ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by **gargoylegoil** on Sun Sep 26, 2010 9:25 am

Because it's not brown

What happened to DM?

by **Cassidylynn** on Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:34 am

Webmaster wanted to get rid of the hostility(erased it) lol

Why don't we poop from our mouths? :lol:

by **gargoylegoil** on Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:40 am

Cuz it would taste bad....but SOME people do talk shit :rofl:

Why do some people spit for no reason?

by **cap1015** on Tue Sep 28, 2010 12:59 pm

How in the spit would I know?

How come "sour" cream has an expiration date?

by **gargoylegoil** on Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:16 pm

So it doesn't turn sweet

Why do men blow snot out of their noses on the street, instead of using a tissue?

by **cap1015** on Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:19 pm

You think they are blowing boogers but it's snot....and the issue is the tissue....saving it for a rainy day ( dayum you asked a hard question)

I wonder who, who wrote the book of love...............?

by **gargoylegoil** on Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:22 pm

LOL...I always use that saying not boogers it snot

The book of ______

Someone who thought they know how

Why is diarrhea black and runny?

by **cap1015** on Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:28 pm

That's a shitty question......the answer though is simple, if it were black and hard it would be called consitpation!

Who is Olive Oyles Baby's daddy? And why isn't married in a 1960's cartoon? And is she sleeping with both Brutus and Popeye?...........hahahahahaha

by **gargoylegoil** on Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:35 pm

Olive Oyle....hehe, sounds like some kind of lubricant

She is, she's a slut and a tease

Why does a Dr say take 2 aspirin and call me in the morning? Isn't he supposed to heal you?

by **cap1015** on Wed Sep 29, 2010 5:48 am

No the Dr doesnt' heal you, he secretly works for the aspirin and phone company!

Why is it called a grilled cheese when you cook it on a griddle or in a skillet, and not on the grill?

by **gargoylegoil** on Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:34 am

A melted cheese sammy

What's the first thing you wash in the shower and the last?

by **RibZ** on Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:05 pm

My hair and your a$$.

How do you blow into a kazoo?

by **gargoylegoil** on Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:10 pm

You don't blow, you hum, hmmmmmm

How does a kite fly?

by **RibZ** on Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:18 pm

Through Transcendental (sp) Meditation.

Where did I put my brother?

by **gargoylegoil** on Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:20 pm

In your pocket

Why do cats meow instead of bark

by **cap1015** on Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:32 pm

Because they are not bilingual!

What's the difference between a smart-ass and a dumb-ass?

by **gargoylegoil** on Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:36 pm

A smart ass can sit on ice cream and tell you what flavor it is :icecream:

Do you like to eat food or grass?

by **RibZ** on Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:49 pm

Neither. I eat automobiles.

What makes the alphabet alphabetical?

by **gargoylegoil** on Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:50 pm

Because they're letters in order

Why do people puke ?

by **RibZ** on Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:56 pm

Because they're not made of bronze.

Who invented the Panama Canal?

by **gargoylegoil** on Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:58 pm

A river

Why are some people so stupid

by **RibZ** on Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:07 pm

Cause they don't know how to dig a hole to China.

Where have all the cowboys gone?

by **cap1015** on Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:21 pm

To Cowboy Rehab

why do they have brail for the blind on drive up ATM machines?

by **gargoylegoil** on Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:21 pm

Because they still need money

Why does it rain?

by **cap1015** on Fri Oct 01, 2010 11:41 am

Because if it didn't rain we couldn't have songs like "Singing in the Rain"!

Why do we have the words Flammable and InFlammable when they mean the same thing!

by **JeremyM** on Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:06 pm

To make the dictionary bigger

Why can't dogs drive cars?

by **08Wolf08** on Sat Oct 02, 2010 9:29 pm

Because dogs would have a faster way to chase cats.

-Do whales eat cows?

by **Artemis22** on Sun Oct 03, 2010 3:25 pm

Only in Texas.

Why cant I think of a dumb question?

by **gargoylegoil** on Mon Oct 04, 2010 9:08 am

Because it would hurt your head

Why is salt called salt?

by **RibZ** on Fri Oct 08, 2010 5:05 pm

Because it was invented by a guy named Saul T.

Why would a convict sing a religious song with a child?

by **Artemis22** on Fri Oct 08, 2010 5:19 pm

because the convict wishes to give up his evildoing ways :evil:

Why can't we all be turtles?

by **RibZ** on Fri Oct 08, 2010 5:30 pm

Because our shells would be too big for our hoodies to fit over them.

Where is the capital of Lebanon?

by **Artemis22** on Sun Oct 10, 2010 7:48 am

In Peru!!!!

Why cant we all just get along :oops:

by **gargoylegoil** on Sun Oct 10, 2010 7:59 am

Because we're human

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

by **pennylane** on Sun Oct 10, 2010 1:59 pm

A: neither, the omelet came first.
Q: what is today if yesterday is tomorrow?

by **gargoylegoil** on Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:07 pm

Last week

What is a skillet as opposed to a saute pan?

by **ViperChik** on Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:19 am

A skillet is a pan with skills!

Why does yummy pie equal 3.14? ....

by **RibZ** on Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:29 pm

Nope. It's grilled pb and j.

Who discovered the airplane?

by **enOcixelsyD** on Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:46 am

Al Gore, he discovers everyything.

Why does crappy food taste better when you're drunk?

by **RibZ** on Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:34 am

Cuz crappy food IS better when you're drunk.

Why are commercials so pointless?

by **Sheena** on Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:41 am

by **RibZ** on Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:37 am

Sheena wrote:
RibZ wrote:Cuz crappy food IS better when you're drunk.
Z is correct. Fat and salt and carbs are what your cells need when you have over-saturated them with alcohol.

How about answering my dumb question, Sheena?

by **15inugirl15** on Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:04 pm

your taste buds are drunk too
why are there stars?

by **RibZ** on Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:51 am

To keep TMZ in business.

Why do we dream when our thoughts mean nothing?

by **gargoylegoil** on Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:23 am

to remind us we have no lives

why do people put their two cents in and not one cent?

by **RibZ** on Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:24 pm

An excess of verbal generosity.

Who cares about housewives in Beverly Hills?

by **gargoylegoil** on Wed Nov 24, 2010 10:26 am

Not their husbands :lol:

Why do we eat turkey on Thanksgiving?

by **Kazu66** on Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:43 pm

So the turkeys don't eat us for Christmas. :eat:

Why are we on a dream forum?

by **gargoylegoil** on Wed Nov 24, 2010 3:15 pm

Because sometimes we all dream

Why do we like holidays?

by **Kazu66** on Wed Nov 24, 2010 3:17 pm

Because life sucks without them.

Why is it so cooold?! :chatter: