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whats your favorite pick up lines?

Postby Steadfast101 » Sun Nov 27, 2011 5:58 pm

list your favorite pick up lines that you like. you can also list ones that you dont like.

the one that i like:

Excuse me, do you have a map? i seem to be lost in your eyes!
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Re: whats your favorite pick up lines?

Postby JeremyM » Mon Nov 28, 2011 1:09 am

You have to have a charming delivery and smile to make those tacky lines work. lolz.

Best line is, Hi my name is_______, and reach out to shake their hand and say your name and that you think they are someone you would be interested in getting to know more. 2c.
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Re: whats your favorite pick up lines?

Postby DocScott » Mon Nov 28, 2011 11:57 am

Excuse me Mame can you empty your purse? You seem to have stolen my breath.
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Re: whats your favorite pick up lines?

Postby Xwikki » Mon Nov 28, 2011 12:04 pm

If I had the choice between DNA and RNA, I'd choose RNA because it has U in it. :P
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Re: whats your favorite pick up lines?

Postby ArghJo » Tue Nov 29, 2011 12:35 am

I heard you were looking for a STUD. I have the STD all I need is U ;)

Is your dad a farmer? Because you're sure good at raising cocks.
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Re: whats your favorite pick up lines?

Postby CeciliaMystic » Tue Nov 29, 2011 1:39 am

Xwikki wrote:If I had the choice between DNA and RNA, I'd choose RNA because it has U in it. :P

...i don't get it... :?
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    Re: whats your favorite pick up lines?

    Postby tropicalheatwave » Tue Nov 29, 2011 7:20 am

    anyone who wants a pick up line that really works should listen to jack nickolson http://youtu.be/PZTZiRlplDs
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    Re: whats your favorite pick up lines?

    Postby Nostalgic » Tue Nov 29, 2011 8:48 am

    ArghJo wrote:I heard you were looking for a STUD. I have the STD all I need is U ;)

    Is your dad a farmer? Because you're sure good at raising cocks.

    :rofl:
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    Re: whats your favorite pick up lines?

    Postby eekhx » Tue Nov 29, 2011 12:54 pm

    Did you just fart? because you blew me away :)
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    Re: whats your favorite pick up lines?

    Postby champagne1 » Tue Nov 29, 2011 3:11 pm

    •If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.
    •If I had to choose between breathing and loving you.... I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You"
    •I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
    •I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.
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    Re: whats your favorite pick up lines?

    Postby tropicalheatwave » Tue Nov 29, 2011 8:58 pm

    girls use pick up lines now????? naaaahhhhhh can't be.
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    Re: whats your favorite pick up lines?

    Postby Ndr101 » Wed Nov 30, 2011 5:15 am

    lol
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    Re: whats your favorite pick up lines?

    Postby Steadfast101 » Wed Nov 30, 2011 5:20 am

    tropicalheatwave wrote:girls use pick up lines now????? naaaahhhhhh can't be.


    hahaha
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    Re: whats your favorite pick up lines?

    Postby SharA2 » Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:24 am

    I am going to agree with, JeremyM. Pick up lines are silly, even if he makes you laugh you probably know he has used that one on 100's of girls before you.
    And I want to wake up with the rain
    Falling on a tin roof
    While I'm safe there in your arms
    So all I ask is for you
    To come away with me in the night
    Come away with me
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    Re: whats your favorite pick up lines?

    Postby Steadfast101 » Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:42 am

    i dont use them either. sorry if i came off that way. i just wanted to know what your favorite ones are.
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    Re: whats your favorite pick up lines?

    Postby SharA2 » Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:39 am

    No, no-- they are fun to read when posted. Do not want to spoil your thread, was only saying for me in real life I do not care for them being used.
    And I want to wake up with the rain
    Falling on a tin roof
    While I'm safe there in your arms
    So all I ask is for you
    To come away with me in the night
    Come away with me
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    Re: whats your favorite pick up lines?

    Postby Steadfast101 » Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:54 am

    i know that they are fun to read. thats the whole reason i started the thread
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    Re: whats your favorite pick up lines?

    Postby TheJoker » Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:25 am

    here are two of mine favorites:
    1.Excuse me. Are you good in measurement? Does this look like a "rod" to you?*pulls down pants and boxers*
    2.Looks like you have a crack. would you like me to fill it with my caulk?

    i might get in trouble if i ever use them!lol
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    Re: whats your favorite pick up lines?

    Postby Xwikki » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:14 pm

    CeciliaMystic wrote:
    Xwikki wrote:If I had the choice between DNA and RNA, I'd choose RNA because it has U in it. :P

    ...i don't get it... :?
      :rofl:


      I had to google it myself too. :oops:

      RNA is basically DNA, but it err, if I'm right is your personality or something. And there are different sub-categories so to speak which are basically just random letters. One of them is a U.


      Here's a crude one that I haven't gotten round to using yet: Show me where you piss from!
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      "Yes, Piglet?"
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      Re: whats your favorite pick up lines?

