The Wish Game

by **RibZ** on Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:35 pm

Another oldie but funnie. The first person makes a wish. The second person grants that wish, but in a twisted or unexpected way. Then the second person makes a wish for someone else to grant.

Example:
Person 1, "I wish I had all the money in the world."
Person 2, "You do, but the world just ended."

Got it? I'll start.

I wish winter was over.

by **SF-desertalliance** on Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:01 am

Granted but now it's spring and it won't quit raining on you.

I wish I could meet someone who orgasmed if you poke them

by **RibZ** on Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:37 am

You can, but s/he is dead.

I wish Christmas wasn't such a big deal.

by **NYBG** on Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:36 am

Granted. Now buy 8 times the amount of gifts for Hanukkah

I wish I had a beer right now.

by **RibZ** on Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:00 am

You have a beer, but it's one of those non-alcoholic ones.

I wish Celine Dion would just quit singing.

by **Meowmix_symphony** on Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:29 pm

She does, but ended with a 25 day long song that was on every radio and tv station

I wish to be able to have more wishes :goldblob:

by **Smiley Lord** on Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:52 pm

You have infinite wishes, but completely forgot every language you ever learned!

I wish for a block of 24 karat gold.

by **NYBG** on Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:24 pm

Granted. But the block is exactly 1 cubic micrometer big

I wish it were 80 degrees and sunny everyday

by **RibZ** on Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:53 pm

It is, but you are in a coma so you can't enjoy the faboo weather.

I wish I could make people shut up with a thought.

by **Arsenic** on Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:30 am

You can, but you silence the only person who holds the key to the secret magical crystal empire.

I wish I had a new job.

by **RibZ** on Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:35 pm

You do, but it only lasts for a day.

I wish caffeine was good for me.

by **zephyr25** on Tue Dec 09, 2008 9:44 pm

Wish granted! but now that it's shown to be good for you, anything with caffeine quadruples in price and you can't afford it.

I wish I had my house paid-off!

by **Smiley Lord** on Wed Dec 10, 2008 4:34 pm

A dozen giant rock chariot wheels crash through your house, right onto your landlord, then roll to the bank to pay your house off, killing thousands of people and flattening an entire main street during rush hour! Eventually, they arrive at the bank, flatten everyone there, then neatly pile themselves up so someone could convert them into cash.

I wish for Tom Cruise to suffer a horrible and gruesome death today.

by **RibZ** on Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:53 pm

He does, but now everyone who likes him is out to get you cuz his poor kiddies are dadless.

I wish my gut would be nice to me.

by **Smiley Lord** on Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:04 am

You take some awesome gut medicine, but it has the side effect of causing you to clap your hands and feet together, spin your head around 360 degrees, your eyes to glow red, and you to sing the Teletubby song!

I wish I could fly.

by **RibZ** on Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:29 am

LOL! BTW, I have done the clapping hands and feet thing.

You can fly, but gravity becomes a million times stronger and you can only get 1/2" off the ground.

I wish I didn't have to wear glasses.

by **Smiley Lord** on Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:41 pm

You have perfect 20/20 vision. Unfortunately, now you must act perfectly sane for the rest of your life!

by **RibZ** on Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:41 am

What wish can I twist for you, sir? :dummy"

by **Smiley Lord** on Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:01 pm

I wish for a delicious chocolate bar that would constantly replenish itself and not make me fat.

by **Vira** on Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:57 am

Wish granted but now you can no longer eat any other food and you've become anorexic.

I wish I had something to wish about....

by **Smiley Lord** on Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:26 pm

You wish for a genie lamp, but the genie commits suicide and the lamp explodes.

I wish I had a Wii and a copy of Super Smash Brawl.

by **RibZ** on Sat Dec 13, 2008 1:25 pm

You do, but can only use them when you are in the car.

I wish I was getting old more easily.

by **Smiley Lord** on Sun Dec 14, 2008 2:21 pm

You are banished to a void, where you are immortal, but nothing is there and you can't get out!

I wish for a spaceship that I could fly.

by **Anaghia** on Sun Dec 14, 2008 5:54 pm

You did, but you flew into a no flying zone and got shot down.

I wish I could have a pet kitten.

by **Smiley Lord** on Sun Dec 14, 2008 11:21 pm

You can, but it speaks in tongues, spins it's head around 360 degrees, and "Ave Satani" plays in the background whenever it moves.

I wish Omen III didn't suck.

by **RibZ** on Mon Dec 15, 2008 6:54 pm

It doesn't, cuz the world is ruled by Britni and she :heartpump:

it, so everyone else must.

