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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby Awakened » Sun May 01, 2016 5:46 pm

If you believe there is, yes.

Is our body a piece of technology?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Sun May 01, 2016 8:43 pm

Technically. :lol:

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby Awakened » Mon May 02, 2016 12:57 am

Us. :lol:

Why do (most) children like balloons?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Mon May 02, 2016 8:41 pm

They remind them of their mothers.

Why can't dogs climb trees?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby Awakened » Mon May 02, 2016 8:50 pm

Because tress don't grow bones.

Why is it quite hard to ask a dumb question or give a dumb answer? :lol:
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby puppyjill » Tue May 03, 2016 9:35 am

Awakened wrote:Because tress don't grow bones.

Why is it quite hard to ask a dumb question or give a dumb answer? :lol:

Some who are dumb find it easy lol
Why does my dog' S ass smell like bad burritos lmao?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Tue May 03, 2016 9:15 pm

He ate a bad burrito.

What do you feed your dog?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby Awakened » Tue May 03, 2016 11:07 pm

I don't have a dog.

What do you feed your cat?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby puppyjill » Wed May 04, 2016 1:31 pm

Awakened wrote:I don't have a dog.

What do you feed your cat?

If I'd let her she'd eat mice it's not good to let them actually eat the mice it gives them nasty little worms I believe their part of the tape worm group?
If you were starving would you eat a pet?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby Awakened » Wed May 04, 2016 5:36 pm

:lol:
What are we going to do with this?

The questions and answers are getting less dumb and more sensible...

No, I won't eat my pet. Me and my pet are gone hunting.

What will you do while we're gone?


Hope this is dumb :D
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Thu May 05, 2016 9:24 pm

Try to take over the world--and fail miserably! :lol:

Are you hunting snarks? :geek:
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby Awakened » Thu May 05, 2016 9:34 pm

:lol: you're funny!

No, not snarks. They can't be eaten.


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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby Darknesswithin » Thu May 05, 2016 9:39 pm

It means what ever you want it to mean.


Is there such thing as a dumb question?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby sweetshar » Fri May 06, 2016 2:23 am

What do you think you are asking?

Why it is so dark whenever i close my eyes?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Fri May 06, 2016 8:37 pm

The insides of your eyelids are black.

Do chickens have lips?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby Awakened » Fri May 06, 2016 9:53 pm

No, they have beaks!

Is the sun really round?

Cat whisperer, you're good :heartpump:
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby sweetshar » Sat May 07, 2016 12:03 am

The only thing i know is.. it is blue and red and shitty hurts to look at..

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby Awakened » Sat May 07, 2016 12:50 am

At the equator.

What are you thinking?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby sweetshar » Sat May 07, 2016 1:21 am

Dumb questions..

I wonder what poop tastes like, have you eaten before?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby Awakened » Sat May 07, 2016 2:18 am

Nope.

Why are flowers so attractive?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby sweetshar » Mon May 09, 2016 6:17 pm

Because like a rainbow, colorful.
Like a lady, needs love and care
And like you and me, perfect!

If you can't be with A and i with C, does it mean we were meant to B? :heartpump:
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby Awakened » Wed May 18, 2016 5:11 am

Well said.

But you're already with C! :cry: :cry:

Why aren't all (people) optimistic?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Wed May 18, 2016 8:55 pm

Some of us know too much.

Why do ducks like bread?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby Awakened » Wed May 18, 2016 9:03 pm

Because bread floats and bloats.
(Can you believe it, I'm actually proud of my dumb answer!)

Do ducks have dreams?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Thu May 19, 2016 8:54 pm

Only on days that end in "y."

How long did I take to come up with that?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby Awakened » Thu May 19, 2016 8:59 pm

2.6 seconds :lol:

Why does the alphabet has 26 letters?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Sun Jun 12, 2016 7:04 pm

Twenty-seven was too many and 25 wasn't enough.

Why did it take me so long to come up with that?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby Awakened » Mon Jun 13, 2016 3:22 am

Because even your teacher didn't know the answer!

What is love sick?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Wed Jun 15, 2016 11:27 am

Going on a date, getting drunk, and throwing up. :lol:

Why do people talk to plants?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby Awakened » Wed Jun 15, 2016 4:58 pm

Practicing kindness.

Why do people blush?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Thu Jun 16, 2016 8:41 pm

They want to call attention to their mistakes?

Why are eagles bald?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby Awakened » Thu Jun 16, 2016 8:45 pm

Aspiring to be enlightened monks and nuns?

Why do we shiver when we're cold?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Mon Jun 20, 2016 8:45 pm

If people know we're cold, maybe they'll give us a coat.

Why does Ceiling Cat want to watch us?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby Awakened » Tue Jun 21, 2016 8:12 am

She's trying to find out why you're so elegant :)

Two persons were sharing an umbrella, yet they were not wet at all. Why is that so?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Wed Jun 22, 2016 9:14 pm

There weren't any holes in the umbrella, duh!

Does anyone else want to play?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby BoxyTheWizard » Tue Jun 28, 2016 8:06 am

!yalp ot tnaw yllatot I

If I got pulled into a mirror, would there be two me's?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Tue Jun 28, 2016 9:04 pm

Yes, and one would be evil.

Are Tribbles cute? :geek:
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby BoxyTheWizard » Wed Jun 29, 2016 8:36 am

If they are wearing glasses, then yes.



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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Wed Jun 29, 2016 9:18 pm

We would all be square, too.

Why do people hate bagpipes?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby BoxyTheWizard » Wed Jun 29, 2016 10:07 pm

Perhaps it is the kilt, and not the bagpipes.


What if a polar bear jumped into a tub of dye?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Thu Jun 30, 2016 9:52 pm

That would depend on what color the dye is.

What color is the dye?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby BoxyTheWizard » Thu Jun 30, 2016 10:19 pm

Rainbows!

Would you eat a butterfly if they were made of butter?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Fri Jul 01, 2016 8:40 pm

Only on toast.

When will pigs fly?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby BoxyTheWizard » Sat Jul 02, 2016 8:32 pm

When they grow wings!

When will cows be rocket scientists?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Sat Jul 02, 2016 8:59 pm

When they jump over the moon, of course!

When will trees walk?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby Awakened » Mon Jul 04, 2016 4:03 am

When they grow legs.

When will I see you?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Mon Jul 04, 2016 2:22 pm

I don't know.

When will aliens land?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby Awakened » Mon Jul 04, 2016 5:55 pm

Some say they have been here all along.

Do you wish to meet them?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby SlayerOfLight » Tue Jul 05, 2016 4:45 am

No, I want them to piss off to where they came from.

Carry we who die in battle over land and sea?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Thu Jul 07, 2016 8:31 pm

That depends on who they are.

Why do roosters crow at dawn?
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