      Postby TheJoker » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:59 pm

      heres one that i saw on a picture awhile ago:

      I put the STD in STUD. All i need is U!
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      Re: whats your favorite pick up lines?

      Postby Nostalgic » Thu Dec 01, 2011 9:40 am

      I love reading funny ones but in real life I think most are cheesy and would put me off.

      My friend made me laugh once, he's from rarotonga

      Him " do you have any rarotongan in you"
      Me " no" thinking weird question
      Him winking "would you like some"
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      Re: whats your favorite pick up lines?

      Postby Xwikki » Thu Dec 01, 2011 11:53 am

      :lol: That's a good one Nos, I think I might try that to a foreign friend.

      "I'll do you like I do my homework. Slam you on the table and do you all night".
      I have to say, I did get a few of my nerdy ones from the nerdy pickup lines fb group. :oops:
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      "Yes, Piglet?"
      "Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw. "I just wanted to be sure of you."
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      Re: whats your favorite pick up lines?

      Postby Steadfast101 » Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:41 pm

      Whats your favorite yoga position? mines doggy!
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      Re: whats your favorite pick up lines?

      Postby josie21* » Fri Dec 02, 2011 5:51 am

      so my friend told me this one.... "wow that shirt is becoming on you... if i were on you i'd be cumming on you too"
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      Re: whats your favorite pick up lines?

      Postby Steadfast101 » Fri Dec 02, 2011 8:16 am

      heres a few more:
      Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.

      Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.

      I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

      Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle

      I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
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      Re: whats your favorite pick up lines?

      Postby JeremyM » Sat Dec 03, 2011 6:15 am

      Just for playing along sakes:
      Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
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      Re: whats your favorite pick up lines?

      Postby jojo » Sat Dec 03, 2011 10:55 am

      ^ :lol:

      My friend said this one to a girl and she slapped him :rofl: He tries out all the offensive ones.

      If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole. :lol:
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      Re: whats your favorite pick up lines?

      Postby Steadfast101 » Sun Dec 04, 2011 9:56 am

      okay heres one.

      "Say, how would you like to come to my car and try my stick shift?"
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      Re: whats your favorite pick up lines?

      Postby Adityasb » Sat Dec 17, 2011 2:03 am

      CeciliaMystic wrote:
      Xwikki wrote:If I had the choice between DNA and RNA, I'd choose RNA because it has U in it. :P

      ...i don't get it... :?
        :rofl:

        U is for the base Uracil found in Rna not found in Dna.
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        Re: whats your favorite pick up lines?

        Postby Adityasb » Sat Dec 17, 2011 2:07 am

        If I would approach a girl, I would say ' hi, do you have a name?'.
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        Re: whats your favorite pick up lines?

        Postby Leonie Love » Sat Dec 17, 2011 12:33 pm

        Heres one :D lol

        You look familiar? , Have we met before? , Cause' if we did I think it was in my dreams ;)

        or was it...

        You look familiar? I think we meet before... in my dreams :heartpump:
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        Re: whats your favorite pick up lines?

        Postby Leonie Love » Sat Dec 17, 2011 2:30 pm

        Do you have a bandaid? Cuz I scraped my knee falling for you. Lol :oops:
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        Re: whats your favorite pick up lines?

        Postby Steadfast101 » Sat Dec 17, 2011 3:06 pm

        Im an cop and im going to have to give you a ticket for being so fine
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        Re: whats your favorite pick up lines?

        Postby mystichuntress » Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:52 pm

        Xwikki wrote:
        CeciliaMystic wrote:
        Xwikki wrote:If I had the choice between DNA and RNA, I'd choose RNA because it has U in it. :P

        ...i don't get it... :?
          :rofl:


          I had to google it myself too. :oops:

          RNA is basically DNA, but it err, if I'm right is your personality or something. And there are different sub-categories so to speak which are basically just random letters. One of them is a U.

          In DNA and RNA, there are 4 bases, like the rungs of a ladder which make up a strand. There are 4 bases in DNA: A, T, C, G. There are also 4 bases in RNA, but instead of T, there is a U.


          There was a really cute pickup line, I can't remember what it was >.<
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          Re: whats your favorite pick up lines?

          Postby Justified » Wed Jun 13, 2012 3:44 am

          Some of the previous ones are funny!

          Can I have directions?… to your heart?

          I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

          If beauty were measured in seconds, you'd be an hour!

          Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
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          Re: whats your favorite pick up lines?

          Postby Vulcanoid » Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:15 am

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          In all seriousness, pickup lines suck!!W!@!#@!#!@#

          I once used this on a girl
          "Hey is your father a thief?" She looked confused at that point. Then i replied "...Because he stole the stars and placed them in your eyes."
          Moments later i found out her father really was in prison and he abandoned her and her mother. Talk about bad luck huh?

          True story, and i never used pickup lines ever again.
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          Re: whats your favorite pick up lines?

          Postby Nightingale » Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:51 am

          Is that purse in you lap, cuz I've got an erection! ;)
          Let's see you guys top this.
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