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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby Luidaeg » Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:07 pm

Make lovely music...until the neighbors complain


When life gives you Shakespeare
The fey wonders of the world only exist while there are those with the sight to see them.”
― Charles de Lint
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby Caesar » Thu Sep 18, 2014 6:40 am

I wipe my ass.

When life gives you granites.
People are like delicate puzzles. Unraveling them is most enjoyable.
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby sayuri » Thu Sep 18, 2014 5:08 pm

You make a pretty counter top.
When life gives you monkeys
"The fairy poet takes a sheet
Of moonbeam, silver white;
His ink is dew from daisies sweet,
His pen a point of light."
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby Luidaeg » Thu Sep 18, 2014 11:50 pm

You create your own army...


When life gives you a train
The fey wonders of the world only exist while there are those with the sight to see them.”
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby Caesar » Fri Sep 19, 2014 1:59 am

Blow it up

when life gives you a dookie
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby sayuri » Fri Sep 19, 2014 10:04 am

You throw it away and then take the worlds longest shower rubbing your skin raw.
When life gives you bats
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His ink is dew from daisies sweet,
His pen a point of light."
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby The World-Eater » Fri Sep 19, 2014 12:26 pm

I go Christian Bale on them.

When life gives you mosquitoes.
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby starreborn » Fri Sep 19, 2014 8:35 pm

slap the shit out of those bitches

when life gives you a can of creamed corn with a bonus corn worm in it
we sense that life is a dark comedy and perhaps we can live with that. however, because the whole thing is written for the entertainment of the gods, too many of the jokes go right over our heads.
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby Luidaeg » Sat Sep 20, 2014 2:02 am

Give it to someone you don't like


When life gives you The Simpsons
The fey wonders of the world only exist while there are those with the sight to see them.”
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby treesandbees » Sat Sep 20, 2014 2:54 am

You switch the channel and watch The Family Guy instead. ;)

When life gives you a backed up toilet
“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby Luidaeg » Sun Sep 21, 2014 2:24 am

Hire a hot plumber


When life gives you nothing
The fey wonders of the world only exist while there are those with the sight to see them.”
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby treesandbees » Sun Sep 21, 2014 5:39 am

You cast a spell to make it something more.

When life gives you someones voicemail
“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby MissVampire » Sun Sep 21, 2014 1:18 pm

listen to it :D


When life gives you a hot guy...
Hey do u wanna go for a BITE ?
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby Luidaeg » Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:50 am

Enjoy!


When life gives you a lottery ticket
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby THEventura » Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:00 am

use it

when life gives you a bully
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby treesandbees » Mon Sep 22, 2014 10:33 am

Pity them they have nothing going on in their lives but boredom.

When life gives you sugar free gum
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby Sovereign » Mon Sep 22, 2014 12:18 pm

I hate gum.

When life gives you a rainy day and you get struck by lightning.
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby sayuri » Mon Sep 22, 2014 4:04 pm

You got to he hospital and be attended to by a hot doctor.
When life gives you cheesecake
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Of moonbeam, silver white;
His ink is dew from daisies sweet,
His pen a point of light."
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby THEventura » Mon Sep 22, 2014 4:38 pm

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I will the fuck eat it ...

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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby sayuri » Mon Sep 22, 2014 4:39 pm

You win the lotto!
When life gives you a key
"The fairy poet takes a sheet
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His ink is dew from daisies sweet,
His pen a point of light."
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby THEventura » Mon Sep 22, 2014 4:45 pm

I put it inside the lock

when life gives you pain
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby sayuri » Mon Sep 22, 2014 4:47 pm

You take aspirin
When life gives you pancakes
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His ink is dew from daisies sweet,
His pen a point of light."
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby THEventura » Mon Sep 22, 2014 4:50 pm

i eat them

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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby sayuri » Mon Sep 22, 2014 4:51 pm

You hug them! :hugs:
When life gives you a doctor....
"The fairy poet takes a sheet
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His ink is dew from daisies sweet,
His pen a point of light."
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby THEventura » Mon Sep 22, 2014 4:52 pm

you DON'T trust him

when life gives you inspiration
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby sayuri » Mon Sep 22, 2014 4:56 pm

You write
When life gives you a robot
"The fairy poet takes a sheet
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His ink is dew from daisies sweet,
His pen a point of light."
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby THEventura » Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:05 pm

I use it

when life gives you a break
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby sayuri » Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:06 pm

You take it
When life gives you a parrot
"The fairy poet takes a sheet
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His ink is dew from daisies sweet,
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby THEventura » Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:08 pm

I teach him words like "fuck" "bitch" "CYKA" . . .

when life gives you an escape
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby sayuri » Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:09 pm

You go to an island like Hawaii
When life gives you an airplane
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His ink is dew from daisies sweet,
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby THEventura » Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:12 pm

I fly to an island like Fuerteventura

when life gives you life
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby sayuri » Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:12 pm

You make the most of it.
When life gives you raspberries
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby THEventura » Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:17 pm

I eat them
[Reveal] Spoiler:
I have some in the garden btw


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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby sayuri » Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:19 pm

You take it
When life gives you giraffes
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His ink is dew from daisies sweet,
His pen a point of light."
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby THEventura » Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:21 pm

i just watch them
[Reveal] Spoiler:
(scared of giraffes)


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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby sayuri » Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:22 pm

You take it.
When life gives you clowns :loony:
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby THEventura » Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:30 pm

I'll beat them up - I don't like clowns...

when life gives you ME ?
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby sayuri » Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:32 pm

You go to a nutty house
When life gives you ghosts
"The fairy poet takes a sheet
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His ink is dew from daisies sweet,
His pen a point of light."
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby THEventura » Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:34 pm

you are MEAN CYKA

I make friends with them !

when life gives you old engine?
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby sayuri » Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:36 pm

THEventura wrote:you are MEAN CYKA

I make friends with them !

when life gives you old engine?

Wasnt trying to be mean sorry :(
You sell the old engine for parts
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby THEventura » Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:39 pm

WHO are you Elita ???

when life gies you fire?
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby sayuri » Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:43 pm

No. Not even close. I am just Sayu Chan
You burn things.
When life gives you a Theater
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His ink is dew from daisies sweet,
His pen a point of light."
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby THEventura » Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:46 pm

I have seen it all

you are the unseen

I'd PLAY IT

when life gives you a hit?
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby sayuri » Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:47 pm

You enjoy it :)
When life gives you a polar bear
"The fairy poet takes a sheet
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His ink is dew from daisies sweet,
His pen a point of light."
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby THEventura » Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:50 pm

I'd neglect it
[Reveal] Spoiler:
(what use I am having of polar bears ???)


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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby sayuri » Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:55 pm

I would explore it
If life gave you a jaguar
"The fairy poet takes a sheet
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His ink is dew from daisies sweet,
His pen a point of light."
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby THEventura » Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:58 pm

I'd gently strife it's back

if life gave you Elita?
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby THEventura » Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:59 pm

I'd gently strife it's back

if life gave you Elita?

You cannot make another post so soon after your last.



thought notice PM Elita !!!
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby sayuri » Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:59 pm

Dont know who/what that is so idk.
When life gives you wookies
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His ink is dew from daisies sweet,
His pen a point of light."
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby THEventura » Mon Sep 22, 2014 6:06 pm

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