funny dreams I ever heard!

[08Wolf08]

3 days ago, I had a bit of a weird dream.... This is going to sound even RANDOMER than my Moonwalking dream... I got hugged by the video game character, Sonic the Hedgehog. Umm...yea....really random. XD lol.
That's the first time I ever got hugged in a dream .....

awwh thats soo cute ! i had a dream that i got trappped in a mario game once and I was yoshi hahaha

There was a real reason behind that.... I remember something about seeing him in pain and I healed him... I also wasn't feeling very good during that day.... so I guess both of us really needed a hug.
Lol, I hope I don't get hugged by another random video game character

[NarutoUzumaki]

I had a weird dream were I was in a Zelda game.I had to go through each dungeon. The weird part was that the Zelda game turned out to be a part of a model that someone had made and I got put in. There was a lot of people outside looking at me in the dungeons as I got further and further. Naruto was my brother in the game(most of the time when Naruto appears I am either him or his twin brother that I made up.) He was helping me get past the bosses. But the people were still looking at me.

[metalchickxX]

3 days ago, I had a bit of a weird dream.... This is going to sound even RANDOMER than my Moonwalking dream... I got hugged by the video game character, Sonic the Hedgehog. Umm...yea....really random. XD lol.
That's the first time I ever got hugged in a dream .....

awwh thats soo cute ! i had a dream that i got trappped in a mario game once and I was yoshi hahaha

There was a real reason behind that.... I remember something about seeing him in pain and I healed him... I also wasn't feeling very good during that day.... so I guess both of us really needed a hug.
Lol, I hope I don't get hugged by another random video game character

LOL yes i needed a hug

[metalchickxX]

I had a weird dream were I was in a Zelda game.I had to go through each dungeon. The weird part was that the Zelda game turned out to be a part of a model that someone had made and I got put in. There was a lot of people outside looking at me in the dungeons as I got further and further. Naruto was my brother in the game(most of the time when Naruto appears I am either him or his twin brother that I made up.) He was helping me get past the bosses. But the people were still looking at me.

omg they were stalking you
XD hahahaha

[08Wolf08]

3 days ago, I had a bit of a weird dream.... This is going to sound even RANDOMER than my Moonwalking dream... I got hugged by the video game character, Sonic the Hedgehog. Umm...yea....really random. XD lol.
That's the first time I ever got hugged in a dream .....

awwh thats soo cute ! i had a dream that i got trappped in a mario game once and I was yoshi hahaha

There was a real reason behind that.... I remember something about seeing him in pain and I healed him... I also wasn't feeling very good during that day.... so I guess both of us really needed a hug.
Lol, I hope I don't get hugged by another random video game character

LOL yes i needed a hug

Aww, hugs for you too!

[08Wolf08]

I had a weird dream were I was in a Zelda game.I had to go through each dungeon. The weird part was that the Zelda game turned out to be a part of a model that someone had made and I got put in. There was a lot of people outside looking at me in the dungeons as I got further and further. Naruto was my brother in the game(most of the time when Naruto appears I am either him or his twin brother that I made up.) He was helping me get past the bosses. But the people were still looking at me.

OMG! What is with these video game dreams?!?!? XD lol.
Yeah and when I said I didn't want to get hugged by a video game character, last night, I had a dream that I WAS that character! Yes, in the dream I was that blue hedgehog! *sigh...... me and my hedgehog dreams....I'm starting to notice that I'm getting that alot...

Anyways, last night was a pretty funny one. I was in this cafeteria at some school, standing by the lunch line. I was just looking around checking if anything goes wrong. I got pretty bored so I went to ask if I could help with anything. The lunch lady told me that I could help pass out newspapers to people but that job sounds even more boring. Because I really had nothing to do, I decided to go run around the cafeteria and mess with people. XD I would go tap on someone's shoulder then run away and they never knew who it was. XD I kept running around the rows of tables and people were looking around wondering, 'what is that speedy thing?'

Then I suddenly stopped because there was this tall guy in my way. He was one of those basketball players, but this guy had his pants pulled down halfway and had his blue boxers showing. I made such a hilarious scene out of that! XXDDD I snuck up behind him and pretended to spank his rear. People around me were laughing! But when the tall guy turned around, I already disappeared. XDDD That was fun messing with dream characters!

[metalchickxX]

3 days ago, I had a bit of a weird dream.... This is going to sound even RANDOMER than my Moonwalking dream... I got hugged by the video game character, Sonic the Hedgehog. Umm...yea....really random. XD lol.
That's the first time I ever got hugged in a dream .....

awwh thats soo cute ! i had a dream that i got trappped in a mario game once and I was yoshi hahaha

There was a real reason behind that.... I remember something about seeing him in pain and I healed him... I also wasn't feeling very good during that day.... so I guess both of us really needed a hug.
Lol, I hope I don't get hugged by another random video game character

LOL yes i needed a hug

Aww, hugs for you too!

[NarutoUzumaki]

I had a weird dream were I was in a Zelda game.I had to go through each dungeon. The weird part was that the Zelda game turned out to be a part of a model that someone had made and I got put in. There was a lot of people outside looking at me in the dungeons as I got further and further. Naruto was my brother in the game(most of the time when Naruto appears I am either him or his twin brother that I made up.) He was helping me get past the bosses. But the people were still looking at me.

omg they were stalking you
XD hahahaha

They were people I knew. They were stalking me as you said and the way they looked at me was creepy.

[metalchickxX]

I had a weird dream were I was in a Zelda game.I had to go through each dungeon. The weird part was that the Zelda game turned out to be a part of a model that someone had made and I got put in. There was a lot of people outside looking at me in the dungeons as I got further and further. Naruto was my brother in the game(most of the time when Naruto appears I am either him or his twin brother that I made up.) He was helping me get past the bosses. But the people were still looking at me.

omg they were stalking you
XD hahahaha

They were people I knew. They were stalking me as you said and the way they looked at me was creepy.

dont trip, chicken strip XD

[metalchickxX]

i had a weird dream last night !
in the dream i went to an amusement park , and on this one rocket ship ride... to go on it we had to put baloon plastic over random , holes LOL
than we had to pick a song but i was really angry cuz all the music was disco and im really into rock or metal (hints my name lol)
so i finally was done with that crap....... than i went on the rocket ship and it went to this moon and ther was 1000000 or uncountable animated sharks
and TORI LANE!!!!!! (idk if you know who tori lane is. its probably better if you dont LOL)

but yep. weird ass dream, ive been getting em lately. im losing my ability to be lucid

[HayleyElizabeth]

i had a dream that oprah died. it was 2 am, and these doctors brought her into a barn, and they were going to bring her back to life...?


and another when i bought a jet pack and i was about to go flying and i was really pumped, so i went out onto my trampoilne and jumped off, but the jet pack didnt have any batteries, so i hit the ground and got hurt.

[NarutoUzumaki]

I had another weird dream last night. This time I was on a lego platform on a ocean and at the bottom was a lego Titanic- the front of the Titanic. The center of the platform sank and at the moment I realized that was no ocean, my bedroom was flooded with water. The problem was it was way different from my bedroom. And I drained this fake ocean via the Victorian heat grate which was closed, It was at the bottom of the wall. I opened it and all the water drained through the grate.