ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Website · by **Tazzicus** on Wed Jul 28, 2010 3:22 am

They would still be blue, just a darker shade.

Why do humans sleep?

by **talitha** on Wed Jul 28, 2010 4:10 am

A: because they're sleepy. (I'm finally getting sleepy now.)

Q: What was the best thing before sliced bread?

by **RockPillow®** on Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:30 pm

crooooooooûûûûûûûûtons?

How does one get heartbroken?

by **talitha** on Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:58 am

practice, practice, practice..

What do you do with the excess toothpaste when you squeeze out too much?

by **xxParisJacksonFanxx** on Fri Jul 30, 2010 8:53 am

A: eat it!

Q:What time is it on Jupiter?

by **talitha** on Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:13 pm

Hammertime!

What happens to the socks that go into the dryer but don't come out?

by **Artemis22** on Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:27 pm

The gnomes stole them

Why isn't my skin purple

by **gargoylegoil** on Fri Jul 30, 2010 4:07 pm

Because you're not Barney :lol:

Is it possible to be a fly on the wall?

by **Artemis22** on Fri Jul 30, 2010 8:02 pm

Only in neverland

by **eembuc** on Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:17 pm

Artemis22 wrote:Only in neverland

question, please.

Website · by **Tazzicus** on Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:21 pm

Why do people have such a hard time asking questions?

by **eembuc** on Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:16 pm

they don't have hard time. that's impossible!

why can't i be a cat?

by **Artemis22** on Wed Aug 04, 2010 4:27 am

because its against the law of physics, silly

why isnt underwear invisible?

by **eembuc** on Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:14 pm

good question. you can't see through pants!

Is the moon made of cheese? :lol:

by **Artemis22** on Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:05 pm

no, its made of guacamole.

do turtles fly?

Website · by **Tazzicus** on Sun Aug 08, 2010 5:41 pm

Yes, but only when we don't pay attention to them.. What else do you think their shell is for?

What is the square root of a banana?

by **enOcixelsyD** on Wed Aug 11, 2010 8:39 am

Pi

What do babies dream about?

by **gargoylegoil** on Wed Aug 11, 2010 3:18 pm

Pooping, peeing and eating....same things as when they're awake

Who invented working for a living?

by **pennylane** on Fri Aug 13, 2010 9:49 am

A; greedy kings and queens who want to take your money. ( our goverment copied them without making it look obvious)
Q: (whiney voice) why do i have to go to shcool?

by **Methadone Jones** on Fri Aug 13, 2010 1:29 pm

Because.
Why?

by **Artemis22** on Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:23 pm

Y? its a letter in the alphabet, silly

Why cant i think of a good question?

by **pennylane** on Sun Aug 15, 2010 10:24 pm

A; perhaps your brain is malfunctioning!!! :yikes

Q; Is it possible to have purple colored eyes

by **Artemis22** on Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:55 am

Only in june

Is this question stupid? :drool:

by **gargoylegoil** on Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:36 am

Stupid is as stupid does.....

How do you divide a nickel?

by **pennylane** on Tue Aug 17, 2010 10:43 am

A: with a chainsaw DUH!!
Q: does a millepede really have a million legs?

by **gargoylegoil** on Tue Aug 17, 2010 10:45 am

No...only 999,999 legs

Why cant anyone eat a Tootsie Pop without biting it?

by **pennylane** on Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:29 pm

A: Not everyone bite them!Turtles cant because they dont have teeth :toothless:

Q:Is there such thing as a blue tulip?

by **gargoylegoil** on Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:21 pm

When I'm horny

Do you know what a corn chip is made of?

by **log-Zzzz** on Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:03 pm

it's made from chips with "bad" feet. :drumming:

how does boiled fish taste?

by **gargoylegoil** on Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:12 pm

Like BAD feet

how do you feel about people burping in your face?

by **log-Zzzz** on Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:17 pm

I just burp back in their face with my :harhar:

BUTT!

where can I buy mold on a cone :icecream:

by **gargoylegoil** on Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:19 pm

EWW, in your grocer's freezer

What is a fart????

by **log-Zzzz** on Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:23 pm

a burp swallowed

why is the moon so far away?

by **gargoylegoil** on Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:43 am

Because it smells like cheese

Is is possible to drink a glass of water, under water?

by **log-Zzzz** on Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:11 pm

yes as long as you keep a dry face doing it.

how does the wind taste?

by **gargoylegoil** on Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:14 pm

Just like it smells...

Can you swim in dirt?

by **log-Zzzz** on Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:29 pm

as long as the weather is perfectly filthy with a chance of crud.

why can't we chew the gum that holds our teeth?

by **gargoylegoil** on Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:31 pm

We can..in our dreams...I've had them

What's the difference between party cloudy and partly sunny?

by **Sheena** on Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:37 pm

gargoylegoil wrote:We can..in our dreams...I've had them

What's the difference between party cloudy and partly sunny?

No difference. Shame on you both days.

by **log-Zzzz** on Fri Aug 20, 2010 6:20 pm

you had a dream where you had a mouth full of your gum for gum? that means in that dream you had to form your words and give them frame first with a distinctive nature and character type BEFORE you could speak.

most people must first struggle with their speech before they can eventually speak out clearly. most people rarely ever truly say what they mean because they don't like the work involved with shaping and giving frame to what it is they need or want to say.

ok, back to me winning and all