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Kill The User Above You...

Postby Dayzd_chik » Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:15 am

yes, its been done already but its fun. :) u guys should try it.

The rules are:

*kill the user above u
*tell them how u killed them
*tell them why u did it

!!!remember, its all fun & games, so dumb, silly, and impossible reasons and ways are acceptable. :D
i need a signature...lol :p
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby ammunition » Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:52 pm

I killed you with a blender cus you spilled my milkshake. :fuming:
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby Zienna » Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:58 am

I killed ammunition with a shovel because i thought she was a zombie kitty.
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby physco kid » Sun Jan 29, 2012 3:31 pm

I killed Zienna since I thought she was a monster... :shock:
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby sayuri » Thu Jan 03, 2013 1:24 pm

I killed physco kid with a brick because i thought they were a giant killer stuffed panda that was gonna eat my shoes XD
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby overusedcliche » Thu Jan 03, 2013 4:31 pm

I killed sayuri with a marshmellow because they farted on my snugglepuppies! :shock:
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby overusedcliche » Thu Jan 03, 2013 4:58 pm

I killed sayuri with a marshmellow because they farted on my snugglepuppies! :shock:
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby sayuri » Fri Jan 04, 2013 7:33 am

I killed Cliche with a bunch of rotten tomatoes cuz they sucked at making my coffee :D
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby MissionOO7 » Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:41 pm

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."

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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby hymie8 » Sun Jan 06, 2013 3:15 am

MissionOO7 wrote:"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."

thrust sword into eye socket


I killed Mission007 with a bomb that was in his hotdog because he didn't complete his latest assignment!
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby sayuri » Mon Jan 07, 2013 7:08 am

I kill hymie8 with an elephant for not running through the woods and screaming "My name is Jacko the wacko!'
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby starreborn » Mon Jan 21, 2013 5:13 pm

i killed sayuri by handcuffing her, strapping blood-filled bags to her body, poking holes in the bags, then dumping her in shark-infested waters.

i did it because that's how i roll.
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby sayuri » Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:13 am

I killed Starreborn with a crossbow to the neck for not making me an origami star
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby tracesose » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:46 am

I kill sayuri by a full frontal assult with automated laser monkeys, scalpel vines, and acid because I want to make a Doctor Who reference.
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby sayuri » Fri Jan 25, 2013 9:06 am

I kill Tracesose by stomping on them with an elephant :D
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby starreborn » Mon Jan 28, 2013 4:52 pm

i kill sayuri by dressing her up as a bunny and turning loose a pack of greyhounds, because she lost on a bet to me and didn't pay up.
we sense that life is a dark comedy and perhaps we can live with that. however, because the whole thing is written for the entertainment of the gods, too many of the jokes go right over our heads.
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby tracesose » Tue Jan 29, 2013 1:41 am

I kill starreborn with my death ray because... Exterminate! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby sayuri » Tue Jan 29, 2013 6:17 am

I killed Tracesose with a banana cuz im cool like that :dj:
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His pen a point of light."
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby HaZz22 » Thu Mar 07, 2013 2:25 am

i killed ^^ because the picture has girls but no bo***
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby ObliviousMeg1022 » Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:05 pm

I killed HaZz22 with hydrofluoric acid because she stole my cookie!
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby DreamingAssassin » Tue Apr 23, 2013 3:25 pm

I killed ObliviousMeg1022 with my hidden poison blade. I did it because ObliviousMeg1022 was going to take the throne which was rightfully mine.
DON'T EVER TRY AND TAKE MY THRONE AGAIN, GIRL/BOY!
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby tracesose » Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:22 am

I kill DreamingAssassin by feeding her to a giant fire parasite just for a laugh. :loony:
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I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it.
I just do things. ~The Joker

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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby DreamingAssassin » Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:07 pm

I come back to life just to kill tracesose by putting tracesose inside a room and made him solve impossible puzzles and killing him with an axe.
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby DreamingAssassin » Sat Apr 27, 2013 2:05 pm

Haha!! I kill you user above me!!! Wait what? I- no, oops, killed myself... *Thinks to self, 'I'm such an idiot!!'*
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby DashieKitty » Sat Apr 27, 2013 4:27 pm

I killed you with my pet Pikachu. :ecstatic:
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby ObliviousMeg1022 » Sun Apr 28, 2013 1:12 pm

I killed DashieKitty with my mind, because she pissed me off
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby dreamer411 » Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:46 am

I stalked you in your sleep and ripped your heart out with my bladed glove just because I can. :)
Welcome to my nightmare.
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby overusedcliche » Sat Apr 18, 2015 4:58 pm

I killed dreamer411 by dropping a plugged-in counterfeit toaster in their bubble bath because they put too much mayonnaise on my tuna melt :lol:
The word 'lol' is my default word even when it's not a word...
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby JoeBob64 » Sun May 10, 2015 1:46 pm

I kill overusedcliche by throwing a cat at them because they didn't pet my guinea pig.
You sure are lucky that looks don't mean everything.
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby DashieKitty » Fri May 22, 2015 12:39 pm

I killed JoeBob64 with Ahab's Crosshairs because he wouldn't take me to see Black Veil Brides.

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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby galaxymoon » Fri Jul 10, 2015 9:38 pm

I stabbed Dashiekitty in the kidney because they insulted Dragon Age
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby The World-Eater » Mon Aug 17, 2015 2:53 pm

I killed galaxymoon with a MilkyWay chocolate bar.
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby BrooksWindow » Wed Aug 26, 2015 12:04 am

i killed world eater with the life documentary of justin bieber....or how ever ya spell the little shits name..............heeheeheeheheehehehehhehehe :rofl:
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby Caesar » Thu Sep 24, 2015 2:14 pm

I killed BrooksWindow with. . . Nah, I can't kill her!
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Sat Jan 23, 2016 9:36 pm

I was going to kill Caesar with a lasercat, but I spared him because he spared BrooksWindow. :o
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby AHall456 » Mon Mar 14, 2016 9:32 am

I killed Cat with my pet alligator because sparing people gets you nowhere.
I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Sat Apr 30, 2016 12:15 pm

^For that, I won't spare you, but kill you with antifreeze!
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby AHall456 » Sun May 01, 2016 10:21 pm

I kill the user above me with a cyber man because I can
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby ASurrealDreamer » Sun Jul 03, 2016 7:09 pm

I killed you with my laptop... Because the keyboard wasn't working and I was feeling frustrated. -u-
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby AHall456 » Tue Jul 05, 2016 3:07 pm

I kill you with Brendan Urie because he's attractive and I can keep him.. Lol :geek:
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Wed Jul 06, 2016 10:01 pm

I drown AHall456 in chocolate syrup for not liking it! :evil:
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby BoxyTheWizard » Tue Jul 12, 2016 7:42 pm

Performs a live dissection for scientific research, subject unfortunately dies of blood loss.
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Wed Jul 13, 2016 9:26 pm

I haunt Boxy and scare him to death! :evil:
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby AHall456 » Fri Jul 22, 2016 3:06 pm

I drown the user above me with the hot fudge that hardens because its 'merca and I can...
I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?
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Re: Kill The User Above You...

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Thu Aug 11, 2016 8:51 pm

I dress AHall456 in a bacon suit and let in a pack of wild dogs because I'm sick and tired of being killed over and over again by the same person!
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