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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Tue Dec 22, 2015 9:56 pm

Yes.

What question can be answered by 42?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby scorpiopuff27 » Tue Dec 22, 2015 10:07 pm

Ok, this isn't really a dumb answer, but I had to write it... so there was this kid at an academic bowl I was in one time, and every time there was a computation question he buzzed in and answered 42, and he said "one day it will be 42." What's funny is that the game after he was gone, it was. :lol:

How is it possible Sheena is such a lovely saint?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby Sheena » Wed Dec 23, 2015 3:54 pm

The answer to 42 is that it derives from Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
The answer to 27's disgusting idiocy is No one cares about your bowel function, ask a proctologist.

We do not ask dumb Qs. Our Qs are to seek information.
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby scorpiopuff27 » Wed Dec 23, 2015 5:31 pm

Sheena wrote:...27's disgusting idiocy...

Sheena! Whatever do you mean? I just called you a lovely saint--that's disgusting idiocy? Well, if you say so. ;)
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby Sheena » Wed Dec 23, 2015 5:44 pm

27 - your choice of topic.
Only a 7th grader would think that exaggerated compliment is different from same degree of calumny.
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby scorpiopuff27 » Wed Dec 23, 2015 8:15 pm

Look, I will post what I want and so will you, whether the other likes it or not, and there is nothing more to be said. Let's stop this senselessness, agreed?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Wed Dec 23, 2015 9:58 pm

I agree, but the object of this game is to post a dumb answer, then post a dumb question, so why don't we keep the senselessness going?! :lol:
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby scorpiopuff27 » Wed Dec 23, 2015 10:06 pm

Alright :) I was directing that at Sheena. Proceed...
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Wed Dec 23, 2015 10:18 pm

Is the thread back on track now?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby scorpiopuff27 » Wed Dec 23, 2015 10:46 pm

Back on track? It's not a train ;)

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby Sheena » Thu Dec 24, 2015 3:08 pm

27 is correct. We broke the frame.
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Thu Dec 24, 2015 9:16 pm

Is Sheena's answer dumb enough for you?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby scorpiopuff27 » Thu Dec 24, 2015 9:44 pm

I'm going to refrain from saying what I am thinking because my pure desire to keep peace won over my urge to retaliate.
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Thu Dec 24, 2015 10:04 pm

I commend you. :) Now where's your question?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby scorpiopuff27 » Thu Dec 24, 2015 10:09 pm

People say they will (insert action) till the cows come home, but when do they come home?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Thu Dec 24, 2015 10:17 pm

Whenever they want to.

Why is no one else playing this game?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby BrooksWindow » Sun Dec 27, 2015 1:04 pm

should we ask them?
why do men argue a womans point of veiw
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Sun Dec 27, 2015 6:12 pm

Because they're dumb! :P

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby sweetshar » Wed Jan 06, 2016 6:34 pm

roasted .. :?

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Wed Jan 06, 2016 10:32 pm

Because somebody is lazy.

Who invented the Forever Lazy? :lol:
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby sweetshar » Thu Jan 07, 2016 2:14 am

ask my uncle, Bill Gates..

If for lovers there is forever and for bitters forever doesn't exist, how about those who aren't contented with just one?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Thu Jan 07, 2016 9:47 pm

They're bitter forever.

What is the key to a Lock Wallet?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby sweetshar » Fri Feb 05, 2016 11:58 pm

a key

Have you tried dripping uncooked egg on a vinegar for a day?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Sat Feb 06, 2016 3:43 pm

No.

If an egg falls in a forest, does a chicken make sound?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby sweetshar » Thu Feb 11, 2016 12:14 am

I will never know unless you tell me.

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Thu Feb 11, 2016 9:34 pm

Sheer force of will.

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby EdanD7304024 » Sat Feb 20, 2016 9:34 pm

A word made up by Oasis.

Why don't the headlines ever read, "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Sun Feb 21, 2016 11:53 am

News days are never that slow.

Where does Superman change clothes?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Tue Feb 23, 2016 9:57 pm

I don't.

Why does pea soup look like puke?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby puppyjill » Sun Feb 28, 2016 6:58 am

To discourage people from enjoying it because it they knew how good it was peas would be as expensive as lobster lol
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Sun Feb 28, 2016 11:56 am

The answer to all your questions is: Because they are fools.

Why should you hold on loosely but not let go?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby puppyjill » Thu Mar 24, 2016 12:49 pm

The Cat Whisperer wrote:The answer to all your questions is: Because they are fools.

Why should you hold on loosely but not let go?

So you do not break what you hold.
Why ask why?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Thu Mar 24, 2016 9:00 pm

Because you can.

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby puppyjill » Sat Mar 26, 2016 9:39 am

The Cat Whisperer wrote:Because you can.

Why do ducks quack?

Are they really quacking or it that what our ears perceive?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby Darknesswithin » Fri Apr 22, 2016 9:55 pm

So they can afford prostitutes.


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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby Awakened » Fri Apr 22, 2016 10:26 pm

Answer: To contain evil in a holy place.

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Sat Apr 23, 2016 12:56 pm

An apple pie.

Can you think of a dumber answer?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby Awakened » Sat Apr 23, 2016 6:12 pm

LOL.. I'll try.

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Sun Apr 24, 2016 9:43 am

Because they haven't heard of vaping.

Would a cactus by any other name be as prickly?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby Awakened » Tue Apr 26, 2016 8:15 pm

Ban cactus. Use cacti, one or more. "Cacti" looks like a more prickly word.

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Tue Apr 26, 2016 8:52 pm

Because we have brains.

If a tree falls on a squirrel, does the squirrel see it coming?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby Awakened » Wed Apr 27, 2016 7:03 pm

No, it did not.

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Wed Apr 27, 2016 9:33 pm

Duckcats.

Can a phone be a deadly weapon?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby Awakened » Thu Apr 28, 2016 3:29 am

I think so, but I haven't figured out how.

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Thu Apr 28, 2016 8:50 pm

Exactly what you think they are.

Why do people think blondes are dumb?
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby Awakened » Thu Apr 28, 2016 10:36 pm

Because they didn't know better.

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby puppyjill » Fri Apr 29, 2016 10:06 am

Awakened wrote:Because they didn't know better.

Why does one want to become a monk/nun?

Because God called them on the phone lol
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Fri Apr 29, 2016 9:05 pm

To sell comic books.

"If I go crazy, will you still call me Superman?"
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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby Awakened » Sat Apr 30, 2016 8:58 pm

I'll call you Crazy Superman.

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Re: ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Postby The Cat Whisperer » Sun May 01, 2016 10:10 am

They think that sheer volume will make their gobbledygook intelligible.

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