whats your favorite pick up lines?

[Steadfast101]

list your favorite pick up lines that you like. you can also list ones that you dont like.

the one that i like:

Excuse me, do you have a map? i seem to be lost in your eyes!

[JeremyM]

You have to have a charming delivery and smile to make those tacky lines work. lolz.

Best line is, Hi my name is_______, and reach out to shake their hand and say your name and that you think they are someone you would be interested in getting to know more. 2c.

[DocScott]

Excuse me Mame can you empty your purse? You seem to have stolen my breath.

[Xwikki]

If I had the choice between DNA and RNA, I'd choose RNA because it has U in it.

[ArghJo]

I heard you were looking for a STUD. I have the STD all I need is U

Is your dad a farmer? Because you're sure good at raising cocks.

[CeciliaMystic]

If I had the choice between DNA and RNA, I'd choose RNA because it has U in it.

...i don't get it...

[tropicalheatwave]

anyone who wants a pick up line that really works should listen to jack nickolson http://youtu.be/PZTZiRlplDs

[Nostalgic]

I heard you were looking for a STUD. I have the STD all I need is U

Is your dad a farmer? Because you're sure good at raising cocks.

[eekhx]

Did you just fart? because you blew me away

[champagne1]

•If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.
•If I had to choose between breathing and loving you.... I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You"
•I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
•I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.

[tropicalheatwave]

girls use pick up lines now????? naaaahhhhhh can't be.

[Ndr101]

lol

[Steadfast101]

girls use pick up lines now????? naaaahhhhhh can't be.

hahaha

[SharA2]

I am going to agree with, JeremyM. Pick up lines are silly, even if he makes you laugh you probably know he has used that one on 100's of girls before you.

[Steadfast101]

i dont use them either. sorry if i came off that way. i just wanted to know what your favorite ones are.

[SharA2]

No, no-- they are fun to read when posted. Do not want to spoil your thread, was only saying for me in real life I do not care for them being used.

[Steadfast101]

i know that they are fun to read. thats the whole reason i started the thread

[TheJoker]

here are two of mine favorites:
1.Excuse me. Are you good in measurement? Does this look like a "rod" to you?*pulls down pants and boxers*
2.Looks like you have a crack. would you like me to fill it with my caulk?

i might get in trouble if i ever use them!lol

[Xwikki]

If I had the choice between DNA and RNA, I'd choose RNA because it has U in it.

...i don't get it...

I had to google it myself too.

RNA is basically DNA, but it err, if I'm right is your personality or something. And there are different sub-categories so to speak which are basically just random letters. One of them is a U.


Here's a crude one that I haven't gotten round to using yet: Show me where you piss from!

[TheJoker]

heres one that i saw on a picture awhile ago:

I put the STD in STUD. All i need is U!

[Nostalgic]

I love reading funny ones but in real life I think most are cheesy and would put me off.

My friend made me laugh once, he's from rarotonga

Him " do you have any rarotongan in you"
Me " no" thinking weird question
Him winking "would you like some"

[Xwikki]

That's a good one Nos, I think I might try that to a foreign friend.

"I'll do you like I do my homework. Slam you on the table and do you all night".
I have to say, I did get a few of my nerdy ones from the nerdy pickup lines fb group.

[Steadfast101]

Whats your favorite yoga position? mines doggy!

[josie21*]

so my friend told me this one.... "wow that shirt is becoming on you... if i were on you i'd be cumming on you too"

[Steadfast101]

heres a few more:
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.

Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.

I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.

[JeremyM]

Just for playing along sakes:
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

[jojo]

^

My friend said this one to a girl and she slapped him He tries out all the offensive ones.

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole.

[Steadfast101]

okay heres one.

"Say, how would you like to come to my car and try my stick shift?"

[Adityasb]

If I had the choice between DNA and RNA, I'd choose RNA because it has U in it.

...i don't get it...

U is for the base Uracil found in Rna not found in Dna.

[Adityasb]

If I would approach a girl, I would say ' hi, do you have a name?'.

[Leonie Love]

Heres one lol

You look familiar? , Have we met before? , Cause' if we did I think it was in my dreams

or was it...

You look familiar? I think we meet before... in my dreams

[Leonie Love]

Do you have a bandaid? Cuz I scraped my knee falling for you. Lol

[Steadfast101]

Im an cop and im going to have to give you a ticket for being so fine

[mystichuntress]

If I had the choice between DNA and RNA, I'd choose RNA because it has U in it.

...i don't get it...

I had to google it myself too.

RNA is basically DNA, but it err, if I'm right is your personality or something. And there are different sub-categories so to speak which are basically just random letters. One of them is a U.

In DNA and RNA, there are 4 bases, like the rungs of a ladder which make up a strand. There are 4 bases in DNA: A, T, C, G. There are also 4 bases in RNA, but instead of T, there is a U.


There was a really cute pickup line, I can't remember what it was >.<
Is there an airport nearby or was that my heart taking off?

[Justified]

Some of the previous ones are funny!

Can I have directions?… to your heart?

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

If beauty were measured in seconds, you'd be an hour!

Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

[Vulcanoid]

In all seriousness, pickup lines suck!!W!@!#@!#!@#

I once used this on a girl
"Hey is your father a thief?" She looked confused at that point. Then i replied "...Because he stole the stars and placed them in your eyes."
Moments later i found out her father really was in prison and he abandoned her and her mother. Talk about bad luck huh?

True story, and i never used pickup lines ever again.

[Nightingale]

Is that purse in you lap, cuz I've got an erection!
Let's see you guys top this.