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In Soviet Russia, ______ _________ ___________!

PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 3:46 pm
by The Kid In The Hat
The point of this is to make a joke of soviet russia after another. I'll go first:

In America, You watch a DVD.
In Soviet Russia, A DVD watches YOU!

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:45 am
by parousia
In sv bad thread ideas create you

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:54 am
by conker99
in soviet russia your mom does you!

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 8:54 am
by The Kid In The Hat
In Soviet Russia, Youtube Videos create YOU!

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 1:11 pm
by Chibilisous
In Soviet Russia, video games play YOU! (That would be so cool to play in a video game, kinda like virtual reality :D )

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:44 am
by conker99
in soviet russia viruses download you

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:52 pm
by Steadfast101
In Soviet Russia, TV watched you

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:57 am
by Chibilisous
In Soviet Russia, cars drive YOU!

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 4:29 am
by parousia
threads pull you

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 5:13 am
by Steadfast101
In Soviet Russia, bomb drops you :shock:

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 5:24 am
by pirellismiracleelixir
In Soviet Russia, water drinks you.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 7:53 am
by The Kid In The Hat
In Soviet Russia, "The Rockafeller Skank" speeds up, slows down, and loops YOU! (Can you believe I got that from just listening to it now? xD)

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 10:28 am
by Steadfast101
In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia jokes tell YOU

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 2:09 pm
by The Kid In The Hat
parousia wrote:In sv bad thread ideas create you


Dude, come on. It's just something a little different.

In America, Chuck Norris can kick your a**.
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris can still kick your a**.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 3:11 pm
by Steadfast101
in Soviet Russia, ice cream eats you

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 3:22 pm
by Chibilisous
In Soviet Russia, meat cooks YOU!

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 3:32 pm
by Steadfast101
in America, roosters wake you
in Soviet Russia, YOU wake roosters

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:49 pm
by The Kid In The Hat
According to this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3FlBC1fvqg

In Soviet Russia, Watermelon eats YOU!

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 3:00 pm
by Steadfast101
In Soviet Russia, computer shuts YOU down

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 11:33 am
by Steadfast101
In the world, dogs hump you
In Soviet Russia, YOU hump dog

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 3:51 pm
by physco kid
in america you use bathroom

in soviet russia the bathroom uses YOU

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:21 am
by Steadfast101
in soviet russia, prostitutes pay YOU

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:35 pm
by physco kid
In America you listen to music

In SV r, music listens to YOU

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 8:31 am
by The Kid In The Hat
In sv, Beer gets drunk by YOU!

Btw, I wonder if Soviet Russia has "In America" Jokes.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 11:27 am
by Steadfast101
in soviet russia, soviet russia makes in america jokes!

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 7:27 pm
by physco kid
america you skateboard

in Svr th skateboard skates YOU

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 3:34 pm
by artimiss1238
In America you hit people
In SvR people hit YOU! :tomato:

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 01, 2011 12:31 pm
by The Kid In The Hat
In SR, Keyboard plays CAT!

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:29 pm
by Steadfast101
In Soviet Russia, thread kills YOU

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 12:32 am
by ArghJo
In soviet Russia, sofa sits on YOU.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:44 am
by Geist
In soviet russia, you raise parents.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:47 pm
by The Kid In The Hat
In SR, Life plans YOU!

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:14 am
by NarutoUzumaki
In Soviet Russia, The cat pets you!

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:34 am
by ..AbdulAzeem..
In Soviet Russia, pussy eat YOU.
O_o

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 5:00 pm
by mystichuntress
In America, you lose the game
In Soviet Russia, game lose you!

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 5:46 pm
by The Kid In The Hat
In NA, Seven eight Nine.
In SV, Nine eight Seven.