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When I was your age....

Postby Kazu66 » Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:04 pm

It's simple. You take the statement "When I was your age" and say something funny and/or creative afterward. I'll start us off.

When I was your age, we didn't have ipod doo-hicky-mu-bobs. Our music came from a rock, and a piece of string.
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby RibZ » Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:13 pm

When I was your age Lady Gaga could only say, "Goo-goo".
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby Kazu66 » Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:15 pm

When I was your age, we had to WALK to school. We didn't have fancy-shmancy car and what-not!
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby RibZ » Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:24 pm

When I was your age "Uranus" had a completely different meaning.
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby Kazu66 » Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:29 pm

When I was your age I knew Fred Flintstone personally.
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby RibZ » Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:37 pm

When I was your age my pimples had pimples.
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby Kazu66 » Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:38 pm

When I was your age, the moon hadn't even been invented yet.
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby RibZ » Wed Nov 24, 2010 3:03 pm

When I was your age, chain mail was the latest fashion.
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby Kazu66 » Thu Nov 25, 2010 4:49 am

When I was your age, color had just been invented.
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby kate903 » Thu Nov 25, 2010 4:53 pm

RibZ wrote:When I was your age "Uranus" had a completely different meaning.

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

when i was your age: i use to sit in a dark room and read a book
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby Jtini87 » Sat Nov 27, 2010 4:01 am

When I was your age I started working at the age of 5 :2cents:
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby Kazu66 » Sat Nov 27, 2010 5:10 am

When I was your age, money came in the form of rocks.
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Re: When I was your age

Postby Kazu66 » Sat Nov 27, 2010 5:10 am

Issuetbuiff wrote:On the off chance there was something wrong with the securom loader, I downloaded a no-dvd crack...when I use that the game runs 100 the way I would expect...no slowdown..so there is something wrong wit the securom loader...and its the latest version v7.26 or something.

any ideas what loader I should be using that would stop the slowdown?


Spam.
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Re: When I was your age

Postby kate903 » Sat Nov 27, 2010 3:26 pm

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Issuetbuiff wrote:On the off chance there was something wrong with the securom loader, I downloaded a no-dvd crack...when I use that the game runs 100 the way I would expect...no slowdown..so there is something wrong wit the securom loader...and its the latest version v7.26 or something.

any ideas what loader I should be using that would stop the slowdown?

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Re: When I was your age....

Postby Jtini87 » Sun Nov 28, 2010 2:39 am

When I was your age there was no such thing as Mcdonalds
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby ViperChik » Sun Nov 28, 2010 4:47 am

When I was your age my grandson, Jesus, was born.
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby kate903 » Sun Nov 28, 2010 11:01 am

ViperChik wrote:When I was your age my grandson, Jesus, was born.

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HAHA lol the grandpa must be old!
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby Kazu66 » Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:16 am

Please play along, kate...

When I was your age, water was the new cool thing...
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby gargoylegoil » Tue Nov 30, 2010 1:31 pm

When I was your age...what was sliced bread?
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby kate903 » Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:53 pm

Kazu66 wrote:Please play along, kate...

When I was your age, water was the new cool thing...

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geeeesssssseee!! i don't know if that was a threat or not!!

when i was your age, we had to walk 10,000 miles to the nearst barter post instead of driving to what you call "Grocery stores," that are a few paces away!
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby Kazu66 » Wed Dec 01, 2010 2:14 pm

kate903 wrote:
Kazu66 wrote:Please play along, kate...

When I was your age, water was the new cool thing...

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geeeesssssseee!! i don't know if that was a threat or not!!

when i was your age, we had to walk 10,000 miles to the nearst barter post instead of driving to what you call "Grocery stores," that are a few paces away!

Take it however you want, but people WILL get annoyed with you if you spam...I was just trying to help. :)

Well you're lucky you HAD barter posts....When I was your age, every little boy and girl needed to learn how to hunt. HUNT. And if you didn't, you DIED! :hothead:
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby kate903 » Wed Dec 01, 2010 2:36 pm

when i was your age... my father gave me that yonder wheel wagon
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby Kazu66 » Wed Dec 01, 2010 2:38 pm

When I was your age, we used leaves for transportation. And we needed it to get away from the dinosaurs.
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby kate903 » Sat Dec 04, 2010 12:32 pm

Kazu66 wrote:When I was your age, we used leaves for transportation. And we needed it to get away from the dinosaurs.

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how did that work??

when i was your age i slipped on black ice and broke my Gluteus- maxim -us and was in the hospital for 3months with my hine in the air!
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby 08Wolf08 » Sun Dec 05, 2010 4:46 pm

When I was your age......I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico...
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby kate903 » Tue Dec 07, 2010 3:53 pm

when i was your age: i met your mom
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby Kazu66 » Thu Dec 09, 2010 7:46 am

When I was your age, Moses was in my secound grade class.
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby ViperChik » Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:23 am

When I was your age, I went to preschool with the Mayans. :alien:
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby Kazu66 » Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:40 pm

When I was your age, I met the FIRST Mayan.
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby ViperChik » Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:56 pm

When I was your age, the first Mayan was my little brother! :alien:
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby Kazu66 » Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:22 pm

When I was your age, we used dinosaur eggs for clothing.
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby ViperChik » Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:44 pm

When I was your age, stars had just been created and watching them twinkle was very fun entertainment!
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby Kazu66 » Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:52 pm

When I was your age, we didn't even have fire for entertainment.
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby ViperChik » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:11 pm

When I was your age, rocks and dirt were the new thing!
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby Kazu66 » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:42 pm

Your lucky you HAD rocks and dirt. When I was your age, all we had was air.
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby ViperChik » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:55 pm

Kazu66 wrote:Your lucky you HAD rocks and dirt. When I was your age, all we had was air.

:lol:

When I was your age, we didn't even have AIR. :shock:
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby Kazu66 » Sat Dec 11, 2010 10:27 am

When I was your age, air was the cool new thing.
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby ViperChik » Sat Dec 11, 2010 3:41 pm

When I was your age, eating and drinking was the new thing.
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby Kazu66 » Sat Dec 11, 2010 4:18 pm

When I was your age, we didn't know the concept of drinking. We just breathed.
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby MandaPantz13 » Sun Dec 12, 2010 11:37 pm

When i was your age my Father invented the wheel
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby Kazu66 » Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:12 am

When I was your age, my father invented the material so your dad (1,000,000,000 years later) could MAKE the wheel.
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby runner » Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:32 pm

When i was your age my neighbour was a Dinosaur.
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby gargoylegoil » Wed Dec 15, 2010 3:22 pm

When I was your age...Doctors didn't exist
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby runner » Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:36 pm

When i was your age messages were carried by pigons
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby ViperChik » Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:15 pm

When I was your age, my pets went on Noah's ark!
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby runner » Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:29 pm

when i was your age there was no such thing as gravity.
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby Kazu66 » Sat Dec 18, 2010 12:56 pm

When I was your age we didn't have the pleasure of sex. It wasn't thought up yet.
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby runner » Sun Dec 19, 2010 3:12 am

when i was your age i was called hun cause i was one :P
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby ViperChik » Sun Dec 19, 2010 3:42 am

When I was your age, WE use to sniff each other's butts to say hi.
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Re: When I was your age....

Postby gargoylegoil » Sun Dec 19, 2010 12:24 pm

When I was your age, there was no such thing as Christmas :o
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