ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by **ViperChik** on Sun Dec 19, 2010 6:35 am

Why are you asking me?..what did I ever do to you?!...

How old am I?

by **RibZ** on Sun Dec 19, 2010 4:26 pm

You are as old as a pot smoking earth can be.

When will Christmas be over?

by **runner** on Sun Dec 19, 2010 4:50 pm

when christmas says so

whats a frown upside down ?

by **08Wolf08** on Sun Dec 19, 2010 6:07 pm

a smilie ------>

Why can't anyone ever find the other side of a rainbow?

by **runner** on Mon Dec 20, 2010 12:55 pm

because the lepricons oh so damn quick

Is duck tap made by ducks ?

by **RibZ** on Mon Dec 20, 2010 3:37 pm

No, it's made by woodpeckers tapping on ducks.

What makes Sallie Mae think I can pay them when I'm technically unemployed?

by **NarutoUzumaki** on Sat Dec 25, 2010 2:29 pm

because they don't know that you are secretly their boss.

Why can't cats fly?

by **gargoylegoil** on Sat Dec 25, 2010 2:42 pm

Because they're scaredy cats.

Why do we need buttons when we have zippers?

by **RibZ** on Mon Dec 27, 2010 8:42 am

The laces are using them as a cover for nefarious activities.

What will the ouija board tell me?

by **NarutoUzumaki** on Mon Dec 27, 2010 3:15 pm

It tells you how to make waffles.

Why can't I take a bath with a toaster?

by **RibZ** on Tue Dec 28, 2010 2:47 am

Toasters have fears of humans killing them in the tub.

What makes the sun go round the moon?

by **NarutoUzumaki** on Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:29 pm

Cats do

Why can't I eat lead paint chips?

by **gargoylegoil** on Wed Dec 29, 2010 12:00 pm

Cuz they taste horrible without salt

What's black and white and red all over?

by **08Wolf08** on Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:53 pm

Peanuts

Where do I live? (MWUAHAHA! You'll never guess!)

by **gargoylegoil** on Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:59 pm

you live in OZ

Did you ever make it back to Kansas?

by **08Wolf08** on Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:04 pm

No, my car's windshield got hit by raining toaster on my way.

Who framed Roger Rabbit?

by **gargoylegoil** on Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:10 pm

Bugs Bunny

Do poppies make you sleepy?

by **RibZ** on Thu Dec 30, 2010 3:18 pm

No, lack of sleep does that.

What is funnier than The Holy Grail?

by **gargoylegoil** on Thu Dec 30, 2010 3:24 pm

ELF

What are my socks?

Website · by **Tazzicus** on Thu Dec 30, 2010 5:29 pm

You're wearing them.

Why does it get dark at night?

by **gargoylegoil** on Thu Dec 30, 2010 5:32 pm

Because the sun goes night night

Why do ears get wax in them?

by **Sesshoumaru** on Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:56 am

Because they both contain 3 alphabets.

Who came first hen or egg ?

by **RibZ** on Fri Dec 31, 2010 12:43 pm

Clear.

How long have I been talking to myself?

by **08Wolf08** on Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:18 pm

Since the day you were born

Which would you prefer: Potatoes or Pickles?

by **RibZ** on Sun Jan 02, 2011 10:12 am

Pickled potatoes.

What makes an infection infectious?

by **gargoylegoil** on Sun Jan 02, 2011 11:19 am

Because they spread like laughter

Why are my eyes brown?

by **Xwikki** on Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:09 pm

You got dirt in them.

Why is the world round?

by **nicco99** on Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:14 pm

my cousin says "because it fell out of gods sack!" .....boys.....

when is it a good time to go for a trip?

by **RibZ** on Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:17 pm

Whenever you get to go for free.

What will be the last book ever written?

by **Xwikki** on Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:19 pm

Zombie Massacre of Earth.

Why does everyone have different music tastes?

by **RibZ** on Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:24 pm

Because we aren't really sheep.

Who is the worst general in history?

by **runner** on Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:39 am

General Hagus of course

Why does only 2% of the population have red hair ?

by **RibZ** on Mon Jan 03, 2011 4:12 pm

To make the 98% envious.

When will I quit needing to eat?

by **gargoylegoil** on Mon Jan 03, 2011 4:25 pm

When you're in a coffin

When are you doing your laundry?

by **ViperChik** on Mon Jan 03, 2011 4:41 pm

Whenever people can't stand being near me...

(Just Kidding!!)

Where does time go?

by **08Wolf08** on Mon Jan 03, 2011 4:58 pm

Flushed down the drain

What is the top secret ingredients used to make a twinkie?

by **nicco99** on Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:17 pm

sugar, spice, and everything nice

(what the heck is a twinkie?)

what's your favourite colour?

by **ViperChik** on Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:21 pm

^Twinkle twinkle little star! (lol get it?..Twinkie and Twinkle sound alike!):D

nicco,

what's your favourite colour?

Polka Dots!

What does this icon mean? --->

...I'M SO SCARED!! SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS!!!

(...and Nicco, a twinkie is a little yellow cake with white cream in the middle.)

by **RibZ** on Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:34 pm

I have something in my pocket.

Who started the world?

by **ViperChik** on Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:36 pm

Me!

What's my favorite food?

by **moblack00** on Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:12 am

A, Cat Legs! You canable kitty!

Q, why do we have eyes?

by **greenhavoc** on Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:25 am

So the world around you seems interesting.
Am I playing this game to your standards?

by **RibZ** on Tue Jan 04, 2011 11:43 am

You would be if I had any standards.

What's that thing I found in the garbage?

by **ViperChik** on Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:09 pm

your house... (Just kidding!)

what's a computer?

by **RibZ** on Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:19 pm

That thing at the end of your hands.

What is the world's dirtiest job?

by **08Wolf08** on Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:52 pm

Cleaning out your earwax

How many licks does it take to finish a Tootsie Pop?

by **gargoylegoil** on Fri Jan 14, 2011 7:07 pm

3

Do you like your job?

by **RibZ** on Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:54 am

More than you do, I guess.

Where did the saying, "...white on rice..." come from?

by **gargoylegoil** on Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:03 am

The Ghetto :lol:

What was better before sliced bread?

by **RibZ** on Mon Jan 17, 2011 4:50 pm

Fire.

How do you make Pop Tarts have less fat?