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The Wish Game

Postby RibZ » Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:35 am

Another oldie but funnie. The first person makes a wish. The second person grants that wish, but in a twisted or unexpected way. Then the second person makes a wish for someone else to grant.

Example:
Person 1, "I wish I had all the money in the world."
Person 2, "You do, but the world just ended."

Got it? I'll start.

I wish winter was over.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby SF-desertalliance » Sat Nov 29, 2008 12:01 am

Granted but now it's spring and it won't quit raining on you.


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Re: The Wish Game

Postby RibZ » Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:37 am

You can, but s/he is dead.

I wish Christmas wasn't such a big deal.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby NYBG » Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:36 am

Granted. Now buy 8 times the amount of gifts for Hanukkah

I wish I had a beer right now.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby RibZ » Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:00 am

You have a beer, but it's one of those non-alcoholic ones.

I wish Celine Dion would just quit singing.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Meowmix_symphony » Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:29 am

She does, but ended with a 25 day long song that was on every radio and tv station

I wish to be able to have more wishes :goldblob:
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Smiley Lord » Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:52 am

You have infinite wishes, but completely forgot every language you ever learned!

I wish for a block of 24 karat gold.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby NYBG » Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:24 am

Granted. But the block is exactly 1 cubic micrometer big

I wish it were 80 degrees and sunny everyday
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby RibZ » Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:53 pm

It is, but you are in a coma so you can't enjoy the faboo weather.

I wish I could make people shut up with a thought.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Arsenic » Sun Dec 07, 2008 5:30 am

You can, but you silence the only person who holds the key to the secret magical crystal empire. :?


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Re: The Wish Game

Postby RibZ » Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:35 am

You do, but it only lasts for a day.

I wish caffeine was good for me.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby zephyr25 » Tue Dec 09, 2008 6:44 pm

Wish granted! but now that it's shown to be good for you, anything with caffeine quadruples in price and you can't afford it.

I wish I had my house paid-off!
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Smiley Lord » Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:34 pm

A dozen giant rock chariot wheels crash through your house, right onto your landlord, then roll to the bank to pay your house off, killing thousands of people and flattening an entire main street during rush hour! Eventually, they arrive at the bank, flatten everyone there, then neatly pile themselves up so someone could convert them into cash.

I wish for Tom Cruise to suffer a horrible and gruesome death today.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby RibZ » Wed Dec 10, 2008 4:53 pm

He does, but now everyone who likes him is out to get you cuz his poor kiddies are dadless.

I wish my gut would be nice to me.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Smiley Lord » Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:04 pm

You take some awesome gut medicine, but it has the side effect of causing you to clap your hands and feet together, spin your head around 360 degrees, your eyes to glow red, and you to sing the Teletubby song!

I wish I could fly.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby RibZ » Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:29 am

LOL! BTW, I have done the clapping hands and feet thing.

You can fly, but gravity becomes a million times stronger and you can only get 1/2" off the ground.

I wish I didn't have to wear glasses.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Smiley Lord » Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:41 am

You have perfect 20/20 vision. Unfortunately, now you must act perfectly sane for the rest of your life!
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby RibZ » Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:41 am

What wish can I twist for you, sir? :dummy" :ecstatic:
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Smiley Lord » Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:01 am

I wish for a delicious chocolate bar that would constantly replenish itself and not make me fat.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Vira » Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:57 am

Wish granted but now you can no longer eat any other food and you've become anorexic.

I wish I had something to wish about.... :(
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Smiley Lord » Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:26 am

You wish for a genie lamp, but the genie commits suicide and the lamp explodes.

I wish I had a Wii and a copy of Super Smash Brawl.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby RibZ » Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:25 am

You do, but can only use them when you are in the car.

I wish I was getting old more easily.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Smiley Lord » Sun Dec 14, 2008 11:21 am

You are banished to a void, where you are immortal, but nothing is there and you can't get out!

I wish for a spaceship that I could fly.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Anaghia » Sun Dec 14, 2008 2:54 pm

You did, but you flew into a no flying zone and got shot down. :D

I wish I could have a pet kitten.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Smiley Lord » Sun Dec 14, 2008 8:21 pm

You can, but it speaks in tongues, spins it's head around 360 degrees, and "Ave Satani" plays in the background whenever it moves.

I wish Omen III didn't suck.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby RibZ » Mon Dec 15, 2008 3:54 pm

It doesn't, cuz the world is ruled by Britni and she :heartpump: it, so everyone else must.

