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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by ViperChik on Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:20 pm

Take the "tarts" out.

What is fried chicken made from?

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by RibZ on Sun Jan 23, 2011 3:22 pm

Fries and pea hens.

What is the meaning of military intelligence?

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by NarutoUzumaki on Wed Jan 26, 2011 8:27 am

It is applesauce

Why can't i walk through walls?

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by 08Wolf08 on Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:56 pm

Walls don't like you...

Why are old people so slow??

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by ViperChik on Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:21 pm

Because they're super secret spy snails in disguise!

What does "AHHHH!" :tongue:

:tongue:

mean?

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by NarutoUzumaki on Thu Jan 27, 2011 2:38 pm

It means it is time to party.

What is the real answer to 2+2?

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by 08Wolf08 on Mon Jan 31, 2011 1:27 pm

POTATOES!!!

Why are guys such guys?

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by gargoylegoil on Mon Jan 31, 2011 2:45 pm

Because they have these THINGS called penis's :lol:

:lol:

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by ViperChik on Mon Jan 31, 2011 2:45 pm

Mr. Sneeze

Uh....what does "self destruct in 5 seconds" means? :drool:

:drool:

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by NarutoUzumaki on Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:03 pm

It means soon there will be Ice Cream

Why can't I live on the Sun?

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by JLBaker on Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:31 pm

because your head is too big and would block it

why is there dirt?

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by NarutoUzumaki on Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:50 pm

because there is water.

What did I have for Dinner on Halloween?

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by JLBaker on Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:56 pm

fried human legs and thighs your ghoul friend made
why is this chicken so dry?

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by NarutoUzumaki on Mon Jan 31, 2011 7:12 pm

because it is made of salt

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by JLBaker on Mon Jan 31, 2011 7:21 pm

yes, only cuz we hope it will take you to another dimension away from us

can nerds dance?

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by 08Wolf08 on Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:59 pm

They can do the chicken dance

Can it rain sideways?

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by NarutoUzumaki on Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:31 pm

no it can only rain diagonally

Can I walk on lava?

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by JLBaker on Fri Feb 11, 2011 7:50 pm

no, but we would love to see you do it

can i have some of those carmel brownies with walnuts?

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by 08Wolf08 on Sat Feb 12, 2011 4:30 pm

NO! THOSE ARE MY CARMEL WALNUT BROWNIES!! Go Get Your Own!!

What do potatoes do?

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by NarutoUzumaki on Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:00 pm

they create time warps.

Can have a arsenic flavored Ice Cream with Mercury topping and Lead Sprinkles?

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by mbh12 on Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:51 pm

SURE!!!!!!

anything is possible if you put you mind to it. like journey keeps sayin in their song, DON"T STOP.... BELIEVIN!!!!!!! :banghead:

:banghead:

why cant i be a power ranger?

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by hiheyhello97 on Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:17 pm

bcuz power rangers suck :lol:

:lol:

Why is life hard and long? lol get it i made a crappy pun... :ecstatic:

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by Yoshi13 on Sat Feb 26, 2011 1:05 pm

because if it was short and soft, then it would be boring.

what is this?
vv

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I need to get outta connecticut and graduate! 1 more year...

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by ViperChik on Sun Feb 27, 2011 7:20 am

A blood sucking turkey in disguise of a unicorn!

Is "pickle" a planet?

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by bulletproof134 on Tue Mar 01, 2011 8:29 pm

no, it's something you wear on your feet. / is the moon made of cheese?

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by ViperChik on Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:43 pm

No, it's made of cows, that's why it's called the MOOn.

What's a brain? :drool:

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by gargoylegoil on Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:46 pm

Brain....zombie food

Why is is called MENSTRUATION when women experience it ??

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by ViperChik on Thu Mar 03, 2011 1:01 pm

Cuz we're woMEN!...

Can a tuna sandwich tell time?

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by whisperwillow108 on Sat Mar 05, 2011 8:06 pm

yes, but only if it's on a saturday and it's raining.

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by gargoylegoil on Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:40 am

Yes, and then they turn into princes

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by ViperChik on Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:33 pm

Uhhhh.....Fried Chicken.

What's my most favoritest song?

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by bulletproof134 on Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:51 am

uhhh.. ring around the rosies/ how many fingers am i holding up?

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by St. Dymphna on Wed Mar 16, 2011 7:12 am

i don't care
why are you so cool

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by gargoylegoil on Wed Mar 16, 2011 3:08 pm

Because it's only 50 degrees

why are some people ugly?

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by St. Dymphna on Wed Mar 16, 2011 7:24 pm

because god has cooties
why can't people understand it's nothing personal

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by 08Wolf08 on Mon Mar 21, 2011 6:46 pm

Cuz they have issues..

Why not?

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by Artemis22 on Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:56 am

Because moar!!!!

Why do donuts have to die?

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by Ziggy on Sat Apr 02, 2011 7:31 pm

to serve and protect

why do elastics stretch?

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by sophia262 on Sun Apr 03, 2011 6:45 am

Because it would ger really WEIRD if they shrunk when u pulled on them.
Why is there a ninja in my room???

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Is our destined end or way
But to act, that each to-morrow
Find us farther than to-day
Still achieving, still pursuing,
Learn to labor and to wait. -Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by willk on Sun Apr 03, 2011 7:25 pm

because you are having your period :shock:

:shock:

:shock:

8-)

8-)

8-)

8-)

why i cant wait until tomorrow to eat popcorn?

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by ViperChik on Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:05 pm

Because it's National Popcorn Day up in Mars.... :alien:

:alien:

Uhhh....Can you make me a cup-a-cake? :drool:

:drool:

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by sophia262 on Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:23 pm

Only if you consult with Jeff the squirl first. You knew that already.
Why is my computer running so stupidly slow??? :computer:

:computer:

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by willk on Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:49 pm

because is forest gump

what is what i have in my hands and between my legs?

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by sophia262 on Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:31 pm

Ice cream!!! :icecream:

:icecream:

What color are unicorns?

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Still achieving, still pursuing,
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by 08Wolf08 on Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:31 pm

RAINBOW COLOR!!!

Why am I seeing the world in pink?

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by ViperChik on Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:35 am

Because you have pink eyes!...Now quick! Go take eye drops!!

Why is my orange juice yellow?

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by gargoylegoil on Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:44 am

It's afraid

why do they call it a ream of paper ?

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by ViperChik on Thu Apr 14, 2011 12:06 pm

Because "Cream of paper" won't make sense!

Answer the question: True or False???

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by gargoylegoil on Thu Apr 14, 2011 12:56 pm

neither

when you're pickled drunk, do you smell like pickles?

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by ViperChik on Thu Apr 14, 2011 1:15 pm

No, you smell like unicorns. Ruff Ruff!

Are you my conscience?

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