I wish I could eat chocolate without side effects.

by **Smiley Lord** on Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:43 pm

You can, but I steal all the chocolate in the world!

I wish for a kitten.

by **adam5486** on Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:43 am

(removed)...

I wish whoever answers this wish to die the same way as the kitten.

by **RibZ** on Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:24 am

I do. Now I haunt yer house when you are sleeping and blow in yer ears, making you stay awake FOREVER!

I wish this God Hates a Fag guy would sleep with his boyfriend already.

by **Smiley Lord** on Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:57 am

He does, but you find out later that he had a gun held to his head when having sex with his "boyfriend", and that he is really a rabid Bornagain bent on destroying the world.

I wish for every PETA building and member to spontaniously combust.

by **RibZ** on Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:23 pm

They do, but you happen to be right between two of them and get third-degree burns.

I wish I could just wake up.

by **Smiley Lord** on Tue Dec 16, 2008 6:39 pm

I pour 33 degree water on you, and you are hospitalized for hypothermia.

I wish I was a genie.

by **RibZ** on Tue Dec 16, 2008 7:40 pm

You are- an incompetent one who can only grant wishes involving bread crusts.

I wish cars ran on bodily fluids.

by **Anaghia** on Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:48 pm

They do, but you become hospitalized due to dehydration; no driving for you

I wish I was a ninja :infinity:

by **Smiley Lord** on Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:32 pm

You are, but pirates arr cooler now. :rawr:

I wish for 10 tons of candy. :candy:

by **RibZ** on Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:57 pm

You have it, but it's all sugar-free.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to buy milk.

by **Smiley Lord** on Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:27 pm

You go back in time and get milk, but it causes a time paradox that kills all the cows.

I wish Winter would go right to Spring after 1 day.

by **RibZ** on Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:57 pm

It does, but only in Cleveland.

I wish there was a skating pond around here- and NOT in the parking lot.

by **Smiley Lord** on Fri Dec 19, 2008 3:16 pm

It's at the lake. Too bad it's made out of thin black ice.

I wish for lots of chocolate.

by **rebeki0anime** on Sat Dec 20, 2008 6:01 am

you get lots of chocolate

BUT! it's expiry date was yesterday

I iz wishing fur my own lolcatz

by **RibZ** on Sat Dec 20, 2008 10:08 am

You have it. Sadly, the pics are all covered with red x's.

I wish eczema was curable.

by **rebeki0anime** on Sat Dec 20, 2008 5:10 pm

It can! but all the exma frm other ppl who have had the medicine transfer to you - now you're covered! :shock:

I wish anime could be real!

by **yesterdaysmonsoon** on Sat Dec 20, 2008 6:43 pm

it is, and you soon suffer a terrible death by pikachu dressed as a ninja.

i wish i was a vampire! rar!

by **Phoenix** on Sat Dec 20, 2008 7:03 pm

yesterdaysmonsoon wrote:it is, and you soon suffer a terrible death by pikachu dressed as a ninja.

i wish i was a vampire! rar!

You are a vampire, but all your teeth just fell out. now u need dentures and no dentist is able to make em strong enough to break through skin.

I wish i was in bed having wild carnal sex with my lover! heh.

by **yesterdaysmonsoon** on Sat Dec 20, 2008 10:48 pm

im so nice, im letting you choose your fate!

fate #1: you do have sex with her for the first time ever (congrats virgan) oops, take that part back, she had a penis.

fate #2: you did have sex with her, and the doctors also discovered a new uncurable form of herpes, on you!

i wish no one would post anything else on this page..... ooooo!!! how ya gonna do that one?

by **Smiley Lord** on Sun Dec 21, 2008 12:22 am

Clever! However, it can still be foiled.

In an alternate reality unknown to us, your post successfully stopped everyone from replying to this thread ever again. However, they simply made a second Wish Game and went on like normal. Meanwhile, in this reality, the Wish Game went on as normal, up to this post and beyond.

I wish for lots of money for Christmas.

by **rebeki0anime** on Sun Dec 21, 2008 4:04 pm

You get about $500,000 worth in French franks - which are completely useless now the euro's taken over.
XD

use them wisely =p

Oh I wish it could be Christmas everyday... :lol:

by **RibZ** on Sun Dec 21, 2008 9:54 pm

It can, but only for ppl who are in a coma.

I wish I could stand snow.

by **Smiley Lord** on Mon Dec 22, 2008 12:11 am

You've become the Abominable Snowman! Have fun in Spring... :lol:

I wish for my own personal army of robots.

by **RibZ** on Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:05 am

You have robots, but no mechanical support.

I wish I could sleep.