I wish I could eat chocolate without side effects.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Smiley Lord » Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:43 pm

You can, but I steal all the chocolate in the world!

I wish for a kitten.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby adam5486 » Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:43 am

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I wish whoever answers this wish to die the same way as the kitten.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby RibZ » Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:24 am

I do. Now I haunt yer house when you are sleeping and blow in yer ears, making you stay awake FOREVER!

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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Smiley Lord » Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:57 am

He does, but you find out later that he had a gun held to his head when having sex with his "boyfriend", and that he is really a rabid Bornagain bent on destroying the world.

I wish for every PETA building and member to spontaniously combust.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby RibZ » Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:23 am

They do, but you happen to be right between two of them and get third-degree burns.

I wish I could just wake up.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Smiley Lord » Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:39 pm

I pour 33 degree water on you, and you are hospitalized for hypothermia.

I wish I was a genie.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby RibZ » Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:40 pm

You are- an incompetent one who can only grant wishes involving bread crusts.

I wish cars ran on bodily fluids.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Anaghia » Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:48 pm

They do, but you become hospitalized due to dehydration; no driving for you :D

I wish I was a ninja :infinity:
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Smiley Lord » Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:32 am

You are, but pirates arr cooler now. :rawr:

I wish for 10 tons of candy. :candy:
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby RibZ » Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:57 pm

You have it, but it's all sugar-free.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to buy milk.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Smiley Lord » Fri Dec 19, 2008 11:27 am

You go back in time and get milk, but it causes a time paradox that kills all the cows.

I wish Winter would go right to Spring after 1 day.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby RibZ » Fri Dec 19, 2008 11:57 am

It does, but only in Cleveland.

I wish there was a skating pond around here- and NOT in the parking lot.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Smiley Lord » Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:16 pm

It's at the lake. Too bad it's made out of thin black ice.

I wish for lots of chocolate.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby rebeki0anime » Sat Dec 20, 2008 3:01 am

:D you get lots of chocolate :D

BUT! it's expiry date was yesterday

I iz wishing fur my own lolcatz :D
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby RibZ » Sat Dec 20, 2008 7:08 am

You have it. Sadly, the pics are all covered with red x's.

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Re: The Wish Game

Postby rebeki0anime » Sat Dec 20, 2008 2:10 pm

It can! but all the exma frm other ppl who have had the medicine transfer to you - now you're covered! :shock:

:creeping:

I wish anime could be real! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :infinity:
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby yesterdaysmonsoon » Sat Dec 20, 2008 3:43 pm

it is, and you soon suffer a terrible death by pikachu dressed as a ninja.

i wish i was a vampire! rar!
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Phoenix » Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:03 pm

yesterdaysmonsoon wrote:it is, and you soon suffer a terrible death by pikachu dressed as a ninja.

i wish i was a vampire! rar!


You are a vampire, but all your teeth just fell out. now u need dentures and no dentist is able to make em strong enough to break through skin.

I wish i was in bed having wild carnal sex with my lover! heh.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby yesterdaysmonsoon » Sat Dec 20, 2008 7:48 pm

im so nice, im letting you choose your fate!

fate #1: you do have sex with her for the first time ever (congrats virgan) oops, take that part back, she had a penis.

fate #2: you did have sex with her, and the doctors also discovered a new uncurable form of herpes, on you!

i wish no one would post anything else on this page..... ooooo!!! how ya gonna do that one?
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Smiley Lord » Sat Dec 20, 2008 9:22 pm

Clever! However, it can still be foiled.

In an alternate reality unknown to us, your post successfully stopped everyone from replying to this thread ever again. However, they simply made a second Wish Game and went on like normal. Meanwhile, in this reality, the Wish Game went on as normal, up to this post and beyond.

I wish for lots of money for Christmas.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby rebeki0anime » Sun Dec 21, 2008 1:04 pm

You get about $500,000 worth in French franks - which are completely useless now the euro's taken over.
XD :D use them wisely =p :) ;)

Oh I wish it could be Christmas everyday... :lol:
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby RibZ » Sun Dec 21, 2008 6:54 pm

It can, but only for ppl who are in a coma.

I wish I could stand snow.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby Smiley Lord » Sun Dec 21, 2008 9:11 pm

You've become the Abominable Snowman! Have fun in Spring... :lol:

I wish for my own personal army of robots.
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Re: The Wish Game

Postby RibZ » Mon Dec 22, 2008 3:05 am

You have robots, but no mechanical support.

I wish I could sleep.
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