ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

by **rp0059** on Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:00 pm

lots of things I'm clueless about

what would you do if you met an alien? :alien:

by **sweetshar** on Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:36 pm

Welcome him even he's not really welcome here..

Do cockroaches fart?

by **DreamerNtheClouds** on Thu Jun 28, 2012 9:17 pm

Only on sundays.

Why does ducks float on water?

by **WolvenPrince** on Fri Jun 29, 2012 5:24 am

Because they can't float on land!

How can I get to the moon?

by **JessicaBunny** on Sat Jun 30, 2012 8:28 am

^ eat more cheese.

why is my big toe the biggest toe? :lol:

by **CharlieRose** on Sat Jun 30, 2012 1:36 pm

Because it ate pieces of all the other ones.

Where did the internet come from?

by **Geist** on Sat Jun 30, 2012 2:30 pm

It came from two lonely computers that got a hotel room.

What do you do if Charlie Sheen is rampaging through your neighborhood?

by **CharlieRose** on Sat Jun 30, 2012 8:45 pm

Get the neighborhood kids together to shoot water guns at him.

What would you do for a klondike bar?

by **DreamerNtheClouds** on Mon Jul 02, 2012 2:48 pm

CharlieRose wrote:Get the neighborhood kids together to shoot water guns at him.

What would you do for a klondike bar?

Sleep with it.

Can I flush it down the sink?

by **sweetshar** on Fri Jul 20, 2012 12:48 am

go on, go on......

what makes you think you're beautiful?

by **irrevocably** on Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:49 pm

yoda said i was...

does southwest airlines fly you to neverland?

by **m83** on Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:52 pm

only when it snows in summer.

are mermaids real?

by **irrevocably** on Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:55 pm

yes, they are the descendants of leprechauns and fairies.

is it possible to drown in air?

by **m83** on Thu Jul 26, 2012 1:00 pm

not if you stop breathing.

if the cow jumped over the moon, where did he go?

by **irrevocably** on Thu Jul 26, 2012 1:16 pm

he exited the highway just off milky way

what time does batman come out to save the city?

by **m83** on Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:43 pm

when robin finishes building his nest.

is robert pattinson crying glitter now that he knows he's been cheated on?

by **sweetshar** on Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:08 pm

i don't know..

Do u believe that winners are those ex-losers who got mad?

by **m83** on Tue Jul 31, 2012 6:31 am

no, winners never lose!

is there an "e" in tomato?

by **irrevocably** on Tue Jul 31, 2012 6:39 am

no it was stolen by potatoe

can you lick your own tongue?

by **m83** on Tue Jul 31, 2012 6:55 am

if you practice folding your tongue over you can.

if hair doesn't have legs, how can it stand up?

by **irrevocably** on Wed Aug 01, 2012 1:11 pm

the same way yoda can take a dump without touching the toilet

why does justin bieber have fans?

by **m83** on Wed Aug 01, 2012 3:07 pm

to cool him off

what's the point of chasing a speeder?

by **sweetshar** on Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:47 pm

cos they think speeder could bring them to nowhere if they're going to get disgrace. (oopppsss..)

what's the purpose of having a relationship where the feelings between the two is not mutual? (what a fool! grr..)

by **MissWong** on Sat Aug 04, 2012 4:01 pm

Practice makes perfect on people you do not love.

Why do I have to blow my nose?

by **sweetshar** on Mon Aug 06, 2012 1:05 am

releasing some carbon dioxide there...

If you want to see a ghost, why not facing yourself in the mirror?

by **irrevocably** on Mon Aug 13, 2012 7:25 am

because then i would see what's behind me

can lips kiss themselves?

by **m83** on Wed Aug 15, 2012 6:52 am

of course, otherwise they wouldn't be able to kiss anything else.

how can you live but still not be alive?

by **Yoshi13** on Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:41 am

Through the music you create!

Why am I happy?

by **m83** on Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:42 am

because you know the answer to a question no one asked!

if the moon is full, what did it eat?

by **Yoshi13** on Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:45 am

The cow that attempted to jump over it.

So, if I have 6 apples and I eat 3 of them, how many bananas are left over?

by **m83** on Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:57 am

the monkey made me promise not to tell!

when you hang out with envy, do you get green?

by **Yoshi13** on Fri Aug 24, 2012 4:09 am

Nope, you get orange because it is a cool color.

Can I kick in a painful spot with no charge?

by **sweetshar** on Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:36 pm

feelings

why is that the more it is forbidden the more you want to put yourself into it?

by **m83** on Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:48 am

Because we can't complain about a bigger mess if we didn't make it.

If you had to compare apples to oranges, what would you say?

by **orionfoxgibson** on Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:36 pm

Acids and Bases. You put them IN water.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

by **m83** on Mon Sep 24, 2012 8:36 am

Go ask Mr. Owl!

How do you know if you get to the middle of things?

by **orionfoxgibson** on Mon Sep 24, 2012 11:42 am

Rock and a Hardplace.
How can you tell when someones lie-ing?

by **m83** on Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:36 am

Watch how the nose grows!

If hair is always growing, why does it have a split end?

by **The Cat Whisperer** on Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:44 pm

So it can grow twice as fast.

What is foo?

by **orionfoxgibson** on Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:13 pm

A Word Used Before "Fighters" and After "Kung".

What has four leggs in the morning, two leggs the rest of the day, and three leggs at sun-down.?

by **The Cat Whisperer** on Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:44 pm

A chair.

Why do phones ring?

by **orionfoxgibson** on Sat Oct 27, 2012 4:57 pm

Life would be harder if they went "BOOM".

Why do people not read as fast as I can?

by **pennylane** on Sun Oct 28, 2012 7:01 am

Because most people arent computers
why is it so cold today?

by **The Cat Whisperer** on Sun Oct 28, 2012 10:08 am

It is not cold; that is an illusion. :cheesy:

How can fleas be educated?

by **orionfoxgibson** on Thu Nov 01, 2012 12:13 pm

"Sticks and Stones."

Why do people crush on others?

by **sayuri** on Wed Dec 12, 2012 10:56 am

Cuz all people must have a love of pandas? O.O
Why do people hate clowns?

by **The Cat Whisperer** on Tue Dec 25, 2012 9:23 pm

They fear that clowns are funnier than they.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

by **sayuri** on Wed Dec 26, 2012 9:59 am

Because it wanted to get away from me!!! :evil:

Why do people hate donkeys?

by **Hierophantic** on Wed Dec 26, 2012 11:46 am

Because they're jackasses.
Why are newspapers black and white?

by **sayuri** on Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:07 pm

Because if they were any other colors the aliens could come and read them >:3
Why can't we take care of our wildlife that are going extinct??