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When Life gives you game

Postby daydreamer123 » Sat Jul 24, 2010 5:13 am

Here's how you play : The first poster says something that life gives you and the next poster says what you can make with it, like that old saying: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Ex: first poster: When life gives you flour...

next poster: make cookies

I'll start
When life gives you paper...
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby W. C. » Sat Jul 24, 2010 5:17 am

...write an 80 page in-depth essay on the meaning of life.

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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby YoshiMike13 » Sat Jul 24, 2010 7:04 am

throw it back and get play-dough

when life gives you fame....
You'd think that I'd learn my lesson by now. You'd think that I'd somehow figure out, that if you strike the match you're bound to feel the flame. ~~Chris Daughtry


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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby W. C. » Sat Jul 24, 2010 7:38 pm

...make lots of money by exploiting people

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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby daydreamer123 » Sat Jul 24, 2010 8:05 pm

make chocolate cake and never share :lol:

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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby W. C. » Sat Jul 24, 2010 10:45 pm

...make an electric jump rope that zaps you every time it touches your feet.

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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby light.born.army » Sun Jul 25, 2010 7:32 am

take a trip to the zoo!



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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby Cassidylynn » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:59 am

Grate it over the biggest pizza and feed the hungry..

When life gives you puppies..
"Life is simple, its just not easy."
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby Tazzicus » Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:52 am

You got something to go "Awwwww!" at.

When life gives you orange soda..
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby Cassidylynn » Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:58 am

You add ice cream and make a float. :excited:

When life gives you a flat tire..
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby YoshiMike13 » Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:56 am

you use a spare tire and get going again

when life give you a dirty look....
You'd think that I'd learn my lesson by now. You'd think that I'd somehow figure out, that if you strike the match you're bound to feel the flame. ~~Chris Daughtry


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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby gargoylegoil » Mon Aug 02, 2010 7:59 am

Just keep smiling :)

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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby Cassidylynn » Mon Aug 02, 2010 12:06 pm

You make a rock garden out of them :)

When life gives you an extra 6th toe....
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby gargoylegoil » Mon Aug 02, 2010 12:14 pm

Show it off for $$

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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby Cassidylynn » Mon Aug 02, 2010 12:18 pm

It makes you be not so vain .

When life gives you a rotten apple..
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby gargoylegoil » Mon Aug 02, 2010 12:20 pm

Throw it a someone :D

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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby Cassidylynn » Mon Aug 02, 2010 12:30 pm

You use it to make you a stronger person.

When life gives you 20 kids..
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby gargoylegoil » Mon Aug 02, 2010 12:33 pm

Make them all get jobs to pay for themselves....lol

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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby Cassidylynn » Mon Aug 02, 2010 12:38 pm

Makes you want to live in a bubble lol And became a media star.

When life gives you a house on a cliff...
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby gargoylegoil » Mon Aug 02, 2010 12:39 pm

I move, or sell it....hate heights

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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby Cassidylynn » Mon Aug 02, 2010 1:12 pm

You'll lose weight fast because you won't crave anything.

When life gives you a big bowl of cherries...
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby gargoylegoil » Mon Aug 02, 2010 1:14 pm

Start spitting the seeds at my BF :D :evil:

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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby Cassidylynn » Mon Aug 02, 2010 1:46 pm

You start worrying about being late

[ bye gargoylegoil have a good day] :)

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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby Tazzicus » Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:08 pm

You wear it with pride.

When life gives you sour milk..
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby gargoylegoil » Mon Aug 02, 2010 7:32 pm

Make yogurt

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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby Tazzicus » Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:08 am

You've got a new hair style.

When life gives you a broken hand.
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby gargoylegoil » Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:41 am

Go to the hospital and fix it
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby Tazzicus » Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:27 pm

You learn more about yourself.

When life gives you a ripped up t-shirt..
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby gargoylegoil » Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:37 pm

Use it as a dust rag

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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby Cassidylynn » Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:30 pm

You flag down a sexy motorist to fix it for you. :lovestruck:

When life gives you long fingernails...
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby gargoylegoil » Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:31 pm

Don't pick your nose
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby CluelessDreamer » Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:44 pm

Give them to friendly elephants!!

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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby Cassidylynn » Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:44 pm

You feed them to blue jays and squirrels in your yard.

When life gives you two boyfriends...
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby gargoylegoil » Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:45 pm

Drop your least favorite
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby Cassidylynn » Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:23 pm

You volunteer and meet people who admire your dedication and hire you.

When life gives you moldy food...
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby gargoylegoil » Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:32 pm

Throw it in the garbage
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby Cassidylynn » Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:15 pm

treasure it for as long as you can :lovestruck:

when live gives you a second chance..
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby gargoylegoil » Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:16 pm

Live life better
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby Cassidylynn » Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:22 pm

You find out who really loves you and hangs around.

When life gives you a brand new flat screen tv..
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby gargoylegoil » Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:25 pm

I actually have experienced it...you ENJOY it

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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby Cassidylynn » Fri Aug 06, 2010 1:36 pm

You hand them out to all the pregnant women in your city. :baby:

When life gives you a difficult family member...
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby gargoylegoil » Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:19 pm

Kill'em :D

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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby enOcixelsyD » Sun Aug 08, 2010 12:44 am

Turn on the air conditioner to dehumidify the air.

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Fuck that noise
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby Tazzicus » Sun Aug 08, 2010 1:43 pm

You learn to use your other senses.

When life gives you a bad movie?
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby gargoylegoil » Mon Aug 09, 2010 7:08 am

change the DVD
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby Cassidylynn » Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:46 pm

You stay home and catch up on all your needed rest. :dreams:

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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby gargoylegoil » Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:52 pm

Out of the package, bring it back to the store, if you did it..curse yourself
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby Cassidylynn » Tue Aug 10, 2010 10:22 pm

Feed it to the pesky raccoon that nightly raids your garbage.

When life gives you an insensitive person..........
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby gargoylegoil » Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:29 am

Just walk away from them
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Re: When Life gives you game

Postby Shifter » Thu Aug 12, 2010 6:11 am

Overcome it and develop the antibodies to fend it off for next time.


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